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well good news for all bad jokers this is the thread you have been waiting for. really bad jokes are apparently hilarious. so  people with extremely bad humor well this is the place for you.  They don't get much worse than these.   Some truly fine groaners that may even be so terribly bad that they are actually funny. 

now get really to be subjected to the worse most
vulgar jokes you will ever see

let the bad jokes start rolling I WILL START

The doctor comes out into the waiting room for the next patient. He's shocked to see a man sitting there with a frog growing out of his head. The doctor's cries, "Oh my god, how did that happen?"
The frog answered "I don't know; it began as a pimple on my butt."

@poster he's nowyour ex now right? so what's the point?

affectionate Mothers Day Gifts to sweet mom expressing your gratefulness for the unconditional love she has showered on you.[/b]

[b]these are some really great tips


Mothers Day Gift Ideas for Mothers to Be

Expectant moms - especially the first timers are highly excited about Mothers Day. Their enthusiasm stems from the anticipation of motherhood status coming their way. Friends, family members and especially husband can make Mother's Day memorable for a Mother-to-be by gifting her something special. Ideal mother's day gifts ideas in this situation could be books or CDs on parenting and motherhood, loose fitting apparels, massager and other personal care gifts. Dry fruits, chocolates can also be gifted.


Mothers Day Gift Ideas for First Time Mothers[/color][color=#990000][/color]
First Mother's Day is a magical occasion for new moms!! First time moms experience a sense of pride for their new status of 'Mother' and are elated to have a day dedicated to them. Memorable mother's day gift ideas for first time mothers could be a piece of gold or diamond jewelry. You can also go in for household gifts like kitchen gadgets or a piece of furniture.

[color=#990000]Mother's Day Gift Ideas for Single Moms[/color][color=#990000][/color]

Life of a single mother is woven around her kids and hence Mother's Day is a much more awaited occasion for them. Ex-husband should encourage kids to make a card or gift flowers to their mom. Friends and family members too should come forward and help single moms celebrate the occasion. And if the kids are grown up, they definitely have on them a a much greater responsibility to make this day special for their mom. Suitable gift ideas for single mothers could be personalized gifts like clothes, accessories, jewelry and cosmetics. Single mothers could be taken out for a sumptuous meal in a restaurant or gifted a day full of luxury at a spa. The idea should be make single mom happy and relaxed.
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Mother's Day Gift Ideas for Stay at Home Moms[/color][color=#990000]
Stay-at-home moms are so much dedicated to their home and family that they often ignore to care about themselves. Hence delightful Mother's Day gift ideas for stay at home Moms would be personal care products. Indulge her with a booking in a parlor or a spa. You could also gift her a day away from kitchen by taking her out for dinner. Presenting kitchen ware or home gadgets she has been planning since long could also be great idea.

Mothers Day Gift Ideas for Working Moms

Working moms have a tough time balancing the responsibilities of home and office. Such moms deserves to be honored and pampered on Mother's Day. Wonderful Mother's Day gift ideas for working mothers could be a stylish hand bag, perfumes, office accessories like pen holders, organizers, stylish folders etc. You could also gift her mobile phones, PDAs or other such gadgets depending on your mom's requirement and your budget.

Mothers Day Gift Ideas for Mother-in-Law[/color][color=#990000]

Mother's Day is about honoring all moms and this definitely include honoring the mom of your spouse. Take your dearest Mother-in-law out for lunch or dinner and she would be touched to the core. You can also indulge her with apparels, accessories like jewelry, hand bags or show pieces.

Mothers Day Gift Ideas for Grandmothers
Those blessed with grandmothers must make it a point to honor them on Mother's Day. Ideal Mother's Day gift ideas for them would be massagers and personal care products. You could gift them an electronic blood pressure monitor or diabetes monitor in case she requires. Taking her for a comprehensive health check is also a noble way of celebrating Mother's Day. In case your grandmother is spiritually inclined gift her spiritual books.

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the topic along got me laughing

look at him strange

adamabdul:
he is dying coz he smokes too much

yeah that is the problem but he is not dying

Have you ever been on a really bad/weird date?

Did the guy (or girl) do or say something so memorably strange that your first date was your last?


I'd love to hear about it.

so you was baned? lol why?

StephenP:
@poster, LMAO! You can go on with your stereotypes; I really don't have to prove myself to you.

best answer

2 SRK film releases to clash with 2 Salman releases 2009 (Khan Wars continue)



SRK and Salman to clash with their next two big releases coming out the same weekends

The Sallu-SRK showdown at Katrina Kaif's birthday is ancient history. Now the mega stars have two films coming on the same dates.

The industry is gearing up for another clash at the marquee. Sources swear that it is Salman who is hell-bent on having all his forthcoming releases to go head-on with Shah Rukh and wants to beat him at the box-office!

Inspired by Aamir?

A source in the industry reveals, "Salman was really happy to see how Aamir took on Shah Rukh when Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi and Ghajini released a few weeks apart and Aamir emerged the winner.

Now Sallu feels he can take on Shah Rukh and beat him at the numbers game when their movies release on the same weekend. Sallu's Wanted and SRK's Dulha Mil Gaya will release July 3."

Race goes on

The source further adds, "That's not all. Salman also wants to wrap up his next biggie, Veer and make it release along with Shah Rukh and Karan Johar's My Name is Khan.

Before this, the release date of the film was unconfirmed but the two are looking at a year-end release.

While Veer has been shooting around the clock in Rajasthan, My Name is Khan has another shooting stint in San Francisco in the next few weeks. In fact, Sallu jokingly refers to Karan's film as My Name Is Mrs Khan."

Date not locked

Mudassar Aziz, the director of Dulha Mil Gaya says, "We haven't locked on a date as yet for the film but I am sure we are coming out in July.

July 3 seems like a good date. But then, cautiously adds, "I'm aware that Wanted is coming out on the same date but both the films are getting post-production work done, if any slip-ups either one of us could see the date changing.

I respect Salmanbhai's work a lot and take his releases seriously."

Can't dictate terms

Boney Kapoor, the producer of Wanted says, "This is news to me that even Dulha Mil Gaya is releasing on July 3. I am releasing Wanted on the same day.

If it's destiny, we can't fight it. Everyone has their own space and I can't dictate terms for other films. If they are also releasing the same day, they are welcome to."

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