I cry A lot at every little thing I love too much even when I say it's 50/50 I hate BBM, chat and Twitter don't know how they works Am obsessed with fine girls and fine boys I can't go a day with out taking one bottle of coke and me myself is weird to my own self

mamagee3:

Nightmare?

You must be joking!

..so u are dis matured and u av bin acting childishly since ages..ur face is too matured for all d rubbish u av bin posting since # plz try and grow ur brain, coz it will help u alot#

hilaomo:
I don't doh out cash to some1 who might jilt me for flimsy reasons,I'd rather save up my cash for the future if things work out fine.

its simple..u are stingy.Den don't date continue saving ur cash and.let d gal b.

mamagee3:
Hi all, why is it that my mother doesn't like to talk to me?

I could walk past her over six times and she'll just ignore my presence like I don't exist.

But she's always eager to speak to my younger brother.

What could be the reason?

You know why?because u are ugly, shapeless amoeba, and deserve whateva u say ur mum does. #lier#

Atmmachine:
You're rejoicing, thinking you knocked the guy out to get the job.
This maybe how God made him lose the job so he can get the oil company job that pays him 900k per month.
The guy will be sitting in his office laughing at you while you're here displaying your foolishness.

..Am sorry to say u are d one who is foolish here..cant u read and understand? The guy is simply greatful to God, bcoz it is very rare for a 2.2 to get a Job not to talk of 3rdclass..He his not laughing at those guys he is only sharing his testimony.* when grace is @ work natural laws are suspended.

ehinmowo:
it is wise for anyone that wants to go far in life not to collide with anybody called a pastor (either u perceive his fake or not).

these accusations are careful device of d devil to lure ignorant pple into peril. besides, pple dt are going there did not complain.

in addition, I will not be looking while some bastards are reigning insult on my father.

..SMH for u..I can see that u are so senseless, am ashamed of you bcoz u can't even see d truth and say it, u are scared of the truth.Why will anyone in his right senses collect money just to hear d word of God#tufiakwa#
D devil has already lured u into peril that is why you see black and call it red..U don't need to complain because u are blindfolded in seeing and speaking d truth.And in case u have forgetting u are d bastard here.

jared007:
see the way u are complaining more than the members. The 1000 naira is to restrict invitation of people to the auditorium becos of limited space. If u can't pay the token, why not appreoach the other viewing centers? By the way no one is gonna eat their 1000 naira fee. The money realized will be used for the sponsor and support of the ministry.

U are saying rubbish..Where in d bible did Jesus collect money to preach?Even when he fed d five thousand people.Tell me are people suppose to pay for hearing d word of God Or participating in church services? This is wrong, d members may b complaining but Will never complain to ur face...that doesn't mean der are happy with it.Its new year eve, everybody wanna b in church to thank God for d previous year,Do u think is every one that has d money to pay? What about those that ain't a member but just want to attend any Church close to them and will b restricted because they may not have d money to pay.If u talk about d crowd, there can still b a way to control it...Stop defending ur church and call a spade a spade. Speak d truth and shame d devil.Biko

jared007:
see the way u are complaining more than the members. The 1000 naira is to restrict invitation of people to the auditorium becos of limited space. If u can't pay the token, why not appreoach the other viewing centers? By the way no one is gonna eat their 1000 naira fee. The money realized will be used for the sponsor and support of the ministry.

U are saying rubbish..Where in d bible did Jesus collect money to preach?Even when he fed d five thousand people.Tell me are people suppose to pay for hearing d word of God Or participating in church services? This is wrong, d members may b complaining but Will never complain to ur face...that doesn't mean der are happy with it.Its new year eve, everybody wanna b in church to thank God for d previous year,Do u think is every one that has d money to pay? What about those that ain't a member but just want to attend any Church close to them and will b restricted because they may not have d money to pay.If u talk about d crowd, there can still b a way to control it.

mulattoclaro:
Countless times I've been banned by the mods on nairaland for speaking my mind. As we speak I'm currently banned in the politics section. I've come across people who have at some point called me a racist and a tribalist. When did promoting one's multicultural or biracial heritage. I'm mixed race (Nigerian and German descent) and I'm very proud of the fact that I'm not Black and will never be black.

I've been opportune to meet wonderful nairalanders like martineverest, edcure, Goodboiyy, fineguy11, sandraokosun, tonyebarcanista, spanishkid, Truckpusher, and if I was a racist or a tribalist will I even have them as followers or follow them on nairaland. On the issues of Nigerian girls, well what can I say. I don't really hate them though but don't find them mutually compatible to have anything intimate with. Girls in my area don't like me at all cos according to them, I married a Brazilian and not one of them. Who would want to marry nigerian girls that 98% of them are harlots and hungry people?

As for those who call me a racist, tribalist or hater of nigerian girls I quite get it. I understand the hate cos I'm young, I'm handsome, I'm rich and I'm of mixed origin.

congratulation! u have won the biggest fool of the year..I won't b surprise if A Nigeria Girl is Fuckinh u..lie*u are jus indirectly telling us u love Nigerian gals#_Ode#

Holar21:
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naughtynaughty:
I mean u meet a guy newly, maybe xchange numbers cos u think he is smart, he calls nd d next thing is 'can you come to my house'?? Lyk criosly? Honestly its bcumin so boring nd annoying nowadays.

What's it with guys nah? Cnt u guys patiently woo a lady without adding the 'come to my house' talk? Its a big turn off for me, wats there to b done in ur house dt we cnt do elsewhr?

Is there some solution to global hunger in ur house? Orishirishi. Its so common nauadays dt u wonder if guys hav lost their minds on dating etiquettes. My new frnd yaf turn dis come to my house talk into a daily anthem ooo..no b small thing.

The thing is..80prcnt of the men who invite
ladies to come to their house at
first meeting have no good
intentions at heart..nd y'all need a slap to reset ur brain on how to properly woo a lady. Lord save guys of dis generation

Am I d only one in dis?

..No b small thing ooo,u ain't d only one in dis,I once met this guy who gave me a lift to my destination infact that day I was so happy after standing under the sun for Hours waiting for bus or taxi,..I thanked him very much after he dropped me off,He asked for my number which I gave him..My sister d next day d dude called me and ask me to come to his house, I was so pissed and I asked him what is happening in his house and told him we can chil anywhere else. He said ok but that will b tomorrow, d next day he din't call, the following day he said dsame thing that I should come and spend the night in his house, I should come and cook for him.Which I refused, till date we have never gone to anywhere to chill, if he calls me today, the next thing is I should come and spend the weekend with him.He stopped calling me for sometime

Turn on's..MONEY,Tallness,Intelligent,Good cooking skills,romantic, Hanging out..
Turn off's: Stingyness AKA Akagum,Sex freak,Fish Brain ,talking too much and Eating too much.

MrCork:


...u come for help & when we try to help u be come agresive towards us.. did anybory ask u to go & cheat wit yor sister boy friend? ...sweery r u dakskin? (no ofeinse)

Gush!why are you so dumbed..it seems u lack understanding coz vertually all ur posts says it all..

MrCork:



...sweeery u the one who sleeep wit yor Boy friends sister...not me...so Plis Quit having attitute coz u feel guilty.. Read yor thread agaiin...you said it..YOU CHEATED!!

...seriously Do u understand English at all?coz vertually all ur posts seems like u lack understanding

mamagee3:
I am the most beautiful lady on Nairaland!

Bleep yourself if you disagree!

congratulation! u have won the biggest fool of the year..#ODE#

weee

Damilare5882:
Oh ! How I wish I had someone to share a pic with .. But here I am all alone

no vex u d find someone

MrCork:
...Ladies be honesst. .who would u choissse on a good say:

A. A rich homebase rich guy wit tribal mark as usuaal


B. A rich homebase guy wit ther usual pot belly


C. Educated homebase guy wit 10 degree & 4 PHQ (or woteever)

C. Or jusss the Orddnary london cute hand some fine cute romatic claasy sweet good gentle lovable guy like me who drives ordnary £28,000 (cash) Range Rover spot!


..mature contriebutions pls!!

Rubbish with your range over spot if at all you have one

MrsChima:


Although she looks older than 22 years, she looks pregnant which why it explains the wedding.

Most 22 years old women are in school unless they are escaping poverty through marriage.

If I hear 22,how on heaven's name will u believe that lady is 22I check those pix over and over again,...well me no go talk,but she looks older than d man....No quote me ooooo, I just said my mind.

mamagee3:
Seriously, he amuses me. He has over 10,000 posts and yet none of his comments are serious minded.

Every single one of them is about him driving a range rover, being handsome, living in peckham and his love for light skin females.

How can someone be this funny? Is it even possible?

..Yours is d worth of it all,.pot calling pot black, there 's no difference BTW you both.Your own posts are either , someone said you look like India, you wia called ugly,your mummy's frd gave you money,.. you are so so insecure and low self esteem.

mamagee3:
Here it is

See all your stretchmarks...

lonelydora:
Is she married? If Yes, Congratulations. If No, please get yourself a hubby. At 35 my mum was already done having 6 children. 35 no bi beans.

She's married a long time ago with kids.

funshy87:
I know ur type Olosho type of geh and that is y u will remain single for life

You are a double fool,its you that will remain single for the rest of your life#idiot# dey dia make pant dey wear you,will send my weddings invitation bfor the month ends

PrimeMinisterr:
did you try to find out the reason why he dropped out of school ..

He said cult pipo b wan kill am and he bin d only son have to run

chocolateme:
Hmm..
1: it took you two years to find out the honest truth about his educational background.
2: you agreed to date and had been dating him since two years irrespective of the fact that his means of livelihood has nothing to do with his certificate (self employed).
3: having analyzed his being a school drop out and still makes you comfortable and not found wanting in any ramifications except that he LIED to you about his educational background.
4: your INSTICTS had been telling you that he has been hiding something from you for TWO YEARS
5: is it actually the LIE that is confusing you now?? (Be honest) since you stated that he is the perfect guy.
6: are you saying the TRUTH about him planning for marriage of 2017 now? Though it's a good thing because it shows that without certificate, he can keep his home.
7: have you not ever seem a comfortable guy without certificate being in a relationship? Not even referring to the world big shots without education.
8: how old are you? (Judging from your manner of speech) also to ascertain if time is not on your side for marriage because of the next two years of marriage plan.
9: are you tired of the relationship and looking for an excuse to call it off since he has been so good to you and there is no other reason for you quit?
10: my opinion and advice since you asked.. Please break that relationship ASAP and go your way into searching for guys with certificates and that are saint Michael so that the guy can be able to find a suitable person to enable him longer than his days on earth.
I don't support him for lying to you but lies can be forgiven since lies can be told. But it's obvious that his lies are not your problem but his educational status. Sorry for my sounding so stern but thats how I feel about your thread.

Am 22yrs..and in my final year,no one is perfect, our relationship is 1year and 7months,..the fact is that he has lied tome from the start and the only excuse he gave was because he never wanted to loose me

pls you guys should help.me, I need your comments on this

I have being dating this young guy for almost two years now,and seriously I will tell you that this young guy is good looking,tall, dark, and speaks well and runs his own graphic business. Jus now I just found out that he is a school drop out.
According to him, he said he graduated from AAU, and read civil engineering and every time I ask him wat did you graduate with he d say 2.1 but my instincts keep telling me that there's something his hidding from me, which I never gave up in finding out the truth.Right now we get talking and I forced him to tell me the truth which he d. Apart from all this he is a nice person and responsible.The issue here is that am seriously confuse whether to continue this relationship or not, cox he started it with lie and I don't think I can stay with a school drop out.His planning on marriage next two years, am in my final year,I don't know what to do.

love money!Love Money!! love Money.
Be Yourself original is worth more than a photocopy.
love everyone around you.
Get Different type of Human Hairs.
Be focus in life and know what you want .
Don't allow love to Blind fold those your eyes.
Don't take things too serious all the time.
Enjoy your life and remember notting is worth dying for.
Don't depend on any man to build your dreams.
Strive to be the best at all times.
Respect your parents and love them.
Travel when you feel like, Buy more shoes,more clothes.Always remain classic.
Make enough Money and always remember that "life is a B!tch"..
Make more friends and exchange contacts with the Big people who can be of help tomorrow
Don't listen to those who says you are getting fat because people will always talk.
Always listen before you talk
Wear good perf..smell nice you are a lady you need it.OK.
Learn hardworking it will help you a lot.
Always be greatful for little things.
And remember that the race of life is the race of Individuality" And Make sure you Put God first. ..Love yourself and be Happy.

Romeolowo:
are u stewpid? is not me, is someone else

..No she's not..Tell your friend he is a good guy,remember the bible says "Givers Never lack" your friend is a helper, tell him to Increase the airtime to 2000, and b depositing 200hundred k in her account every month, with this she will love him very very much, and will not reason anoda person, less I forget tell him to get her the iPhone 6 sharperly,.Don't thank me am also a helper I do this for my Boo...#what a cheerful giver# or jus box me your friends number so I can advice him myself.

OK lemme share mine.. Ignorance is a sin shaaaa....I started seeing my mestral flow at an early age, I never knew anything about it and my mum never told me anything about it,in fact I never heard it from anyone, OK I can remember I was still in primary school then,One faithful day I was at home with my siblings, my mum travelled with my Dad, all of a sudden I saw Blood oozing out,I screamed, I started crying, I called my younger ones and they started crying with me, I was confused,I cried my life out, the reason why I was crying was "I taught I was pregenant" Never knew how people get pregenant, taught i was pregenant like Mary the mother of Jesus through the Holyspirit.so my younger ones and I started looking for a solution, the most funniest thing was we were all crying,everybody was crying for me including my little cousin.So We decided to relax with tears still rolling down our chicks if the blood will stop but it never did.So my younger bro now a big boy brought out a solution that I should use powder, I yield to d advice I started using powder, I finished one big powder( don't know if anyone know that family powder used in Danamite video"Akpo ASA" we call it family powder, I finished the full powder the thing no still stop, The only thing in my mind was that I have dissapointed my parents.So we decided not to talk when der coms back.Fast forward to evening period I went to change my pant and threw away the previous one, I wore three pant at once so the blood won't drop, throughout the day everybody was kind of dull, I refuse to eat that night, I could not sleep at night I prayed for a miracle to happen I just wished for many things, I wished I could just wakeup in d morning without the blood, I tot of running away.The next day bin morning I woke up bfor everybody went to havr my bath, threw away two of the pants and kapt my favourite, I washed it and spread it inside the house I never knew I did not wash the so called thing well, I don't know how my mum saw it and started asking me questions upon questions, at this moment I felt like the ground should open so I could enter, I started begging like witch, my siblings joined in begging on my behalf, I told my mum that I injured my self while scratching, she jus dey laugh, and called me inside, and started saying all the mother advice things ..so sorry for the lengthy story.

delectablegyal:


U r beautiful.

Thanks