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Ay04z:
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GREATNESS007:
I need an app for a Cakery business,I want to Integrate payment solution like paystack into the app and my clients is going to use it to make orders online. Kindly get across ASAP. thanks bro

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Freiden:
I have websites with Payment gate way issues

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dunpredictable:
so, I just got off a long term relationship and kinda heart broken. but before d break, there's dis guy coming around, it's been about 7 months now since he started asking me out. He's apparently not bad but there are somethings dat are just off about him.

1. Although he talks well in English he claims he's not well educated, he stopped at primary school. (can u believe dat). while I on d other hand am a graduate.

2. He's into Agriculture (farming to put it simple). I asked him if it's d only thing he does , initially he said he'll tell me later den leta he said it's d only thing he does (smell lies).

3. He's from a polygamous home (3 wives to d father)

4. He's urhobo. He always tries to be cool but sometimes dat warri style comes in.

5.I've tried searching for him on Facebook but nothing comes up plus I've not seen him with any smart phone. how is dat possible?

pls help me with good suggestions.

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He is testing. I am 100% sure about this.

horlahsunbo225:
Am sorry sis all you advices are biased, if it was a man case you won't talk like this

Let me ask u this
Can u allow ur brother to marry that kind of girl?

You are right my brother. Most of the ladies advising him are biased. They can see the obvious truth that this lady in question is not but Olosho. For the Op, you better run as fast as your leg can carry u because the lady is not but club girl and I know you don't want to have that as a wife.

Lalas247:
No o
I have a bearded ninja ... so no problem

But
Beauty is like wine it matures to the young we think they are washed out ... but just look at your parents (if still together ...your father will still see her beauty and loves her even more ) you can’t expect 20-30’s guys to understand it ...
We all grow all our looks will fade .. it’s basic Biology .

Just because the state of Nigeria is so grave, society is blurred ! I repeat no one gives a sh!t how old he or she is as long as it’s legal and happy.
Nigerian guys marry over 30’s everyday
When Kendrick was rapping y’all will join in and shout lyrics awon hypocrites buruku ... most of y’all be living fantasy life ...
Na so I see one fuvkboy marry the other day ....see his wife smy ,.. yet he’ll be here oppressing females.

How old are you pls

donstan18:
What a bitter truth that will leave ladies in their 30s angry and upset.100% of Nigerian unmarried ladies in their 30s are guilty of this and can relate to it.

It's a mistake they can never correct.


It's a pity we still have most ladies in their 20s following the footsteps of these bitter unmarried ladies in their 30s, what they fail to to understand is that no married lady in her 30s will come to social media to frustrate and sound bitter like these unmarried aged ladies.

Any reasonable lady should question herself, read meaning into what the lady said, she made a lot of sense, desist from these unmarried ladies in their 30s, they are not happy, no matter how they pretend to be happy on social media, they are not.


If you are in your 20s, be careful and beware of these ladies in their 30s, else REALITY will hit you like it did to them.


Nice thread OP

Exactly what's on my mind

Lalas247:
she must be talking about herself ....
nonsense ...

It's like you are having problem with her write up.

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
olorun toda awon oke igbani...

and

Ekwueme

Same with me

JumokePrints:
A new hi- here and one who seek just one thing from this Nigerian social platform.

Myself

My name is Jumoke, i am a Nigerian, a Yoruba lady from Osun state. I am 27 years of age, of moderate height and of moderate complexion. I am a graduate of Business Administration from an esteemed University in Lagos State some few years back.
I reside in the Ajao Estate part of Lagos and work currently as a flight attendant and i am very multi talented in some number of skills which includes Fashion designs, Manicure and Pedicure, human resources management and helping people revive a dying or already dead business, etc

Profession

Despite the fact that i really love learning, adding new skills and improving my natural talents as a lady, i currently earn a living from being a professional Flight attendant. My other talents / skills have only being utilized by friends and families.

Personality

I am a lovely lady, i am pretty, i am modest, i am one with a consistently caring heart and i still have not lost any faith and hopes in true love despite the challenges true love currently face in our generation.

I am the 3rd child of 4 wonderful children, raised by wonderful parents of a home immersed in untainted morals and values. I was bought, bred and brought up in Lagos, though i do travel frequently due to my job requirements, there is still no where as great for me as being at home with my loved ones, friends, pals and having to enjoy our every moments as if we are rooting for a reality TV ! lol

I love cooking a whole lot, I don't drink, i don't smoke and have never been to a club, not a party person either, i do of course attend a few parties of very close friends and colleagues, but i am naturally a moderately reserved lady hence if its possible, i love staying indoors watching movies than being stuck in the world renowned Lagos Traffic. I am not a shy lady, but a jovial, playful and funny one.

The Man i want

I have had 3 boyfriends till date and since i broke up with my last some 8 months ago, i have not been in any relationship (serious or unserious) and its starting to be too boring for me at this stage.

My work hasn't made me feel it that much either but it seems nature at this time desires me to get a deserving man again.

It hasn't been easy meeting a good guy these days, its been so tough and i just have this faith i would find exactly what i want here on Nairaland. If some people had, then i would also.

I need a handsome, gentle, God fearing and respectful man, i want a man who believes totally in love, faithfulness and utmost commitments, a man who loves with all his heart, not a doubting man and definitely not a man who believes all ladies are cheats but rather a man who has the most wonderful heart, a thrilling spirit and one who has a good character.

I prefer a man between the ages of 28 and 35.

I hope for a man who is always happy, a man who has the brightest countenance and dreams, one who i would always want to be with cos he is just the definition of fun and a helper.

I hope I'm not sounding too wanting, i just want to express my desire in a simple way enough.

I am not asking for a perfect Man, not the most handsome one but a man who would mean the whole world to me, who would put a smile on my face every morning and i promise to give him all the attention, affection and love ever possible cos I'm a really good lady too.

I would be the happiest lady if i find that man after my heart via Nairaland and i promise to indicate it here on this thread, when i have found that special one........

Please send me an email at jumokeprints@gmail.com

Thanks Nairaland

Are those things you put up about yourself real?

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One person has shown interest.

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Pls note that I am happy today and inline with my happiness, I am doing this. You just need to tell me how much you can afford. This offer is only available to 5 serious minded people today.

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It's per year

Rexsul:
is it per month? Sorry I don't have any idea about stuff like this.

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I see England in the final, but they lost it to France.

Points taken. If I may ask, which tribe are you from?

XhosaNostra:
"Humbling yourself" is not demonstrated only through kneeling. Words can also be used to convey the same message. Ever heard the saying, appearances can be deceiving?

If he can't sense the sincerity in my words, then we're probably not a good match, because I will not get all theatrical to express myself. To apologize on its own IS humbling. Groveling is unnecessary. I'll leave that to the toady person that'll end up marrying you

I see pride: what is there in humbling yourself by demonstrating your sincere apology through kneeling. Am sorry for the guy who ended up marrying u.

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I don't need to go down on one knee to show my sincerity.
As a rule of thumb, I'm very suspicious of people who do the obvious, because it's usually fake.
So no, if my apology is from the heart I won't be melodramatic & predictable.

Am just seeing this. Can I still apply?

Send me email: seyezy@gmail.com let discuss
[quoted author=SyberKate post=68191086]Please someone should help out

Who can create a site like nairaland for me, and how much will it cost?[/quote]

Please study your bible and ask the holy spirit to direct your path to through gospel of our Lord Jesus christ.

EmpresFIDEL:
they always criticize catholic yet they want to copy everything about us.. it is well

Can't you start a business of your own? must you wait for a company to give you employment before you can get your life together? There are so many entrepreneurship program, some free and some you have to pay. Get skilled and look for an office space were you can practice and stop give this excuses of Finding a well paying job. Or was your first class meant for working for someone else?

[quote authnningwinner post=67827049]Hmmmm! Most of the replies I get for expressing myself on this platform have left me confused. Thanks to the few people that truly understand my plight to offer advice. The mistake has been made and no one is above mistake. I take all the blame, but I'm sincerely tired of the whole thing. I want to quit. Finding a well paying job now is not very easy. I need divine intervention.[/quote]

femi4:
Everything is wrong with her, she wasn't born that way. What she exposed herself to turned her into a less human.

If you ve been living in the forest all your lives, living like human being will be impossible for you

I concur

I can be a perfect gentle man for the first slap, not the second slap.
Habaa!

I am sure this guy must have discussed with the lady in questions. You ladies have funny way of behaving. It is only when the guy call it quit that you people get to realize that a bird is better than thousand in the bush. 3 years relationship and the lady has never bought anything to show that she love the guy in return, not even a singlet. My brother, 100% support you quit that toxic relationship.

biacan:
Instead of you to advise him on how to fix his relationship you want to ruin what he has worked hard to keep Listen well and listen carefully there is no relationship without challenges and if run away from your fears now you'll surely meet them in the future

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