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TOYOSI20:well said |
an African family this is going to be tough just tell her at the dinner table How Do I Tell My Mother Am A Lesbian like I siad at the dinner table it should be the first thing you say "mom am Lesbian"! |
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I knew it all the girls will say that |
and that means? |
just a tiny bit |
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Arranged marriage or love marriage which one do you prefer and which one last longer in your opion? well I am sure love marriage is a big hit for most people, but sometimes we choose partners who are physically attractive to us. Physical attraction creates strong emotions, which we might think is love, but it really is just infatuation. During this passionate stage, we overlook the other person's flaws and habits, because we believe that we are in love, and love is all that matters. Then reality strikes, the infatuation wears off, and we start to see the flaws and we get annoyed by the habits. on the other hand in arranged marriage, you may not like the person at first but as time goes by you begin to create love for the person. |
hmmm hmmmm hmmm still thinking |
fun is what everyone likes |
Obama the 1st Black President. Lewis Hamilton, the first Black Formula 1 champion. Will Smith, the world’s highest paid Black actor. Tiger Woods, the Black world golf champion. How times change, it’s a real good time to be black, Poor old Michael Jackson – he must be kicking himself right now! ![]() |
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped Centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!“ The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Its okay, that's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I’ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.” |
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The phone rings. The lady of the house answers, "Yes? Mrs. Ward, please." "Speaking" "Mrs. Ward, this is Doctor Jones at the Medical Testing Laboratory. When your Doctor sent your husband's samples to the lab, the samples from another Mr. Ward were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Ward asks. "Well, one Mr. Ward has tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other for AIDS. We can't tell which your husband's is." "That's terrible! Can we do the test over?" questions Mrs. Ward. "Normally, yes. But Medicare won't pay for these expensive tests more than once." "Well, what am I supposed to do now?" "The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." |
A guy found a magic lamp and, naturally, he rubbed it. A genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy thought and thought, and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want." "As you wish," replied the genie. So the genie turned him into a toilet seat. |
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Shah Rukh Khan has been offered the role of Mogambo in Mr India 2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If all goes well, Shah Rukh Khan will return to his bad boy image, which catapulted him to success. Shah Rukh has been offered the role of the famous villain Mogambo in Shekhar Kapur's Mr India 2. The film is a sequel to the 1987 hit Mr India starring Anil Kapoor and Sridevi and will be produced by Manmohan Shetty and Boney Kapoor. Apparently, Shekhar, who is good friends with Shah Rukh made this offer to SRK recently.Whether Shah Rukh has given his nod of consent is not known. But Shekhar, who is incharge of the creatives of the film, is very keen that Shah Rukh accepts his offer. Till now, Shekhar has been very discreet about it. SRK too is expected to keep a low profile about the role until he agrees to take up the challenge. A source close to Shekhar said, “Shekhar is not making Paani now. So all his energies are now focussed towards getting the casting of Mr India 2 right.” But why SRK? Our source explained, “This film will also star Anil Kapoor and Sridevi as in the original but the script has been turned to be make it more villain centric. Today, there are very few villains who have the towering personality required for the Mogambo type of role, which was played with flourish by the late Amrish Puri in the original. And who better than Shah Rukh, who has excelled in negative roles like Baazigar and Darr, to play the role?” Apparently, K K Menon was the earlier choice and was also in talks with the makers. However, with the script now being turned around to be villain-centric, it was the need of the hour to rope in a big star for the role. The source added, “It will be the role of a lifetime for Shah Rukh. There will tremendous curiosity about how he enacts it. Yes, the film Mr India is a big name by itself but people will flock to the theatres more because Shah Rukh is getting into the shoes of Amrish Puri than for the film itself.” So who will direct the film? Could it be Shekhar now that Paani is on the backburner? Our source said, “That is a decision which has still not been taken. Shekhar is keen that Anurag Basu should take on the mantle but Anurag is busy with Kites till March and Shekhar wants to begin Mr India 2 before that.” When contacted about SRK doing Mogambo's role, Boney said, “Mr India is a brand which has to be nurtured. The recall value of this film is high. So who wouldn't want the best of everything? Whatever Shekhar is doing (read: casting), he is doing entirely on his own.” We checked with Manmohan Shetty about the details. He claimed that he didn't know that Shah Rukh was the first choice for Mogambo. Manmohan said, “The casting of Mr India 2 is entirely Shekhar's domain.” Despite repeated calls and a text message, Shekhar did not revert. |
but I do not want to talk to you please put your brother on |
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hmmm nice work |
o gud Lord, my dayz of prayers & fastin r finally over! glad 2 c u again SXL. wia u bin? just went AWOL just lyk dat!? i think i'm gonna fine yu big tym ow yu doin 2? very funny just been busy missed u |
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sexyleamon longtym hw are you doing happy new year am find thank you |
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