Lucin:
In January 2001, a man bought cloth frm my shop on friday and returned the cloth on monday morning saying that the cloth did not size his wife, normally i would change it or ask my customers to make another choice, but i found out the cloth was not only worn but was washed and ironed, so i refused to change the cloth for him. he argued that his wife only tested the cloth that was why it looked like used, but then he refused to admit the fact that the cloth was washed and ironed even when it's visibly clear, even people around who came during our argument confirmed that the cloth was washed and ironed.
the man said if i didnt change the cloth for him he will abandon the cloth in my shop but I will see what will happen to me that day. i refused to change it and all my neighbors in the market supported me, everyone was lashing out on the man for threatening me, they said i should not fear that they would stand with me in case the man tries to intimidate me in any way. the man left the cloth in my shop and went away.
I wrapped the cloth in a polythene bag while waiting for the man's next action, for my mind i thought maybe police or army will come and arrest me.
about 15 minutes later,....... from nowhere my shop was filled with bees, bees, bees, everywhere in my shop, I ran outside and people rushed to my shop to know what it was, they all ran outside shouting,
people gathered, some were shouting, others praying...come and see crowd! .........
one of the passersby asked who owns the shop, I said I, he said he want to see me in private so I went to him, he said asked me few questions, I told him everything including my encounter with the customer who returned a cloth he bought from me since 3days ago. the passerby ask me to go to my shop and speak to the bees, that if my hands are clean the bees would go.
I summoned courage, entered my shop and told the bees to get out of my shop that i have not done any wrong to anyone, i said so many things to the bees out of fear.
To my surprise, the bees started flying out....until none was left.
my neighbors suggested i should burn the cloth(the customer returned) and I did. later called a priest to sanctify the shop.

hmnnn
nkan nbe

LordOfNaira:


Yes.

One day, I was traveling from Lagos to Ibadan. In the bus, some people were arguing. One guy said he didn't believe in juju. An old man was sitting beside this guy. He was a really old man. He wore a white robe like all these Ifa priests. Not long later, the bus stopped and some of us came down to ease ourselves. After some minutes, the driver started calling everyone back into the bus. The guy who had said he didn't believe in juju started shouting from the bush he had gone to ease himself. We all rushed there thinking a snake had attacked him. The problem was that our man could not stop urinating. He continued to urinate for 30 minutes. All the time he was weeping like a baby. Everyone was shocked. Then the old man who had sat beside him hit him on the buttocks and the urine stopped. The old man now looked at him and said, "do you now believe in juju?"

My guy did not answer o. No one talked again till we got to Ibadan. We were all scared of the old man. When the old man came down just before Iwo Road, everyone started talking and wondering about what had happened.

I loved this movie back then, please remind me the title.

MrCork:




...correcttion. ..I have pounds sterlin..you don't!! (No oofense)

omg...this guy has Pounds Sterling, guys please prostrate for him. ..

Baba ooo
Ranka dede

Tayeni:
Maybe that's what that idiot Yoruba boxer used...they should ban him....Anthony babalawo!!

tell me you're kidding...

SUCRE007:
If you ever doubt the efficacy of juju give Mii ur name and the name of someone close to you

what will happen ?

corpersforum:
Cars are not built to Crawl, they are built to speed meeeeeen!!!!..

EVEN if you are as slow as a snail, if you would have an accident, you will.

God Protects

which kind school did u attend ? use your head ooo

topgear:
I drive a camry 2014 V6.

I do 200 easily on the highway. 100 on inner city..

Am a very careful speedster though


"overspeed" ain't in my dictionary

It all depends on the road condition, visibility, weather and the kinda car you cruising. And how good you are as a driver..

its important u put your house in order. because one day monkey go enter market him no go return.

Homeboiy:



The only part i find interesting in wat u wrote is where u said

waste 3yrs of her life n she will beg u forever, i would have done that bt i might be wasting my own yrs also

iam planning to fuk her best friend befor nxt wk ends

by any means

I won't do that.
its just like my girlfriend doing that to my best friend...
it will not pain me...
its her body not mine...

Homeboiy:



lol, well she has been cheatin on me wit different guys, i felt i dont care but yesterday nit around 9pm, i called her,she said she was at home

about 3mins later two of my guys called me that the saw my gf wit a guy a place far away from her home

i cald her again, she lied she was at home, i told her where she was n she started shoutin that she knew my friends saw her there

that its over

i was happy, she came this morning to pack her cloth n pant she left at my place

have deleted everythin abt her on my fon

ayahhh...
that's not how to break up with such a girl. You'll be missing her. I'm sure she gives u Mouth Action.
u will be pained.
u could have beg her n make her to stay.
then eat her very well until you've eaten all the money u spent on her.
waste at least 3 yrs of her life, then dump her.
she will beg u forever.

hahn:
Thank God for the accident

why na? is it base on the notion of thanking God in every situation?

TrapHedges:
Short guy.. See as d yansh dey reach am for belle

you wicked ooo. you no see her shoe?

Readonee35L:
You guys should quit blaming this guy about condom.
If the girl is reasonable about her own future she should also insist on the condom or no sex.
9 out of 10 girls today will tell the guy to remove his condom.that they like it raw

that's it.
we all know how this thing goes but some keep pretending because they're still not in trouble yet.

sisisioge:


Nothing will happen so long as you don't spew lubbish. The company is supposed to articulate for you...you don't seem well put together dude.

thanks. in that case, I'll tell them I want to marry the girl but need sometime.

sisisioge:


E be like say you no carry all your head commot for house. My advice , as e be say you no too understand wetin dey go on, be say go home and tell your folks everything. Let them know what you've done and what her people have requested of you. They will help you put the gist down nicely. Whatever you do, don't even think of going alone or by what you have upstairs! Alainironu omo!

if I go alone what will happen ? its not as if I raped her n she's not a teenager.

George22016:
sisioge shut up

op if you are not ready
You are not ready PERIOD!!!

Take the drinks and give them go with friends also to your girl place

if the baby comes you can contribute for the upkeep.
but has it passed d stage of aborting it??

Then later inform ur peeps of the development and make sure u don't take time to inform ur peeps

thanks. its over 3months but she's even trying her best to remove it. she's still looking for the safe n accurate method to use cuz she has tried different options n it failed.

sisisioge:
Hmmmm...orisirisi!

What you are about to do is not marriage. It's just you meeting your future in-laws. If you were going to do a first knocking, you need to go with a family member at least. Now, you are just presenting yourself as the man interested in their daughter.

Dude, wake up to your responsibility. When you get there, the family will ask you exactly what you want to do with their daughter especially now that you have put her in the family way. If them born you well, go speak shasha. Na then you go know say aye o pe meji.

thank you joor. no matter what I know I'll get a reasonable comment. please what do I tell them? suggestion? I no want marry ooo,

urgent suggestions please

OK, to cut long story shot, I got my Igbo girlfriend pregnant. we were in a secret relationship. Now her people knew she's pregnant n have told her to bring me.
I'm travelling to their village, she said I should buy 501 n a non alcoholic and also add some cash to present.
I asked what's the implications, she said nothing but some folks are saying that's marriage. And I already told her we may not marry ooo n she said no problem.

Actually, I'm not ready for marriage but since the child wants to come to this world by force, let him/her come.

Please, should I present the wine or not and please how do I handle this situation as I don't want to involve my family ??

doctors here, help me ooo.

kimbra:
I guess you've tried more than once and the foetus wouldn't go. Some children after surviving this come out deformed. Just be ready to be a father, this one came to stay.

and the first attempt to get rid of it she bled very well. hah!! my life don finally scatter

sisisioge:
You have tried to get rid of it? With what? Biko don't go and born a deformed baby o. Kindly see a doctor pls. Whew!

deformed!! that's my greatest fear now...
after taking mesoprostol three times.

the preg is now 3months. We have tried to get rid of it but no success... this na one chance

Mightyify:
Suicide is a demonstration of Self love! People commit suicide because they hate to see themselves suffer so they take their own life.

...the suffer is too much everywhere. I just graduated from university waiting for NYSC....life has been hell, no help from anyone sometimes I just feel like ending it once and for all.. .

you just graduated and you're complaining , me I stayed 7yrs doing small small jobs after graduating. just

SageTravels:
Pls Nairalanders read this passage with an understanding.


Luke 6:37
"Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven."

I don talk my own.

you be mumu... as in, confirm one...
somebody is collecting church money to go n fulkk his mistress and u say they should not talk abi. I know your type

davo90tico:
there was great celebration in omega fire ministries today as Stephanie otobo confessed to lying against the man of God apostle Johnson Suleman. apostle could not hold his excitement as he and mama Lizzy and the whole ministers conference took out time to thank God sing and dance in his presence.
this is to all those who just accept what they hear on social media God can't be mocked and has revealed himself in his church to put a stop to all this bad name pastors are being given thank you Jesus.
I know this isn't the kind of need most Nigerians want to hear God has put to shame fetus keyamo and his cohorts and answered the prayers of the church

you don dey madt abi?

agohmamuda:
The way i see things, u are a made man already. Demand a House, a Car, and 1million from your dad, with threats of exposing him uf he doesnt comply.

I swear your head is blank. did she tell you her dad is rich ? mtwww. all this children here self

Freak101:
I swear men are scum!

Why does he even have to so this?nawa oo

After she had sex with you voluntarily and he had to share her photo on Facebook!

Wait,what if her family members are on his timeline?nawa o

Even ladies!please stop rolling with scumbags I'm pissed.


I had to blur the picture because their faces and body showed. You can read see the real photo here :

http://ladispeaks.com/2017/03/10/man-shares-photo-naked-girl-sex/

are u a mumu? did the girl complain? abeg stop posting rubbish

Dottore:
E don do nah I tire for all of you playing FBI abi 007 on top ordinary fvck matter . You had better channel your "pro" detective skills to catch all the wanted criminals in our country starting from Boko Haram sponsors, kingpins and numerous yam eaters with evidences of their escapades.
Whether he fvcked or not let his conscience judge him besides who no dey fvck. Why are people so shamelessly hypocrites.
Na wao

you're right.
everybody dey fukk.
but he's a man of God and he is denying it.
why?
because he preaches against it n he's more of a hypocrite if its true.

Negotiate:
Buhari is not feeling fine, is no one noticing that?

He doesn't look like someone who went on vacation.

.

sleeknick:
Na wa o...

hahaha. na real wah. I don't think there's no truth in this allegations. make apostle no comit suicide oo

donolatunji:
Yo Said It All But Yo Num 5 Is Whack Cus It Nah All Nigerians.

shut up. Nigerians are happy.

Negotiate:
Buhari is not feeling fine, is no one noticing that?

He doesn't look like someone who went on vacation.

you people are pathetic.
you said he will not win, he won.
you said he will he die before 6months, this is 2yrs.
you said he won't come back alive, now he's back.

mtwww
we all know he's not feeling fine na, he's 74 yrs for Gods sake. use your head na.