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Romance / Re: I Re-united With My Girlfriend...advices Needed by Sexxkillz: 6:51pm On Dec 29, 2016
Very bad idea. . .

You guys will break up very soon. Things can never be the same. You're about to find out firsthand, why an ex should remain an ex, and in the past.

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Romance / Re: This Is Complicated! Its Beyond Me! by Sexxkillz: 6:41pm On Dec 29, 2016
LOL. . . Mugu.

She was never your babe. You were in love with a corporate Olosho. Blame yourself. She did nothing wrong. You were just another "business". . .

Next thread pls.

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Romance / Re: Beach Party: Nairaland Girls Think Well Before Attending by Sexxkillz: 6:32pm On Dec 29, 2016
Advice no be curse. . . he didn't say do not attend, but think well before attending.

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Romance / Re: See The Plans And Venue Of The Nairaland Beach Party (Pics) by Sexxkillz: 6:24pm On Dec 29, 2016
dollyjoy:
You want to be my date then? you should have asked nicely.
Nah. I'm tired of beaches.

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Romance / Re: See The Plans And Venue Of The Nairaland Beach Party (Pics) by Sexxkillz: 6:19pm On Dec 29, 2016
dollyjoy:
I think I need a date for this beach party. Mynd44 will you be my date? I promise no harm will befall you. cry
Mynd44 is engaged. Sorry. cry
Romance / Re: See The Plans And Venue Of The Nairaland Beach Party (Pics) by Sexxkillz: 6:08pm On Dec 29, 2016
ProblematicPikin:
Hahaha. Oga sexxkillz [s]has changed the bald-headed picture. Wimpy person couldn't withstand the heat.

Please make sure you are around on that day. Can't wait... Actually you are no. 2 on my list. Your flat bald-head will germinate hair by fire by force. Flat-headed internet chest-beater. Bloody fool_ [/s] gringringringringrin
As long as you recognize who's boss. . . You'll forever be in my shadow, where you do not matter.

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Romance / Re: My Dream Wife by Sexxkillz: 5:38pm On Dec 29, 2016
Benikuuse:
I am getting married in 2017. Now looking for a
wife... Applicants with the following requirements
should apply;
1. Should have natural hair
2. Minimum of a University Degree preferably in the
sciences. Masters degree is an added advantage.
3. Satisfactory income source backed by a bank
statement
4. A tigress in bed, and a great cook
5. No tattoos or unusual body piercings
6. Should have an hour glass body
7. Able to sustain an intellectual conversation as well
as an awesome sense of humour
8. Attach written recommendations from at least 2
former boyfriends
9. Knowledge of Public relations that is awesome
10. Fluent in at least two languages
11. Well-trained in home management and
hospitality
12. Must have a great character
13. No previous record of cheating
14. Demonstrated ability to make a man successful
All applicants are advised to send their applications
by 4th of January 2017. Attach health and birth
certificates. Only selected candidates will be
contacted.
*inform your relatives*

This is clay. . . Mold your dream girl yourself.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Bitchess Try So Hard To Look Descent? by Sexxkillz: 5:29pm On Dec 29, 2016
Eglobalma:
90% of girls are hoes why do they try so hard to look descent? They love dickkk but act like its bad, why cant yall just be real?
Your brain should be removed from your head, and flogged.

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Romance / Re: 9 Weddings That Ended In Tragedy (PHOTOS) by Sexxkillz: 5:17pm On Dec 29, 2016
INTROVERT:
None of these or any type of wedding tragedy is our portion by God's mercy.
Was it goats that these tragedies happened to? is anybody alive today better than the dead?

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Romance / Re: . by Sexxkillz: 2:44pm On Dec 29, 2016
Which husband?

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Romance / Re: Ideas For A First Date by Sexxkillz: 1:28pm On Dec 29, 2016
It doesn't matter where you go. What makes a date romantic isn't the venue. It's all about you. You could take her to a place she has never been before, and the date would still be boring. You can also take her to a place she goes to everyday, and she'll have the time of her life with you.

I hope you catch my drift.

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Romance / Re: People Nd Luv by Sexxkillz: 10:14am On Dec 29, 2016
press005:
Frm my little experience so far, i ve come to a conclusion dat d term "love" is being misused.
To those dat watch nollywood nd start dreaming of nonsense, please wake up, lets face reality.

Permit me to ask dis," Y do u want to be loved?"

To my hommies out der, u command, work nd earn d love u crave for bt mind u dat love has to be built. You count 1 b4 counting 2.

Can u allow ur sister to stupidly fall in love wth a broke nigga? Or even if broke at d moment bt wth no strategic plans to become a man?

My guys lets chill nd hustle, u can toast babes oo, no wahala bt wen u r nt yet balanced, be ready for anytin...som pple call it hrtbrk bt its normal to me.

Wen d money comes, nature will match u jst like MMM grin bt mind u, she will nt be a perfect one as we av dreamnt bt with tolerance nd commitments, u both will make a gud home.

Dats my take sha, i can be wrong anyway

You have a point there. . .

Romance / Re: Lady Recounts Worst S*x She’s Ever Had With A Short Man(pics) by Sexxkillz: 10:11am On Dec 29, 2016
Peppersoup story complete with memes. . . she should consider being a writer.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Experience In A Deceived Job Interview In Lagos(gnld Now Neolife Networking) by Sexxkillz: 9:36am On Dec 29, 2016
It's quite disturbing that a corper sent that text. . . Evidence of peppersoup education.

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Romance / Re: Kylie Jenner Takes A Sexy Photo Showing Her Big Butt- See Here by Sexxkillz: 8:08am On Dec 29, 2016
Viktohh:




Dude you need to stop forming one kind-of auto correct boss, it's getting old..


HemmanuelRichy:
undecidedAlaye this your forming DSS on nairaland is getting out of hand. Can't you just move ahead after spoting the mistake? Must you insult him just to prove your point?

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Romance / Re: See The 3 Craziest Things Men Do When They Are In Love. by Sexxkillz: 12:31am On Dec 29, 2016
"we stalk you on social media?"

Wait, who wrote this nonsense?

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Romance / Re: To Y'all Sending Emails,I Get No Time For Emails. Chat Through My Page If U Like by Sexxkillz: 12:24am On Dec 29, 2016
Itsmecrystal:



Best friend don't mind them. You've said it all, and I support you!

http://www.mazeech.com/u/crystalben
Well, the agama lizard jumped from the fence and landed on the ground with his legs. . . no injuries. He looked left, looked right, no one congratulated him, so he nodded and congratulated himself.

I'm not saying that you logged into your alternate to quote and support yourself, but. . . .

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Romance / Re: Have I Offended God by Sexxkillz: 12:19am On Dec 29, 2016
Dannidom:
more than enough you neednt ask i was gona pas some though
If you must smoke, do not create a thread. . . If you must create a thread, don't smoke!

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Romance / Re: Kylie Jenner Takes A Sexy Photo Showing Her Big Butt- See Here by Sexxkillz: 12:18am On Dec 29, 2016
khiaa:


Lol grin Anyone with a primary education would have understood what the op was saying. The point the op was making is the new BUTT IMPLANT.
You don't make a point of new butt implant, by separating the person from their butt.

Besides, why are you so pissed about the implant? Is your yansh the same diameter as A4 paper?
Romance / Re: Have I Offended God by Sexxkillz: 12:14am On Dec 29, 2016
Bruh. . . how many wraps you smoke? wink
Romance / Re: Kylie Jenner Takes A Sexy Photo Showing Her Big Butt- See Here by Sexxkillz: 12:05am On Dec 29, 2016
khiaa:


lol cheesy The op said a photo with her BIG butt, and yes she has taken many photos with her prior flat butt, so the statement the op made wasn't stupid.
Anyone with half education should be able to spot the difference.

Kyle jenner and her big butt take a sexy photo denotes two entities.

Kyle jenner and her boyfriend take a nice selfie.

Kyle jenner and her childhood friend take a nice photo.

do you see where i'm going with this?

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Romance / Re: .. by Sexxkillz: 11:13pm On Dec 28, 2016
Two ladies have commented on the thread thus far. . .

What other fucking handwriting on the wall are you waiting for that'll denote interest greater than these ones?

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Romance / Re: Dear Admin... by Sexxkillz: 10:35pm On Dec 28, 2016
"I drop my pen" . . .

But he's typing. . .
Romance / Re: What Do I Call My Wife's Sister's Husband by Sexxkillz: 10:24pm On Dec 28, 2016
Brother-in-law
Romance / Re: TOP Ladies With The Best Camel Toe In The World (PHOTOS) by Sexxkillz: 10:19pm On Dec 28, 2016
kinginvagina:
with Vega 100 Viagra and tramadol I am superman
Exactly my point. . . Favorite drugs of one minute men.

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Romance / Re: TOP Ladies With The Best Camel Toe In The World (PHOTOS) by Sexxkillz: 10:15pm On Dec 28, 2016
In the end, you wont last up to a minute inside. . .

Next pls. . .

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Romance / Re: To Y'all Sending Emails,I Get No Time For Emails. Chat Through My Page If U Like by Sexxkillz: 10:09pm On Dec 28, 2016
JessicaAgain:



I have personal modeling page, that's all. I'm not available for romance. Sorry
Sorry?

Be sorry for yourself. You don't objectify yourself and hide under the "modelling page" umbrella. . . We know models. We see models. We also know, and see runs girls. . .

Park well.

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Romance / Re: My by Sexxkillz: 10:06pm On Dec 28, 2016
GreenPlumes:



If true, na to dash am to the rich guy sure pass. I go just go market choose a new girl.
Wise up. . .
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Causes Drama In Public As He Proposes To His 'plus-size Girlfriend" by Sexxkillz: 10:02pm On Dec 28, 2016
Where is the "drama"?. . . mumu.
Romance / Re: DANGER!!! Is This Bumbum A Blessing Or Disease? by Sexxkillz: 9:51pm On Dec 28, 2016
Person wey need doctor, dey snap picture dey form sexy. . .

I think i have to donate my eyes. . . I've seen it all. Nothing left to see in this world.

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Romance / Re: The Real Reason Why Men Fail With Women by Sexxkillz: 9:48pm On Dec 28, 2016
Errm. . . Are paragraphs expensive where you come from?

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