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Romance / Re: Some Girls Are Very Very Wicked by Sexxkillz: 9:06am On Dec 20, 2016
Well, coming from a girl, can't argue.

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Romance / Re: Christmas Bonus: Prostitutes Now Offer Sex At N500 Per Round by Sexxkillz: 9:01am On Dec 20, 2016
AfroSamurai:
In as much as I agree, i'll beg to disagree with you.

There's class in every occupation. So "ashawo no be ashawo". There's a vast difference.
The only difference is packaging. . .

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Romance / Re: Christmas Bonus: Prostitutes Now Offer Sex At N500 Per Round by Sexxkillz: 9:00am On Dec 20, 2016
Loyal customers. . . For more than 3 years. . .

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Romance / Re: See Somebody's Future Mother Oooo (pix) by Sexxkillz: 11:38pm On Dec 19, 2016
Someone's future father's girlfriend.

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Beach Party Is A Scam by Sexxkillz: 11:15pm On Dec 19, 2016
How does one rape another person on a beach, in daytime, and in the full glare of other people?

To whom brain is given, sense is expected. . . Use your common sense.

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Romance / Re: What Will U Do? by Sexxkillz: 11:12pm On Dec 19, 2016
CorGier:


I dare you to tell that nonsense to the hypothetical owner of that car, if he won't break your face.
Truth hurts.

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Romance / Re: Things Men Always Do In A Relationship by Sexxkillz: 11:10pm On Dec 19, 2016
I'm not a robot. . . I don't always behave like this. If I tell you I always behave like this, or, i will always behave like this, I'm a fucking unrepentant liar.

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Romance / Re: What Will U Do? by Sexxkillz: 11:00pm On Dec 19, 2016
I'll ask myself what I did to her to make her act that way. No woman will be naturally crazy to set a car on fire. No woman will go to the extreme, unless you actually push her to the extreme, after all, there was "love".

Two extremes are wrong, but because a "range rover" is involved isn't enough to demonize a lady, forgetting she's a human with emotions.

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Romance / Re: The Car That Most Of Us Grew Up To Know by Sexxkillz: 10:53pm On Dec 19, 2016
Mr. Bean cheesy

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Romance / Re: Does Age Really Matter In A Relationship by Sexxkillz: 10:21pm On Dec 19, 2016
If it doesn't matter, why do people scream blue murder when a 14 year old is in a relationship with a 24 year old?

It's the same reason why we call people "under-age".

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Romance / Re: Is This Ok??? by Sexxkillz: 9:37pm On Dec 19, 2016
It's ok, but sometimes you'll find yourself in an awkward situation in public and you cannot express yourself properly. You'll want to relate the way you relate via chat. I've heard someone say "LOL" out loud, instead of actually laughing. . . So fucking embarrassing.

Try to strike a balance, you'll be fine.

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Romance / Re: Wow! This Girl Wants You Guys To See Her Sweet Assets (pixs) by Sexxkillz: 9:31pm On Dec 19, 2016
Ashewo na ashewo. . . the difference na packaging. wink

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Romance / Re: How I Disgraced A Benin Girl Forming Sexy On Facebook by Sexxkillz: 8:35pm On Dec 19, 2016
coolestchris:
u never still wise albino
Your generation, past and present combined together, una no wise reach my 50% ability.

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Romance / Re: How I Disgraced A Benin Girl Forming Sexy On Facebook by Sexxkillz: 8:15pm On Dec 19, 2016
Lol.

Broke ass. How much was the food, idiot?

Your mouth like "how I disgraced a girl".

Nonsense.

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Romance / Re: Why Marriage is a scam. by Sexxkillz: 7:59pm On Dec 17, 2016
Truer words have never been spoken.

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Romance / Re: Do You Need To Wait For Your Spouse To Say Sorry Before Your Forgive? by Sexxkillz: 7:54pm On Dec 17, 2016
How do you forgive someone who hasn't shown remorse? On what basis is the forgiveness on?

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Romance / Re: This Life Don Tire Me by Sexxkillz: 6:23pm On Dec 17, 2016
If i say M, you say M, another man say M, omo na you sabi. . .

grin

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Events / Re: Wedding Cancelled As Bride Refuses To Swear She'll Sleep With No Other Man by Sexxkillz: 6:22pm On Dec 17, 2016
Seriously, does anyone still believe those idiots on twitter making up stories just for popularity?

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Romance / Re: Unfaithful Husband by Sexxkillz: 6:19pm On Dec 17, 2016
She's just paying the price for not listening to her inner self. Unfaithfulness should not be condoned.

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday Wristbangle by Sexxkillz: 6:14pm On Dec 17, 2016
ireneony:
Sorry this is coming late from me grin
Happy birthday to my friend _! You have been nice to me right from the time i started chatting with you offline, and you are a friend to be proud of. You are a good person both online and offline, a friend to rely on and give advice when you need him.
nairalanders abeg make we wish [her] happy birthday

2 mins silence for our brother in the friendzone. . . cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: 5 Categories Of Guys Who “don’t Like Nigerian Girls” by Sexxkillz: 5:25pm On Dec 17, 2016
This thread exists for lack of what to write. This isn't even stimulating for discussion.

What idiot Nigerian would not like nigerian girls when he was born by a nigerian girl and surrounded by them?
Broke, Lazy, Short, Heartbroken, Jobless? WTF is this?

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Romance / Re: Your First Time Experience(when U Where Still A Virgin) by Sexxkillz: 5:19pm On Dec 17, 2016
Read your question slowly again. . .Doesn't it sound stupid to you? How will anyone's experience add to your jamb score lookalike account balance?

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Romance / Re: Yoruba Demons Aren't So Bad After All by Sexxkillz: 5:11pm On Dec 17, 2016
Only idiots believe the stereotypical description of a person or tribe they haven't met or encountered at all.

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Romance / Re: Is She Playing Hard To Get Or Not Just Interested? by Sexxkillz: 5:06pm On Dec 17, 2016
nijaomegacode:
There is this girl at my church. We are in the choir unit together. She appears to like me as she always smiles at me and will move closer to me whenever we are talking. I am 25 and she's 17 and we kinda have a platonic relationship. Three days ago I gave her some money and she appreciated it. She even told her parents about it. That day I invited her to my house but she didn't come. When I asked why, she said she fell ill. I decided to invite her again and she came yesterday. We talked a lot and I told her I really like her. Her reply was that she is seeing someone. [size=15pt]I said no problem we can be friends[/size]To this she agreed. I tried to entertain her with drinks and some snacks but she refused saying she doesn't take things from just anybody. I made her understand that I am not doing this because I want her to say yes to me but as a friend. Still she refused. She stayed without saying anything or eating anything for almost 2hrs. Finally, she left after I asked if she has anything to do at home which she said she has to cook for her brothers as their mom is not at home.
The problem now is, today I sent some money to her (through her younger brother) because she told me she will be going to camp tomorrow. To my surprise she returned the money saying she did not ask me for it. I am confused. Is she playing hard to get or she is not just interested in me? Pls your advice will really help me because I love this girl and I will like to marry her.

Wait. . . holup.

You willingly entered the FRIENDZONE, and now you're asking if she's not interested?

GTFOH!

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Romance / Re: Apology Thread by Sexxkillz: 3:52pm On Dec 17, 2016
Berlynn:
i am not understanding i am seeing double 'sexkillz nd sexxkillz' , abeg which one is impersonating who
If you're half as smart as you want people to believe, you should know.

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Romance / Re: Apology Thread by Sexxkillz: 3:46pm On Dec 17, 2016
Lol. . . Frustration is a bitch_

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Romance / Re: Girl On School Break Looking For Fun This Xmas..call Me Guys!!! by Sexxkillz: 3:34pm On Dec 17, 2016
Idiot. . .

If your father had $$$ would you be here?

Lazy thing.

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Romance / Re: How To Love And What To Love by Sexxkillz: 3:31pm On Dec 17, 2016
Fact No 1 - Guys like you are very rare.

Fact No 2 - Girls, actually like guys like you.

But this particular girl is thinking you are too good to be true, because of fact no 1. So she's willing to stretch you to your limits to see if you'll break, or if you've been pretending all along. You don't need to change who you are for a girl to accept you, when there are thousands of girls out there looking for someone to show them one tenth of what you have to give. . . Be yourself, and continue to be yourself.

**Drops mic**

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Romance / Re: Want To Ask A Girl Out Over Text? Here Are 7 Steps To An Instant “yes” by Sexxkillz: 3:24pm On Dec 17, 2016
Ghoster:
Grow some brains!!
The brains i have, your entire generation - past, present and future- do not, and will never have one tenth of my brains. . . read that slowly as you glide the fuck_ out of my mentions as i would rather converse with a piece of firewood, than reply you again.

Cheers.

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