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Assuming your child insist on marrying your into your enemies camp, would you give your blessing to such union?

Are they Acting or something? Jennifer part 3?

please help me with a phone number or email with which i can reach P & G. A friend wants to deal on PAMPERS strictly in Port Harcourt. How do we go about the various requirements etc, only a valid phone/email can get us those answers.

Please oooooooooo

Comrades,

I need you to please help me with either a telephone number or email ID of a sales person i can reach regarding PAMPERS dealarship. A sister wants to deal strictly on PAMPERS in Rivers State, becoming a major distributor but wants to pick directly from P & G.

Kind regards.

Mark Shanu
markshanu@gmail.com

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her:

Woman: "Father, may I ask a favor?"

Priest: "Of course. What may I do for you?"

Woman: "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me, Under your robe perhaps?"

Priest: "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

Woman: "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

Custom Officer: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

Priest: "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer was strange, so asked,

Custom Officer: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

Priest: "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Custom Officer: (Roaring with laughter, said) "Go ahead, Father." Next!

Now, truly, did the priest lie?

sayso:
[color=#006600]@shanumark

My dish is on a hanging pool,about 8m above the ground.

Could you please assist me with the frequencies with which you're picking those stations.

Biko.

Is it possible to know the cost of installing C-Band (total)?

Sayso,

Since we're in the same state, is your dish on the ground or on a rooftop? you see to be enjoying more channels.

How strong are the controls?

Dear All,

My company is currently looking at the possibility of changing her accounting package (MfgPro) to something simpler, not Tally sha bu a package that can do the following:

Financials (AP, GL, AR etc)
Inventory
Purchasing
Sales
etc

Any idea would be very much welcomed.

Igwe Pitodenz,

I need clarification.

I am thinking of switching to C-Band from Ku-Band, what channels will be available to me (including premiership) here in Port Harcourt?

Thank you.

I'd made this request before, can some1 in the house please help us further with this information, frequencies for the following:

We are told that the following satellites are receiveable in Nigeria or West Africa as of today:

Eutelsat W3 on 7 degree east – KU Band
Pass 7/10 on 68.5 degree East – KU Band
Nilesat on 7 degree west – KU Band
NSS 7 on 22 degree west (KU Band)


And the following Channels are Receivable from above Satellites, namely:

NSS7***22 degree West
* France 24 News (francais)
* Direct 8
* TV 5 Monde Afrique
* LC2
* STV 1
* STV 2
* Canal International
* TV GAbon
* GTV (Ghana Television)
* RDV

W3A on 7 degree east
* MSNBC
* MTA International
* TV Minimah
* Direct 8
* RTS 1
* Go Africa
* TV Malagasy
* 2STV
* Ariane TV

Nilesate on 7 degree west
So many channels mostly Arabic speaking but English channels includes
MBC 2, MBC3, MBC4, MBC Action, BBC, Aljazeera Sport 1 and 2 etc

Can something similar be done for Frequencies please.

Kind regards.

Mark

is it possible to have all the various codes posted here, please please please.

Just my thinking. isint it time somebody puts all of this suggestions on FTA on say FAQ? It will save us all the stress of having to ask same questions over and over again. All the dish settings, codes, frequencies etc.

Help your Naija people, you sabi say we're very patient people

Where in Port Harcourt can one get the satellite finder?

Please help me with their website,

CAN ANYONE PLS HELP WITH THE TP FREQUENCY AND SYMBOL RATE FOR STRONG DECODER, I BEG O

I DONT SEEM TO SABI HOW TO GET IT FROM THE WEBSITE,

JUST PASTE AM FOR US PLEASE.

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I presently use My TV, how easily can it be configured for me to enjoy all the extra channels?

This is interesting. Is anyone in Port Harcourt currently enjoying this facility? If yes, i would like to network with him/her so i can benefit also. I can be reached on 08082118888. Thank you for this o, Mark