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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by SeverusSnape(m): 8:00pm On May 12, 2015
MizMyColi:



@Everyoneshocked

Truckpusher
Tallesty1
Kachisbarbie
Dechandel
Luxanne
Dygeasy
Teeeo
Severussnape
Temitemi1!!!!

I passed! I passed!
gringrin
Finally!!!
cheesy

I passed the aptitude test organized by PushCv
Yayyyhhh *Bursting Shoki*

Whoa!... Congratulations dear, you were successful not just because of your intelligence, but also because of the patience you've exercised. Best of luck... smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Who Deservs To Marry Dis Gurl by SeverusSnape(m): 6:48pm On May 12, 2015
fankistan01:
...why do u tink itx d singer
Because his song did the magic, He took the first move.
PoliticsRe: $533 Million Dollars Paid As Bribe To GEJ Cabinet Say Italian Prosecutors By ENI by SeverusSnape(m):
What's this co.ck and bull story?
Always looking for ways to discredit the amiable GEJ, These are the set of people(dutchjongen, PassingShot, abduljabbar4) who are unhappy just because Nigeria is not among the 10 most corrupt countries in the world. Very pathetic lot, You guys need serious introspection.
I repeat, This news is so fake like Nicki Minaj's butt.
The blabbermouth below me has something to say though...
Jokes EtcRe: Who Deservs To Marry Dis Gurl by SeverusSnape(m): 6:42pm On May 12, 2015
The singer.
CrimeRe: Live-in-lovers Bite Neighbour’s Breast During Fight In Lagos by SeverusSnape(m): 6:40pm On May 12, 2015
francizy:
Lala, pics of the bitten bōobs or I protest here...

By the way, that useless guy no get sense.. A sane guy would have left his woman to fight the woman and it will end up as "two fighting".. A reasonable guy would separate both of them and it will end up as a "near miss".. Now the foolish guy decided to get involved and has caused a "major injury"..

I hope that guy is not a Nairalander because he just behaved like the fōol behind this moniker obiodunukwe.. angry
The foolish guy should be a Nairalander, and I think the guy should be one cantankerous fool called kastonkastrol.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Top 10 Cruelest Things You Can Do To Someone. by SeverusSnape(m): 6:35pm On May 12, 2015
This list is so on point, What I hate the most there is acid attack, Very inhumane.
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Victory: Woman, With 40 Day Old Baby, Treks To Abuja To Fulfil A Vow by SeverusSnape(m): 6:01pm On May 12, 2015
PoliticsRe: Senate Presidency Campaign Disrupts National Assembly Proceedings by SeverusSnape(m): 5:51pm On May 12, 2015
francizy:
I just wanted to piss off the children of hate and they already reacting... grin
As usual, They will always react with vile filled insults, Forget them joor; They ain't worth your time.
PoliticsRe: Senate Presidency Campaign Disrupts National Assembly Proceedings by SeverusSnape(m): 5:38pm On May 12, 2015
francizy:
grin

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

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please call your boys to order... lipsrsealed
Nice arrangement.

PoliticsRe: So What In God's Name Is In The Kabala? by SeverusSnape(m): 11:43am On May 12, 2015
GBTYO:
Severussnape come help me see this thread
I've seen it bro, I've commented, what is that ka'abba for??
Is it temple or what?...These people have many questions to answer o. undecided
PoliticsRe: So What In God's Name Is In The Kabala? by SeverusSnape(m): 11:41am On May 12, 2015
It's called the ka'abba...please what is this sinister structure for?... Can I get an explanationhuh
Efilefun, Aminat508, Caseless, PassingShot.
TravelRe: Calabar Monorail Coaches Arrive by SeverusSnape(m): 10:29am On May 12, 2015
peppyluv02:
Kenai! cheesy cheesy
Now I'm following you bumper to bumper!
You make my day...
Severussnape come and give this guy a medal....he provides evidence Without talking much!
Hehehehehehehehehehe grin grin
LMAO... The guy truly has evidences to back up his claims, chai!.... Monorail indeed grin
PoliticsRe: Islam's Latest Contributions To World Peace by SeverusSnape(m): 9:52am On May 12, 2015
omenka:
You are paying attention to a deranged man. Toodles. [size=13pt]Even if I were a Muslim, I would have been proud to profess it anywhere any day.[/size]


Se*un, Lalast*iclala, Ishil*ove. Keep tabs on this thread. If the op violates Rule2 in anyway, do well to take punitive measures against him.
Hehehehehehehehehehe grin
Me like that...
PoliticsRe: Islam's Latest Contributions To World Peace by SeverusSnape(m): 9:44am On May 12, 2015
GBTYO:
Omenka come and defend your cult
... So Omenka is also a mohammedanhuh shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Just Imagine This by SeverusSnape(m): 8:50am On May 12, 2015
undecided
Christianity EtcRe: A Story For Atheists. by SeverusSnape(m): 8:44am On May 12, 2015
PoliticsRe: Rivers APC Labels State Deputy Governor “Modern Judas” For Attacking Amaechi by SeverusSnape(m): 8:40am On May 12, 2015
peppyluv02:
cheesy cheesy Everyone around thinks I'm crazy because of how hard I laughed....
Did you also see this..
grin grin grin
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Ameachi don suffer for una hand I swear!
APC house boy tongue
Damn hilarious!
PhonesRe: Checkout The Most Expensive Phone In The World! by SeverusSnape(m): 8:25am On May 12, 2015
bettercreature:
You need to wake up
I'm not asleep bro. smiley
PhonesRe: Checkout The Most Expensive Phone In The World! by SeverusSnape(m): 8:15am On May 12, 2015
bettercreature:
command don change,the Oga at the top is heading to Otuoke so all these Tanoids above will surely suffer from empty stomach for the next for year
infact they will find it difficult to buy 2000naira Teckno
I'm planning on getting the latest Sony xperia, very expensive and there's nothing the Daura President will do about it. cool
Jokes EtcRe: Night Fact by SeverusSnape(m): 7:21am On May 12, 2015
olaxco2f:
Tnx bro! Will move dem to education one after the other!





grin
Please do, They are very educative and enlightening.
PoliticsRe: Rivers APC Labels State Deputy Governor “Modern Judas” For Attacking Amaechi by SeverusSnape(m): 6:39am On May 12, 2015
peppyluv02:
Chai! Kenai! You are wicked cheesy cheesy cheesy
Can't stop laughing cheesy
Truckpusher,Francizy,barcanista,CHM11.,temi temi,phockphockman, tit, fire fire, .Mogidi,severussnape.,Aryzgreat,chukwudi44,oneeast ...did you see this?
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe grin grin grin
Wow!... And it was arranged according, I mean chronologically cheesy
This Kenai guy is so funny, I've laughed my ass out this morning, You need to see the way I was laughing hysterically.
@ Kenai, thanks for the comic relief. grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, Will U Marry A Man Who Is A Virgin? Who Doesn't Even Knw Jack Abt Sex? by SeverusSnape(m): 6:36am On May 12, 2015
sinizia:
*in Rihanna's voice* I love the way you lie. undecided
You don't have to believe.
Jokes EtcRe: Night Fact by SeverusSnape(m): 11:10pm On May 11, 2015
olaxco2f:
иιgнт fα¢т





∂ι∂ уσυ киσω тнαт ...


| There is a miracle performed by jesus which was recorded in the Quran but not reported in the Bible, that "jesus spoke on a cradle while a baby"

| Scientifically, When you remember a past event, you are actually remembering the last time you remembered it, not the event itself.


| The less sleep you get, the more dreams you have when you DO sleep. Take note.


| Strange but true, people with high IQ's tend to be very forgetful.


| If you touch your tongue while yawning, it can stop the yawn.


| Scientifically, a single human male produces enough sperm in 14 days that can impregnate every fertile woman on this planet. Don't try men


| if egg comes first before the chicken then who hatched the egg that became the chicken ?
Confusing, Have you ever thought of this ?
Scientists concluded that the chicken came first not the egg: because the protein which makes egg shells is only produced by hens.


And lastly



| Nearly 1 billion people throughout the world will go to bed hungry tonight.



gσσ∂ иιgנт
Well, I didn't take this as a joke. I love it. Thanks bro... Good night smiley
RomanceRe: Ladies, Will U Marry A Man Who Is A Virgin? Who Doesn't Even Knw Jack Abt Sex? by SeverusSnape(m): 11:04pm On May 11, 2015
elantraceey:
There's no man that doesn't know jack about sex in this generation so stop deceiving yourself except he's living outside this planet or somewhere without the net .


Every pro was once a virgin and every virgin is a potential pro and it depends on the person if he's responsive to change and learning new things and can't marry someone who's adamant to change and learning.
You nailed it, Just like me, I know about sex more than all my friends and associates; but I'm a Virgin. cool

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