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KnightMare7:
nauseating
That's the kind of moniker to be banned till 2026

Hope you're not the female reincarnation of Freddy Krueger?

BrideOfDracula:
Smh. Go have some tea.

Aint no patch, pill or drip to cure what's ailing you You need a prayer

Then why not you pray for me, by making me mutter incantations, when you take me in your mouth... I'm sure it will be magick.

BrideOfDracula:
That's how we write "mcheeew" here.

Oh I see, how do you write, ohhh over there? Like the kind of ohh you moan when you're being teased.

UyiIredia:
All of them Yoruba. No Igbos m, Hausa or Edo person there. Why now ?

Help me ask the guy oh. But its his opinion anyway.

BrideOfDracula:
Dude, just five. Off the top of your big head, not your little one

Well I have just one head, and its solely for the purpose of giving you a head.

BrideOfDracula:
LOL. Mnxm!

Em, what's Mnxm, maximum?

BrideOfDracula:
Joseph, see how easy it was. Learn.

I know only Fela, not the rest. But Google I will.

Like I said, too many to mention, in no particular order.

BrideOfDracula:
Le sigh. You need very high concentrations of the holly spirit. Undiluted.

What can be hollier and more spiritual than relishing the feeling of being between a woman's thighs?

Don't lie, I'm very well sure you know the spiritual feeling. and hey, tell me its heavenly.

ireneony:
I graduated from your bedroom

My bedroom doesn't award degrees, only orgasm. Did you get one?

prettyslimme:
lolzzz.u watch too much of nollywood movies.

That's why her mind is one maze of confusion.

ireneony:
As a graduate; none!

I believe you didn't see where the OP said undergraduate right? And which school did you graduate from? University of Toronto right?

BrideOfDracula:
Just five from the top of your head.

How about allowing me give you a head?

Too many to mention...

Arms around TiwA eh, oh yeah she's divorce. I'm sure Jigga won't be smiling if some dude put his hand round Beyonce. Come to think of it, who cares...

postmann:
What's the handle I know you by?

Hazard a guess.

I guess even christians too get kinky.

postmann:
Don't let that bother you. It was amusing pitting him on the receiving end of his brute, sexual overtures.

Yea, even I cringe at the ferocity of it.

Lezzlie:
I have got a radical gay therapy for those freaks

LOL.

postmann:

Now that smile is creepy. Lol.

Iamsynord:
In line with the stage name and certain features peculiar to individual artist, we bring to you a match making plan of the endorsements some nigerian artists ought to be given

Tekno - Tecno phones

w4 - Tecno w4

Dija - Pepsi long Throat

Lepacious Bose - slimming Tea

Kcee - Ambassador for road safety corps or traffic lights manufacturers

Sugarboi - Ambassador for st louis sugar

KissDaniel - Lipstick industry

Vector - Insecticide companies, health organization


Bred - Crayons and Painting

RuggedMan - Nurtw association,

Wizkid - Shaving Sticks

korede bello - Milo and other children beverages

Tuface - tramadol and other sex enhancing drugs

Rukky sandas - bleaching Cream

Terry G - St Moris

ice prince - Fan Milk

Small doctor - Alomo bitters

Lalasticla.la - Snake industry

.....who else ?

Seun Osewa - Home Alone.

Lezzlie:
The white man's failings have become a trade and profession for the black man

A sad truth my good man. No wonder they throw all their negativity at us. Tell me, what do you imagine will happen if they throw their positivity at us, New World Order? I fear that'll be the day the white man will annihilate everything that is black.

Lezzlie:
How many times you're going to tell me bye and yet tag along?

You need more correctional fück therapy!!!

I got enough testosterone to smell your moist dampened panties across this platform.

Let me separate your püssy lips wider than you've ever experienced and cure you of this need for banter.

Come get a little dose of Leslie and learn to live.

Ah lezz. Lemme remind you, the day they legalize homosexuality, your butthole will become the most sought after.

LMAO.

Lezzlie:
I can't, bro. Even if I employed all the oratory skills of a PA they won't believe me

And one was professing her desire for the phalus of white slobberer

Only because she hasn't tasted the mamba of a black man's member.

You'll even ask her why some white women end up being duped by boys who are younger than their own brothers. LMAO.

Show them a dick, and Western Union Money Transfer.

Lezzlie:
God bless you, Shaqfu the wild reader. These romanland magnets won't read out of Nairaland.

How do I tell them that the first black man who made interracial porn was haunted by a white serial killer.


How do I tell them that the white man actually believed they were the super race until it was established the black man fücked harder and better.

Aye! Brother Lezz, and how can you tell them Egypt was the cradle of civilization.

How can you tell then Egypt discovered irrigation/agriculture.

Brother Lezz, how on earth can you tell them the first woman to master the art of Kuma Sutra was Cleopatra, who fucked_ the epilepsy out of Julius Caesar to the point he became as dumb as sweetorgasm.

How brother lezz, how?.

Lezzlie:
I have to be with a white man to know how they fück?

Girl, at the turn of the 19th century in America the word rape became a catchphrase for black men fücking white women to ecstacy because white men couldn't compete in that department and turned it into false accusations.

Aye! That's why Jake Steed, the male pornstar_ was rigorously hated by white men (straight and homo alike).

Dejideji1:
Don't mind her she was trying to protect the dignity of women. (her kind) see hypocrisy

I thought as much, as if some women need their dignity protected. LOL.

BrideOfDracula:
Joseph!

LMFAO. How are you Mary?

BrideOfDracula:
You're not helping at all Ok, 1st two letters of your former moniker might jog the amnesia Help a sista outttt

No need for that. But I'll hint you, I once referred to you as "As annoying as PunkyVeer".

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