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Romance / Re: Guys With Tribal Marks Are Cute, With Proof. by Sexxkillz: 7:04pm On May 31, 2017
Good for you.

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Investment / Re: Man Who Proposed To Lady Who Provided Help For Him On MMM Visits Herbalists by Sexxkillz: 9:44am On Jan 03, 2017
MMM brainwashed fucktard_.

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Religion / Re: Ogochukwu Tochukwu Amaukwu's 2017 Prophecies by Sexxkillz: 9:31am On Jan 03, 2017
Yahoo boy pastor. . .

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Religion / Re: 2017 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by Sexxkillz: 8:19am On Jan 01, 2017
nifton:

Hey bro I jst have to follow u for this perfect response. When you emancipate ursef 4rm mainstream nominal christainity and intellectually refute vague prophecies many tend to see you as an atheist.
What if I told you right now, that christmas is a scam?! A big fucking scam.

A scam that is being kept on to drive sales of everything up, and for huge profits.

That's right. . . I don't know what the fuck_ exactly people all around the world celebrated on the 25th of december, but it definitely wasn't the birth of Jesus. . .

Let me let you in, on this scam.

If you are born on the 1st of February 1984, you'll be 33 years old, on the first of 1st of February 2017, and 33 and half years old (33 1/2) or, 33 years 6 months on the 1st of August 2017.

Therefore, if on the first of August 2017, you're asked how old you are, you'll definitely say 33 and half, and all the asker has to do, is minus the half (6 months), away from 33 and half, and he'll definitely arrive at february.

At this point, I'll like to tell you all that Jesus christ spent 33 and half years on earth. He spent 33 years and 6 months on this earth, before he died. . . Ask google right now if you do not believe that.

So, "Easter" is the celebration of Jesus death. . . Am I correct? And his death, or easter is usually celebrated in April, am I correct? If Jesus christ died in April, at the age of 33 years and 6 months, to get the month of his birth, all you fucking have to do, is to fucking minus 6 months away, from 33 years and 6 months, and you'll arrive at his real month of birth:

OCTOBER!!!

Jesus, was born in OCTOBER.

Christmas, is a scam. . . You celebrate what you do not know.

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Romance / Re: Zagadat.. Lifes Easy!! Check Out Nairaland Cuteman This 2017(photo) by Sexxkillz: 5:13am On Jan 01, 2017
For the sake of everything good, I'll like to believe that background is photoshopped. . . No?

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Romance / Re: I'm Beginning The Year Without My Fiancé by Sexxkillz: 5:06am On Jan 01, 2017
kateskitty:
I really need someone to tell me the truth if what I've done is bad even though I feel no guilt in it except for the fact that my fiancé is thinking of leaving me just at the beginning of this new year.

Some weeks back last year December, I asked my fiancé to update my Whatsapp for me so I could be able to video call him when we are far from each other and he agreed. Only for him to start snooping around in my messages, especially the ones between me and my ex. And this made him to confront me.
Now he claims he does't have any problem with me chatting with my ex but his problem is that first, I still call my ex sweetie when chatting with him and second, I'm always the first to initiate a chat with him.

Personally I have always called my ex sweetie and bea and don't see why I should stop now. And yes I do initiate most chat when I need someone to talk to and I know my fiancé will be too busy or unreachable. How is this a problem I'm not cheating on him with my ex But he is threating to quit our relationship Is he being unreasonable Or I'm the unreasonable one


Wait. . . Holup.

You're in a relationship with a man you consider a fiance, but you still initiate and chat with a man you broke up with, calling him sweetie, and bae? If he is your sweetie, and bae, why are you both not together? You leave the nonsense on your phone, and expect your fiance, a man that wants to marry you, to be cool about it?

Honestly ask yourself: would you be happy if your fiance has an ex he still refers to as sweetie, and bae?

Selfish human, you are. . . And yes, you are cheating on your fiance emotionally. So of all the friends you have in this world, it's ONLY your ex, that you want to talk to, every time you're bored? I'm guessing you're jobless. That's why you do not understand how busy your fiance always is. That's why you have so much time to chat unnecessarily with an ex. And that's why you always initiate the chat.

Your fiance is reacting, giving you the consequences of your actions, and you dare call him unreasonable? So, you actually want to eat your cake and have it, in 2017?

Chai!!!! Ekwensu e romancia mami water.

I'll personally lead the calvary to go congratulate your fiance a.k.a, your latest ex
, for having the guts to stand up to, and kick you out to the curb. . . Too early in the year to start 2017 with iranu. . .

Good riddance.

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Romance / Re: Upload Your First Selfie For The Year!!! 2017!! by Sexxkillz: 3:39am On Jan 01, 2017
Berlynn:
lol deceiving?? really cracked me up.. well I v met with few
nairalanders tho... I dont think I deceived them like u claimed
When you hear "filters" does it apply to pictures, or to people you met?

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Religion / Re: 2017 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by Sexxkillz: 3:13am On Jan 01, 2017
QuietHammer:

Amen to tornados anfmd hurricanes? Are you being serious?
Sheep cannot read. . . Sheep, cannot read.

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Religion / Re: 2017 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by Sexxkillz: 3:12am On Jan 01, 2017
wristbangle:


Hmmm! These atheists sef. Una get one thing in common. I no blame una. The rate of false prophesy is on rampage nowadays though which the bible warned us against.
On rampage by yahoo boy pastors, confusing their sheep and fleecing them of their hard earned money. . . Preaching "prosperity", as against "the kingdom of God", that Jesus preached while on earth. Mixing in politics and becoming "vice president", while Jesus refused to be made a king, saying that his kingdom is no part of the world. . .

I'm not asking you to donate your last offering to "God", I'm asking you to fucking use your commonsense.

That's how one idiot was shouting over the loud speakers minutes ago, telling his sheep that the first money they give in 2017 is to God, and that they should dance while they drop their offerings, for they were dancing into glory.

Guess what the sheep did. . . They danced!

Ask me if God spends money, or if he has a bank account.

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Romance / Re: Upload Your First Selfie For The Year!!! 2017!! by Sexxkillz: 3:04am On Jan 01, 2017
Berlynn:
u totally worng anyway.... aint even tat light in complexion like u think

Oh, so you've been using filters to deceive the gullible and the defenseless?

I like your style. . . Odikwa risky.

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Romance / Re: Upload Your First Selfie For The Year!!! 2017!! by Sexxkillz: 2:33am On Jan 01, 2017
Berlynn:
depends on your definition of Angel... sad
Oh I know what angels are. . .. I'm just trying to rationalize yours.

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Romance / Re: Upload Your First Selfie For The Year!!! 2017!! by Sexxkillz: 2:29am On Jan 01, 2017
Berlynn:
grin Black angel

What makes you think you're an "angel"? Because you're "lightskinned"?

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Romance / Re: Upload Your First Selfie For The Year!!! 2017!! by Sexxkillz: 2:24am On Jan 01, 2017
MissSlimbody:
Will be back when its daylight,i wan sleep.
Did you need daylight to post this?
Romance / Re: What Did You Do Firstly This New Year by Sexxkillz: 1:57am On Jan 01, 2017
Divay22:
Sorry to quote....but is it not too early....

Happy New Year to you
I wish I knew what exactly you're talking about. . .
Religion / Re: 2017 Prophecies By Pastor E.A. Adeboye by Sexxkillz: 1:51am On Jan 01, 2017
Sometimes, you wonder which GOD these yahoo boy pastors claim to serve, if GOD reveals contradicting "predictions" to all of them.

Someone that cannot correctly predict his own breakfast.

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Romance / Re: Opinion: The Over Reliance Of Nigerian Women On Their Men Is A Cultural Issue by Sexxkillz: 1:36am On Jan 01, 2017
Men are natural providers, by default. Therefore, shut up and be a man. Having a dick doesn't solely qualify you to be a man.

Only idiots crave total female independence. Be a man and stop whining. If you cannot provide for your family (your woman and children), you have no business getting involved in a serious relationship, expecting to share your innate responsibility with a female.

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Romance / Re: What Did You Do Firstly This New Year by Sexxkillz: 1:29am On Jan 01, 2017
"What did you do "firstly". . .


Wasted education.
Romance / Re: For Estherfabian by Sexxkillz: 1:27am On Jan 01, 2017
You just gave her a reason to "take you shine".
Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Year/happy New Month. by Sexxkillz: 1:23am On Jan 01, 2017
xynerise:

You are PDP?
I'm ACB.










Any Cold Beer. grin
Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Year/happy New Month. by Sexxkillz: 1:19am On Jan 01, 2017
xynerise:


This is 2017. Change!!! grin
I'm not APC.
Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Year/happy New Month. by Sexxkillz: 12:39am On Jan 01, 2017
Alondra:
Happy new year..

Neyoor
Darkrebel101
Bbmpin
Sexxkillz
Joshuasamuraix

And to every other nairalanders smiley
Thank you.

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Romance / Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Year/happy New Month. by Sexxkillz: 12:38am On Jan 01, 2017
firstking01:
Happy new year to all romancelanders esp...



Lanicky

Laveda

monalisa185

dingbang

tosyne2much

Mentioning names is not just my thing as i might be ignorantly discriminating...should incase you feel your name is supposed to be there, forgive me jortongue


Once again, happy new year nairalanders, thankGod we all made it.


Shots fired. . .

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Romance / Re: Recharge Give Away For My Bdai by Sexxkillz: 11:09pm On Dec 31, 2016
So, "happy birthday" from total strangers who want your recharge card will make you happy?

Romance / Re: 5 Signs The Girl Your Dating Is About To Cheat On You. by Sexxkillz: 11:05pm On Dec 31, 2016
digitalbabalawo:
First off, this article is not to cast aspersions on women as a large number of women don’t cheat especially those that are in happy relationships. When a woman is really into you, they would give their all from the get go. Women are wired to be faithful the same way they enjoy cuddling and buying shoes.

Unfortunately however, some women chat. As a matter of fact, a lot of women cheat. It is estimated that about 30 percent of women cheat through extramarital intercourse and the incidence rate is much higher for single women.

She will There’s no better gift that she wants more than birthday sex and you should make yourself available for that.
Have you tried giving her a 2016 G-Wagon, and she says NO, I want birthday sex?

Romance / Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Sexxkillz: 10:59pm On Dec 31, 2016
ovaRAYted:


I happy wan enter wahala grin cheesy grin
cold first catch me when that leadbitter idiot score grin. With their first shot on target. shocked

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