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disease:
@sexyLeamon

and what is that?

sylve11:
for what?

example

disease:
@sexyLeamon
**CLAPS LOUDLY & WHISTLES****

sorry wrong number

I will pinch myself twice hoping I had getoff from that nightmare

wow thanks guys

i suggest you post ur picture to make matter easy

LORD HAVE MERCY

treat him the same way in return

why are you unwell?

roki _{only a little ok} and krama also

why are girls so crazy for Van Vicker?

MrCrackles:
Idiot, the point is, hez not a bloody Nigerian, you ugly bat!!

sort of harsh hon chill dude

carmelily:
@pafun

wia u dey? Abeg bring more pikshos jare!

yeah we want more picture

@topic if he's just a boyfriend break up with him

Guys Who Fall In Love are Fools
lol @poster who broke your heart? I can definitely tell your heart has been broken. but that is not
good enough reason to think people who fall in love are fool.

well not all girls

take bad care of him

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.
Wake up son, It's time to go to school!'
But why, Mom? I don't want to go.'
Give me two reasons why you don't want to go.'
Well, the kids hate me for one,
and the teachers hate me, too!'
Oh, that's no reason not to go to school.
Come on now and get ready.'
Give me two reasons why I should go to school.'
Well, for one, you're 52 years old.
And for another, you're the Principal!

thanks

sorry I was just about going out when you called, I will talk to you later

yes

For a million dollars would you turn prostitute for a week?

I'd find a way to get off the island, by myself

An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear. Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpses anus and licked it. Now you must do the same, he told the class.

After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed.

Second, the professor continued, you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this mans anus, but licked my index finger!

ok you win I do not want to argue

ibkaye:
Nope

Would you have sex with an ugly old morbidly obese stinkin wrinkly mouth odoured body odoured sweaty bald headed vagina stinkin with period blood woman in the hot sun for 2 days for 1million pounds

eweee 

@topic no

for a million dollar can you cut off your finger

plead with him not to commit suicide I will be his friend till we leave

I honestly do not think it is a good ideal. but then no body have control
over love.

how are you dear. I have been hearing on news,and reading in newspapers that you were
ban is it true?

not bad

don't you think you are the rightful owner?

shylladear:
i think rokiatu is right u should realy have ur eyes checked

so you are also blind like her?

Azo:
only one person talk you call am dialogue if na two people nko, e go turn soliloque

was she talking to herself or were she referring to someone?