dollyjoy:
You want to be my date then? you should have asked nicely.

dollyjoy:
I think I need a date for this beach party. Mynd44 will you be my date? I promise no harm will befall you.

Mynd44 is engaged. Sorry.

ProblematicPikin:
Hahaha. Oga sexxkillz [s]has changed the bald-headed picture. Wimpy person couldn't withstand the heat.

Please make sure you are around on that day. Can't wait... Actually you are no. 2 on my list. Your flat bald-head will germinate hair by fire by force. Flat-headed internet chest-beater. Bloody fool_ [/s]

Benikuuse:
I am getting married in 2017. Now looking for a
wife... Applicants with the following requirements
should apply;
1. Should have natural hair
2. Minimum of a University Degree preferably in the
sciences. Masters degree is an added advantage.
3. Satisfactory income source backed by a bank
statement
4. A tigress in bed, and a great cook
5. No tattoos or unusual body piercings
6. Should have an hour glass body
7. Able to sustain an intellectual conversation as well
as an awesome sense of humour
8. Attach written recommendations from at least 2
former boyfriends
9. Knowledge of Public relations that is awesome
10. Fluent in at least two languages
11. Well-trained in home management and
hospitality
12. Must have a great character
13. No previous record of cheating
14. Demonstrated ability to make a man successful
All applicants are advised to send their applications
by 4th of January 2017. Attach health and birth
certificates. Only selected candidates will be
contacted.
*inform your relatives*

Eglobalma:
90% of girls are hoes why do they try so hard to look descent? They love dickkk but act like its bad, why cant yall just be real?

INTROVERT:
None of these or any type of wedding tragedy is our portion by God's mercy.

press005:
Frm my little experience so far, i ve come to a conclusion dat d term "love" is being misused.
To those dat watch nollywood nd start dreaming of nonsense, please wake up, lets face reality.

Permit me to ask dis," Y do u want to be loved?"

To my hommies out der, u command, work nd earn d love u crave for bt mind u dat love has to be built. You count 1 b4 counting 2.

Can u allow ur sister to stupidly fall in love wth a broke nigga? Or even if broke at d moment bt wth no strategic plans to become a man?

My guys lets chill nd hustle, u can toast babes oo, no wahala bt wen u r nt yet balanced, be ready for anytin...som pple call it hrtbrk bt its normal to me.

Wen d money comes, nature will match u jst like MMM bt mind u, she will nt be a perfect one as we av dreamnt bt with tolerance nd commitments, u both will make a gud home.

Dats my take sha, i can be wrong anyway

Viktohh:




Dude you need to stop forming one kind-of auto correct boss, it's getting old..

HemmanuelRichy:
Alaye this your forming DSS on nairaland is getting out of hand. Can't you just move ahead after spoting the mistake? Must you insult him just to prove your point?

Itsmecrystal:



Best friend don't mind them. You've said it all, and I support you!

http://www.mazeech.com/u/crystalben

Dannidom:
more than enough you neednt ask i was gona pas some though

khiaa:


Lol Anyone with a primary education would have understood what the op was saying. The point the op was making is the new BUTT IMPLANT.

khiaa:


lol The op said a photo with her BIG butt, and yes she has taken many photos with her prior flat butt, so the statement the op made wasn't stupid.

kinginvagina:
with Vega 100 Viagra and tramadol I am superman

JessicaAgain:



I have personal modeling page, that's all. I'm not available for romance. Sorry

GreenPlumes:



If true, na to dash am to the rich guy sure pass. I go just go market choose a new girl.