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Blastfinito:
If she becomes a motivational speaker for Christian youths in the future, she should be bold to tell the audience that her husband sees not her unclothedness while dating. What individuals hold dear to their selves you can't tell.

If I find myself in her shoe, I will just tell the audience that I got married while [in the world].

LOL.

Ishilove:
A little bit of my own money, moral encouragement, spiritual guidance, intellectual stimulations, companionship and lots more!

Sex is not important in a relationship, believe me. Sex clouds the senses and perverts our judgement

Nah! Sex doesn't cloud anybody's judgment, it fosters bond, if the sex is great, then, the bond is there. Those who haven't had mind blowing sex are mostly those who say sex isn't important in a relationship. Yea, come to think of it, if sex isn't really that important, why do girls/women weep or run away when they discover their boy friends or husbands have 2 inch pen1s?

Ishilove:
I would have asked you to direct your questions to the gods of the land but I changed my mind.

I cannot speak for the entire women race, just myself, so here goes.

I will not say I find it difficult being in a no money relationship. I've dated a guy back in my uni days who was really broke. He worked as a bakery manager and earned peanuts, but he bent over backwards to try to please me. One day I was jejely in my hostel when the nigger sent for me. I came down and beheld the young man sweating and grinning; he had gone shopping and came back heavily laden with provisions.

I was touched because this guy was really broke and he spent his last kobo just to make sure I was comfortable.

Many years on I'm older and wiser, I have more responsibilities and dating a guy who isn't financially grounded is a big NO. HELL NO.

NO

NEIN

UWA

RARA

MBANU

NON

And no in every language you can think of.

I don't need my man giving me money for toiletries or making my hair, I can handle all that myself. I sponsored my post-graduate studies myself, I don't need a man to give me money for underwear (who the fvck does that, btw), but I expect you to pamper me with gifts because on a certain level you should be responsible for some of my financial needs because you are my partner.

There's no romance without finance. How do we bond if there's no level of financial commitment? The activities that stimulate bonding are driven by finance and if you are to broke then I don't see how we can truly bond.

I will bring my own quota to the table and I expect you to bring yours.

And no, my quota does not include nacking. We can't be nacking when you haven't paid my bride price. Pay it and I will do 'snake in the monkey shadow' style, helicopter, reverse cowgirl, doggy, reverse doggy, 69, hanger and every other style Kama Sutra recommends with you, but not until then. Boyfriend no be husband so I won't be giving you husband benefits

Truth is finance is very important in every relationship

You forget, as finance is important, so is sex. You think bonding is done by finance alone? Come on gurl, don't be that naïve.

Tell me though, what is it you intend to bring to the table?

Ginaz:
Awww, this is tough. Women are really strong creatures, I don't think a man can be able to have this confidence if his diccck is cut off. I salute all the women in the world.

So, according to you, cutting off a woman's breast equate cutting off a man's dick? Marvelous, bloody marvelous.

Fight scenes? All I see is just traces of blood.. Where are the fighters?

I believe this is among the reason why anytime a snake is killed it usually makes front page.

R.I.P.

BrideOfDracula:
I'm indeed master of none. I just like to dabble with different subjects out of curiosity. The aim is never to be an expert, but be an annoying little know-it-all

LOL. Fancy peeps calling you Hermione Granger. Wouldn't that be a sight for lewd eyes.

Let's know the school those who failed graduated from, so we can ask their departments how they even scaled through school in the first place. LOL.

BrideOfDracula:
I'm a jack of all trades

Let's hope you don't end up being a master of non.

BrideOfDracula:
Yeah, sometimes destiny does seem to be at play.

I see life as a movie where we're all actors with a pre-written script.

If you're into spirituality, you'll hear about things like soul contracts, etc. Spiritualists believe that we each make soul agreements with other souls before we enter this plane. Reason for that being to either settle karmic debts or learn valuable lessons. You'll notice that there'll be a few people in life who'll give you deja vu or the feeling like you've met them once before.

Just when I was thinking relationship and astrology are the only thing in your sexy brain.

Vinshu:
She looks like a beast.

"Fat" is ugly and should be illegal

Modified:-

Not only is she ugly, she looks boring, lazy, dirty, and most of all, she is daft! To make such a pose when she knows that she makes people vomit!

How do you know she's all this? Anyway, "bad belly is allowed".

Mohammad Ali. R.I.P, for you died a free man.

Vinshu:
BS!

1. A lady shouldn't have a perfect look because some boyfriend doesn't like it?

2. He can cook himself. He has hands. He aint disabled.

3. Bullshit! Who is he? President?

4 and 5 are quite ok.

1 - 3 are BS!

Its a matter of opinion.

Ride on bro.

I didn't know Black Arrow is still in the game? .

Bitterleafsoup:
When your ready she will appear like miracle.

muah!.

Bitterleafsoup:
Your own is just waiting for you to show upand take her

Please lemme know where she is, so I can show up and take her. And tell me she's you. Lol.

kaboninc:
Mr, which of the goons club do you represent?

Please put a sock in it, if you can't answer a simple question.

Karma is a b1tch.

kaboninc:
Which of the goons club you represent?

Must I represent a goon club for you to answer a simple question?

kaboninc:
Like I said, you don't know her.

By the way she claimed you have an alternate

And you sound as if you know her personally?

Tallesty1:
4st thing first.

She don marry?

From the looks of it, she has.

kaboninc:
Someone go just carry your matter for head, even when you're correct and not at fault but because of their hatred for you, they are ready to go a million mile just to discredit you.

Sadly, they end up making a f.ool of themselves. Disgracing themselves yet still feel satisfied. Tomorrow they'll claim to be intelligent. They have a stu.pid justification for arguing. See argument from the lens of winning rather than learning.

Like a drunk guy telling you he's not drunk but rather his body is drunk. Now I see why they say communication is the key to a successful relationship

What I can't understand is why you sound pained, as long as they're not making a fool of you, that is.

BrideOfDracula:
No, since my life is not a movie script I'm not in a gang or roll with nutters, so chances of me being shot at are slim to none. He can go do his time while I find myself a new boo boo

You have a mean streak. Gosh! No wonder you're the bride of dracula.

vizkiz:
Annie idibia be all alone at home like.

I now believe everyday is for the owner but one day is for the thief.

BrideOfDracula:
No sorry, I don't have that kind of love. Plus people can be so ungrateful & backstabbing. Imagine me sitting there being shanked on a daily basis, while he's out shacking up with another chic. So it's so much better when each owns up to their own shìt & we call it a day.

Will I believe you won't be expecting him to take a bullet that's meant for you then.

BrideOfDracula:
No, I wouldn't! What lesson will he learn if I take the fall for him? I aint Cookie from Empire, you do the crime, you do the time. And life will go on on my side because I will not waste 16 years of my life waiting for a jailbird.

And they say "love is blind".

Bitterleafsoup:

At times I wonder why the finest women are always taken...