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Romance / Re: His Soldier Stood Up, Ready For Action And She Fell Flat On The Bed And (pics) by Sexxkillz: 5:36pm On Dec 23, 2016
I like the creativity of this fairlyused guy. grin

Keep it up.
Romance / Re: Please MATURE Advice by Sexxkillz: 5:24pm On Dec 23, 2016
zezebabyxoxo:


Since you're so sure of yourself I guess we can agree to disagree.
Why would a guy drive down 2 hrs to come buy groceries for himself? That's the question you refuse to answer. What did he use the groceries for?

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Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Ex Becomes Really Successful? by Sexxkillz: 5:09pm On Dec 23, 2016
dacblogger:
tongue
lolz, u look like babe now ...
He just has cataracts. . .

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Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Ex Becomes Really Successful? by Sexxkillz: 4:45pm On Dec 23, 2016
snipesdam:


Only babe with sense here. Thumbs up cool
Who is "babe'?

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Romance / Re: Please MATURE Advice by Sexxkillz: 4:18pm On Dec 23, 2016
zezebabyxoxo:


The groceries were his.
What was he buying groceries for? So he drove down for two hours to come buy groceries for himself?

Tell me another one.

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Romance / Re: Yuletide Of Luv: Drop A Luv Note....penciled By Harddon by Sexxkillz: 4:12pm On Dec 23, 2016
"Love note"

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Romance / Re: Please MATURE Advice by Sexxkillz: 3:45pm On Dec 23, 2016
Smh. . .

Some of you girls think a relationship is about a guy serving you. Analyze the situation critically:

- He drove on the road for two fucking hours. Took the risks just to be with you. You didn't give a Bleep if he was tired, and you didn't ask. All you were interested in was him "serving" you.

- He asked you to go bring bread for you both, probably because he was tired. Not for "me" but for "us". Bread you'll also partake in the eating. Bread he also paid for. Therefore, your only contribution to the breakfast was getting off your small ass, and go bring the damn bread. Just a short distance - you complain.

- You two went to a grocery. To buy stuff you'll need, cos obviously, he didn't drive for 2 hours to come buy groceries for himself. All he asked, was that you take a few steps to were the baskets were, and bring a fucking basket. You complain. Groceries that are meant for you. Groceries he would be paying for. So at this stage, he has driven down to see you, you also wanted him to go get the bread, pay for the bread, probably feed you the bread as well, and now at the store you wanted him to go get the basket. . . Do you see a pattern developing? Read on.

- Now, he is picking the groceries. Groceries for you, groceries he would pay for. He didn't ask you to go get the basket and pick your own groceries, he asked you to go get the basket, hold it, while he puts in the groceries. Your own fucking groceries, and what do you do? You complain. Just to hold a fucking basket for a few mins. . .

- He was putting in the groceries, the basket started getting heavy. Commonsense should tell you to set that damn basket on the ground, but no. You were "watching" him to see if he realizes that you are carry the world on your shoulders and if you'll need help. Then he paid for your groceries. . . If he wasn't there and you bought that amount of groceries for yourself, who would have carried them, whether they were heavy or not? But no, you were watching. With your all seeing eye of Horus, to see if he'll carry your stuff, to impress you that he's a "gentleman'. . . Nonsense.

So far, you wanted him to drive all the way to see you, pick your bread for your breakfast, feed you, pay for breakfast, get the basket for groceries, put the groceries in the basket, pay for the groceries, and carry the groceries. . . your own groceries. All because you have boobs and ass, and all because you wanted to be vainly impressed by his gentlemanliness, and in the process, fail to see the underlying love and care he is trying to show you.

Can you now see that you're being unnecessarily petty? Selfish nagging girls like you should be avoided like a damn plague. And you say you are watching him to see if to proceed? LOL! He should be the one running from a selfish thing like you. . . Wait a minute. So when you eventually get married, either to this guy or some other guy, you'll expect them to do every fucking thing for you because you are pretty and have curves?

Bomb dey your head. . . GTFOH.

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Romance / Re: How Do You Feel When Your Ex Becomes Really Successful? by Sexxkillz: 3:15pm On Dec 23, 2016
If you ever cry over an ex just because they have become successful, you're still a gold-digger. You never loved them when they had nothing, you still do not love them now. You have always been a gold digger and that's why you left when they had none you could dig. You only love the "sound of their success" and you are only crying because you have no access to their money.

Shame on you lot. You nitwits are the reasons why relationships look complicated.

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Romance / Re: What Will U Do by Sexxkillz: 12:01am On Dec 23, 2016
I have a large heart. I'll reconcile with her, accept the baby, tell her not to behave like that again, tell her her baby dada can come visiting, allow her to visit her baby dada while i take care of the baby at home, give her transport money, make sure food is ready for her when she returns. . . Because i'm very stupid.

What a stupid thread.

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Romance / Re: Whatssapp Relationship Issues And Tips Group Chat by Sexxkillz: 11:54pm On Dec 22, 2016
080 - Gofuckyourself.

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Romance / Re: Heart Broken by Sexxkillz: 1:37pm On Dec 22, 2016
You've known someone for only 20 days, and you're talking of heart broken? Were you even in a relationship in the first place?

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Romance / Re: I’m In Love With My Pastor, I Want His ‘holy Manhood’ – Sexy Girl ( Photo ) by Sexxkillz: 1:34pm On Dec 22, 2016
What an idiot.

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Romance / Re: 9 Things You Should Never Do To A Woman’s Bre@.$ts During Love Making by Sexxkillz: 1:30pm On Dec 22, 2016
So, in other words, tie your hands behind your back to prevent them from gravitating towards the boobs and breaking one of your stupid boobs law.

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Romance / Re: The Love Relationships And Feelings by Sexxkillz: 1:29pm On Dec 22, 2016
The only question i have is wtf exactly, is that girl's picture doing there?

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Romance / Re: Please Advice Me by Sexxkillz: 1:27pm On Dec 22, 2016
The relationship will end in tears. Don't bother.

Convert and marry never works for anyone in the long run. . . fuck_ love in this instance and use your brain to see your own future.

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Romance / Re: . by Sexxkillz: 1:10am On Dec 22, 2016
This is some incoherent bullshit.

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Romance / Re: If You Know About Her Past, Will You Still Marry Her? by Sexxkillz: 1:04am On Dec 22, 2016
A cheating habit and weakness for guys are definitely NOT in someone's past. It's a habit. Something like a hobby. You can't have singing as a hobby and say it's your past, _fuck no! It's something you must do. It's just as sure as your early morning piss. . . You MUST piss in the morning, no matter what!

Any way, i have an open mind about such things. I can marry such a person, but only on one condition - if a leopard can clean its spots. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Move Over Mannequin Challange!!! ‘SWITCH IT UP CHALLENGE’ Is Here by Sexxkillz: 11:02pm On Dec 21, 2016
Sighs. . .

Ladies always manage to look cute no matter what they put on. . . The guys?

Let's discuss the issue of those idiots on another day. Especially the one in the first picture. embarassed
Romance / Re: Reason Why Some Guys Avoid Being In A Relationship by Sexxkillz: 10:40pm On Dec 21, 2016
Nonsreal:
Being in a relationship is a beautiful thing, most of the time, but there are few relationships that just seem sent delivered from hell. No day goes by without an argument, accusation and eventually taking a toil on the quality of your life. When you think about it though, you wonder how couple like this remain in such relationship. Is the love that deep?
Some people are just downright insecure, which inturn makes them very clingy.

- You dare not miss their call. It simply means you were with another girl.

- You dare not receive their call and they hear a female voice in the background, that means you either just had sex, or you're about to. . . with another girl.

- You dare not NOT reply their texts or whatsapp, especially when they see "online", that means you're chatting with the other girl.

- You fucking dare not tell them "goodnight" by 11:45 pm and your "last seen" is 2:13am. Who's that bitch_?

- You dare not receive a call in their presence without "who was that?" "male or female?" If it's male, fine. Female, you're dead.

- You fucking dare not, i repeat, DARE NOT receive a call from a female friend, colleague, even your kid sister. That must be the other girl.

- You fucking dare not turn your head or your eyes when a pretty girl with a nice body walks by. For bleeps sake, don't just move your neck. Face straight ahead. Don't even swallow saliva, cos, swallowing saliva would make a sound and that only means your saliva is checking the girl out! Mehn, don't even put on dark shades when that girl walks by. That means you are looking at her yansh through the dark shades.

- You dare not ask for their suggestion, and then do otherwise from their suggestion, cos they know all and you're a dummy, and mehn, make sure your decision doesn't go wrong.

- You post a pic of another girl on your facebook, you're dead. You use another girl as DP on whatsapp you're dead.

- You post a female friend's pic and say "Happy birthday"< you're still dead. Cos she has to fucking know all the girls in your life, so she can monitor and track the hell outta your ass, to know when the other girl steps in.

And after all these, you get angry and walk away from them and they say i am like that because "I love You" shocked grin

Well, do you think most people have time for unnecessary drama from a girl that'll marry another person if they die?

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Romance / Re: In Die Need Of Advice......guys Come In Please by Sexxkillz: 10:17pm On Dec 21, 2016
Lol. . .

Very simple something.

Shebi the girl has vowed NEVER to leave you. Never means "no matter the consequences", abi? Fine. You and the girl should put heads together on what business 5 million can start. If you have a good business strategy, no how you wont at least make 50% of that money in a year. Unless of course, you're a dummy. But let's assume you aren't a dummy. The idea is to collect that 5m as a loan, while you both work hard together to make the money and return to her father. 5million is not 5 thousand. There are 6 fucking zeros behind that 5. i.e 5,000,000.

Some parents these days can be very stubborn and believe they know it all. All they'll do right now is put you both asunder and frustrate your lives, and in years to come, they'll die and leave you both with the consequences of their own selfish decision, and then you both would regret marrying the wrong persons, blame your parents for frustrating you both, blame yourselves for not taking the fucking 5 million naira right now and giving a shot at your own happiness. You both have to agree to this plan. Suggest it to her and see if she agrees.

I've just shown you the future. Use your head. A girl that loves you and vows never to leave you would expect you to do anything that means you keep on fighting for a future for you both. . .

Anything, also includes collecting the fucking 5 million naira! wink


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Romance / Re: Relationship Advice!!!! by Sexxkillz: 9:19pm On Dec 21, 2016
That you are asking total strangers a weighty question as this only means that you have made up your mind not to marry her. For one thing, your younger brother, and by extension, everyone in your family already knows about her past way of life.

You obviously cannot live with what people say about you and about her, and trust me, they must talk. So the best thing you do, is not marry her. If you marry her, you'll not be able to forgive her, and you'll always make references to her past any time you both have a slight misunderstanding.

I also have an issue with her not telling you about her past. Everyone has a past. It's one thing for you to expect me to forget your past, it's another thing for you to ask me to forget a past I never even knew you had. In order words, I hate deception. You don't deceive me from the onset, and expect me to pat you on the head and say "well done, you're forgiven" anytime I hear about your past from someone else.

Today, she slept with your kid brother's friend. Tomorrow, you'll also hear that she had an abortion for the guy she has been introducing as her uncle to you. . .

How long will the circumlocution of lies continue?

Do yourself a favour, walk away.

-_-

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Romance / Re: Relationsh*t by Sexxkillz: 8:45pm On Dec 21, 2016
Nomfanelo99:



let's just say I've been heart broken not once
You're not the only one on that ship.

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Romance / Re: Relationsh*t by Sexxkillz: 8:12pm On Dec 21, 2016
Nomfanelo99:


where do I start
Any where you deem fit. I'm all ears.

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Romance / Re: If You Can Turn Back The Hands Of Time What Would You Change? by Sexxkillz: 6:06pm On Dec 21, 2016
Wouldn't change nothing. Mistakes, regrets and disappointments have made me stronger.

learnt from them.

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Romance / Re: Xmas Booty. Which Is Your Favorite Guys by Sexxkillz: 6:01pm On Dec 21, 2016
What's the difference?

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Romance / Re: Relationsh*t by Sexxkillz: 6:00pm On Dec 21, 2016
Nomfanelo99:



relationships are so complicated these days
Relationships are not complicated. People in relationships are complicated.

so, what's your story?

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Romance / Re: Dilemma by Sexxkillz: 5:52pm On Dec 21, 2016
Did i just see where someone said getting a gift is a dilemma? . . . I think i have to donate my eyes, i've seen it all.

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Romance / Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by Sexxkillz: 5:49pm On Dec 21, 2016
You're not the first, wont be the last. Foolishness is constant.

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Romance / Re: For Ladies And Gent by Sexxkillz: 5:46pm On Dec 21, 2016
G37AL1F3. . .

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Romance / Re: Some Girls Are Very Very Wicked by Sexxkillz: 9:27am On Dec 20, 2016
blackberlin:
coming a girl ni. . . grin
grin

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Romance / Re: Who Can Telle What Is Happening Here by Sexxkillz: 9:11am On Dec 20, 2016
Friendzone of life.

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Romance / Re: . by Sexxkillz: 9:08am On Dec 20, 2016
Money.

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