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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Appoints Patience Oniha As DG Of Debt Management Office by seXytOhbAd(m): 12:32pm On Jul 01, 2017
Why are Nigerians foolish like this? What does this have to o do with south or north? If you were appointed minister, won't you want to work with someone you have good relations with?
Music/Radio / Re: I Need A List Of Reputable Musicians You Can Easily Play Where Kids Are!! by seXytOhbAd(m): 12:26pm On Jul 01, 2017
HumanistMike:
[s]LIST OF REPUTABLE MUSICIANS YOU CAN EASILY PLAY WHERE KIDS ARE [/s]

List of reputable musicians WHOSE SONGS you can play IN THE PRESENSE OF KIDS.

At least you and the mod have learned something new today.
you too learn. It is PRESENCE NOT PRESENSE

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Crime / Re: Photo: Disgruntled Nigerian Doctor Kills 1, Wounds Others At NYC Hospital by seXytOhbAd(m): 10:40am On Jul 01, 2017
A disgruntled doctor armed with an AR-15 rifle and wearing a lab coat went on a rampage on Friday in the Bronx hospital where he had worked, killing a doctor and wounding six other people — five of them seriously — before [b]setting himself on fire and shooting himself [/b]in the head, the authorities said.
This is from the New York Times

Later people will say demons don't exist. I clearly suspect that he is probably a Muslim who got possessed. How do you kill people ON A FRIDAY, then LIGHT YOURSELF on FIRE, before shooting up your brains. Sure folks , demonic possessions don't happen anymore.

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Politics / Re: Court Dismisses Certificate Forgery Suit Against Andy Uba by seXytOhbAd(m): 9:11pm On Jun 30, 2017
Heineken commentary live from somewhere in the capital :

Hmm.... Some things people do that you just see, shake your head and keep watching in HD and wonder who is fooling who. Our brothers from the east keep shouting "Nigeria is a zoo. Nigeria is being ruled by animals. Please I have a question sirs and gentleladies of the east. Hi av a questeeon. It is an honest question not meant to insult anyone. After all I am just an" ewedu and amala eater". Have you been to a proper zoo? I mean like the Johannesburg or Twycross zoo in Leicestershire. They have quite the collection of chimpanzees. Remember. I do not mean to insult or demean anyone or any tribe. So calm down. I have not had any bottles. Yet. I want to eat first.
OK. I've eaten now.
That's how some fools will think that there is no aristocracy In Nigeria. The Yorubas have their traditional chiefs towing the line, the north has its Emirs and chiefs, now the federal govt has given the iPod youts their Nnamdi kanu aka leaking brain and now recently Andy Uba (well, he has been with Obj since the beginning). Well played. You can see why Sir. Tinubu chose a wise vice, acting president. Some people are trying to move Nigeria forward. Others are just forgetful of history and think they can play games with people's lives. I wonder the true actual count of ibos who died during the civil war and those who still bear scars on both sides .... I have not seen any Ibo man bow sha. It is what I admired them for. But I still like to dobale sha. Anyway, it's Friday and I'm buying drinks for whoever can meet me up.
Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed In Ikorodu Area Of Peace Estate, AGURA Today by seXytOhbAd(m): 3:05pm On Jun 30, 2017
lalasticlala:
Wow!! This is huge!

You love snakes die... You sure to u ain't from the serpentine kingdom?

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Nairaland / General / Re: Huge Python Killed In Ikorodu Area Of Peace Estate, AGURA Today by seXytOhbAd(m): 3:05pm On Jun 30, 2017
Lala, soup oh I mean snake Is here.

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Crime / Re: US Based Nigerian Doctor Cries Out To Government Over Murder Of His Mom. Photos by seXytOhbAd(m): 2:46pm On Jun 30, 2017
oweman:



Who and arrest the suspect's ? The Doctor or his father or the relations people just make wild allegations meanwhile did anyone try to find out this Dr.hasnt done rituals with his mother ?

You lack any iota of sense. Why would a US based Doctor Who earns a lot want to use his mother for rituals? It is your backwards mentality that is drawing Nigeria back

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Crime / Re: US Based Nigerian Doctor Cries Out To Government Over Murder Of His Mom. Photos by seXytOhbAd(m): 2:17pm On Jun 30, 2017
Sigh. My brother, sorry for your loss. May your mom's soul rest in peace. The truth is that the Nigerian police is the most shameless, ineffective institution in Nigeria. For someone who has been out of touch with the country, kindly note that the Nigerian police is number 1 in corruption, the judiciary is number 2,immigration is number 3, legislative is number 4.

Thank God the killers were caught. If a "big man" were involved, they'd have buried the case for real.

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Files Lawsuit To Compel Senate To Ascertain Buhari’s Health Status . by seXytOhbAd(m): 12:37pm On Jun 30, 2017
Lol ...

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Business / Re: GTBank Made N165bn Profit In 2016 – Agbaje by seXytOhbAd(m): 7:36am On Jun 30, 2017
Banks don't give a crap about the source of your proceeds. That's the police job you dimwits

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Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S9: Top 4 Future Expectations by seXytOhbAd(m): 7:32am On Jun 30, 2017
So, to summarize, nothing new.

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Phones / Re: Facebook Now Has Over 2 Billion Active Users by seXytOhbAd(m): 7:32am On Jun 30, 2017
Yes, but at least 1% scammers too

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Family / Re: Housewife Offers N120,000 To Quit Marriage, Court Grants 50,000 by seXytOhbAd(m): 9:05pm On Jun 29, 2017
Actually makes a lot of sense... If say she was cooking his meals, washing clothes and servicing his balls. The minimum wage is 18500/month means that even if she was collecting a wage of 10k, the woman worked 60 months. 50k is fair.

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Politics / Re: Beneficiary Of Presidential Amnesty Programme Becomes Air Peace Flight Officer by seXytOhbAd(m): 4:27pm On Jun 29, 2017
Doesn't look like an exmilitant to me though

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Celebrities / Re: Hushpuppi To Phyno: "You Begged Me To Buy You Gucci When You Visited Malaysia” by seXytOhbAd(m): 4:15pm On Jun 29, 2017
Phyno should not take replied at all. Silence is the best answer for a fool...

Hush Is following the script of his life.
Pride comes before a fall.

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Phones / Re: 5 Ways To Deal With Social Media Backlash by seXytOhbAd(m): 3:53pm On Jun 29, 2017
Block all rude followers. Simple.
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Having Sex With Goat In Katsina by seXytOhbAd(m): 9:19pm On Jun 22, 2017
Sigh..... Normal occurrence up north.
Politics / Re: SA To A Politician Refused To Be Search By Police In Delta (Video) by seXytOhbAd(m): 6:53pm On Jun 21, 2017
Honestly I used to think the police were wrong for all those stop and search antics. But going by the rate of ritual killings in the south, and body parts being used for whatever reasons, you better stop and open your modafu¢king boot you scumbag.

And yes, politicians are regular customers to ritualistic so they too should open their boots too

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Family / Re: 5 Survival Tips For Raising A Large Family by seXytOhbAd(m): 2:39pm On Jun 21, 2017
Very vague article.

1.What is the definition of large? In today's economy, large = man+wife+more than 6 kids

So what is the solution to taking care of a large family?
Have more than one source of income.
Note : Any man that has more than 3 children and only one source of income is a curse unto himself.
Politics / Re: Many Buharists Aren’t Progressives But Opportunists – Shehu Sani by seXytOhbAd(m): 1:41pm On Jun 21, 2017
Shehu Sani has forgotten the first law of politics; There are no enemies in politics.

Also, if he thinks he is better, let him decamp to pdp and run against elrufai

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Politics / Re: Atiku Abubakar Pictured In His Farm by seXytOhbAd(m): 1:29pm On Jun 21, 2017
Hahaha what a joke.

There is one big fool who is always shouting Atiku for president 2019. Here is the sad news,
Atiku does not care about anyone except his pocket and his own children.

He doesn't need a farm, but will own one for show. Funny how Fulani herdsmen never attack these people's farms, yet they claim to be feeding Nigeria, as if we don't know that the herdsmen are patrolling bandits out to ensure that the South cannot sustain its food economy independently...

One day, a president with zero fu¢ks to give will come, open a panel to investigate Atiku, the Babangida family, the danjumas, the Haliburton scandal, the Nitel sale, Elrufai and treat their fu¢k up Rawlings style.

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Business / Re: Etisalat Reacts To Take Over By Banks In Nigeria by seXytOhbAd(m): 1:04pm On Jun 21, 2017
I will be kind to give those who did not read the epistle a summary.

Summary: The takeover by the group of banks in Nigeria is almost completed. The future remains uncertain especially as the brand name Etisalat is not owned by the company in Nigeria. ( Think Econet, Celtel, Zain). The CEO knows that his tenure is at its endpoint and thanks the staff for helping out.


May the Almighty provide jobs for those about to be affected.

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Celebrities / Re: Runtown Shopping For His New Born Baby (photo) by seXytOhbAd(m): 12:02pm On Jun 21, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

This baby is so ugly...


Runtown should have hidden the baby's face na...

Gosh..if I was close to this baby...I'd hide him in a basket and abandon him by the river just like they did to Moses in the Bible.

That's what your own parents should have done with you

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Crime / Re: Man Strips 13-year-old Son, Chains Hands, Feet Over N2, 000 Theft (photo) by seXytOhbAd(m): 7:22pm On Jun 20, 2017
Yet we wonder why despite the size of our economy, South Africa is regarded as developing while we are third world right?

This is the reason... We treat our own children as slaves.

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Business / Re: The 10 Banks That Took Over Etisalat by seXytOhbAd(m): 7:04pm On Jun 20, 2017
This should not be an issue. Businesses fail all the time, and deals are made towards either restructuring the business or taking it over
I don't feel bad for any of the directors as they are already quite wealthy.

My prayers and thoughts goes out to the poor staff of the company, especially the contract staff who usually end up getting laid off. I pray the Almighty sees you through this uncertain period.

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Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Has Been Released By The DSS by seXytOhbAd(m): 3:52pm On Jun 20, 2017
The wealthy are immune from the law but the rich are only as immune as they think they are. Once you fall into the hands of the law, you will know where you stand based on your treatment
Crime / Re: How We Became Members Of Evans Notorious Kidnap Gang” – Gang Members Confess by seXytOhbAd(m): 3:36pm On Jun 20, 2017
ezeagu:


You're right, most businessmen in the east are kidnappers kidnapping other businessmen who are also kidnappers.

Now look in your bank account right now, 5 million just appeared now because of the hard brainwork behind this your comment.

Wow... Miracle money has indeed appeared. Thank you for the money sir. As I stated earlier, it was an observation made BASED On the post above. So therefore, RECEIVE SENSE YOU Arrow
Crime / Re: How We Became Members Of Evans Notorious Kidnap Gang” – Gang Members Confess by seXytOhbAd(m): 1:09pm On Jun 20, 2017
Hmm... this is just an observation. A lot of stories these ibo niggaz are peddling paints them as exbusinessmen that life dealt a hard blow. I am not judging them (that is what the courts are for), but now most people will wonder if most celebrated southeastern traders and businessmen are exkidnappers, drug barons or internet fraudsters.

Shout out to the real, honest, hustling, hardworking ibo businessmen who despite the harsh realities of life refuse to be knocked down into the dark side. God bless Nigeria.

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Politics / Re: Photos Of Saraki Performing Umrah At The Holy Kaaba In Makkah With Security. by seXytOhbAd(m): 12:25pm On Jun 20, 2017
Bet he's going to pray that Allah will make him president come 2019...hate to disappoint you bruh!!

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Crime / Re: Evans' Wife's Brother Speaks: "She Hasn't Visited Home Since She Got Married" by seXytOhbAd(m): 9:15am On Jun 20, 2017
Kuku release the man who we can have rest of mind.
Romance / Re: Promiscuity Of Some Single Moms by seXytOhbAd(m): 8:53am On Jun 20, 2017
bionixs:
shatap!

Thunder fire your left yansh!!! You're a suspect baby daddy
Romance / Re: Promiscuity Of Some Single Moms by seXytOhbAd(m): 8:41am On Jun 20, 2017
What rubbish article is this please.
1. Once bitten, twice shy!!!
2. Single mums are very hardworking, especially as they have to play both the roles of dad and mum to their kids.
3. So you don't want them to find love and happiness or perhaps get their Congo shined too? Your choir leader sister who is not a single mum may most likely be a serial aborted. The blame goes to the reckless Charlatan of a man who owns the kid but refuses to be a father to his child.

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