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oh really, I never knew sexyleamon was a attractive name lol.

Ani Lee:
1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice, and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don’t think we are beautiful enough / are commitment phobiacs.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,
somewhat nice and have no money, are a bunch of cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have money
and thank God are straight, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose the interest in us when we take the initiative




where do ppl find dis crap?

lol funny stuff

jay bee:
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lol what bring u in here?

he was quite cute in 17 again but not as hot like most girls think though, gezz girls go gaga over him.

Chuckylizzle:
Sexy wats good,i wil love 2 meet u codedly,and am sure u look exactly lyk wat u ar cald,send me your numba but if u dnt wanna expose it,mine is 07031810730 send me a text i wil get your numba and cal u ok.hugs

check my profile, I have a boyfriend

rokiatu:
where is SL, candy and switd?

am here darling

Naturez, you are crazy

2sexy:
Dear friends of NL,

i loved a girl,

i never cheated on her despite the distance between us,

i was always there for her,

i did not put sex as the first thing,but trust

i did what as expected of boyfriend

i respected her absence

WHAT DID I GET FOR ALL THIS

she started dating a guy in PH,
i found out and she apologised
she later told that she no longer sees the guy due to my refusal
4 months later she told me that she is no longer a virgin and the other guy deflowered her

while trying to recover from the shock, she came to Benin last sunday because i invited her, and we lodge in a hotel. she actually asked me to sex her when she comes.
the next thing was that wanted to see her friend . i allowed her. she left at 5pm and came back 7.15pm.

when she came back i later asked how was her friend and she said fine
after that she told me to get her meat pie and mineral. i got the meat pie at about 7.35pm across the road where we lodge. but on getting back i met her with another guy only for to start telling me that he is a friend she met some years back when she came to write NECO exam in Benin.

i became angry and the only thing i said was that why did you do this. then i left her with the friend and went upstairs to drop the pie. i waited for some minutes before i recalled that i did not buy her the mineral. so i went down again to get it. but on getting there, i did not find this girl and the guy. i went back upstaire after buying her coke. i waited agaIN AND THEN gave her a call to know her whereabout. she just told me that she is sorry and that she will explain when she comes back.

i waited for another few minutes and called her again ,this time she told me that she was not coming that nite because it is too late and this was something around 9.40pm i started shouting on phone talking she keep telling me that she cant come back. i asked her that where are you,ask the guy that you went out with to tell you where you are and i will come and pick you up. but after much talk she told was coming. she inventaully did. she said she was just around the corner and that she just wanted to hear what i had to say.

then i forgot about the whole thing that happened. iwanted to kiss her she refused, i wanted to sex her ,she refused. i became angry the next day. i just thought to myself that if she cant let me sex or kiss her but she could give it to another guy in PH that means i am just a fool in the whole thing so i quite. i told to forget about everything.

BUT MY CONCLUSION IS THAT I CAN NEVER BE THE GUY I USED TO BE,NOT ANYMORE.
THE FIRST THING I WOULD DO IS THIS: I WILL GET ANOTHER GIRL, BANG HER AND THEN CALL THIS MY OLD GIRLFRIEND TO HEAR HOW I AM BANGING
I CANT TRUST OR RESPECT ANY GIRL.
I CANT GIVE HER MONEY OR ANY THING OF SUCH
I CANT LET HER GO WITHOUT BANGING HER.
SHE WILL HAVE TO FILL PAINS DURING BANGING

I have never seen such an inexperience, immature, and dumb guy in my life gezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it seems like you don't really know what life is about or you haven't been through lots of life lessons. maybe you have heard of heart break, disappointment, sadness, Betrayal, Devastation, and Depression but you really do not know what they mean. you have to go through most of those, to learn life greatest lessons. you just happend to be going through a bad phase in life and you want to make yourself miserable? oh boy some people do not know about life, I truly feel sorry for you, for you do not know what life means. I can see you have fallen into a pattern of toxic thinking, what do you think, hurting and sleeping with tons of girls will bring you satisfaction ? if u think so, then think twice and this time think more wisely.


when a girl/boy break your heart what do you want to prove to them? offcourse dat u are better off without them. but I can see u completely rely on this girl for ur happiness, now take my little advice and take it deep down in your skull, never rely on anybody for your happiness, offcourse people will play with it and dirty it, but clean it back and polish it. there is no There is no guarantee in love. I've been hurt a bunch of times, that's what happens when we develop feelings for someone and that person leaves our life. We get over it, we move on. I don't choose to block love from my life because I might get hurt. I choose to take the risk and enjoy the love when I have it, and deal with whatever pain dat may occur if/when that relationship ends. Such is how relationships go, everything that has a beginning, has an ending, learn dat now and fast. try and be kind to yourself, and ur wellbeing. try to erase all negativity dat is now going through ur mind. am sure you're getting what am saying everyone fall down once in a while, but u have got to pick yourself up and walk tall and be careful of not fallen again.

rokiatu:
may he die a slow painful death!

Amen

Everything gets boring after a while especially if you don't nurture it. Why not give the relationship a chance. Work it out, like everything else in life. Make plans together, do some activities. Good luck!

no body beat jayX-Z

I do not know whether this is a sign for you to backoff, but I can tell you dat this is a sign dat u do not truly love her.

[quote author=tpia. link=topic=325727.msg4571885#msg4571885 date=1253313931]what is Afurika? [/quote]tpia tpia, not everyone is blessed with education.

now African men are even romantic, I wonder how they were doing the 50s lol

sweetpie23:
my list: the amaka sexylemon rokiatu patiwizkid walestar and many more

your biggest critics are your biggest fans.

banom:
@ SexyLeamo i am not a beast, i am only a young guy lost in cyber admiration

lol which is very bad.

sorry wrong number

love no be small thing

chai God

nice work ban, keep it up

people usually get nervous around their crush which seem perfectly normal to me.

interesting

Abbey, do u have a crush on V3 or what?