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with preity

Sisi Jinx:
Quite obvious I love him with Kajol, they've got dynamic chemistry!

agree see this quote "If I hadn't met Gauri and Kajol hadn't met Ajay, then who knows what would have happened" SRK

more preity

with preity

with Anushka

with Kajol

with Hrithik both their their wivies

with Amitabh

with Kajol and Rani

srk with co-stars

with Anushka

adamabdul:
Vaah,very good answer

lolzz why are you crying?

adamabdul:
you said you watch all his recent releases here are questions to prove you are right1 what is Taanis{Anushka sharma} husband name in rab ne bana di jodi?

so you do not believe me? anyway that question is very easy her husband name is Surinder Suri in the movie which is play by srk

adamabdul:
i mean her first husband before she is married to srk

please do not confuse me her husband name is Suri, and her dancing partner name is Raj which is play by the same Suri he disguise himself to impress her am I right or not? any more doubt

stupid ass I thank God for her

well I think he is a better actor than Van Vicker with time his acting will improve

tRoOE:
He can't act to save his life

guys who do you rockon is better him or Van Vicker?

cherry cherry cherry

nope I can't never

I wonder how many

tumfulu:
Touch hiss/her private parts five times daily, at intervals of three three hours, do that for three weeks, and also, make sure you rub his/her eyes with your sperm, do that for ten days and you will see the result.

I miss tumfulu stupid posts lol

hmmm

dani1luv:
ahhhhhhhhh u no dey fear

what for?

bababuff:
Mean old man.
Just look at the child's face.

damn that is hilarious my favourite so far

studio43:
no one but you, 4real

are you okay?

please correct it 4me

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.

"Well," said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs !"

"Blowjobs!", the woman replied.

"It hasn't been proven, but we've sold 30 of them this month," he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true, no more blowjobs for her ! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off.

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.

"What are you two doing at this hour?" she asked.

The husband replied," If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is gone." 





Ladies be careful on what sort of gift you buy for your man

do not worry I am not in love with you

Dear Seun - Nairaland Moderator,

This is a formal request asking that you ban me [quickly] from your forum. Please do so before the level of English Ninglish used here kills, maims, or adulterates my own command of proper English grammar.

Following my recent visits, I have left Nairaland wondering what in heaven's name is happening in Nigerian classrooms? What has happened to those days of yore when you were drilled until you mastered correct usage of English grammar by Primary three?!

For example, I clicked on the discussion item at the top of the 'hot list' today and almost suffered a fatal blow when the poster started with "Have you ever sit, " I understand occasional 'slip-ups' however, the repeated instances on this forum has lead me to believe that these folks just never learned proper English, or have not bothered to keep up by reading well written literature or revisiting early lessons from time to time (and as needed).

I am now officially fed-up with Ninglish and would like to turn-in my Nairaland membership before irreparable damage is done. I will now be moving over to the Nigerian Village Square. Nigerians there seem to have better control of the language. Ironically, they seem to make better sense too.

Respectfully,

Rubbermaid.

PS - English is your friend. Blame those who made it our national language. Peace.

ROFL this is very funny



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please do start

srk interview with Complete Wellbeing

Shahrukh Khan is a superhit. On screen and in life. No matter which scene enacting, he determinedlygives his best shot. His smile touches your heart not because it is of a man who has ir all, but because it is of a manwho smiles despite all. It is no wonder that Indians have crowned him king of happiness in the Complete Wellbeing-Synovate Survey on Health and Happiness

In an all-India survey conducted on behalf of Complete Wellbeing, people have chosen you their role model of happiness from the media and entertainment industry. How does it feel?
It is a compliment. Many people are rated for their good health or their bodies. Being rated the highest for being the happiest person feels much better. I must have done something right

Why do you think people have chosen you?
Maybe because I have not forgotted how to enjoy the small and silly things in life. When you forget to do that, you start taking yourself too seriously. I m cocky, I am confident, but I enjoy the real small things. I'f wear a red superman costume and do something silly even at the age of 42 and it's perfectly okay. And that probably shows on my face

Who is a genuinely happy person? Are you one?
Someone who lives life on his or her own terms and takes responsibility for it; someone who knows how to get uo and start all over again, even if he or she fails the first time around. I am ready to fail. I know I am not invincible.

How will you rate your happiness quotiend on a scale of 100?
I don't think happiness can be measured. It's perhaps the most important thing in life. If you aren't happy, you won't even be able to enjoy your success.

Considering you are in a high-pressure industry, how do you manage to remain so contented?
I believe that while being a success is important, it cannot be at the cost of honesty or hard work. I tell my kids to never be corrupt or cheat anyone. And be ready to make sacrifices, because sometimes it's required. The values are very basic and middle class. It's nice to wear dark glasses, fly in chartered planes and live in a beautiful home, but only if all this is ahieved with honesty.

What was your biggest source of happiness 10 years ago and what is it now?
It has always been my family and friends, back then and even today
What are the simple things in life that make you happy?
a lot of things-doing a good movies, giving a good performance, spending time with my kids, playing on my play station, there are so many reasons to be happy

Is one blessed with a temperament and disposition, or can one cultivate happiness in life?
You can cultivate happiness by being positive, thinking positive nd by being adventurous and curious. I am instinctive and I love taking riskes, but that's possible because I always think possible. [Cricketer] Shoaib Akhtar ogten tells me, "Shahrukh saab aap bahut acche buisnessman hain". Frankly, I don't know much about buisness. But I do like to give everything that interests me a shot. When Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani, the first movie my company [Dreamz Unlimited] produced, flopped, Juhi[Chawla], Aziz[Mirza] and I, who were partners, cried for 10 days sstraight. We made other films, Chalte Chalte and Asoka, whish also flopped. Everyone mocked us, said stuff like dreams shattered, undone, finished. I could have closed down the company but chose not to. When you are in a position of choice, you have to take risks. Very few people in this world are given a position of choice by Allah.

What role does health play in being happy? What has been your own experience about it?
Health's been a weak area for me. I had a bad back for a very long time. But now, because I attempt to keep fit, to exercise, I am much better. I think health is as important in upping your happiness qoutient as love and family.

What according to you has been your most trying time? How do you tackle phases of depression and unhappiness
?
There have been a lot of times when I have gone through a low phase. Today, what you see outside is the public image of my success. If I had to weigh the good times in my life against the bad ones, the latter would clearly outweigh the former. I have had a million bad experiences; I have done a million wrong things. But the memories of all the troubles I went through are now vague. The goodness in my life has completely wiped out those memories. It's my failures that kept me going, not my successes.

Which is more important to you: your own happiness ot the happiness of others?
Aren't they interconnected? I am if my family and friends are happy. The same goes for them.

Who can make you laugh very easily? When was the last time you enjoyed a hearty laugh- the kind that makes you stomach hurt?
My kids, undoubtedly. With them, I foget everything. I have shared several hearty laughs with them.

What advice would you like to give readers of Complete Wellbeing for lasting happiness?
Someone sent me a lovely line recently, "When you decide to lead the orchestra, you have to learn to turn your back to the crowds." I totally believe in that. If you can face criticism and yet continue doig what you believe in and what you want, success will be yours for the taking. Also, i would like to tell them that it is easy to lay the blame on someone else's door for things gone wrong. But until you accept responsibility for your failures, you are never going to succeed. Play the game only if you can be graceful in youe victory and gracioius in your defeat. Constant change is a part of life and you have to accept it. Whatever happens is for the best. My parents' premature death had left me shattered, but this is life, such things teach you how to survive, Besides, I don't think you cn change everything you want to. I had a back injury, I had to quit sports and become an actor. I didn't like it, I cried for two years. I wanted to be a soccer playes or a cricketer, but I became a movies star. And that's fine too. I am 42 and romancing a girl who is 18 in my next film.