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biina:
How come I am at the bottom of the list?

you wish

The weather is really cold is raining outside at the moment I can't go any where I want to at the moment

An open topic for people who just have to complain about something not worthy of a devoted thread.
Anything from your car not starting up to a bad day at work

I suppose the latter deserves its own thread, but it's a matter of opinion.
Whine away!


My first complaint is that So many things to do and so little time. Whenever I want the time to go a biiiiiiit slower it goes very fast and other way around. Whenever I want to be left alone-the phone is ringing off the hook. And whenever I need a sun, outside is raining.

[quote author=xeron-loon link=topic=250794.msg3623677#msg3623677 date=1237585855]Please if i have done any bad ting to deserve this, i will like to apollogies to the ladies[/quote] don't worry she will come one day there is a pair for everyone

Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV."
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt

Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Bigfoot - "Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams

The Sneak - "Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

[quote author=Lamidi-obi link=topic=250424.msg3619904#msg3619904 date=1237541427]i need a 2nd the 1st wife cannot service me properly b/c she is either sick or in her period. you must fat and heavy. not[/quote]hahahahahahaha ohhhh dear nairaland again

[quote author=Lamidi-obi link=topic=250424.msg3619904#msg3619904 date=1237541427]ibo and yoruba women please don't bother because i will never choose you.[/quote]


[quote author=Lamidi-obi link=topic=250424.msg3619904#msg3619904 date=1237541427]itiny women please dont bother because i will not choose you.[/quote]haha lmao

krama:
Some cool ones there

so you are alive?

Shahrukh never was King Khan: Aamir



In yet another display of his characteristic frankness, Aamir Khan has said he doesn’t think Shahrukh Khan has ever been the ‘King Khan’.

They may not be archrivals, but they aren’t the best of buddies either. Often Aamir and SRK have taken swipes at each other through media, but they have always maintained that it was nothing more than good humoured banter. However, recently when SRK said in an interview that he hasn’t liked some of the things that Aamir has said about him, it was clear that not all was well between the two Khans. Aamir, in response, said SRK fails to understand his humour.

Now, Aamir has taken another dig at SRK who’s often heard proclaiming himself as the undisputed superstar of Bollywood.






While appearing on CNN's special edition of Talk Asia, Aamir was asked how he felt dethroning SRK from the throne of King Khan after the stupendous success of his last film Ghajini .

"I had absolutely no intention of kicking Shah Rukh off his pedestal. Though I have to say, I don't think he ever was on it." Aamir’s reply was straightforward.

In addition, Aamir went on to say that in his opinion none can dethrone Amitabh Bachchan .

"In my opinion, the actor who I really look up to is Mr. Amitabh Bachchan. He is someone whose work I really like, a fantastic actor and the kind of stardom Mr. Bachchan has seen, none of us can ever hope to see," Aamir said.

When Aamir was asked about this year’s multiple Oscar winning film Slumdog Millionaire , the actor said he wasn’t impressed with the movie.

"I thought the movie was well intended. It was a very sincere attempt, but it didn't touch me personally, and I suspect it because I'm not used to watching Indians speak English, all these slum kids talking in English, it's strange," said Aamir.

Aamir is presently busy with Raju Hirani’s film 3 Idiots and is overseeing the production of three films – Delhi Belly , Dhobi Ghaat and an untitled film.

How Can I Be A Nice Guy?

do nice things

190:
I DEMAND THAT SOME NORMINATE ME NOW
FOR THE BEST MALE POSTER SO FAR THIS 2009 OR
HELL WOULD LET LOOSE ON ALL NLAND POSTERS 2NITE!

190:
THIS IS COMPLETE O-JO-RO

seun seun where u de!

how can i, 190
the most industrious,understandin,cheerful,sexy,funny,understandin,handsome(smppl can quote me)
and lastly i been the elder brother of yar-adua not even been norminated, even 1ce
this is a complete CHEAT
I DEMAND THAT THEY LOCK THIS THREAD NOW!

NONSENSE
I DE VEX

hahahah lmao do not brust ur head over this okay I norminate you happy

best male poster 190

funny very funny

romade:
studio is flirting seriously now o so come bak

hope that was a joke

romade:
impregenate her

photoshoot

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