₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,345,074 members, 8,515,403 topics. Date: Sunday, 08 November 2026 at 08:00 PM

Toggle theme

SeverusSnape's Posts

Nairaland Forum › SeverusSnape's Profile › SeverusSnape's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 (of 592 pages)

Politics › Re: FG Excludes Lagos, Borno, Delta From Cash Transfer As N/W Gets Biggest Share by SeverusSnape(m): 8:44am On Apr 16, 2020
tayebest:
However, I'll always admit whenever he fccked up.

hwva, it's been long! smiley
Will you?. I hope you do, Because that man has nothing to offer.
Yes, It's been eons. I hope you're good.
Politics › Re: FG Excludes Lagos, Borno, Delta From Cash Transfer As N/W Gets Biggest Share by SeverusSnape(m): 8:42am On Apr 16, 2020
nameo:
Hmmm, Is that so?
So he is part of his miserable supporters in the south??
Unfortunately, He is.
Politics › Re: FG Excludes Lagos, Borno, Delta From Cash Transfer As N/W Gets Biggest Share by SeverusSnape(m): 8:33am On Apr 16, 2020
nameo:
As in eh!!
And he does it consistently(right from 1980s) without blinking an eye lid.
Anyways, he still has some miserable supporters from the south, init??
The guy (Tayebest) you quoted is an unrepentant supporter of the dullard.
Politics › Re: FG Excludes Lagos, Borno, Delta From Cash Transfer As N/W Gets Biggest Share by SeverusSnape(m): 8:25am On Apr 16, 2020
tayebest:
Buhari dey fcck up with this his nepotism Sha sad
Na now you know. It's nothing new.
Crime › Re: Agege Lagos Unrest: Dozens Of Robbers Caught (Video) by SeverusSnape(m): 6:44pm On Apr 13, 2020
Iceberg3:
Happy Easter. Where have you been?
Ah. Thank you sir. Wishing you the same.
I've been around, I don't comment much these days.
I hope you're good, sir?
Crime › Re: Agege Lagos Unrest: Dozens Of Robbers Caught (Video) by SeverusSnape(m): 6:42pm On Apr 13, 2020
berbs:
They were suppose to startup at a later date before Corona struck.
Okay. Fair enough.
Crime › Re: Agege Lagos Unrest: Dozens Of Robbers Caught (Video) by SeverusSnape(m): 12:49pm On Apr 13, 2020
wow. That's great.

Wicked souls terrorizing people in this time of pandemic.

Infect them with Coronavirus please.

By the way, I'm tempted to ask, Where is AMOTEKUN?, Are they only for herdsmen?, Are they also observing the 'stay at home' directive?
Romance › Re: Need Of A Quarantine Boyfriend by SeverusSnape(m): 12:48pm On Apr 13, 2020
Lies. Your boyfriend knows your moniker, but you uploaded your picture in your profile. Doesn't he know your face?.
Romance › Re: Lady Not Happy For Not Getting Transport Fare After Sleeping Over At A Man House by SeverusSnape(m): 8:50am On Apr 12, 2020
Truly, Some men are SIMPs. They are much in this thread.
Just imagine the archaic mentality. Tufia!
Health › Re: Covid-19: The Consequences Of Not Obeying The Lock Down And Staying At Home. by SeverusSnape(m): 8:54am On Apr 11, 2020
The thing is, Many Nigerians are not law abiding, If you don't use brute force sometimes, They won't obey simple instructions.
Some even think this COVID-19 is a hoax. I hope we don't experience what ITALY, SPAIN and U.S. are experiencing, 'cause ours will be worst.
Romance › Re: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by SeverusSnape(m): 8:29pm On Apr 08, 2020
rabazamba:
Oga Severed snake shocked been a while, how you doing grin
Bros, I'm fine, Thank you.

Thanks for asking. smiley
Romance › Re: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by SeverusSnape(m): 7:22pm On Apr 08, 2020
simplepee:
Yes, they fake anything to sooth your ego. Brother wey mu....
sister wey foo...
Romance › Re: Women, Pls Stop Faking Orgasms For These Men. by SeverusSnape(m): 4:35pm On Apr 08, 2020
Most Women fake almost everything.
Romance › Re: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by SeverusSnape(m): 8:48pm On Apr 06, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Keep telling yourself that, especially in this day and age and with the introduction of 5G... cheesy
You too, Keep consoling yourself.
Romance › Re: The Truth Is Your Woman Talks About Your Performances In Bed With Her Friends by SeverusSnape(m): 5:36pm On Apr 06, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
Will a virgin attach completely to you if you're horrible in bed?
A virgin doesn't know what "horrible" in bed is. She doesn't know anybody's performance to compare with yours. Simple.

... Virgins bond better. It shouldn't be the only thing a guy should look out for, But there are more chances of you as a guy having a better marriage if you get married to one.
Romance › Re: Does Semen Makes The Hips And Ass Bigger? by SeverusSnape(m): 12:42pm On Apr 06, 2020
dairykidd:
Shoot if u want to shoot & leave John Lennon abi Paul Mccartney.. Corona dey finish us dey go so sad
Not shooting anything, That quote is truly one of my favorite, It has inspired me over the years.

Also, I don't shoot shots.
Romance › Re: Does Semen Makes The Hips And Ass Bigger? by SeverusSnape(m): 6:50am On Apr 06, 2020
MiaB:
No, it does not.
What increases a woman’s hips is her body getting herself ready do be able to have children. The fact her hips widen also results in a woman’s butt getting bigger as well. A woman’s butt getting wider serves no purpose at all.
That said not all women get wide hips and a bigger butt. A lot of it also comes down to genetics.
So it is really a mix of all these things combined but your sperm makes no difference whatsoever.
I like your signature (John Lennon), It's one of my favorite ever.
Politics › Re: Chadian Soldiers Free Nigerian Soldiers In Boko Haram Captivity - Daily Post by SeverusSnape(m): 7:53pm On Apr 05, 2020
KfashionHubb:
All buhari supporters please gather here.

Your day of judgement has come
cc: passingshot seunmsg omenka etc. You're all called.

your dullardic presidiot is sipping kunu while Chadian army is helping us decimate boko haram.

where's the new sheriff in town?

grin grin
Romance › Re: Every Marriage Partner Has A Dark Secret. True Or False by SeverusSnape(m): 7:14pm On Apr 05, 2020
MiztaFabuloz:
That's not true. You don't have to point at female because you as a male have yours.
I used the word "Most". And i stand by it, Most times it's the ladies that have skeletons in their cupboards.

I don't want to even go into details.
Romance › Re: Every Marriage Partner Has A Dark Secret. True Or False by SeverusSnape(m): 6:45pm On Apr 05, 2020
Most times, This 'Dark past' is from the female side.
Romance › Re: Sisi Mi, Before You Say That Bobo Is Boring by SeverusSnape(m): 4:25pm On Apr 05, 2020
bukatyne you're a rare gem. keep up the good work, Don't mind those detractors, they will keep being bitter.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Told A Guy She Is Not In A Relationship by SeverusSnape(m): 1:47am On Apr 02, 2020
Djamel:
This might be too long...but eventually its worth reading..........Man i honestly feel your pain....been there....came out of mine just few months ago....i think its a trend mostly to young girls of this present generation.......i had this pretty girl i dated....we've been together for almost 3 years.....we started dating after i gained admission into the university......so mostly we get to communicate on phone.....when i have long semester break we spend time together......i'm the quiet type i hardly mk trouble nor encourage trouble......my 300 lvl, i came back for my long semester break.....we met, after much catching up since we mostly talk on phone we started "you know"....... i noticed that my babe kitten has gotten wider than usual.....guy man was like "ah ah jisos.....babe whats up.....i didnt leave things dz way?"......she started running circles on me......i know her body like mine.....since i wasnt seeing nor having sex with anyone all the time i was in skool....so any changes ill know......i was still persistent........next she started crying.....explaining her life cheating story to me......i was quite....bitterly hurt,dunno what to do.....but i still love her......eventually i forgave her and allowed it slide....but d trust reduced from 100% to 30%......she eventually gained admission into my own skool......i didnt want it to be that way....but then again i was like....skool changes people.....you get to know their true self....my plans was to graduate....get my shit together quickly and marry her...so prolly its best shes there....i stayed back after my i.t....had to get enough money to change my apartment to a better and nicer one....so she wont feel uncomfortable when ever she visits....i dodged two months out of four months to get the money....went back to skool....on my way i called her "babe i'll be in skool soon...i'm on my way".....her reply was like she didnt want me there.....but she tried covering it by sounding too happy....no wahala.....arrived in skool couldnt see her that night had to reschedule the next day......we met....talked....my gut told me something was wrong somewhere......i shut d guy up.....we started getting intimate then i noticed.....dunno if its just me....i just noticed something isnt right.....didnt say anything so as not to start something i'm not too sure of......we kept going, the trust isnt there no more.........one day something crazy happened...i was with her one time gisting at my place....a call came she picked it up i couldnt get what the guy was saying but he sounded angry......after d call she started panicking....picked her things and left....while she was on that call i could hear d guy say leave that place and come here or its over......guy man don suffer i swear......she didnt tell me....but i knew why she left.....after 2hrs or so i called her and told her what i suspected....she was like yes baby....hes a cultist that have been trying to mk me date him....had to leave to avoid him coming here to mk trouble.....omo i smile....shake my head......now the love is dying by the day.......the story still long but due to time and how my finger hurts typing this....ill summarize from this point.....she got infected.....told me the disease....gave me the abbrevation of the disease....i have forgotten.....two days after the whole thing....i googled up the disease only to see its a sexually transmitted disease u get.....was like ah ah.....checked if theres other ways of contracting it.....still gotten from having sex with multiple partners......the phone switching too was happening all this while..anytime she comes, her phone is always off.....but shes always quick to tell me to gv her my phone....i know its to check for anything suspicious....but im clean man.....i gv it to her anytime she asks....i know youll might want to ask why i lingered for too long.....man i was smashing the idiot pussy for free....had to keep letting em cums out man......after graduation thats last year....i knew its a new phase in my life....wouldnt want that deceite....lies....bad energy......i smashed the pussy for the 1000th times......knew i was tired of it.....mapped out a plans to break up with the idiot.....like they say the friends you keep shows who you her......i was in lagos.....she came back too....we talked....we smashed then she told me...."ill tell my mum about us to make it open........was like ur mum....sure why not.......oh! Na me you wan cage .....amadioha fire you there.....she went back to skool.....i called my friend in skool.....told him whats up.....the kind of girl i think she is.....my friend who live and abide by bro code said he'll get things from her.....gave him her contact...department and church where she worships in skool......every details that will mk things easier for him.....i gave him two weeks......then he called me and said...."guy that ur babe no see you as him guy oo....she said you are his street guy".....that shes seeing one emmanuel guy in civil engineering theyve been dating since last year........would have said my friend was lying but its the same emmanuel that called her the time she left....and i didnt tell him anything bout that story nor his name....so she spilled the info to him.....i made up my mind that i'm done with her......but it was hard letting go.....i still lingered...then i went on facebook collected her friends number and called her friend with a different line....told her friend that i like her friend(thats my ex).....that one was like "eh she has a boyfriend ooo but she can go out with you if you can spend"......then i asked whos her boyfriend sef...is he dangote jokingly....that one laffed and asked my ex....your admirer dy ask if emmanuel na dangote oo.....i just let out a dissapointing smile.....its confirmed its emmanuel......i told her friend give ur friend d phone....that one collected it....was forming sweet and expensive.....called her both names....she was like " whos this?".....then she knew who she was talking to....i ws like so this is how you are.....betray and deny me to whoever that wants to know bout your relationship status....y then keep me around then....as backup if others fails.....she was like im not cheating yada yada yada......i told her.....my work with you is done!!!....few months later she texted....i miss you i am not cheating bla bla bla if you dont reply ill understand.....i saw d msg....i deleted d msg and her number.....


So bro all im saying his....if your gut tells you shes cheating she 100% man......its obvious you are her last resort incase things at the top gets bad....nobody wants to be that.....smash her heart and move on like nothing happened........or keep smashing her pussy till its worn out....but its best you move on........trust me youll be ok!
Bro, I hail you for your resilience in writing this 'epistle'. I've not replied anyone here for a while, But i had to.

damn!. what a tale.

More reasons for me not to trust these girls.
Culture › Re: 25 Most Popular Igbo Masquerades by SeverusSnape(m): 6:44am On Mar 16, 2020
Mood11:
Enwelu nnukwu muonwu nwe otinkpu grin
Nnukwu muonwu puta, ogbenye awara Oso grin
Otinkpu a'neti gbulugbulu bu uku ose tongue
Oliver de Coque
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Attacks Damboa In Borno. Scores Feared Dead by SeverusSnape(m): 7:53pm On Mar 04, 2020
Arrewa this happened in the East. Zombie.
Romance › Re: Nysc Na Scam... by SeverusSnape(m): 8:01pm On Mar 03, 2020
Blackaxe16:
No but they just paid my friend today
Wow... It's supposed to be #67,000 plus for two months.
Romance › Re: Nysc Na Scam... by SeverusSnape(m): 7:52pm On Mar 03, 2020
Blackaxe16:
This people refuse to pay our arrears. yet they no pay us our 1month allowee...... our main money na 66k why giving batch A 33k. This 33k na bad luck
Have you been paid?
Romance › Re: White Man Wears Slippers At His Traditional Wedding To Nigerian Lady (photos) by SeverusSnape(m): 8:01am On Mar 02, 2020
ukukaegbu:
The slippers is far better than the shoes of the guy in red.
Bros you get eyes o grin grin
Romance › Re: WELCOME TO THE PROGRAM OUR CULTURE, OUR PRIDE... by SeverusSnape(m): 10:52pm On Feb 28, 2020
Currently with TIV people in Benue.
Romance › Re: In A Relationship With A Single Mom; Please Advise by SeverusSnape(m): 5:00pm On Feb 23, 2020
Some people are angry at RED PILL, But why?.

I figured only Manipulative females and Simp Males don't like hearing "Red pill".

hehehehehehehe...
Romance › Re: In A Relationship With A Single Mom; Please Advise by SeverusSnape(m): 4:57pm On Feb 23, 2020
Marrying a single mom has more disadvantages than advantages, as long as the father of the child still remains in the picture, they always do.

Mr. man, If you know you can't, Just leave her, Simple.
Romance › Re: DNA Testing, The Battle For Ladies. by SeverusSnape(m): 6:23pm On Feb 21, 2020
All the ladies in this thread are tacitly supporting infidelity and illegitimate parenting.

Day in Day out, I see more reasons not to trust these girls of nowadays.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 (of 592 pages)