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adamabdul:
ABSOLUTELY,DEFINITEL,SURELY,NO DOUBT,AND ANY OTHER WORD THAT FITS THERE

go and tatto his name on your hand, then I will know your serious

romade:
men just neva listens

one being u


One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He
immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list, but I
have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell
you what I'm going to do. Believe it or not I've got some folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have
to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the first
room. In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water being chased
by a shark. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer & I don't
think I could do that all day long".

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard Nixon with a
sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that
hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony
if all I could do was break rocks all day," said George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the floor with his arms tied behind his head, and his legs in a spread
eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, giving him a b**w job.
Bush looked in disbelief and finally said, "This is the rooom for me!"

The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."

romade:
lolabey

oh I see

This man was driving down a curvy country road. Another car turns a corner and approaches him going the other direction. A woman sticks her head out the window and yells "PIG!!" The man sticks his head out the window and yells "BITCH!" He turns the corner and his car smashes into a pig.

romade:
so na padded bra lola dey use na wah o

by the way who is lola? cos someone have just used her in a bad joke

An American and a Brit are walking down the street when a beautiful car rolls by. The American says, "Geez. Nice car. Maybe if I work really really hard and save my money and find a good deal, I'll be able to have a car like that someday."

The Brit says, "Geez. Nice car. F*cking rich b*stard."

stuck on an island and thats all you want to do

or maybe eat ureye ball

ChinenyeN:
No. That's not what I'm saying.

then what do you mean? I do not get it.

adamabdul:
sorry it is his father that died of cancer and not him,i thought he was talking about himself i watched the scene again

I thought you know and loved him more than me?

mykali:
i have a bad joke . .

Ben and Lola are having a conversation . . .

Ben: why do girls have breasts?

Lola: so that boys will look at them.

Ben: but you don't have breasts and i am looking at you

Lola: not look at me, look at the breasts

bad indeed

ajekpaks:


Oh boy this joke funny

If you love something, set it free. IF it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free, you either married it or gave birth to it. [/color][color=#990000][color=#990000][/color]

@poster the one the heart desire

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

adamabdul:
if you watch inner and outer world of sharukh khan he has confessed that he has cancer

I HAVE WATCH IT AND I NEVER HEARD HIM SAY THAT WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FROM? please stop it!

ChinenyeN:
We love our country because it is our motherland, the way we show our love is often governed by tradition.
We love our parents because they brought us up, the way we show we love and respect them is often governed by tradition.
We get married because of love (questionable 4-letter word), but the way we marry, is often goverened by tradition.
Tradition is how we do things, not why we do them.

so are you saying that all traditions are good and we must honour them?

now I agree that you are really deaf

kindly go the sport section pleas. or if this was meant to be a joke please redirect it here
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=264486.msg3764056#msg3764056

romade:
he is a mute

I THINK I agree with you by the way how is studio?

mykali:
why did the chicken cross the road?

afraid of you eating it

romade:
she said i am a bad joker, is dat a compliment or a step down ?

what do you think?

okay now will you say something?

why are you laughing? ibeg start posting your you are the master of bad jokers

lol ibeg please my side what is that suppose to mean?

i say the truth . . . Even when i lie.

I LIKE YOUR ATTITUDE

romade:
sexy wia u kidnapped cus i sure av bin missing u from d bottom of my heart

so sweet thanks do not forget topost your bad jokes I OPEN THIS EAPECIALLY FOR YOU COZ I KNOW YOU ARE
SUCH A BAD JOKER

romade:
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how is my rokiatu

lol your rokiatu funny am sure she's fine

I'm not opposed to traditions, or anything but it truly get to my head the way Africans take tradition so seriously.There are obviously good traditions, but some tradition like are so ridiculous that I WONDER WHY PEOPLE FOLLOW IT. like for example some stupid tradition demands the women to do everything the husband says whether she like it or not. I brought up this topic because my father is "tradition is tradition' sort of person. my dad have a very good understanding of tradition, and he is a sincere followers of traditions. But must we always bow down to tradition ? I am not saying that traditions should not have any place in our lives. But I believe that traditions are products of people's needs. They should bring us happiness and harmony rather than bondage. We love our country because it is our motherland rather than because it is a tradition. By the same token, we love our parents because they brought us up not because it is a tradition. Similarly, we get married because of love rather than tradition.

good for you dude, if you are handsome so what? simply tell the ladies who are lusting after you that you are not interested from how am seeing it, it seems like you actually like the attention.