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Health › Re: Black Soot In Port Harcourt: People Are Dying Here - A Nairalander Cries Out by ShaqFu: 3:56pm On Dec 20, 2021
The government haven't said anything about this have they? All I see on TV and social media is Wike using the commissioning of projects to lambaste the APC government.

I want to even ask if the projects he's commissioning, if it's not people that will use it.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 12:40pm On Dec 20, 2021
pu7pl3:
Spiderman No Way Home- 10/10 emotional roller coaster...first Marvel movie I felt good watching after Endgame and Winter Soldier and this one was actually without any glaring plothole like Endgame

I highly recommend, it's worth every penny...Side note, if Spiderman was Nigerian and MJ was a Naija chic Peter would have been a villain with all the billing wey she go dey bill am
Peter would have been a father of many nations like 2 baba, Davido, Wiz kid and the likes and MJ would have been a baby mama. grin
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 12:31pm On Dec 20, 2021
Ghost Dog: The Way Of The Samurai.
Christianity Etc › Re: Crowd And Security Greet Prophet Odumeje As He Triumphantly Enters Ukpo, Anambra by ShaqFu: 9:58am On Dec 20, 2021
The Lion himself.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 9:31am On Dec 20, 2021
We4all:
The energy you used in writing this long demented rants can be converted into a money making venture. Of course not! You are too dumb to figure that out.

Jobless and frustrated bandit with nothing to hold on to. Currently, I am writing the chapter 3 of my book because of the content you handed over to me on the house.

So, match on negro while I continue to cruise on my yacht. By the way, you and your demented family members can join me.

That is, if you accept to hand over your mom and sisters for a group banging session. But you gotta ask them to disinfect their bacteria infested Pussy first cos I don’t wanna get infected.

Since you’re too dumb to figure it out, let me school you again. GRASP means to have a clear understanding of something and it doesn’t have to be a word. OLODO…..

And pls go back to school so they can teach you how to paragraph. It’s pathetic that you write like a toddler.
I was expecting to see a picture of you inside your yacht but hey am I surprise? Nope I'm not. Instead I'm seeing arrant nonsense of you inside your reservoir of poverty and disease infested life, you loud mouthed loser.

Loser4all. The day your wastrel of a father raped your whore_ of a mother, is the day this world became a graveyard for a diseased, impoverished liar like you.

Poser, with the lies you tell, you make Lai Muhammed look like a small boy.

Imagine you telling me to match on while you cruise on your yacht, which yacht? You mean cruise in your Molue of lies, deceit, theft, backwardness and wretchedness.

Mr grasp means to have clear understanding of something https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/grasp that's the link that shames all your rantings and delusions, the link that expose you as the low budget illiterate with odd number single digit IQ.

I told you, you're a wretched good for nothing, poverty beaten, lying sleaze ball. Your only solace is to come online and constitute nuisance and talk about things your wastrel of father can't even dream about.

Demented piece of human thrash. You and your entire lineage are less than human. You're all products of experiment gone wrong. That's why you're poorer than a church rat and more wretched than someone who survive Somali civil war.

Mr grasp a word. May Baal and Beelzebub anally violate your father for failing to give you proper education. Scoundrel per excellence is who you are. Bastard son of a dead thief.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 10:52pm On Dec 19, 2021
We4all:
I tried so hard to comprehend your mad rants but couldn’t grasp a word.
How can you grasp A word when you've shown here countless times you share the same brain wave with an idiot. Loser, you make the animal idiot look like a genius. Yes, a word is something you can grasp. Anuofia.
I can’t help but feel sorry for your ass. Your mom must be regretting why she didn’t flush you out of her system when she had the chance.
actually your dad is the one regretting why he didn't empty the sperm that sired a good for nothing piece of sh1t like you inside the toilet. I'm sure inside there is where you'd feel at home with your nibblings, cockroaches, ants and rats.
Good in English indeed! Someone that can’t even use his punctuations properly is claiming a mastery of English.
from my antecedent on this platform and yours, poser, I'm your god. You're nothing but a good for nothing humanoid with a phone who have nothing to do. Have you posted the picture of you on your yacht, Mr good in English. May a thousand ants feed on your shriveled testicles, you demented loser.
And yeah, I posted the picture because a daft like you can only understand just 0.00001% when tutored with pictures.

Like I said, I am chilling on my yacht and using you as one of my characters in the book I am writing. So, bring it on.
chilling in your Haven of poverty and wretchedness right? Well I'm sure people who have been defeated by poverty often think they're living the life, not knowing they're worse off than souls sent to hell to be tormented.
At the bolded- Blunder …Is your name Ike?

Second bolded- Another blunder…. It should be, ‘to be taken seriously’.

Should I continue or you want to rent out your mom for ‘on the house banging’ in exchange for my silence?
blunder your ass. I'm sure the only word in your vocabulary is blunder. Like the blunder your bastard parents made when they brought you into this world of poverty and strife, right?

I once told you, I'm your god but you're way too stupid and ignorant to be my servant. So, my ignorant loud mouthed vermin, do yourself the favour of telling yourself lies only your wretched parents will believe. Mr I'm on my yacht when he can't even afford to buy himself a good working brain. Cursed be the day your bastard of a father deposited the sperm that formed the internet, lying, piece of street urchin that is you.

Post the picture of you on your yacht. If you don't, you're a bastard and your father and mother are bigger bastards for bringing you into this world. tongue
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 7:31pm On Dec 19, 2021
We4all:
Damn! Why are you so dumb? You’re trying to save face after I corrected your sorry ass. ‘Proof’ or ‘proofs’ is correct and depends on how it is used. You think you’re smart but you’re nothing compared to me.

Let me remind your dead brain that you only memorized the word ‘prove’ and displayed your stupidity by saying it is the only correct word.

You wanna torment me? ha… ha…ha…. I am chilling on my yacht and writing a book about nut heads like you and the bandits terrorizing Nigeria.

What you’re doing is just furnishing me with the content I need to push on.

While you’re killing your self thinking you’re trolling, I am using you to make money. Bring it on and let’s see who gains in the end.

O-Olodo
L-Lack of Basic Knowledge
O-Olodo Super Max
D-Daft
O-Olodo Pro Max

That is who you are.
Chai! What a lousy uneducated Google smart thief with no brain at all you are.

So you posted plural of what exactly, proofs of your stupidity? Lol.

I told you you're an idiot didn't I. I'm your master when it comes to the use of English but hey, no need to worry, I schooled your teacher, schooled your failed parents and now I'm schooling a nonentity Ike you.

You're chilling on your yacht right? Lmao. Low budget poverty beaten bastard. Instead of you to admit you're chilling in your face me I face you single room with mosquitoes and bedbugs as your company for the night, you're here deceiving yourself. I really wish I can pity you. If I ask you to post a picture of you on your yacht with your moniker written on a piece of paper and the time you'll start posting proofs of what and what. grin

Low budget individual with the morals of an alley cat. You're way too stupid for anyone to even take serious. One would have thought you'd have posted links refuting David Hundeyin's claim but no, you're posting pictures of proofs your empty brain can't comprehend.

You're a jest and nobody in their right mind should take you, a low budget individual with single digit IQ serious. Look in the mirror, if you see anything that resembles you, then know that's the face of a failure. grin cheesy

It's not even a pleasure dealing with an Internet whelp like you. You're way too stupid and way too foolish. Bastard. Eat sh1t and die. tongue
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 6:07pm On Dec 19, 2021
We4all:
Olodo, English is complex and you have just succeeded in displaying your stupidity on a public forum.

So, your brain dead dad didn’t teach you that you can use ‘proof’ as a noun, verb or adjective?

When I said you just like to use borrowed and memorized words, I knew exactly what I was saying.

Bandit, come and pay me to brush you up. Or I can receive a banging session from your whorish mom and sisters as payment.
Hehehe I like how I'm making you show your stupidity and lack of common comprehension. What did you write first, is it proof or proofs? grin

Hope you see how I'm exposing your mental depravity and lack of comprehension and common sense?

You're my b1tch and I'll mentally torture you to oblivion until your illiteracy stand out like the soiled rags you wear as clothes.

Welcome to my world of e-torture you mentally deficient newt. This is just the beginning Mr Akpabio bla bla bla. I'll make you eat your shriveled balls and heck, I won't even bother to give you water so you can choke on it.

Under fed illiterate with a smart phone. It's a shame your phone is ten times smarter than you, your father, your mother, your brothers and sisters and all your poverty stricken village people. Bastard!. tongue
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 3:23pm On Dec 19, 2021
We4all:
Chai! Have you taken today’s medication? Take your time and read through the gibberish you posted above and ask yourself whether you’re sane.

I feel for you though. Your write up proofs that not only are you a slow poke and demented, you’re also frustrated.

And you’re daft not to understand the word ‘could’ as used in the sentence. It means that Akpabio’s complicity in the murder wasn’t established.

Olodo, could is used to indicate a possibility and David said that ‘Akpabio could be responsible’.

You should hire me as your grammar tutor but I wouldn’t accept an offer from a raging and demented bandit.
Who would hire a glorified illiterate as yourself for anything? You who don't even know how to use prove and proof is here talking sh1t that your empty brain can't understand.

I told you, you're a bastard and you just confirmed it. You regurgitating piece of sh1t. The bolded says it. You've been restlessly exposed like the celebrated low down dirty gutter dwelling illiterate you are.

Akpabio's possibility in the murder wasn't established. David peddled rumours bla bla bla, according to you rumours are fact or what? Since it wasn't established why state it here? You demented pig, bastard son of a dead thief.

Education took several light years back when a gutter bred twerp like you entered this world.

Even a motor pack tout won't hired a pig like you because, all you do is say what you don't know and what you can't prove. Whelp.

Discombobulated buffoon. You should take several steps back, when someone like me is showing you the error of your foolish ways. Internet twat_. Go fvck yourself!
Politics › Re: Sylvester: I Will Sue Falana And Oromoni Family For Damages – Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 1:15pm On Dec 19, 2021
Oh will this old hag shut up. This is what people like this old hag usually like doing. When you call them out, they start engaging in all forms of whataboutism and what have you.

Falana did the right thing by suing her and asking the police to invite her for questioning. She should tell the police how she came about her findings that Sylvester agreed to be beaten and agreed to join a cult. Period.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 12:49pm On Dec 19, 2021
We4all:
At the bolded, impressive for someone who is supposedly good in English. Capitalizing the first word ‘dick’ in a sentence and not able to spell ‘about’ correctly shows how daft you are.

Back to the main gist, you must be demented and a slow poke to keep repeating the same thing over and over again like a 12-year-old kid. You sound like a bandit terrorizing the north because you share the same aggressive characteristics with them.
Wow. Imagine this dirt pile of devil worshipping garbage yapping about what he knows not. Mr. Akpabio could be responsible my ass. There's no need trying to even reason with you because it will be a waste of time, just like the time your father wasted on top your mother when they were trying to conceive the piece of shit that is you.

Obviously this loser can't seem to smell his own sh1t that's why he's so full of. I'm sure you feast on sh1t that's why everything about you reeks of sh1t and thus, you are sh1t.

Idiot talking about repeating the same thing when he's been doing the same. It's the same thing they say about idiots like you who are so full of themselves they might explode and fill the air with their miasma of foolishness. Befuddled whelp.

We4all:
Insults are meaningless to me so keep yapping like a bandit. Your attitude, aggression and teenage display of attitude is the reason I am against teenagers using the internet.
So Mr loser4all. How do you like it when your mountain of inanities and gross stupidity is displayed in front of you in 3D. grin
Crime › Re: How Policemen Extorted N22M Worth Of Bitcoin From Young Men At Gunpoint In Lagos by ShaqFu: 11:18am On Dec 19, 2021
Men what nonsense. I think no matter what some police men will never learn. This is the height of gross corruption and indiscipline. I feel bad for those guys.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 11:09am On Dec 19, 2021
We4all:
Damn! You bicker like a kid and a woman. I guess you must be 17 years or an adult with the brain of a teenager. I can’t believe I have been wasting my time talking with a nonentity.

As for calling it quits, I can drag your stupid ass on and offline. Be warned!
And you type like a glorified illiterate. Come to think of it, you are an illiterate owing to the fact you don't even know what could mean and you're here mouthing off like a whore_ with a Dick in her mouth.

You're nothing but an online noise maker who share the same brain wave with a weasel.

So, before you even think abut dragging me, why don't you drag your wretched existence first and see how far it can go. I guess getting you to reason like a normal human being is as difficult as getting you to suck your own dick, you low budget wastrel.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson Receives Unauthorised Debit Alert (Video) by ShaqFu: 8:56am On Dec 19, 2021
Na wa
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 8:54am On Dec 19, 2021
We4all:
Insults are meaningless to me so keep yapping like a bandit. Your attitude, aggression and teenage display of attitude is the reason I am against teenagers using the internet.

If I bombard you with my encyclopedia of vocabulary, can you withstand the heat?

Using memorized and borrowed words just to paint a picture of a learned kid is absurd and proofs that you’re just a frustrated Sesquipedalian. Get a life and get off my mention.
Oh please shut up and do yourself the favour of knowing when to call it quits. You're a big fool!.

This is you who don't even know the meaning of could, telling me you want to do what exactly with your encyclopedia or what exactly? Your encyclopedia of gross stupidity and arrant foolishness is more like it, you demented imp.

You should get a life you inglorious bastard.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 10:03pm On Dec 18, 2021
We4all:
Retard, Mbeke isn’t an English word and I can use it however I wish. Trying to use a grandiloquent style to throw shades like a deranged being makes you sound stupid.

I am positive you don’t even know the meaning of the words you use cos they sound like words straight outta a movie.
Lmao. Who said mgbeke is an English word? grin I'm sure you can see how more than foolish you sound when you say things your oxygen deprived brain can't decipher.

The words I use are there for you to check, but will you? Of course you won't, rather you'll instead engage in all form of assumption that makes you sound like a bleating goat about the be slaughtered for Christmas.

You're just too stupid and more than foolish to know anything. An everest of failure like you should take a knife and cut your wrist and free us from your inanities.

We4all? You should change your moniker to we4losers, which comprises your body, your mind, your soul and your giant stupidity. tongue
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 9:04pm On Dec 18, 2021
We4all:
Your grammar can cause a child to develop leprosy. Mbeke feeling like a diction master. A dumb ass that can’t even make use of his punctuations properly trying to educate me on how to use ‘could’. Wonders shall never end!
And your foolishness can make a child go into anaphylactic shock.

I'm very sure you don't know 'mgbeke' is usually used to refer to a woman and I'm not a woman. See why I said you throw words around like a used piece of tissue paper used to wipe someone's ass.

Indeed, wonders shall never end when online douchebags like yourself won't stop bedeviling social media with your gargantuan stupidity.

You deserve a day in Hell for being a pent up low down dirty bastard. This is you who don't even know what could mean and it's uses telling me I'm what exactly? You're an impoverished imp.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 8:40pm On Dec 18, 2021
We4all:
Damn! You’re dumber than I thought. Read again why ‘could’ was used in the post and stop fooling yourself on a public forum.
Of course this will be your response. The response befitting a human piece of trash with nothing good going on in their life.

You're just a low budget bastard with the IQ of a weasel that hasn't eaten anything good for days, that's why you're here plaguing us with your stupidity.

I'm sure you don't even know the meaning of could, would, should that's why you throw words around like a whore_ that hasn't seen a customer all day. Anuofia.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 8:32pm On Dec 18, 2021
We4all:
And I thought I was trying to enlighten a sane person. Coconut heads everywhere I go.
My friend will you shut tha hell up and go take a hike. Who asked you to enlighten anybody.

Whenever people like you are shown the error of your ways, then you start engaging in cheap whataboutism and what not. You who don't even know what could mean want to enlighten who exactly?

May a thousand bee sting that useless thing you call a head.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 7:29pm On Dec 18, 2021
We4all:
Please pack. Go and read most of his unverified reports and come back here to repeat your words.

Should I begin with the rumors he peddled that Akpabio could be responsible for the death of that young girl who was killed in Akwa-Ibom?

When the tables turned, he kept mute and never retracted his report.
You should take a few steps back and give yourself a brain. What's my business with his unverified report? I'm talking about what he posted about Kemi. He backed it with proof and you're here telling me to go and read some of his unverified report.

Why don't you post some of those unverified report yourself. He said Akpabio could... I'm sure you don't know the meaning of that word.
Entertainment › Re: Arewa Youths Scatter Dance Floor While Singing To Joeboy’s Alcohol by ShaqFu: 5:28pm On Dec 18, 2021
Hmmm. I see. Well I don't believe Hisbah will pay them a visit. Lol
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 5:21pm On Dec 18, 2021
historyles:
You ignored the whole body of evidence that shows clearly and shamefully that she is a fraud and prefered to talk of inanities that mean nothing?

It is people like you that allow frauds like Kemi to exist and fester. A woman whose whole life, history and claim to fame are a bare faced, shameless lie. A scam.

Such a shame! You and her
..

Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 5:17pm On Dec 18, 2021
We4all:
Kemi is not different from David who has been furnishing his gullible audience with unverified reports just to trend.
If you say Kemi is not different from David then you should furnish us with evidence to back up your claim.

David brought evidence to back up his claim. Perhaps you should do the same other than give your unverified opinion.
Celebrities › Re: How To Spoof An Entire Career: The Curious Story Of Kemi Olunloyo by ShaqFu: 5:15pm On Dec 18, 2021
Mynd44:
Typical Nigerians.

So intolerant of ideas they think is right.

So Kemi has other theories (no matter how wild) what is David doing? Attack her and try to bully her into submission
Dude did a thorough investigation into everything Kemi claim she is. He deserves a round of applause.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Accuses Janemena Of Aborting Pregnancy For Ex-Lover Kpokpogri (Pix) by ShaqFu: 6:47pm On Dec 17, 2021
Chai. So Kpokpogarri dey nack skin to skin. Wow. I sure many celebrity no go dey use condom sef. grin cheesy
Sports › Re: Meet Faiq Bolkiah, World's Richest Footballer, Richer Than Ronaldo, Messi by ShaqFu: 12:23pm On Dec 17, 2021
Money won't get you everything. Simple and short.
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Eke Jumps On Okada, Laments by ShaqFu: 4:35pm On Dec 16, 2021
If governors and people who are bigger than you jump Okada then who tha hell are you.
Family › Re: Cyril George Carsten: Don't Be Nice To Your Mother-In-Law, She Isn't Your Friend by ShaqFu:
What nonsense. Do these people say this stupid things just to get attention or what exactly.

Women shouldn't be nice to their mother in laws my ass. Any woman who listen to this individual will have themselves and themselves alone to blame. They shouldn't forget that as long as they have kids, they too will become someone's mother in law.
Romance › Re: I Want A Tall Man, I Have Money So I Don’t Care If He’s Broke – Lady Says by ShaqFu: 10:52am On Dec 14, 2021
NewsAgent101:
Ghanaians & their women lusting after men
guy you no well oh. Lmao.
Celebrities › Re: James Brown To Bobrisky: Stop Lying About Spending ₦75m On Hair & Makeup by ShaqFu: 3:27pm On Dec 13, 2021
Aye ti ba je
Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe Warns Femi Falana Against Speaking Ill About Pastor Adeboye by ShaqFu: 12:21am On Dec 13, 2021
What a very foolish man.
Gaming › Re: Why Squid Game Might Be Connected To Nigeria – Canadian Show Host (video) by ShaqFu: 4:46pm On Dec 12, 2021
This guy dey mad. Lol

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