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Crime › Re: Pregnant Lady Dies Few Months After Pastor Persuaded Her To Remain In ‘abusive’ by ShaqFu: 6:00am On Apr 22, 2023
Octopusssy:
I didn't see anywhere in the article where it was stated that it was a 'pastor' that dissuaded her from leaving the marriage. Abi shey na me no see well? huh
it was the pastor, the husband and family members that told the lawyer they will settle their differences outside court.

Since the woman is dead, the husband should be arrested immediately and trialed for manslaughter, aggravated assault, domestic violence, physical abuse, torture etc. There are women groups who look into cases like this. The ball is now in the court of the wife's family.

All things being equal, the husband should be in police cell by now.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 10:12pm On Apr 21, 2023
Baddestguyp:
Samurai X (Rurouni Kenshin) no be cartoon oh

It's anime

The Kyoto Arc was too peak...
Shishio Makofo was a 🔥 villian
Makoto.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 10:10pm On Apr 21, 2023
Nickshrapnel:
Did you just misgender them you bigot?!

/s
Oh my, pardon me, they're the Flash, they can get away with anything because they are many. 😁😁😁

Please don't cancel me. 🙏🙏🙏
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 8:45pm On Apr 21, 2023
Octopusssy:
What an unpleasant individual
he's the Flash. He's gotten away with it because he's faster than Light. 😁😁😁
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 6:00pm On Apr 21, 2023
teeshet:
Did you watch Silver Hawk, Biker Mice?
I didn't miss any cartoon shown during those days.
Family › Re: I Just Disflowered Her. by ShaqFu: 3:51pm On Apr 21, 2023
Octopusssy:
They are both morning after pills but the dosage is different. We thank God for Google grin
octopusssy. 😁

So those are the only morning after pills, there aren't others?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 3:46pm On Apr 21, 2023
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once and Always.

My God. They've all grown old. Time truly isn't anybody's friend.

Still a fan anytime, any day.
Family › Re: I Just Disflowered Her. by ShaqFu: 3:35pm On Apr 21, 2023
Octopusssy:
Okay o.

I know if we tell you people to flee fornication, una no go hear, so the only advice I will give you is use a condom. If you dive in raw and you are both healthy, na baby go follow, not plasma TV.

The bleeding will stop, but postinor messes up a woman's cycle, so when she gets her menses , it will either be very painful, or very heavy, or if God wan deal with her, both.

Be wise, young man.
Hian! This is news to me.

Is postinor 1 abi na 2 the same as the "pill taken the morning after?".
Politics › Re: FG Plans 6-Month Petrol Stockpile Ahead Of Subsidy Removal by ShaqFu: 2:10pm On Apr 21, 2023
Na WA oh. Whatever the government plans are, Nigerians will frustrate it. This stock piling and what not will only end in vain

Nigerians have shown a propensity to always know how to frustrate government efforts in making things better for them.

I won't be surprise despite the availability of petrol, many filling station won't sell, they will hoard it and government doesn't have the man power to ensure they sell it. Things are going to get more expensive and Nigerians will start lamenting.
Politics › Re: Twitter Removes Buhari, Tinubu, Obi, Others’ Verification Badges (pix by ShaqFu: 1:56pm On Apr 21, 2023
Islie:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/twitter-removes-buhari-tinubu-obi-others-verification-badges/
atleast those noise making lazy Obidients shouting about this being a plot by the APC can now shut their dirty stinking gob, but I won't be surprise if they spin another story that is as foolish as their posts on social media.
Education › Re: Police Beat, Slap IMSU Students For Refusing Access To Their Phones (Video) by ShaqFu: 11:57am On Apr 21, 2023
This people no dey ever hear word. This is what happens when you give idiots guns and tell them to preserve peace and security.

It's such a big shame.
Politics › Re: Obidients React As Twitter Removes Blue Tick From Peter Obi’s Twitter Handle by ShaqFu:
salih74:
Obidients are at it again as twitter removes blue tick from Peter Obi’s twitter handle with some of them raising there concerns of whether the account has been hacked.
abeg this Obidient fools should shut up! At every given opportunity, they indeed fail to show their wanton ignorance and they always start spinning conspiracy theories everywhere.

Didn't they read where Twitter announced after Elon Musk took over, that those with verified handles will start paying for it, everything to this bunch of disillusioned asswipes is conspiracy.
Celebrities › Re: Elon Musk Removes Davido, Wizkid, Burna Boy, Other’s Twitter Verification Badges by ShaqFu: 9:28am On Apr 21, 2023
Dem no gree pay money. Lmao. 😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Jeffrey Guterman Writes FBI To Release Tinubu’s File by ShaqFu: 9:27am On Apr 21, 2023
Eriokanmi:
https://dailypost.ng/2023/04/20/american-guterman-writes-fbi-to-release
who is this idiot?

Why is he writing the fbi to release Tinubu's file? What's his business? Shouldn't he be more concern about his own former president who has been indicted.... Talk about clout chasing and attention seeking.

Public nuisance.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ShaqFu: 10:51pm On Apr 20, 2023
😁
Politics › Re: Obidients Raise 2 Million Naira in 3 hours To Release Chude by ShaqFu: 7:36pm On Apr 20, 2023
Hmmm. Let's hope the money won't end up in hands like that of Doyin Okupe. 😁😁😁
Politics › Re: Buhari Mocks Ortom Over Failed Senate Bid by ShaqFu: 8:29am On Apr 20, 2023
phylshan:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2023/04/buhari-mocks-ortom-over-failed-senate-bid/amp/
Its good PMB is speaking out now. Its nice he let Nigerians know who and who frustrated his efforts when he wanted to solve the insecurity issues plaguing the country. Samuel Ortom is a big disgrace. It's a relish he lost his election, the senate is better off without him.
Politics › Re: Adamawa: PDP Boys Not Like Obidients – Charly Boy Reacts To Fintiri’s Victory by ShaqFu: 3:54pm On Apr 19, 2023
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by ShaqFu: 4:53pm On Apr 18, 2023
DriveByKiller:
you know the gospel, bro. Some boobs are nipple -less, some are nipple-full
Some boobs are orange size some are watermelon. Some pussies are oily and watery others are muddy , some are like dark narrow tounnel , others are like Broadway.

Some girls can take heavy pounding, other cannot. . Some want you to go to the very base , others want you to remain just within the periphery of her depths.

Bro, women sexually are very different
Hallelujah! 🙌🙌🙌
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by ShaqFu: 4:51pm On Apr 18, 2023
RenegadeX:
Each of the gals has 7 demons so he has inherited all of them
and what are the names of this so called demons and what do they do?
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by ShaqFu: 3:49pm On Apr 18, 2023
abduleez1:
Ouch... It begins 🤨👀
SHit... On paper. Kai!
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by ShaqFu: 3:21pm On Apr 18, 2023
cococandy:
100% sure you somehow believe you are better than the prostitutes
what does that have to do with anything. 🙄
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by ShaqFu: 3:21pm On Apr 18, 2023
DriveByKiller:
all women aren't the same, girl.

[b]There a world class pussies and they are third grade pussies. The feeling aren't same. There are boobs with different textures and nopple sizes. No two women are essentially the same.[b]
Hallelujah brother Drive, Hallelujah. Keep preaching the gospel.
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by ShaqFu: 2:23pm On Apr 18, 2023
Octopusssy:
Anatomically, all women are the same... undecided
nna stop Dat thing. What do you mean anatomically all women are the same?

I sure know boobs, ass, hips, areolas, clits etc aren't the same for all women. If you think I'm lying, let ma main man tell you otherwise.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wup1cEdgOWs&pp=ygUmRHVzayB0aWxsIGRhd24gZGlmZmVyZWJ0IGtpbmQgb2YgcHVzc3k%3D

Anatomically, pussy ain't the same. 😁😁😁
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by ShaqFu: 10:59am On Apr 18, 2023
Octopusssy:
Multiply 155 by 7, sir.
How did 7 come about? 🤔
Romance › Re: I Slept With 155 Prostitutes by ShaqFu: 9:24am On Apr 18, 2023
Octopusssy:
You are a carrier of 1,085 demons.

Wehdon sir
How does 155 prostitute translate to 1,085 demons? 🤔

Shouldn't it be 155 demons or demons multiply like Multi-man in Globe Trodders? 😁
Romance › Re: Couple’s Wedding Set Tongues Wagging Over Age Difference (video) by ShaqFu: 6:41pm On Apr 17, 2023
emela9ja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqVoi77jG7c
people should learn to mind their business. They're married, they're married, I wonder why social media is going frenzy about age difference.
Family › Re: My Friend Is Currently Going Through A Divorce In UK &having A Hell Of A Time by ShaqFu: 6:39pm On Apr 17, 2023
Well it is what it is. If he was in Nigeria, I'm sure she the wife would have been kicked out of the house.
TV/Movies › Re: Jagua: Do You Remember This Late Actor? by ShaqFu: 6:36pm On Apr 17, 2023
Jagua. Wow. How time flies...

I still remember this song back then:

Jagua, jagua don die
Husseini Kee am,
Because of money,
How much is the money
Na 30 Kobo coins. 😁

And also this argument by Jagua and his wife, grace:

Grace: Jagua, you're a disgrace to this family .

Jagua: my name na Jagua, your name na Grace, which one resemble disgrace?. 😂😅🤣
Politics › Re: Ansaru Terrorists Using Local Language To Spread Propaganda On Facebook by ShaqFu: 6:32pm On Apr 17, 2023
naptu2:
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4. 😁

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