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Politics / Re: Nothing To Fear - Read What Buhari Said On Sharia In The Year 2001 by Shadbay(m): 12:24pm On Oct 30, 2014
There it is.. Do we need another proof before we can fully realise dis man's plans and motive? Let us do with is best for Nigeria as a nation and kick this man and his allies to the curb

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua Gets Arrest Warning Over Lagos Church Building Collapse Evidence by Shadbay(m): 12:20pm On Oct 30, 2014
I no understand this case again oo. What's he threating TB Joshua for? Wetin concern ordinary coroner for dis matter?
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Vs Sarz Again!! by Shadbay(m): 12:15pm On Oct 30, 2014
For real?
Politics / Re: Breaking News!!why Okorocha Chickened Out Of APC Presidential Candidate Race. by Shadbay(m): 12:13pm On Oct 30, 2014
I thought Rochas is a smart man.. How can he possibly think of a presidential ticket from Apc. Even if en chop winch,it aint happenin.. He should just focus on his chances at imo gubernatoral elections next year..

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Science/Technology / Re: Amazing: Unizik Students Produce Race Car by Shadbay(m): 12:07pm On Oct 30, 2014
Kudos to dem.. Dats their project work nd na full mark be dat.
Fashion / Re: I Have Noticed Nigerians Abroad Look Fresher Than Nigerians In Naija by Shadbay(m): 6:01pm On Oct 28, 2014
onila:


i dont know what you are saying

but this thread is a good one

the chinese are making weaves so our women will be more goodlooking
oyibo makes creams to also improve our looks
Nigerians just wanna be shining like the pple in America or celebrities

I am giving them more solutions, nothing wrong
I guess bcus am a Nigerian giving beauty tips, its a problem

So this is the one and only possible way to lend health nd beauty tips? By opening this useless thread? Just look for another reason, the one u gave makes me wonder if you are retar ded!
Celebrities / Re: 50cent Termed "King Of Beef" by Shadbay(m): 9:00pm On Oct 27, 2014
Fiddy has never beefed Em... Infact,in the contrary he upholds em with so much respect cos Em put him on. Eminem introduced fiddy to aftermath records... And he has never beefed beyonce nor mariah.. Get your facts ryt.. Big pun beefed 50 not the other way round. Many artistes came at 50 wen he dropped his controversial track "how to rob" where he spoofed a robbery at various artistes
. They all took it serious nd it ignited a full scale lyrical war

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Celebrities / Re: Is Kevin Hart That Funny Or Is He Just Being Over Hyped? by Shadbay(m): 11:11am On Oct 23, 2014
I concur with the op.. Kevin Hart really isnt good at all in stand ups.. He's too concious nd tries so damn hard to sound funny or look funny.. He's typically overrated. And dont tell me anything about not understanding American comedy due to their regular pop culture references,i digg every piece of their humor. Starting from Richard pryor to Eddie nd charlie murphy,Dave Chappelle, Robin williams,Chris rock, Bernie Mac, Chris Tucker, Katt Williams, Jamie foxx, Cedric the entertainer ,Martin lawrence,just a few to mention.. Now those artistes are what I call funny.. They get you cackling easily and without breakkin a sweat... Mr. Hart is so so overrated. My conclusion is solely based on stand-ups. #nohating

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Celebrities / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Oscar Pistorius Sentenced To 5 Years In Prison. by Shadbay(m): 10:08am On Oct 21, 2014
Even with his appeal.. I guess they've made their decision.. He pleaded for house arrest nd community service
Celebrities / Re: Ibinabo Fiberisima Wins 2nd Term Election As AGN President by Shadbay(m): 9:03pm On Oct 16, 2014
Good for her
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Impregnates Christina Milian..shocking Picture And News!! by Shadbay(m): 10:56pm On Sep 27, 2014
Damn.. This nicca must have a phobia for condoms cause he keeps having children after children illegitimately
This must be his what, sixth abi seventh child..
Events / Re: 12 Most Expensive Weddings In History by Shadbay(m): 9:31pm On Sep 27, 2014
YorubaJesus: Money well spent. What's the point hoarding the money if you have it. Life is too short and if you are rich and can't spend millions on the woman you love, then you are either stingy or cursed and its either one of ur wayward son steals it and spends it on drugs or the tax boys will tax the living daylight out of u.

When I'm getting married, all this weddings featured are small, the cake must tall be taller Eiffel tower, guests will be every homeless person in the country, let them at least taste some expensive food too, they deserve some love too and the food will be imported from tiffanys so expect the very best. Usher, boyz to men, john legend, beyonce, Mariah Carey, Ed sherran.... Etc will be on stage giving live music, no cheap-ass deejay and finally my beautiful wifes dress will be made from the very best edible fabric. Na to devour her dress first before I enter main course.

Nice dream.. You need more valium to keep dreaming like that
Celebrities / Re: Tyler Perry Is Gay!!! Shocking News! by Shadbay(m): 8:00pm On Sep 25, 2014
Damn! This is very hilarious.. I always knew that dis man was gay. It was just a matter of time.. He was even parodied as a closeted gay movie producer in one episode of The Boondocks.
Education / Re: Nigerian Professor, Ilesanmi Becomes First Black VC Of University Of Illinois by Shadbay(m): 7:41pm On Sep 25, 2014
Thats right prof.. Make ur ppl proud.. U did the right by going to where ur talent nd prowess is much appreciated.. I believe we have more smart ppl,even smarter in Nigeria. The problem is,"where are they?" Naija,i salute thee
Celebrities / Re: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by Shadbay(m): 3:57pm On Sep 20, 2014
Ooh! I get it.. This clown is tryna pull a joke.. Okay oo,we dn notice you. Mission accomplished.
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Scariest Movie You Have Ever Watched? by Shadbay(m): 12:28pm On Dec 21, 2013
Hell Raiser,from the first one to the last part. Now that some scary shii. lipsrsealed pinhead gave me the chills and ceaseless nightmares. I no dey dare comot from my bed say i wan go piss late at night. My parents thought i had a loose bladder smh! If only they understood
Religion / Re: Conspiracy : Satan Signature On The Four Gospels In The Bible by Shadbay(m): 9:13am On Dec 17, 2013
OP, sorry!
Crime / Re: Pictures Of Demolished Baby Factory Building In Aba by Shadbay(m): 12:39pm On Dec 08, 2013
eagle,eye:

Am interested at the bolded cos I heard some stories about his wife....... Actually what was the gist behind their seperation.
his wife knows all about his factory nd what goes on behind dat hospital doors. she equally knws hw he covers his tracks. he seperated with his wife some years back for reasons best known to him but according to close associates of his barrister wife,he divorced her without any genuine reason(maybe she found out the truth and opposed him). she gave the specific info of where,when nd how dat led to the man's arrest nd detention.
Crime / Re: Pictures Of Demolished Baby Factory Building In Aba by Shadbay(m): 10:34am On Dec 08, 2013
i live in aba.. I was there yesterday when the structure was demolished! That man has been known to be operating a baby factory. Back then it was more or less a rumour but God eventually used his ex-wifeto exposed him. he was caught in owerri redhanded with babies.. when his hospital(de demolished one) was raided,sixteen pregnant teenage girls were found.. he admits pregnant teenagers and delivers their babies then gives them a hundred and fifty thousand naira(male), hundred thousand female(female). All his business counterparts,customers nd clients are all in custody... capturing him was possible thanks to his ex-wife who is a lawyer(hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.)
Celebrities / Re: Nelson Mandela Or Justin Beiber- Who Is More Famous? by Shadbay(m): 11:04pm On Dec 07, 2013
OP, u r a shameless Dikkrider!!! u never have sensible topics!! its either Usher is dis,Justin Bieber is dat! Get a life. look for a cause, fight for wats right or better fetetetrrtstill shut ur bleeping trap.. fvckin dumb c**t!
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Names You Called Your Teacher(s) In Secondary School by Shadbay(m): 8:50am On Dec 03, 2013
Okopy aka Fineboy - This man is very wicked nd ugly with a stony face nd his real name is Fineboy.
Over Serious - Our Maths teacher. He doesnt have time for jokes. He walks as if he is marching
Room and Parlour - Our Commerce teacher. we call him that because of the size of his nose. Mehn,dat nose is humongous!
Cat man - Our vp academics..he lyks talking about soups nd catfish even when he's addressin an important issue in the assembly.
Ola Bingo - Vp administration. wicked man with a stern looking face. he talks lyk he's barking.
Front sagger - LoL! dis one is our dining hall master.. his belly is so big dat he sags. his belt line is way below his tummy.
Fvck You! - This is de most crazy nd eccentric person I hav ever seen. he yells "fvck you" to anybody at de slightest instance.. you dnt even need to provoke him before he tells u to go fvck yourself.. he doesnt give a damn! he does his own will nd not evn de principal can put him to order.. accordin to him,he resided in the U.S for 10 years or so.. Sec school was fun!
Romance / Re: Funny Reasons Why Girls Fall For Guys. by Shadbay(m): 3:46pm On Dec 01, 2013
aaronson: Can't really say for the rest but No 1 is absolutely true..It happened to me back in school before the strike,a girl came to see her friend who also cop in my hostel lodge after she left I notice some strange feelings and dealings from the lady who stays in my hostel,only for her to come to my room and told me her friend thinks am hot and cute and she's liking me...see Gobe....I'm planing to even relocate after ASUU asuulization gets over.
are you for real or u r doin ds on purpose? undecided
Celebrities / Re: Who Is The Worst Cry-baby In Nollywood?[video] by Shadbay(m): 10:08am On Nov 29, 2013
All of dem na pure learner where Chinwe Owoh dey! dat woman can cry!! Each nd every movie she has starred in she weeps nd wails.. Government suppose appoint her mk she cry to heaven on behalf of all of us mk we see weda God go look into our matter grin
Celebrities / Re: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by Shadbay(m): 1:22pm On Nov 26, 2013
Yes Yes Yes!
Politics / Re: Doubts Surround Alleged Attack On Oduah’s Car by Shadbay(m): 10:57am On Nov 26, 2013
Adindu peter: Relax buddy.. This is just punch newspaper side of the story.. Wasn't the same punch that reported that the committee setup for enquiry on Oduah's bullet proof car recommends the sack of the minister weeks before they were through?
Bia mugu! if u dont have anything better to say,get off this thread. Anu Mpama!!
Politics / Re: Doubts Surround Alleged Attack On Oduah’s Car by Shadbay(m): 10:37am On Nov 26, 2013
Staging an assassination attempt to justify the acquisition of doz cars... Madam,we no be mumu.. u tink all nigerians will buy it... if na real hitmen u tink say u go dey alive buy now? shootin at the car wen u no even dey inside.. if to say u dey inside de car durin de attempt it would hv been a different story.
Music/Radio / Re: Do Me Vs Kukere - Which Was The Bigger HIT In Nigeria & Across Africa? by Shadbay(m): 9:15pm On Nov 23, 2013
what?!! 'Do me' was da bomb... even Rick Ross testifies.. he was excited workin wit the Duo he always heard their track(do me) in clubs
Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Declared Missing by Shadbay(m): 11:33am On Nov 23, 2013
the boy is not missing lyk really missing..he`ll show up. Lets pray he does dat alive nd unharmed
Science/Technology / Re: Live Updates On Today's Solar Eclipse by Shadbay(m): 1:35pm On Nov 03, 2013
its happening in Aba right now... de moon is gradually coverin up de sun! tho ds mumu clouds no go gree me enjoy am fully!

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Education / Re: Nairaland Undergraduates Central Chatroom by Shadbay(m): 7:26pm On Oct 30, 2013
Shadbay.. live from unizik.

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Celebrities / Re: Kanye West Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction After Mocking Jesus Christ by Shadbay(m): 1:02pm On Oct 22, 2013
isnt this the same guy dat sang 'Jesus walks?' undecided
Celebrities / Re: Another Made Man? Tekno Signs With Iyanya’s Made Men Music Group by Shadbay(m): 10:32am On Oct 17, 2013
so of all names na im ds guy choose tekno? chineke nna mekwara ya ebere

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