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Romance › Re: I Fell Inlove With A Girl I Met For The First Day Bcux She Cook For Me by Sexxkillz: 2:10pm On Jul 25, 2016
[color=#000030]I know you're impressed by her cooking and ironing skills, but there's more to a woman than her culinary and laundry skills.

I for one, know, that love does not happen that fast. You grabbed her, kissed her, she said she loves you, you said you love her back. . . Mehn, wtf was that?

If that happens to you with 2 other girls, would you say you love them too? Fine, you're attracted. If you must marry a person, it's not because she can cook. Else, one day after you both are married, you'll be crying with food in your mouth. But then it'll be too late.

Set your priorities about want you want in wife. Write them down if you want, and put cooking and ironing at the bottom of the list.
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Romance › Re: Four Reasons Women Love Bad Boys by Sexxkillz: 1:52pm On Jul 25, 2016
IHATEPUZZY:
is that all u ve gat?
[color=#000030]Depends on the capability of your brain, which is on a low ebb so far. [/color]
Romance › Re: How To Have A Healthy Relationship by Sexxkillz: 1:50pm On Jul 25, 2016
[color=#000030]Nice article, but space your paragraphs. . . Cheers[/color]
Romance › Re: Four Reasons Women Love Bad Boys by Sexxkillz: 1:47pm On Jul 25, 2016
IHATEPUZZY:
pls do u av a job or re u a student? cos I can see u on almost evri thread

#no offence
[color=#000030]If you see her on almost every thread, it simply means you visit almost every thread. Invariably, you're also jobless, or a student.

Common sense.
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Romance › Re: Flamboyant Nigerian Instagram User Says He Is No Failure Via Funmitrends. by Sexxkillz: 12:02pm On Jul 25, 2016
[color=#000030]So daft. . .

Your mates are trying to get on forbes list, you're counting the successful number of girls you have _fucked.

Receive sense.
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Romance › Re: Should We Applaud This Woman Or Smite The Man? by Sexxkillz: 11:43am On Jul 25, 2016
[color=#000030]Applaud the woman. . . The man is blind. [/color]
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Would You Feel If A Guy Walks By You Without Looking At You? by Sexxkillz: 11:19am On Jul 25, 2016
Hiroto:
Funny mate but this ur common sense stuff no make sense sha oo
[color=#000030]Don't worry. It's not for the brainless to understand. . .[/color]
Romance › Re: Wow: Jst Look At Them by Sexxkillz: 11:16am On Jul 25, 2016
sinaj:
lol


Xo true
[color=#000030]That's how they'll say they are virgins, because they are all covered up and marry them. . . Wedding night, they slide into a "well".[/color]
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Would You Feel If A Guy Walks By You Without Looking At You? by Sexxkillz: 11:11am On Jul 25, 2016
Hiroto:
but someone already said he does it all the time
[color=#000030]Simple common sense.

If I'm walking by anyone, male or female, I'll have to look at them first.

How did you know you walked by a girl if you didn't look at her first? How did you determine the gender of the person you walked by, if you didn't look at them?

Common sense.
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Romance › Re: Nigerian man wants to be a slave to nigerian girls (photos) by Sexxkillz: 10:52am On Jul 25, 2016
[color=#000030]Urgent medical attention needed. [/color]
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Would You Feel If A Guy Walks By You Without Looking At You? by Sexxkillz: 10:51am On Jul 25, 2016
[color=#000030]Lol. Mumu logic.

It's naturally impossible to "walk by" anyone without looking at them. You have to look at them to avoid bumping into them. That's the primary use of our eyes. . . It's not for decoration. You must have to look at them first, before avoiding their path, and choosing not to strike up a conversation with them.
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Romance › Re: Wow: Jst Look At Them by Sexxkillz: 10:47am On Jul 25, 2016
[color=#000030]It'll shock you to know what these girls do in private. [/color]
Romance › Re: What Is The Average Height For A Male? by Sexxkillz: 11:33pm On Jul 24, 2016
[color=#000030]Nah only you dey ask question, nah only you dey answer.[/color]
Romance › Re: Story About My Poop by Sexxkillz: 11:23pm On Jul 24, 2016
frozenfirenaija:
On a normal day I would have been engrossed in the kiss but my mind was on my pocket. I dint want to lean too close so he wouldn't feel it or smell it. I also dint want to seem suspicious. So the kiss was awful and he began to fidget. I guess he knew something was up.... I knew I had to calm him down so I changed his concentration and placed his hand on my shoulders then sat on his lap.
Now I had to pray he dint think of holding my waist.......

F R O Z E N F I R E ' S M I N D
#TheFartQueen #Frozenfire
[color=#000030]Girls. . .

All in a bid to make a guy believe they don't poop or fart. . .

#Girllogic.
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Romance › Re: Story About My Poop by Sexxkillz: 11:20pm On Jul 24, 2016
frozenfirenaija:
lol. Thanks
[color=#000030]You're welcome. [/color]
Romance › Re: Story About My Poop by Sexxkillz: 11:17pm On Jul 24, 2016
[color=#000030]Congrats. . . For achieving what no human alive has ever dreamed of achieving. [/color]
Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 11:12pm On Jul 24, 2016
Juliet11111:
Oh yea I just realized that. Just kinda sad it took me a while to see how brainless and illiterate you're. Shouldn't have bothered replying a sissy like you.
[color=#000030]Nah. Don't apologize for who you are. . . You're naturally _retarded, which makes you realize things at snail pace. It's ok. You shouldn't have bothered creating this thread in the first place. . . [/color]
Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 11:04pm On Jul 24, 2016
ThundrCork:
Oh so you took my gesture personal even though my intention was to make you laugh things off. This thing hit you pass as I think am ooo
[color=#000030]My intention was also to make you laugh things off. . . Now _fuck off my mentions, with your warped and jejune opinions. [/color]
Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 11:00pm On Jul 24, 2016
cocaineaddict:
Enough of this f00lishnes you low-life dunderheaded nincompoop. Why this matter de pain you like dis. haba. See as you Kari dis babe matter for head like woman. If I hear ur voice here again I go burst your head with coke bottle. Idi0t.
[color=#000030]Kindly creep back into the small hole you crept out from. I know you're one of the countless monkeys sending her pm's, trying to be her knight in a shiny armour, and hoping, (like the daft girl she is) that she'll reply your pm, and thank you for coming to her rescue. You're too daft to engage in any kind of discussion (serious or unserious) with me.

Cheers.
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Romance › Re: A Nigga Is Confused by Sexxkillz: 10:52pm On Jul 24, 2016
[color=#000030]She's pulling out of the relationship. . . You are no longer her Number one.[/color]
Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 10:48pm On Jul 24, 2016
Juliet11111:
Oh grin grin grin no wonder! Thundrcork just made me realize I've been replying a pained and dumped broke-ass niggur who's desperately searching for someone to pour his frustration on. Sexkillz you're a goner. Get a life.
[color=#000030]You keep proving me right when I say you have no sense. . . You waited for someone else "to make you realize", and like the daft girl that you are, you jumped on the wagon.

I have a life. But I cannot say the same about you, or your reasoning ability.
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Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 10:44pm On Jul 24, 2016
ThundrCork:
Sexxkillz e be like say your former babe been F up big time. As this girl matter pain you, I reason am say you dey recall past events
[color=#000030]I was waiting for someone to say this.

I wonder what school you went to, and how they could teach you to reason so low. . . If your thinking ability could be converted to electricity, it would not be enough to power a small torch light bulb. . . Don't be shockingly daft. No one needs to recall past events in order to be able to decipher events or situations. It's called "Emotional Intelligence". (Google it)

In your daft "peppersoup joint" logic, everyone who solves a crime case must have experienced a crime or is recalling past criminal events. . . You really need to go back to school.

Your education was a pathetic waste!
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Romance › Re: Now This The Height Of It!!! by Sexxkillz: 10:34pm On Jul 24, 2016
[color=#000030]Why are you sharing it, idiot? You'll be the one asking what the world is turning to, you'll also be the one scouring the internet looking for child abuse pictures to download and save for your viewing pleasure. . .

Hypocrite.
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Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 10:22pm On Jul 24, 2016
WindUpMerchant:
disgracing urself since time immemorial.Grow up, the lady is right.
[color=#000030]Hello _fucktard.

Do you mind not interrupting me? When I need your attention, or your microscopical pointless opinion, I'll ask you. For now, sit on your fingers and stay the _fuck away from my mentions. . .

Much appreciated.
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Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 10:19pm On Jul 24, 2016
Juliet11111:
Easily manipulated? Haha! I Laugh at ur stup1dity. Might be your gf(if u actually have one) is actually tolerating your lapses and laxities based on pity, was actually what made me hang-on. Pity.
[color=#000030]Yup. You proved me right.

Only a senseless girl will remain in relationship out of pity. Cos you have no brains of your own to make any decision.
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Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 9:47pm On Jul 24, 2016
Juliet11111:
Lmao! You've just shown the world how myopic and narrow-minded you're. You mean to tell me you've never acted against your will on some issues? Sweetheart You still got a very long way to go.
[color=#000030]Nah.

You've been showing the world how robotic you are and how easily manipulated you can be and how you have no mind of your own to say No, and mean it.

In fact, I'll place a bet right now that you'll go back to this same guy for the 8th time, because really, you have no brain to think for yourself, and make decisions of your own. . . You've been relying far too much on his brain to think for you.

I'm not your sweetheart.
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Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 9:30pm On Jul 24, 2016
Juliet11111:
Now get this, i've been in a few r/s all my life and i've handled the breakups just fine, I've always openly declared my status both on/offline whenever they hit the rock. My ex always been the one begging for continuation Against my will so just get lost
[color=#000030]Against your will? Against your will, and you go back to him all the time? Do you have sense?

To whom brain is given, sense is expected. . . Receive sense.
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Romance › Re: Halfricanadian Please Forgive Your Firstking01 by Sexxkillz: 8:12pm On Jul 24, 2016
firstking01:
Thanks bro...she used to be the best gf ever, not until these her newly developed insecurities and clinginess from nowhere...i'm tired.
[color=#000030]Stop the blame game. You're not innocent. Keep your matters private. [/color]
Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 8:06pm On Jul 24, 2016
Juliet11111:
Lol. I wonder what's hurting in a relationship that added absolutely nothing to my life. Your ignorance is appalling. I brought it up here cos I'm kinda bored right now.
[color=#000030]I'm not ignorant.

After a breakup, everyone likes to believe they are strong. It's adding nothing to your life, but you've called it quits 6 - 7 times.

Why did you go back to a relationship adding nothing to your life 6 - 7 times? Are you discombobulated?

Even if you've ended the relationship, the way you're proclaiming "single life rocks" "don't send me a pm" is the most childish thing ever and actually means "I am available, come and get me".

You brought it here because you were bored and lonely and overwhelmed with thoughts. You should have found a better means to forget about him if you were not hurting but no, you chose to still make him the topic of the conversation.
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Romance › Re: Halfricanadian Please Forgive Your Firstking01 by Sexxkillz: 7:55pm On Jul 24, 2016
firstking01:
We were about meetingembarassed
[color=#000030]You guys can still meet.

I don't know the full story of what has transpired between you two, but what I know, is that these accusations and counter accusations aren't helping matters. You both have involved a lot of offline nairalanders in your private issues. These people cannot help you. They'll only gossip your matter between themselves. They'll get information from you, front as if they want to help, but they'll do otherwise. Spread the hate among themselves and on nairaland. Some are jealous. Some of them don't care. Some are happy you're having these problems. None of them will ever say anything good about her to you.

The day you sent halfricanadian a private message, I don't think those people were aware. How your private matter became public is the fault of you both. This is childish to say the least. Disagreements in relationships are inevitable, but how you solve them will go a long way to decide if the relationship will strengthen, or if it will be torn down.

You two still have feelings for each other, even though none of you will admit. You have to shut out 3rd parties from your affairs. They'll only make matters worse.

Send her a private message at your own convenience and say your mind to her. Make sure you don't leak the message to any of your so called nairaland friends. They are the devils in this matter. If you both reach a resolution to continue your relationship, keep it private between yourselves. If the resolution is to finally go separate ways, also keep it private.

Firstking and halfricnadian. No matter how bad things may seem to be between you two, I'm very sure there were good memories. If these nairaland mischief makers keep on trying to stoke the embers of hate between you two, it's best you avoid such threads. It's about you two, and nothing about them. Don't shut the door just yet on each other. Don't burn the bridges between you two. If you have nothing good to say about each other, keep quiet and avoid saying anything bad about each other. The world is small place, and you never can tell where you both will meet, that is, if you do not resolve this amicably. It'll be very awkward meeting yourselves one day out of the blue and you cannot strike a cordial conversation or just hang out and laugh. Don't let your ego get the better of you. 4uck the good for nothing "supporters club" nairalanders pushing you both from behind and "liking" the comments of hate against each other. . . They are the real fucktards in this situation. Trace the genesis of this disagreement, and you'll find them there.

You may seem to be enemies now, but united, you'll be best of friends. You just have to learn to turn down the volume of the "radio without batteries" around you both.
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Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 7:21pm On Jul 24, 2016
Juliet11111:
On the contrary. I've actually called it quit like 6-7 times in the past. He finally accepted we part ways this time around.
[color=#000030]Even if you've called it quits 100 times. You're hurting. You're just going thru a process. [/color]
Romance › Re: Just Broke Up With My Bf by Sexxkillz: 6:58pm On Jul 24, 2016
[color=#000030]Deep down inside, you're hurting. . . Stop forming "bad girl". Won't fly. [/color]

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