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Romance › Re: Exclusive Interview: I Got A Husband Because I Choose Not To Ignore His DM (pic) by Sexxkillz: 10:57pm On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]What a fucking daft logic. . .

So, people should now reply every DM they get from every Tom Dick and Harry, because they want to get a husband?[/color]

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Romance › Re: My Only Regret Of 2016 by Sexxkillz: 10:55pm On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]I always laugh when I see stupid complains such as this. You don't even know if God averted marital tragedy for you, by directing you away from a "wife" that would have made you choose to be under a leaking roof, than in the same room with her.

Did you think of that? No. You only think of yourself. [/color]

Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Sexxkillz: 10:50pm On Dec 31, 2016

CFCman:
Winning is a habit we can't give up

[color=#000030]Till Diego costa goes on his normal season injury. . . [/color]

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Romance › Re: Scientific Proof That Love Is Really Blind by Sexxkillz: 10:47pm On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]The same science that still can't tell us whether it's the chicken or the egg that came first. . . [/color]

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Romance › Re: Final Matchmaking For The Year by Sexxkillz: 10:45pm On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030] So, posting sex and location translates to a relationship that leads to marriage.

Peppersoup logic.[/color]

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Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Sexxkillz: 10:41pm On Dec 31, 2016

xynerise:
Seriously, 2017 looks good

[color=#000030]Over good. . .

Idiot chelsea can't stop winning though. [/color]

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Romance › Re: If You Didn't Spend Christmas With Your Bae You Are A Side Nigga. by Sexxkillz: 10:40pm On Dec 31, 2016

comshots:
If you were expecting to spend the watch night,christmas and new year with your bae an she came up with an excuse,that means you are her side guy.Even a mug.
It happened to my friend some years back.His girlfriend lied to him that she needed some money to travel to her village to spend the Christmas season.My friend gave her money for transport.We decided to go to the beach at Christmas to have fun.To our surprise,we saw the same girl with another guy at the beach.When my friend walk towards her to asked her why she tricked him she ran to her main boyfriend and reported to him that my(her side boyfriend) friend was harassing her.We were flabagasted that day.

[color=#000030]Chaiii! Ekwensu e romancia mami water. . . [/color]

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Romance › Re: My Experience With A "Virgin Hunter" by Sexxkillz: 10:32pm On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]. . .and you just had to choose "curvyibogirl" as your moniker. . . I'm not saying there's anything fishy about that tho. . . That's none of my business.

Manchester United won their 5th straight game. Today for the first time in 2016, on the last day of 2016.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Hangout For The First Time And Had Fun In UK by Sexxkillz: 10:22pm On Dec 31, 2016

Penisinpenisout:
if this picture belowdoesn't give you all the clues you need, then nothing i say ever will
besides, you don't expect a strong man like that to let Irene off so easy, now do you?
i mean look at the hairs on his head, they literally got destroyed by testosterone. so much test is flowing through his vein. have you ever seen an elephant pumped with test? the elephant literally fvcked a moving car i don't like to be direct but i'm sure you know where i'm going with this?

just kidding though.

i'm sure it was just a friendly outing with the opposite sex.

[color=#000030]Someone cannot play with you people? [/color]

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Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Hangout For The First Time And Had Fun In UK by Sexxkillz: 10:16pm On Dec 31, 2016

zicoraads:
Wetin concern you? Jealosi

See person wey carry small _nyash put for profile picture, talking of 'maturity'.

[color=#000030]Beht. . . .why? [/color]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Middlesborough (2 - 1) On 31st of December 2016 by Sexxkillz: 5:38pm On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]Na Man U dey cast like this? Kai [/color]

Romance › Re: Upload Your Last Selfie For This Year!!! 2016!! by Sexxkillz: 5:23pm On Dec 31, 2016

Brightwood:
Your hairline looks like the map of Africa.

[color=#000030] So i've heard. . . Makes me unique. What about you?[/color]

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Romance › Re: Upload Your Last Selfie For This Year!!! 2016!! by Sexxkillz: 5:21pm On Dec 31, 2016

Berlynn:
nice but too far from the mirror ....

[color=#000030]Close enough? [/color]

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Romance › Re: Upload Your Last Selfie For This Year!!! 2016!! by Sexxkillz: 5:04pm On Dec 31, 2016

Mynd44:
We should hangout bruh.

Drag yourself here jorh

[color=#000030]Where you dey? [/color]

Romance › Re: Upload Your Last Selfie For This Year!!! 2016!! by Sexxkillz: 5:02pm On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]O. . .k [/color]

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Romance › Re: Upload Your Last Selfie For This Year!!! 2016!! by Sexxkillz: 4:52pm On Dec 31, 2016

Berlynn:
upload your picture na

Twaci:
Come on, let's see your handsome face

TEVLI:
[color=#2F4F4F]baba, whereur own?[/color]

[color=#000030]Only old selfies remain. [/color]

Romance › Re: Upload Your Last Selfie For This Year!!! 2016!! by Sexxkillz: 4:44pm On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]Fine faces. . . [/color]

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Romance › Re: An Apology Letter. by Sexxkillz: 9:48am On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]Drama queen. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Busted: Cheating Girlfriend Sends Snap Chat Photos To Her Boyfriend But Makes... by Sexxkillz: 9:21am On Dec 31, 2016

Fabulocity:
54 boyfriends? How sway?

www.nairaland.com/2246691/woman-makes-over-10000-month#32535537

Romance › Re: Busted: Cheating Girlfriend Sends Snap Chat Photos To Her Boyfriend But Makes... by Sexxkillz: 1:56am On Dec 31, 2016*

[color=#000030]I've said it before, and I'll say it again. . . Fear women.

The day I started fearing women was the day I saw on nairaland, how a woman kept 54 boyfriends, and collected abortion money from 54 of them monthly, and the 54 guys NEVER, I repeat, NEVER got to meet each other accidentally.

Look at this girl. Only the suitcase gave her away, else the boyfriend would have thought he was receiving pics, not knowing his "love" was about to be _fucked from all corners of the room and in different styles. . . And she actually told him to call and confirm. . . Fucking heartless.

Be like me. . . Fear women. [/color]

www.nairaland.com/2246691/woman-makes-over-10000-month#32535537

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Romance › Re: Reasons Why Girls Need To Tell Their Men 'thank You' After Sex by Sexxkillz: 12:23am On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]This is actually a compendium of bullshit. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Suggestive Photos Of Youths Swimming At The Beach On Boxing Day by Sexxkillz: 12:17am On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]Jan 2. . . Nairaland beach party.

I'm not saying boobs would be "mistakenly" squeezed inside water, but then, nobody expected leicester to be champions of England. . . [/color]

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Romance › Re: My Marriage Had To End—for My Life To Begin by Sexxkillz: 12:01am On Dec 31, 2016

[color=#000030]This is absolute bullshit!

This is how you brainwash your own self to make you feel better. Your marriage isn't the problem. Your marriage wasn't the problem. You stubbornly refused to discover yourself before you got married, and you used marriage as an excuse to stop learning or discovering about yourself! You also allowed your marriage to end. No fucking attempt to salvage or even save it. . . Who the hell said marriage is the end of anything? Wtf exactly do you want to discover about yourself after marriage, that you cannot discover while being married, and who the hell stopped you?

All you wanted to be, was divorced. People of the world today see divorce as a means to an end, like a proud achievement. . . A necklace, to be worn around the neck. Pretty much like suicide and people who commit suicide. Selfish fucktards_. The underlying trait is laziness, and giving up easily, believing "ending it all brings relief. But you forget how selfish this makes you. . . Did you think of your other half who must have been doing everything to make his marriage to you work? All those times he tried to make you happy, and all those times you refused to see reason, just because you believed divorce would make your life begin? Haha.

Who wrote this _shit?

Nonsense in all totality![/color]

Romance › Re: Letter To All Guys.. (Photo) by Sexxkillz: 7:36pm On Dec 30, 2016

[color=#000030]Patiently waiting for "letter to girls". . . .

that one go long die.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Are Calabar Girls Only Good For Sex by Sexxkillz: 7:30pm On Dec 30, 2016

[color=#000030]This is actually a very dumb and stupid question. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Bolivian President Accidentally Played Porn In The Middle Of Court Hearing! by Sexxkillz: 7:11pm On Dec 30, 2016

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