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Romance › Re: Serial Boyfriend Snatcher About To Be Disgraced By Her Angry Friends In Lagos by Sexxkillz: 9:49am On Dec 24, 2016

dacblogger:
you want to turn bbm p.i.n huh??, tune it down alil .

[color=#000030]Rule no 1 - you don't tell me what to do.

Why did you edit the convo from the other thread? That's what the message was for. No need to reply.[/color]

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Celebrities › Re: "Photo Of My Dad's Phones" - DJ Cuppy Shares Photos Of Otedola's Phones by Sexxkillz: 9:43am On Dec 24, 2016

Smellymouth:
OK nao..

[color=#000030]This pic. grin

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Romance › Re: What Most Girls Do To Catch, Trap & Keep A Naija Guy(photos) by Sexxkillz: 9:41am On Dec 24, 2016

refiner:
Oh...thanks for the correction..

We learn everyday!

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Romance › Re: What Most Girls Do To Catch, Trap & Keep A Naija Guy(photos) by Sexxkillz: 9:29am On Dec 24, 2016

refiner:
I will sound this loud and clear!

I will never change both in physic and in character for a guy to love me...I will always remain me!

Love me or hate me!

[color=#000030]. . .but you should change your English teacher.

It's "physique" and not "physic". . .

You're welcome. [/color]

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Romance › Re: What Most Girls Do To Catch, Trap & Keep A Naija Guy(photos) by Sexxkillz: 9:26am On Dec 24, 2016

tee59:
Mr Lecturer.

[color=#000030]i don't know what you are talking about. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Dear Pretty Young Woman Flirting With My Husband by Sexxkillz: 9:06am On Dec 24, 2016

[color=#000030]Arrant nonsense. [/color]

Romance › Re: When A Girl Gives A Guy A Fake Name & A Fake Number by Sexxkillz: 9:02am On Dec 24, 2016

dacblogger:
lolz..2.1 was what I wanted, am nt greedy...2.1 is ok for me.

[color=#000030]Congrats. [/color]

Romance › Re: When A Girl Gives A Guy A Fake Name & A Fake Number by Sexxkillz: 8:58am On Dec 24, 2016

dacblogger:
yes, buh I am..thats how I graduated from uni..

[color=#000030]Nice.

Hope you graduated with first class. It'll be a damn shame if after all your cramming you finished with 2.2. [/color]

Romance › Re: When A Girl Gives A Guy A Fake Name & A Fake Number by Sexxkillz: 8:53am On Dec 24, 2016

dacblogger:
am very good at cramming...if I give you a fake no, I will cram it as am saying it so you cant catch me with that. buh all the same, wats the use of giving u a fake no when I can tell you that am nt interested.

[color=#000030]Not all girls are good at cramming. . . hope you know. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Serial Boyfriend Snatcher About To Be Disgraced By Her Angry Friends In Lagos by Sexxkillz: 8:49am On Dec 24, 2016

[color=#000030]All these peppersoup attention seeking stories on twitter. . .

Inside keke. How many people can a keke seat? So you over heard all that discussion over the loud noise of the keke engine? Were the girls shouting so as to hear each other? Where also, were you seated to overhear this "lovely" conversation? Ewu[/color]

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Romance › Re: What Most Girls Do To Catch, Trap & Keep A Naija Guy(photos) by Sexxkillz: 8:22am On Dec 24, 2016

[color=#000030]So naija guys have been reduced to common grasscutters that you bait into a trap? I'm not a fucking grasscutter.

You give girls too much credit. There are smart girls, and there are dumb girls and when i say dumb girls, i mean the really fucking dumb girls.

A smart girl who knows her worth wouldn't "act" to get a man to like her, because she knows that it is better for a man to love her for who she is. One man, one wife, therefore, there is a man out there that'll put up with her excesses, in the name of love. . .

Dumbass girls on the other hand, feel the need to "act" to get a man. They forget that you cannot keep up appearances forever, something smart girls know already. One day, they'll drop the act. Nothing remains hidden forever, and the man would see them for who they really are, and the resultant effects would be worse off than them actually remaining single.

A dumb girl will also take this dumb post of yours serious and would actually align her "change process" sequentially as you have listed. . . Funny enough, you cannot think of something dumb and actually create a dumb thread if you weren't dumb yourself. Therefore, you are dumb.

There are dumb guys like you, so don't feel alone. The dumb guys would also subscribe to this dumb post, already believing that a girl would have to "change' for them to be worthy of their love. I can already see them co-signing to what you have up there. Now, what happens when dumb people marry each other and it catastrophically goes "boom" on their faces?

The result, is the problem with this world.[/color]

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Romance › Re: My Love Life Is Gone I Need Help Pls by Sexxkillz: 8:00am On Dec 24, 2016*

[color=#000030]Bro, someone you dated decided that you weren't good enough for marriage to her, and chose someone else to spend the rest of her life with, and your heart still cries for her? Even the bible says that the heart is stupid. Your heart is just going through a phase of stupidity, and has always been, for 5 years now. . . Never ever trust your heart. the heart is a foolish organ. It's main function is just to pump blood to the rest of the body, therefore, never ever trust that heart when you need to make serious decisions. . . Thank God for our brains. All we need to do now, is to fucking use our brain. . . Commonsense.

She simply left you because she was cheating on her husband to be with you. . . Duh! NYSC. In as much as not all corpers act the same, you have to be very careful around corpers. Most of those idiots only use that year of service to "have fun". They are very selfish things and believe it's just a year of fun and would have fun at the expense of another's emotion, and at the detriment of the other's subsequent emotional stability. You failed to see that clearly. You must have been befuddled by that feeling of when dick enters puna, grin

so you couldn't think straight.

No one gets back home from NYSC and get's married 2 weeks later unless of course they had a fiance before leaving for NYSC in the first place. There, i just cracked a puzzle. . . So, your stupid heart has been longing to be with a cheat. For your heart to get out of it's state of pathetic stupidity, you fucking need to realize how selfish this girl was, and how selfish she is. Everything she did, was for her own pleasure and for her own good.

She used you to scratch her spot. . . Lemme explain better. You know when your ear itches you and you just grab a cottonbud and stick into your ear and you twist it left right center, and the feelings that come from that? What do you honestly do with the cottonbud, after wards? You simply throw it away. . . You were the cotton bud. grin

hard to take, but it's simply the truth. And you need to realize that even if you had married this girl, a cheat is a cheat. That is why she cheated on her fiance with you, and now, she wants to cheat on her husband (same guy) with you. if she doesn't get you, she'll find someone else, but she has to scratch that itch!

She left 5 years ago, and only started calling you some months back. . . She's definitely missing her cotton bud. She doesn't care about you. Why didn't she call call these years to say she missed you, or the bullshit about you being the right one for her? She knows you're too eager to please her, that's why she feels she can pick up the phone and call you anytime, and press your mumu button, and you'll respond.

Don't be a fool. . . you hear me? Your heart has been stupid enough, but i'll hate for your brain to be infected by you heart's stupidity as well. You owe it to yourself to move on. After 5 years? A full grown man like you? You cannot love any woman because you don't love yourself. . . I bet you still cry over that idiot when you're alone, right? So fucking pathetic.

Because of a girl that unceremoniously dumped you, chose another man, had two kids for him, you are denying yourself happiness? You're so _fucked up right now, and it's all your fault. You refused to move on. No one will take that blame, not even her. I'm sure she's surprised you even picked her call. That's why she keeps messing with your head. You're mentally weak. Start loving yourself and your body for bleeps sake. Enroll in a gym and do things to please yourself. Find other activities to constantly engage in, to take your mind off her. Start making female friends and just stop this nonsense. . .

You can force a donkey to the stream, you can never force it to drink water.
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Romance › Re: When A Girl Gives A Guy A Fake Name & A Fake Number by Sexxkillz: 7:20am On Dec 24, 2016

[color=#000030]If a girl gives you her number, (e.g 09023456781) repeat those numbers to her and replace the last digit with some other digit (e.g 09023456782). If she corrects you, she gave you the correct number. if she doesnt correct you, she gave you a fake number because, she can't remember the exact fake digits she gave you.

Also watch out for girls who give the days date as phone numbers, e.g )080-24-12-2016.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Is It A MUST To Give A Girl T.fare On A Date EVEN When She Stays Within? by Sexxkillz: 7:13am On Dec 24, 2016

ahamonyeka:
even when she stays around?I hardly go for broke girls I rather date a working class girl than a girl that has nothing doing.

[color=#000030]If you only date working class girls, why are you asking questions about giving her tfare?

You know you're lying. . .[/color]

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Romance › Re: Why Marriage is a scam. by Sexxkillz: 11:36pm On Dec 23, 2016

aameyah:
Sexxkillz, I don't believe this. You sound disillusioned.

[color=#000030]No i"m not. . . he said "some". [/color]

Romance › Re: Is It A MUST To Give A Girl T.fare On A Date EVEN When She Stays Within? by Sexxkillz: 11:31pm On Dec 23, 2016

ahamonyeka:
I just want to if it is compulsory you give s girl transport fare home even when she stays very close to where we met.

[color=#000030]If you date a broke girl, then yes, give her transport money back home. . . Did you even think that the money she used in coming to see you might actually be the last money on her?

No you didn't. You only think of yourself. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Confirmed Ways To Stay Out Of Friendzone by Sexxkillz: 11:16pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]Who confirmed it? [/color]

Romance › Re: Can A Boy Seduce A Girl by Sexxkillz: 11:05pm On Dec 23, 2016

brandydaniells:
Am talking about seducing her to bed

Like can she get mad just by seeing u naked

[color=#000030]Mumu, have you seen any girl seduced to the toilet before? [/color]

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Romance › Re: Way Out Of This Situation by Sexxkillz: 11:01pm On Dec 23, 2016

JustTm:
why do you say so?

[color=#000030]God revealed absolutely nothing to you. . . If God revealed anything at all to you, you wouldn't be here, seeking for a way out of the situation, because God is the final solution and he would have already told you what to do. . . . Simple commonsense. Stop deceiving yourself with "God revealed to me" that's just bullshit raised to the power of infinity.

Now, do you understand or do you want me to translate it to a language you'll easily grasp?[/color]

Romance › Re: Wedding Madness In Kenya by Sexxkillz: 10:46pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]Mumu, how is this "pre-wedding"? [/color]

Romance › Re: Photos Of Lagos Big Boy Showing Off Bedroom Full Of Unclad Girls & Cash by Sexxkillz: 10:37pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]How is this even news remotely worthy of consideration? You idiot bloggers are totally responsible for giving this guy undue popularity. . . Stups. Having sex with different girls and posting their pics online makes him a "big boy"?

This buttresses the fact that it is a horrendous idea to get on the laptop after smoking cheap weed.[/color]

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Romance › Re: Way Out Of This Situation by Sexxkillz: 10:33pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]With all the "revelations" "God" has given to you, he never ever revealed even one English teacher to you?[/color]

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Romance › Re: Guyz Am Single And Searching ..team Light Skin by Sexxkillz: 10:27pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]Attempt at being mrcorkx - dead on arrival.

be original. [/color]

Romance › Re: I Need Friends by Sexxkillz: 10:17pm On Dec 23, 2016

Aniker:
hey I think that guy was just trying to joke off.
You sorta took it too far

[color=#000030]We are saying the same thing. . . he should joke with his grade. That's not too much to ask. [/color]

Romance › Re: How Do You Feel When Your Ex Becomes Really Successful? by Sexxkillz: 10:15pm On Dec 23, 2016

EnigmaticEnigma:
actually, i got a little jealous of my ex that is now an actress. Am I a gold digger also

I don't think it's all about being a gold digger, but more of just pure emotions.

however, as already stated, the mature thing to do is wish them well and don't let those emotions sway you to becoming overly jealous. Recognize the emotions as they surface and deal with them.

[color=#000030] You are only jealous of her success, which is superficial. . . You'll never be jealous of her new relationship with a guy that is more handsome than you are and treats her better than you ever did.

Would you? Don't answer. [/color]

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Romance › Re: True/false, by Sexxkillz: 9:33pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]May your wife cheat on you severally and tell you she only hired uber cos she didn't feel like driving.

Amen.
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Romance › Re: I Need Friends by Sexxkillz: 9:29pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]You need English classes. [/color]

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Events › Re: Bridal Shower Paint Party: Bride & Her Squad Go Into Painting Contest by Sexxkillz: 8:44pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]Nice paintings. Lame concept. [/color]

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Romance › Re: Please MATURE Advice by Sexxkillz: 6:12pm On Dec 23, 2016

zezebabyxoxo:
His folks live here too so he's spending time with them afterwards.

[color=#000030]So you want me to believe he never got you anything from the supermarket, and even the bread he asked you to go bring were for his folks?[/color]

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Romance › Re: Why Is True Love Hard To Find by Sexxkillz: 6:09pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]True love is hard to find because those searching for true love search in the wrong places. You go to clubs and wild parties every weekend and you think you'll find true love there?

Those searching for true love search using the wrong criteria. he must be tall, handsome, rich. Are you tall, beautiful and rich? What else can you table, or bring into a relationship apart from your boobs, ass, "i'm sexy', bleached faces, make up, fake eyebrows, twisting your legs when taking a photo in the toilet and a gazzilion selfies "with bae"?. . . Why should a man love you? Do you make him a better person or you make him regret the day he met you, and make him hate other girls as a result?

Love is a verb, an action word. You don't just sit your ass down somewhere and imagine true love. You have to make yourself available to be loved. Most of you girls never give a guy a chance to even talk to you. How would you know if he's the one? You look for ready made men, but the guy that truly loves you is still a hustler trying to make a honest means of living. He's not lazy, but because he can't afford to take you to dubai for your wedding photoshoot, and make your wedding reception in the civic center, you bluff him. The guy that loves you is 5'8 inches tall, but you are looking for 6'4. The guy that loves you has no six packs, but you're looking for a guy with 6 and half packs, big dick, living in a mansion, driving a rangerover. . . and open doors for you, cooks for you, bring you breakfast in bed, cuddle you while you sleep off in his arms, and then he carries you to bed and covers you with a blanket, kisses you on your forehead and tells you goodnight. . .

WAKE UP!

True love is actually your state of mind. You give if you want to receive. Garbage in garbage out. Change your attitude and cut down your expectations. One idiot on the other thread was crying because the guy she left when he was broke, now had money. . . idiot. That's a perfect example. Soon she'll create a thread looking for true love. but the same true love was dancing naked_ in front of her, and she refused to blink! People get what they deserve actually. Some people don't deserve that true love.

True love would continue to elude you and it'll be your damn fault.
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Romance › Re: Where Are You Young Lady by Sexxkillz: 5:38pm On Dec 23, 2016

[color=#000030]you want her to be from nairaland?[/color]

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