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Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 6:44pm On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Maybe. I wouldn't know. What I know though is that she lost one boyfriend to a stringbean of a girl who didn't even have an ass to sit on. Yes, she was that thin lol. We called her Olive after Popeye the spinach's wife grin My friend also couldn't believe it. Difference between them was that the other girl knew how to keep a clean house, unlike my friend, whom I also stopped living with because she was a pig around the house.
Well like you said, "to each his own". My belief have always been, make a decision, follow it, and don't look back.
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu:
BrideOfDracula:
Hmm, I guess it depends on how you look at it. I see it as playing it smart when you don't give too much away & keep them guessing. Smart is the one who gets more respect without having to show an ankle to get it. To each their own. I'm of the belief that you get what you put out. The quality of men you get in your booty shorts is not going be the quality you get if you dressed more decently or whatever. Flowers attracts butterflies & shìt attracts flies. Never seen a butterfly floating over a pile of turd in my life!
You think? "Smart is the one who gets more respect without having to show too much ankle to get it" I hear you. Babe, lemme tell you this, if your ex boyfriend really respect you, he wouldn't have cheated on you, that's the plain truth.

Mind you, I've seen and know girls with brains that wow me, who still sell their body, it's all about the individuals personal choice, so, like you said, "to each his own".

So, I wouldn't want you scolding the OP about being without brains when we've read many threads here where the OP are no better than this OP. The only difference is, this OP have something to offer, and I'm all willing to grab it. grin
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 6:15pm On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Of course tongue I once had a friend with massive assets, she made the whole city quiver grin
And I bet a whole lot f the city girls were jealous? grin
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 5:48pm On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Yeah, that's because an ex of mine told me that. He was an incorrigible player that never had a relationship last longer than an orgasm before we met. Of course I didn't know all this until he told me about his past with women & how he always discarded them after the did was done. We were together for more than 2 years, btw. So I asked him how come he stuck around with me because I know I'm not the easiest person to be in a relationship with lol. He simply told me that I was different from all the girls he's dated in the past. He couldn't go further, so I can only make assumptions on what he actually meant by that. I can be an ìdiot too in matters of the heart but a full on rètard I'm not, so I guess that got him intrigued or whatever. Sadly in the end, I couldn't make the leopard change his spots. He was still with other women behind my back but sobbed endlessly when I dropped him for cheating. Still swears I'm the best GF he ever had grin Who cares? Too late. That ship sailed.

I'm saying all this to say, when you conduct yourself with dignity & respect, men respond in similar fashion by becoming respectful. Be diffent from the rest & you'll be the one he'll always remember. If you're always showing your ass at every given opportunity, how are you any different from millions of other girls who are doing the very same thing? Truth is, you're no different, just another basic bìtch who thinks she's hot shìt because men are complimenting & chasing the inventory on display. That's all there is to it, hit & run, unless you have something more eg. a brain.
No, no that's not usually the case. Your ex is one in a million guys who never understood the theory of "Hitting and coming back to hit some more".

Everything in this life has its usefulness, even if it has to do with a so called brainless girl. If there's one thing I've noticed, these girls peeps term brainless cos they show their ass off have brains, and a lot when it has to do with relationships...
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 5:30pm On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
I'm in full "feminist" mode right now & in no mood for that tongue grin
Oh dear.. I shiver. grin lemme know when the feminist need a lil loving... wink
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 5:28pm On Jun 02, 2016
Blackfire:
u must be real stupid to tell me to park well .

Did i mention u?

Or is something else eating u up.


Are u a woman or u are confused genetically?

Quote me again and watch me make your life miserable. - literally.
Hey, I've just quote you, let's see you make do with your idle threat.
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 4:23pm On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Lol, don't start.
Oh I don't intend to, unless you tell me to. wink
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 4:18pm On Jun 02, 2016
Blackfire:
@op if not that i ve resign from thunder job of fire-ing people ..
I tell u , u deserve one.

When u as a lady, all u can bring to the table is as+s ,b**bs, s-ex.. U are nothing but a scum of the earth.

*udene lasa kwagi otele there*
Guy abeg park well joor! Shey dem hold you make you no sell ur body nii? Abeg oh,
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 4:16pm On Jun 02, 2016
khaykay15:
I support you my sis, that is how some of them are bringing disgrace to womanhood.. And some men will be sending her PM's now, is it endowment we will want or wife material and a lady with a brain
Different stroke for different folks. Aint no shame in what she's doing, she's offering a commodity for sale, and people will for that commodity, so she's no different from your average customer you buy something from.
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 4:12pm On Jun 02, 2016
PaulkillermanAg:
thanks for the mention niggy, where the endowed bbitch, my fork her waist scatter...

Mizholly , please expect my mail..... u better be a female, because if u happen to be a male masquerading , I'll mess you up...
Anytime bruv, but she's not replying her mail.

Make thunder faya am if she be guy!!!.
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 4:09pm On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
I guess in the chain of womanhood there're also the weakest links like this OP & her likes. What can we say? At least some of us still pride ourselves on more than just our physical attributes, will command respect & refuse to be seen as mere ass + tìtts without a brain.
Oh no believe me we see you as more than ass, titties_ and boobs, girls like you combine ass, tits_ boobs and brains, that's why shagging your type usuaLly involve ones mind, body and soul, all of which equals mind blowing sex. wink grin
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 3:23pm On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
And you wonder why guys say women have fish brain. Who cares if you are? Will your endowments jam & stop the earth from rotating around the sun?
It will pave way to receive lots of milkish liquids that will populate the earth.

Like we aint tired of overpopulation already. grin
Romance › Re: I Am The Most Endowed Girl On Nairaland...picture Proof! by ShaqFu: 3:21pm On Jun 02, 2016
MzHolly:
i am more endowed than that girl
Please Is your endowment for show, or for pleasure?

Cc: Obontami, ftboy / ftboi, mixty, paulkillermanag, blackmaria, aybynature,
Romance › Re: Can Narrate What Happened Within The 20minutes by ShaqFu: 1:23pm On Jun 02, 2016
sinaj:
kworupt u grin
See as u decode d pic sharp sharp
Like say u sef no decode am. grin
Celebrities › Re: ★ Photos: See Yemi Alade’s Reaction To Her $88 Food Bill In New York by ShaqFu: 1:20pm On Jun 02, 2016
Abeg soup wey sweet, na money kill am. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Queen Elizabeth To Attend Worship And Communion Service With Pastor Chris by ShaqFu: 12:00pm On Jun 02, 2016
eplanning:
You can only know for sure that it was false after the service this Sunday right?
Oh let's wait and see... But whatever the outcome, the ruse will be to deceive the unsuspecting multitude.
Poems For Review › Re: The People Of Nigeria. by ShaqFu: 8:24am On Jun 02, 2016
anyamebauer:
Hii... am Bawa
a friend recommended i contact here to be added to a whatapp group purposely for poem reviews..
this will help me learn a lot. thanks
Ghana +233244543858
Donifez, jigsawkillah.
Celebrities › Re: My Back-side Has Gotten Me More Endorsement Than Any Other Thing -matilda Hipsy by ShaqFu: 8:12am On Jun 02, 2016
Chysexy:
Matilda Hipsy. Guess you still remember that name? Well in-case you have forgotten She's a Ghanaian video vixen. She is one of those ladies that can't walk comfortably in public because of the hold-up she causes with her back-side. She has come out to say she is happy with her back side and bless God for the endowment. In-fact according her, her back-side has gotten her more endorsement than any other thing she can remember. continue http://levelhealth..com.ng/2016/05/my-back-side-has-gotten-me-more.html
nNa na small remain dis babe for me one of d ndacobas oh... grin
Celebrities › Re: My Back-side Has Gotten Me More Endorsement Than Any Other Thing -matilda Hipsy by ShaqFu: 8:10am On Jun 02, 2016
rokiatu:
Good for her.
Your backside is still way better than hers.. smiley
Romance › Re: This Is What Happened When You Ask God For BIG TIN by ShaqFu: 6:56am On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
...
I can behave anyway you want baby, or you want my tongue to misbehave? wink wink
Romance › Re: See How This Maid Watches TV Only When Oga Is At Home Alone by ShaqFu: 6:53am On Jun 02, 2016
cogbuagu:
Someone posted this on Facebook and I quote

"This how my maid watches tv everyday and I am at home alone with her and my wife is away on 3-5 days trips. This is very tempting people. What do I do...? "
Let your dick be your guide.

If seeing her watch tv like this, you get an _erection, then by all means, hammer away, but if you don't, then leave her be.

Remember, the dick never lie!. grin
Career › Re: Ecobank Sacks 1,040 Staff - Punch by ShaqFu: 6:50am On Jun 02, 2016
All this sacking is unnecessarily adding to the number of unemployed.
Romance › Re: This Is What Happened When You Ask God For BIG TIN by ShaqFu: 6:47am On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
LMAO. I can queef for you grin
Oh I prefer if you cum like a geyser, grin it'll be testament to my supernatural hammering of you. wink
Romance › Re: Teacher Gets 'pregnant By Her 13-year-old' Student(photo) by ShaqFu: 6:44am On Jun 02, 2016
It seem the males aren't the only ones who are predators...
Romance › Re: This Is What Happened When You Ask God For BIG TIN by ShaqFu: 6:41am On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Of course! We'll be doing it suspended in the air, facing downwards. You dig? wink
Naaa I'd rather we do it in the water, so I'd know if you fart. grin grin wink wink
Romance › Re: This Is What Happened When You Ask God For BIG TIN by ShaqFu: 6:27am On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Actually, I'm ready to ditch him (Dracula) because he keeps me up all night wink tongue

From him I got supernatural powers, so come to me, baby, I'll make you immortal...just give me one bite cheesy

You don't need to be bad, just have a dark side to rival my own tongue
Well I'm friends with Van Helsing so I wouldn't break a sweat about you leaving the bloody Count.

Oh you have supernatural powers, wow! I hope your super natural powers gives you the ability to perform supernatural shagging? grin
Education › Re: Secondary School Girls Twerk Infront Of Teachers And Parents (PICS) by ShaqFu: 6:23am On Jun 02, 2016
Now, the question should be why should they be listening or dancing to that song, in the first place, and why tha hell did the Dj play it.
Romance › Re: My New Song Dedicated To Ivyy , My Love.. by ShaqFu: 6:14am On Jun 02, 2016
Iamsynord:
you sef look as babe set

smiley

www.nairaland.com/ivyy

choi...
Whether she's set, or she's not set isn't an excuse. Shows you don't even know what you're doing...
Romance › Re: This Is What Happened When You Ask God For BIG TIN by ShaqFu: 6:06am On Jun 02, 2016
BrideOfDracula:
Yessir, tis me smiley

LOL @ this is too much. And here I was thinking this would have you drooling grin
Punky? Babe, when did Dracula make you his bride? And I thought we was gonna get married? sad

And what's this about you liking bad boys, never knew I was one... Lol.
Romance › Re: My New Song Dedicated To Ivyy , My Love.. by ShaqFu: 9:21pm On Jun 01, 2016
Iamsynord:
This glowing lady has captured my heart so much... She is so pretty and elegant..

I am dedicating my new song, Tonight to this beautiful queen. Drops on 7th june.

Ivvy bursts my brain., choi
I find it funny you're dedicating something that hasn't been release yet to someone, don't you think you should have waited till the release date?.
Education › Re: 3 Male Teachers At St Saviours, Ijegun Beat SS1 Student For Attending A Party by ShaqFu: 8:37pm On Jun 01, 2016
sixtuschimere:
According to a Twitter user who shared the photo,a female student in SSI was beaten by 3 male teachers for going to a party on Children's Day in Lagos.He wrote......

'please this happened to my friends kid sister today in SS1,she was beaten by 3male teacher of st saviours ijegun for going to a party on children's day'.

What is wrong with teachers of nowadays?

Source: http://www.trezzyblog.com/2016/06/3-lagos-state-teachers-allegedly.html
What did the male teachers use to beat her, Hot molten iron rods?
Christianity Etc › Re: Queen Elizabeth To Attend Worship And Communion Service With Pastor Chris by ShaqFu: 6:57pm On Jun 01, 2016
eplanning:
The bible tells about the many kings and nobles who came from around the world to listen to the wisdom of Solomon. Well, as it was in bible days, so is it today as it is common to see heads of state and dignitaries in meetings with the formost apostle and prophet to the nations in these last days, Rev Dr. Chris Oyakhilome.

Her Majesty, The Queen of England, has indicated interest to attend the Global Worship and Communion service with the Man of God, Rev. Dr. Chris Oyakhilome, with her full Royal entourage, this Sunday 5th June 2016 @ The O2 Arena in London.

Service will be beamed live via satellite, the internet, and terrestial TV stations to a global audience in all continents of the world.

What can I say...

Isa 60:3
3 And the Gentiles shall come to thy light,
and kings to the brightness of thy rising.
(KJV)
Rule 8: Don't post false information on Nairaland. grin

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