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TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 11:16am On Dec 30, 2021
Ishilove:
I've downloaded it. I'm going to take my sweet time to savour it.
Please do. You'll see a whole lot of similarities with what is happening in real life. Truly, "Art imitates life".

The movie is a very nice satire.

Thanks for The Last Duel. It is a brilliant movie and I loved it! smiley
You're welcome.

Hey, hope you've been vaccinated? If you aren't don't come near me. grin cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 10:50am On Dec 30, 2021
Don't Look Up.

What a sad movie.

Ishilove I recommend this movie.
Travel › Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by ShaqFu: 7:25am On Dec 30, 2021
Ishilove:
That was fast. That would mean renewal will take about half the time.
going somewhere are we? grin
Politics › Re: Masari: If You Die While Fighting Bandits, You Are Martyrs by ShaqFu: 7:51pm On Dec 29, 2021
So he Masari doesn't want to become a martyr? Why is he telling resident of Katsina this?

This is part of the nonsense we've been saying. Religion bring fought zombies....
Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Boy For Asking Her How Much She Charges For Hookup (Video) by ShaqFu: 11:41pm On Dec 27, 2021
Iyaebe:
A well deserved slap,she should claim damages afterwards. Most of these young men are very disrespectful
damages for what exactly? She should be arrested because she assaulted the guy.
Romance › Re: Lady Slaps Boy For Asking Her How Much She Charges For Hookup (Video) by ShaqFu: 11:38pm On Dec 27, 2021
Lmao. First the guy is wrong but that doesn't mean the girl should have slapped him. Some people would have slapped her back no matter what.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 10:07pm On Dec 27, 2021
BlackManta:
A very good movie, the best in Tom Holland's high school trilogy imo
Porn Hub?
Events › Re: Photos From Abuja All White Pool Party 2021 by ShaqFu: 10:06pm On Dec 27, 2021
I trust Alex report
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 7:25pm On Dec 27, 2021
Spiderman. No Way Home.

Lovely, absolutely lovely.
Politics › Re: Only Yahaya Bello Can Secure Nigeria Beyond 2023: Bello Ambassadors by ShaqFu: 7:22pm On Dec 27, 2021
He should go and sit down.
Christianity Etc › Re: Archbishop Desmond Tutu Is Dead. by ShaqFu: 10:04am On Dec 26, 2021
Rest In Paradise my good sir. We will forever respect you and cherish the legacy you left behind.
Culture › Re: Dancing Igbo Egedege Music With My Russian Girlfriend by ShaqFu: 8:12pm On Dec 25, 2021
The man is 10 over 10 while the woman is 3 over 10. grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 11:51pm On Dec 24, 2021
Nickshrapnel:
Happy birthday to this motherfucker man, being in the spirit of Christmas, there would be no cussing today.
Men I can relate. grin cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Empress Njamah Hits Abuja With Her Fashion Brand, House Of Empress (Photos) by ShaqFu: 10:08pm On Dec 24, 2021
Alex report Alex report.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 11:18pm On Dec 23, 2021
abduleez1:
Mixed.... Doesn't seem as bad as most portray it to be...
Could have been better. The plot is so not it. Character development was only there for Neo, the rest is bleh. Screen writing, Hmmmm. Action and fight scenes could have been better. Dialogue, good lord no Dialogue at all.

My free advice. If you want to enjoy the movie just switch off your brain and enjoy....
Politics › Re: General HD Tafida Orders Torture Of 4 Abuja Electricity Workers Over Bills by ShaqFu: 8:10pm On Dec 22, 2021
Hmmm. This is so not good. Sometimes I wonder why most Nigerians in uniform believe they are above the law.

If truly that Major General ordered the beaten of those AEDC staff, then he should be made to face the book. The management of AEDC shouldn't take this lightly.

A petition should be sent immediately to the Chief of Army Staff informing him of the nonsense this Major General did, beating and humiliating people who were sent on official duty for nothing.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 10:58pm On Dec 21, 2021
We4all:
I can see that you work overtime on Nairaland. Send your crypto address let me send you some real dole cos I got enough to spare.
Now you're beginning to expose yourself as the online noise maker I said you are. The bolded is the usual shenanigans poverty beaten bastards usually say when they've been restlessly exposed for being a lying, thieving, wretched, good for nothing loser on Nairaland.

You, who have been making noise all day about being in your yacht Molue of poverty and never proved it when asked to, is now claiming to be a crypto what exactly? You are really a low down dirty demented bastard!

I'm very sure your life is full of misery, that's why the only solace for you is to come online and mouth off and claim to be what you're not.

Let me give you some free advice, reality is real and after all your mouthing off, you will face it and the only thing that will enter your dirty foul smelling mouth tonight, is the dirty putrid air that emanate from your ruptured soakaway. May God punish you! Bastard son of a dead thief. tongue
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 10:04pm On Dec 21, 2021
We4all:
You’re a certified mad man. I feel so sorry for you. You communicate like a kid who is trying so hard to be heard. How old are you again? 16 or 17?

Anyways, let me continue driving you crazy while I chill in the Bahamas on my yacht.
Like I said, are you a psychologist for you to say I'm mad? Are you trained in the field of psychology for you to say I'm mad? Of course you're not, seeing the way you throw words around without knowing what they mean, it's safe to say your bastard father passed you around to your uncles and kinsmen for them to verbally, sexually, physically, emotionally, spiritually and mentally assault you, that's why you're a raving lunatic.

Disillusioned low budget dirty newt, chilling in his yacht of poverty in the Bahamas. If your loser of a father had thrown you off the roof of your building, you won't be here typing nonsense.

Bastard! I'm here to cause you pain, and I will not relent till you gain a small semblance of common sense your useless parents failed to give you.
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Is A Member Of Illuminati – Prophetess Alleges (video) by ShaqFu: 9:47pm On Dec 21, 2021
The most annoying thing is people still attend this church!!. Chai!!.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Lands In Bayelsa, Received By Governor Douye Diri (Pictures) by ShaqFu: 8:42pm On Dec 21, 2021
Hmmm. All this bear evidence is a failed state. Where a governor will make out time to receive a celebrity. Na wa sha.
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Asks Staff To Go On Indefinite Leave Amid Pregnancy Rumour by ShaqFu: 8:17pm On Dec 21, 2021
Hian.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 3:18pm On Dec 21, 2021
We4all:
You will surely run mad cos I have a way of dealing with your likes.

I am sure you have never met someone like me who has succeeded in reducing you to a demented fool.

You must be hungry son and I almost feel bad for you. Come join me on my yacht and let me sodomize you. Maybe that will make you have 0.000000001% sense.
Bla bla bla. Empty vessels make the loudest noise. All you've been doing is make noise, you loud mouthed individual. One would even think your wretched parents gave birth to you inside a market.

It's not my wish to meet an empty barrel of waste like you. God forbid. Like who in their right mind would even want to meet an impoverished fool like you.

Making noise and saying things your loser and bastard father can't even afford. Inside your yacht your left blokos. Foolish fool with the brain the size of peanut. What a lousy little liar you are. Fool.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 2:25pm On Dec 21, 2021
We4all:
Lol. I must surely drive you crazy. That is, if you are not already.

What’s your job again? Yahoo? Jobless? I am still cruising on my yacht and expecting a visit from your mom. I need to destroy that pussy.
You're still mouthing off you loud mouthed weasel. After the verbal assault I hauled on you, one would have thought you'll have sense. Destroy your mother's pussy_ for bringing you into this world before you think about destroying anything else, you inglorious dumb fvck.

Imagine the loser saying he's driving me crazy when he's the one who is crazy. He's the one who has been saying things he can't prove and things he doesn't even know about. Mr I'm still cruising on my yacht of poverty and wretchedness. Foolish fool.

You're a very foolish and stupid fellow. Mouthing off when you're poorer than a church rat and more miserable than a tout collecting owo load in the burning, hot afternoon son.

Bloody fool. Internet Arrow, loud mouthed bastard with the penis_ of a rat. Kill yourself and rid yourself from the foolish existence you exist in. Bastard!.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 9:21am On Dec 21, 2021
We4all:
Just four lines to drive home a point and you wrote a textbook. You’re going crazy and need your meds asap. You shouldn’t bother responding cos I don’t have the time to read your demented and crappy post.
Yap Yap Yap, that's all a mentally backward newt like you always do. You're too much a bastard for any human to take serious.

Few lines my ass. You good for nothing b1tch ass motherfucker. Whatever happened to you cruising on your yacht of stupidity? You lying, thieving son of a mentally unstable b1tch.

I told you I'm your god, this is me punishing you for your sins of lying and claiming to live the life your wretched parents can't afford. B1tch ass lying scumbag. Beg for forgiveness, you delusional twerp born of a sodomize whore_. grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 10:20pm On Dec 20, 2021
pu7pl3:
You're welcome
In Agent Smith's voice: "Thank You".
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 10:14pm On Dec 20, 2021
We4all:
You’re on the verge of going crazy and I’m liking it. You ain’t no match for me and when I’m done with your dumb ass, you will understand it’s not everyone you should mess with.
Are you qualified in the field of psychology for you to even use that leprosy infected fingers to type "I'm on the verge of going crazy". Of course you're not, you lousy good for nothing bastard, birth from the rear end of an over used whore_ whose pussy stink to high heaven and is infected with all manner of disease a simpleton like you can't pronounce.

I'm no match for you your unwashed smelling anus. With your lackadaisical way of throwing nonsense around the way your bastard father should have thrown you out the widow, one would even want to pity you, but no, you're far from it. You need to be taught a lesson, you simpleton of the highest order of wretchedness.

Impoverished self deluded whelp with the brain of a starving dweeb.

This is me telling you, you, your father, your mother and your bastard and useless siblings are all waste of space and they should be sacrifice on the alter of stupidity to appease your village gods.

Mr I'm cruising on my yacht. Cruise your way into oblivion so Charon can use its peddle and knock some semblance of sense unto that empty head of yours.

Bastard son of a dead thief. May lightening strike you down wherever you are. Fool.
Politics › Re: INEC Needs N305bn For 2023 Elections by ShaqFu: 8:45pm On Dec 20, 2021
Chai. All this na way for people to take hammer money.
Politics › Re: 2023: Reno Omokri Endorses Atiku Abubakar by ShaqFu: 8:16pm On Dec 20, 2021
Hope you're okay?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 8:11pm On Dec 20, 2021
pu7pl3:
Who has seen the Northman trailer? And why is no one talking about ithuh
Bjork is there. Didn't even know she acts. The cast isn't bad though. Will look out for it...
Politics › Re: 2023: Reno Omokri Endorses Atiku Abubakar by ShaqFu: 8:06pm On Dec 20, 2021
Unfortunately Reno's endorsement is as useless as all his social media rantings.

Come 2023, Atiku will be given the shock of life if he decides to contest for the office of president of the federal Republic of Nigeria.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu:
We4all:
I am light years ahead of you. I have countered all of your grammar and wack vocabulary and you’re still trying to save face.
You countered what exactly? You must be mad, in short, you're madder than a cow suffering from mad cow disease. All you did was post a picture to support your already depleted ego and of course, the picture you posted further exposed you as a goat who knows absolutely nothing.

Here you are beating your chest like King Kong shot in Nollywood standard. You're not just a clown but a sorry excuse for a human being.

I can see that you have trained yourself on how to paragraph a post. Good one bandit!
You can't see anything. Even if it's staring at you. I once told you getting you to reason like a normal human being is as difficult as getting you to suck your own dick. Demented son of a dead thief. Vermin of the highest order. Check the beginning of my schooling your lame ass and you can see for yourself, you low budget asswipe.

Olodo now depends on google after throwing a shade. Do you think I have the time to click on that link so you and your yahoo colleagues can steal my details?
Hehehe. Didn't I say you're an illiterate. You've shown times without number just how depraved and foolish you are. Google is there for everyone to use and learn.

If you had used Google when I first corrected your lame ass, you won't be here trying to defend your more than useless shenanigans.

Grasp is to have a clear understanding of something. English is broad and complex and not every daft like you will ever understand.
English is broad and complex your left balls, you down trodden whelp. You should have thought of that before you started correcting what your feeble, oxygen depraved brain can't understand.

You uncircumcised weasel with the ego of a low budget brothel whore_ who fvck 500 naira per round to survive this harsh economy.

I am still chilling on my yacht. Bring your momma to come join me and let me destroy her Pussy.
Of course your chilling on your yacht of poverty and wretchedness. No sane person will join you. Even your foolish and useless parents won't join you because you've become the lying scoundrel you are, who would blame them.

It's a shame for them to look at you because you remind them of the failures they are. If only they agreed to use protection or if only your father had deposited the watery sperm that formed you inside the latrine, you won't be here causing yourself and your family the misery of a life time of shame.

A nincompoop like you should forever take several steps back when a god like me is talking. Foolish fool. Liar of the highest order of losers. tongue
Politics › Re: Is Aisha Buhari Pregnant? — Nigerians React To New Photos Of First Lady by ShaqFu: 3:58pm On Dec 20, 2021
Baba don score goal. grin

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