₦airaland Forum

BrideOfDracula:
Now the wheels in my head are turning but I still can't place you. Help a sista out I'll reward you handsomely for your trouble

I don't accept bribes, thank you very much. But cos I'm a gentleman, and I believe its not nice to keep a lady in suspense (especially one I want to give a head) LOL. Lemme indulge you.

There was once a time you said you liked this male monikers: candyrain_ butchcassidy_ puntertim_ joseph1832_ and one more. I'm among these...

BrideOfDracula:
Whatever.

I asked you a question on the wrestling thread, is your former moniker puntertim? You remind me of him.

LOL. I didn't see your mention, the thread was deleted before I could reply.

My moniker wasn't puntertim_ funny you still can't recognized me punk.

Shhh don't tell anyone. Lol.

BrideOfDracula:
It's only a drawing. Plus I can sense he's just clowning around. Even I have chill days. Come on, give me a break.

LOL. The day I'll give you a break will be the day I'll give you a head. LOL.

BrideOfDracula:
Was it hot? Because that finger looks cremated

Okay, I was thinking you were gonna rain curses on the OP, but I wasn't disappointed, then again I'll ask why you abused that OP that opened that thread about her being the most endowed female nairalander.

Tell me, what's different here, Is it cos its a guy showing off his stupidity?

tosyne2much:
Why did you say that bro?

Its been a while you wrote anything like the usual. Was thinking you went on permanent sabbatical, but I was wrong.

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]*I would need my stomach pumped with jest the mention! [/color]

Well its a free world.

tosyne2much:


Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/06/10-lamentations-of-broke-guys-to.html

one would have thought you've given up this skill of yours...

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#8ab2e2]...*Who would put the real thing in her mouth
°•Let alone want a reminder when she puts on her makeup [/color]

That's a question only women can answer.

So, care to answer?

BrideOfDracula:
He wouldn't because I'm over him I crush a lot

Oh... Now I know why you left me without a good bye.

BrideOfDracula:
Sexy recognizes sexy

LMFAO. You can say that again. Let's hope the Heart Break Kid doesn't end up breaking your heart. Who knows, you might be the one to give him SwEet Chin Music.

If ever I had a favorite wrestler, it will be The Ultimate Warrior. Loved that dude as a kid. LOL.

BrideOfDracula:
Exactly! I used to have a wild thing for HBK And another one with the blond hair & a cocky attitude. Forgot his name now. Those were my boos.

Modified

Chris Jericho is the cocky blond.

Why am I not surprise you like thE sexy boi..

ivyy:
Obviously just a pay back

And you know what they say, "pay back is a b1tch".

Now I'm wondering which way is worse to die, by magun or by marathon sex
The old man got served!

Its a win win situation with this one. The uncle has a valid point and the girl got a decision to make.

She should have asked her uncle's friend this: "Do I need to sleep with you once, and get the job, or sleep with you everytime you want and get the job".

If the man's reply is: "just once" then by all means, let her ride him all the way.

TippyTop:
Now that Buhari is away.....she getting diiicked propaaaa

Now that's no way to address the first lady, she's not mama piss you know. Lol.

firstEVA:
going on fine too, Enjoy.

Same to you, mi'lady.

Billiondoe:
Okay my people I don reach after plenty trekking. Na only me Waka come o.

Mine is Pink Loud. Yea I had loud for breakfast plus ogidiga

Ah! So you smoke weed?

firstEVA:
ok then, good luck with the "seeking" hope you are having nice day?

Thanks... Appreciate the wishes. My day's been going on well, yours?

firstEVA:
Dark knight, hmmmmmm. Are you who I think you should be?

Not at all. I'm just a simple human, seeking for justice and a fair maid to be my bride.

firstEVA:
I don't like you, stop quoting me.

Thank goodness you don't hate me.

A very commendable innovation. If women can take the real deal in their mouth, is see no reason why they can't wear the fake deal on their lips.

HollyWood at its finest. I've stopped wondering when NollyWood will get to this stage.

Ishilove:
I'm ever gallant

Good night troll. LOL.

Ishilove:
If I troll you, you will become born again

Careful what you wish for, it might turn around against you. Lol.

Ishilove:
Court of endless 'pleayurs'

You want to troll me?

Ishilove:
I'm ever gallant

Gallant where, the court of intelligent trolling?

If you truly need a mature response, then I believe you should know a woman's tribe is not a prerequisite for her to be a good wife.

Ishilove:
Sex...is it not sex? After the slamming and jamming, what follows? Abeg leave matter. Sexual compatibility is important but there are ways to find out if your partner is sexually compatible with you without actually indulging in the sex act. Why do you think it is easier for ladies who haven't had sex with their partners to get over a split than ladies who have nacked away their destinies with their so-called boyfriends?

And heck no, the size of the pennis isn't really important. What you lack in size you can make up for in technique. The former lover of that dude who played 'Mini Me', Vern Troyer, said what Vern lacked in size he made up in other areas, if you know what I mean. Those ladies who weep about the inadequate size of their hubby's dick either have puzeze's (extra wide womanliness), or the man's bed game is weak.

It's not the size of the boat that matters, but how well the boat can rock the motion of the ocean. Truth be told I want me the Titanic , but if my man has a 2 inch dick but the love is there, we will find a way to work around the 2inches of turgid flesh

*shudder*

Watch what you say Ishi, for it might be used against you in the court of endless pleasure.