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Whynotthetruth:
No, I am not...Thanks so much and same to u...Someone advised that I make it a thread of its own...Maybe I will just do some modifications and paste it there for more audience... what do you think?...And barcanista; is it good enough for your blog?....Can you copy and paste it there?

I think that's a good idea. It's a really nice write up. If you do, Remember to tag me...I Just hope I'll be less busy by then.

I'm so happy about this!!!.... Up juventus!

Very irritating!!
https://bigappled.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/gross.gif

Hehehehehehehehehehe
Lalasticlala front page.

fuckshit:
fυςking awesome; I do fυςking salute your strength & courage to fυςking let things be; from fυςking experience it's no fυςking easy “task"

again; I fυςking doff my hat to you

I fuccking like your comment!

afuye:
[size=13pt]I use CM browser on my android phone... Its lighter , faster and secure.[/size]

Me too...

Opera Mini

AmucheJane:
Jonathan my hero in temitemi voice. Haters should go and die.

Gbam!!

Whynotthetruth:
BEFORE THE SPIRIT OF ORUBEBE DIES...

Any close observer of the polity post-election would have seen more the actual reason for get Jonathan out of the way election. From the comments of Danjuma, to the rants of Shamshudeen to that of Sen. Dansadau etc and people will still come here to tell me about how Jonathan was voted out due to non-performance. Since when did we become so averse to non-performing leaders of which Jonathan doesn't fit the list.

Nzeogwu & co believed due to post election crisis in SW, that they can rescue ONE Nigeria, but they plunged the eastern part into paying 'debts' unending.

Ironsi believed in ONE Nigeria, and his blood was used to wash the streets.

Isaac Boro screamed and cried for same injustice but was muscled out.

Saro Wiwa came to the stage but his blood was used to entertain the oligarchs.

Ojukwu decided to challenge the anomaly engendered by barefaced rape of our sanctity to life and association but was confronted with more blood on our streets.

Yes, subsequently we were subjected to the background after the gift of 20pounds as punishment for "no victor; no vanquished". Some of our people were used as baits to whittle down the genuine demands and general wellbeing of majority by giving them crumbs called political appointments.

And now, came Jonathan not an Igbo but from a background feeling the pangs of pain and marginalization like us. He gave so much to pacify these internal colonialists and oligarchs at the expense of developing his region but was rejected, framed as corrupt notwithstanding the reputable; "Transparency International" verdict vindicating him. He was humiliated out of office.

In all, Jonathan didn't just lose. We lost too. It may not be easy to see any easterner rise to that post in the near future without some radical breakthrough. Forget the noise and empty rhetorics of people like Rochas Okorocha and co.

North by the smart machinery instituted by Prof. Attahiru Jega would always determine and decide who rules Nigeria notwithstanding the voting pattern down South.

What slavery is more than this?...Read the dailies and cry for the future because these people we term "aboki" ruled my grandfather, my father and now myself. When will it all end with all the sycophants, "sabos", and seeming half smart people we have.

The cries and shrills of Elder Godsday Orubebe in that INEC hall echoes in my heart...

I'm moved, this is so touching...Are you a writer?, I'm speechless. God bless you and your entire generations.

Definitely...

Lilyomi:
Never seen camel before o.

They are a sight to behold!... Have seen them in Zamfara.

MizMyColi:
Who is the OP if I may ask?

Is he a verified entity on here?
Is there any credible source to his claims of mismanagement and financial misappropriation?

Nice questions...To your first question, The OP (cramjones) is an APC propagandist here on Nairaland, If you frequent the politics section, he won't be a stranger to you. The only reason he's criticizing this man is just because he's a PDP member, If Mr. Ben had been an APC senator-elect....This loquacious imp wouldn't have said a word about the man's wealth. Talk about gross hypocrisy

tabisegroup:
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I love this.

sweetorgasm:
A man caught his wife cheating on him with another younger man and he is asking back for the brideprice he paid from her parents, "though she has not given birth to a child for him but do you think thats appropriate?

Even though this your story may be fake, I can see you're improving in the kind of threads you open these days.

ibroauthen:
seconded

Correct!

Hmm...

Ipledge:
If a yoruba have being a speaker under PDP,she might be influential and that might cause disunity among yorubas to kick Jonathan back to otuoke

And you guys were complaining of Jonathan's marginalization, Your analogy Mr. Man, doesn't make sense.

If I say you're a Demented cow, you will start typing yoruba for me, all the same though, you're a buharicious goat.
So these names sound like south eastern names to you?

The four suspects are gang leader, Duke Odogbo, 38, Lawrence Kingsley, 31, Ebi Tosan, 20, and Ekelemo Kuete, 30.

searching4lovee:
I dont talk to fools

Can you (an inferior nonentity) even talk to me?...can you stand the heat?

Ipledge:
They sacrifice her for better thing,If she has been speeaker,osinbanjo might not be vp elect

You don't know what you're saying, How does that affect the VP position?... Tell me.

Nairalandinfo:
If there is something I love about thee, it is that U are one of [size=16pt]BIGGEST hypocrite[/size] I keep seeing cumin.g from the SWaste, but like the saying, U are not different from ya betraying brotherz, so no surprise.....it painz U that @ the end of the day "the North will rule all" no matter how U pretend to look/say as if U ain't interested......mtsceeeew

That's Papa Gbawe for you. That's a clear description of the Sadist.

omenka:
Baba, but those white folks na aradites oo. Chikum like this nor go gum person for this kind hustle for dem side oo. When you reach them go just give you one miserable tea and cheese dem take some useless photos with you, dats all. Even money for pure water sef you nor go see!!

Hehehehehehehehehehe
Bros you know them wella!
They will definitely appreciate your efforts, But to give you financial compensation; na lie o, That's one thing I like Africans for, If you hype one politician like that, You don hammer!

omenka:
Bros you for show make we trek for Bill Gates. Abi how u check am?

searching4lovee:
u are a sytematic tribalist but your hypocrisy makes you appear as a saint. when people makes such comments as yours you quickly alert the mods to ban such people but here you are displaying your lack of home training. i am watching you closely on this forum

Hehehehehehehehehehe
See who's talking, So it's you that is not a tribalist...You are one of the worst tribalist on this forum.
Broke ass nigga looking for a white girl.

I'm beginning to love this duo, These people are really trekking, unlike one illiterate trekker who couldn't even take a single photo during trekking exercise, An illiterate who can't tweet or Facebook. SMH

Beauty and the beast!

Really?
Ask lalasticlala.

Enoquin:
Cause baby you're a firework
Come on show 'em what your worth
Make 'em go oh, oh, oh!

Now, I can never take Kim Jong Un seriously because of the interview.

I love that song!... Especially the Jenny lane version used in the interview.

olaxco2f:
Yes sir!
U can confirm it as well!

Okay Boss... I'LL DO THAT.

olaxco2f:
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Did you know that .....



•[size=13pt]Continuum was a magazine which refuted the existence of AIDS and is not in publication any more because all it's editors died from AIDS ! :O


• Just like blood have group type, also sperm have group type. If you want to know your group see a doctor.[/size]


• Blood is thicker than water is not a mere saying. Blood is thicker than water for real, how thick is it ? blood is 6 times thicker than water.

• Studies have shown that the birth control pill fails 6.2% of the time. So girls beware.


• There is no authentic date on the birthday of Prophet Muhammad Peace be upon him. Which is also one reason why some muslims celebrate it in different months.


• Jesus was not born on December 25, infact it was some people that fixed it to celebrate the messiah's birth, this is why there are different christmas day by different christian sect. E.g December 25 – all Western and some Eastern churches.
Armenian Patriarchate of Jerusalem January 6.

• Did you even know that Coca Cola kills insects ? Well now you do.


And lastly


•Expert believe there are entirely two different Gods of the Bible, one GOD for the old testament and another GOD for the new testament. They believe the GOD of the old testament was a 'No nonsense GOD' and is severe in punishment, He commands kiiling of the enemy and offenders while the GOD of the new testament is extra-gentle and too lenient. Infact they believe if the GOD of the old testament was the GOD of the new testament and the jews were about to kill the messiah they would have tasted Hell on their palms, but it was the other way round, besides jesus even cried for help where he said Eli Eli lima ...... But he was forsaken and he was crucified.
The GOD of the old testament had been said to look very similar or familiar to the GOD of the Muslim or Islaam, that's if it is not the same GOD.


Let's call it a day.



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Nice one
@ Bolded, Is that really true??

Amazo:
But you're not even a big booty chic Just somewhat slightly less than average. Considering the kinds of big booty chics i've met, I can't stare at your type of butt, and nothing more than a 3-seconds glance at best. If only you know what big boot chic really means. The one I saw last whilst driving, oh my god, I hurriedly packed my 550HP by the road side, and followed her behind on foot for some minutes to catch a proper view of the magnificence of her butt's anatomy. Sounds shameless and ridiculous but who cares, that's what big booty does to a man's mind, it crashes the system temporarily or permanently sometimes. I also recall parking another time, I walked the girl straight up to her house and dropping some weird pickup lines along the way. The eyes she gave me, you could tell she knew it wasn't my fault I was acting that way, that her plus-sized curvy watermelon thick a$$ were the cause . No joke, once you go big booty chic, you ain't going back. They're the best and if she happens to have big boöbs too, then you've hit the jackpot


You would be an abnormal man, to see a type like this and not stare hard

Damn!!!
I'm so speechless right now, That was a wonderful description. And the picture though...