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Politics › Re: EXPOSED! Man Stealing Voters Names And Pictures by shaqhead: 2:41pm On Feb 24, 2015

Becalina:
EDITED. its alagbado area of Lagos state

Becalina u ddnt answr my qstns o

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 2:39pm On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
You came out for me today...am in class 4 nw but aw come 4 u when am ready

Eyahh...u sound deflated! Sowee...dd i say anythin that hurt u?
Dd u say u r in "Class 4"...n i was wastin my breath on u? Class 4? Hw dd u get registered on Nland? Wrong, I ddnt "call you out", u did forgetin I had u on a leash! I let u loose but nw u comin at me wt a vengeance..gv me a mention wen u r ready but u n I kno u dnt want to hv a bad day lyk today!

Do u kno y wat am doin to u hurts u ds much, its cos wen u do it to odrs u enjoy it! U jst got served bro! Before u strt gettin ready to raise dust- remembr

1. dt U r jst a piece of robot n am holding ur REMOTE!
2. dias absolutely NOTHING u wl say dt sticks on me...NOTHING
3. dt I hv d luxury of time for now!

Prove me right or make me assume u r wise!

Forum Games › Re: Try This Fun Brain Teaser by shaqhead: 1:52pm On Feb 24, 2015

akinsadeez:
her answer is actually correct. Read the teaser and her explanation again.

Guy d 2nd is too tiny o...straining my eyes to read...cnt c..sinc u brot d question..cd u type CORRECTLY d question PLEASE!...dnt worry want to do somtn on ma sys! later later for ur answer

Politics › Re: EXPOSED! Man Stealing Voters Names And Pictures by shaqhead: 1:41pm On Feb 24, 2015

Becalina:
This man was caught this morning in my area stealing people's' names and pictures at a polling booth, he acted like a crazy man at first but after some slaps, his sanity returned, he is still under questioning.

Fine geh Becalina, giv us complete news now. How e take dy "steal" d name...he carry jotter dy write am abi e dy "screen-grab" sorry "table-grab" ati "polling-booth grab" am. Wetin carry picture go where dem dy share PVC?

takes a deep breath

Lts go over to Becalina into Abeokuta for an update on ds news..

oya...

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 1:04pm On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
I ain't gay nigga. Stop stalking me

Buhhahhahahahhaha....C ds one wey evn gays reject...I still got ur remote remembr...jst go n continue wat u do...peddling slurs around cz u got nothin cerebral to offer!

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 12:55pm On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
Don't you have something doing? Must you keep quoting me?

Ryt nw am on holidays so I cd afford u d pleasure of being a bug in ur neck-drop u a thousand mentions so u read til ur eyeballs fall out!

Seriosly am in wt u d long haul n I cd b ur worst nightmare in here if ds is wat u want to do!

As much as I hate ur moniker n d fact dt u lyk insulting ppl, I lyk d fact dt u kno where ur bus stop is n ryt nw its obvios u want drop off!

Take a deep breath...am lettin u go...yh good u said thank u! Buahahahahhahha

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 12:42pm On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards.”

BuHahahahahhahaa....never knew ur Robotic system upgrade wl take effect so soon-that is smart u kno! He actually stole my cherished quote for folks like him. Thats plagiarism! He nids a vocabulary upgrade! Am doin good on u! So u r charged up n ready to go. Where is my remote...aha nw its time to up it! I jst press 259 for a "bovinely crass, epileptically reprehensible comment".
You sure can do dis...yes u can, yes u can!

U n I kno u dnt fynd wat am doin to u funny but u can read below to c how it ends!

Prove me right or make us assume u r wise!

Politics › Re: Corruption Scandal Rocks Jonathan Campaign Committee by shaqhead: 12:28pm On Feb 24, 2015

obiZEAL:
Stealing is not corruption...have u heard anyone calling Nick Eze 'ole! Ole!'?

Ha Obi lt dem nt hear u o-stealing is not corruption o, takam or leave am sombody does nt gv a damn..lolz

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Business › Re: The Business Of Slam Poetry by shaqhead: 12:25pm On Feb 24, 2015

R u olulu, d guy in dt annual open mic poetry show-wats d name again o? ehen WordsUp I guess!

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Forum Games › Re: Try This Fun Brain Teaser by shaqhead: 12:21pm On Feb 24, 2015

Wealthyone:
Thinking.....

*Modified*

that should be on a thursday.

Why? On thursday, the lion speaks the truth which means he truly lied on Wednesday which was yesterday.

The Zebra lies on thursday which mean he was lying about yesterday (wednesday)

Seconded n concur
Copy copy is allowed in open test.

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 12:12pm On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
Low battery

Hahahhahhahaha...I cdnt hv bn wrong! Dt 71 i pressed for ur "inane imbecilic comments" rily ate deep into ur battery-u nid a battery strength update, Robot!

Let me press 20 for a scheduled "Olodo comment" from u on system start up jst to troubleshoot ur battery deficiency as soon as u r charged

U n I kno u hate what am doin to u but all I wnt u to do is read below to c how it ends

Prove me right or make us assume u r wise!

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Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 12:04pm On Feb 24, 2015

barcanista:
Nigerians are seeing through the hypocrisy to the APC. We can change from within the PDP

Jack Bauer not again...ds is so not u, read wat u wrote.. "Nigerians are seeing through the hypocrisy TO the APC?". I will say U r right for saying the PDP governmental has bn hypocritical TO the APC n I guess u wish u cd say dt! Bt no more! Dnt get angry at me bt at urslf cz u got urslf here! Think u nid somtym off b4 u com bk to do wat u got to do- cz dt is wat it is! Respect bro!

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 11:55am On Feb 24, 2015

diluminati:
It is not funny sha..maybe you read it but confused in your anger to note it,
you have turned clueless. what a shame and sham, any way money don land now to pay you
if you come back to APC, times two of what reno mockery, ikengawo and ochejoseph and co are
branding in your face. maybe cramjones can help you out with about $100k

Ah Ur words are harsh o sis but Truth b told, Barcanista doesnt hv dt fire in his bones lyk he used to. I expectd him to b blastin on full canons nw but all I c is cold sour akamu! But in my opinion we shd allow him hv d "peace" of his decisions so we dnt give life to d alibi he told to switch lanes like u r doin.

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 11:45am On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
Ur mama punany there

Buhahhahahah...yes it worked! That was quite an "inane imbecilic comment"-bt I expectd worse! His OS nids an upgrade! Wow..now ama press 37 for "crass idiotic comment" becos 71 rily lowered his battery! Poor u, look at how u sweating! Do u still hv some mo strength to spit mo slurs.

Anywy lts c wat u got!
U can do it, bring it on!

Prove me right or make us assume u r wise!

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 11:34am On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
Janjanweed LoL you making me laff at your stewpidity

I actually tot tit n temitemi were d only robots in here but nw we v got anoda on d loose...got him on a leash! Aha...U proved me right again! Where's my remote? Aha I jst pressed number 71 for "inane imbecilic response"; let me c wat u got! Oya bring it on!

U n I kno u dnt actually fynd wat am doin to u funny! But read below to fynd out hw it "ends"... Oops forgot dt u cnt read n I cnt help u!

Prove me right or make us assume u r wise!

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 11:29am On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
Janjanweed LoL you making me laff at your stewpidity

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Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 11:10am On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
Psychopath are you sick or something??

Don't you know buhari is boko haram?

Are u ds predictable-almost robotic! Had to quote me twice!

Told u to prove me right....and U jst did. I guess u ddnt even read what I wrote-nw I kno u cnt read, not surprising tho! Is dt all u cd say? U make me laugh! U wnt to fling anoda curse my way? I can c u r fiddling wt ur keypad nt knowing what slur to peddle? oh u r sweatin...lolzzz

Prove me right again or make me assume u r wise!

Politics › Re: Egypt Calls For A Nigeria-Egypt Led Force Against ISIS In Libya by shaqhead: 10:58am On Feb 24, 2015

Tandullceblog:
Please they should leave us out of that fight o. We re still battling BH here and we've not succeeded to take on another.

Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 10:44am On Feb 24, 2015

barcanista:
This is a cock and bull story!

They say "PDP" has failed and they are rejoicing for the cock and bull report of Buhari having a meeting with the same "PDP" in the dream of one unnamed source.

Meanwhile, Arewa Community in SW has endorsed the candidacy of Dr Ebelemi Azikiwe Jonathan.

Nigerians are wise...

Jack Bauer I read ur questions about d news u asked n I cdnt help hidin my head in shame that after rebuking an Ishiamu(wat a moniker) for not readin b4 commentin den u com n do d very same thing. Good to knw dt u hv knocked it off! My brother do d job u hv decided to do in here well enough coz truth b said, u r loosin depth! Peace

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Politics › Re: Buhari, PDP Northern Govs, Legislators In Secret Meeting by shaqhead: 10:26am On Feb 24, 2015

ishiamu:
Fake news is he no longer in london?

Which is it?
You dnt know how to read or U dnt read b4 makin a comment? Go back n read every line den u wl c ur ignorance in broad light!

Yh true to ur anticedents u wl spit gibberish lyk;

Why shd I waste my time readin APC hooey?

or

If dem lyk dy shd gather, dy wl scatter, GEJ till 2019?

or

Some slur

Prove me right

oh lest I forgot to add

Silence is it? Better, cz it makes us assume u r wise!

Forum Games › Re: Tuesday Morning Brain Teaser. by shaqhead: 9:45am On Feb 24, 2015

ShakurM:
the golden bracelet and the bracelet with gold n brown colour

Thanks for d words..ddnt knw hw to put it

Forum Games › Re: Tuesday Morning Brain Teaser. by shaqhead: 9:44am On Feb 24, 2015

Hw do I answr ds coz I d one dts linnked togeda

Forum Games › Re: Tuesday Morning Brain Teaser. by shaqhead: 9:29am On Feb 24, 2015

obiZEAL:
Lolz...this one is strong...
Lemme call for backup
Harlos and Tandullblog u guys r needed here.

Jst kiddin tho..we hv d lyks of zyzxx and ShakurM killin it...bring a difficult puzzle obiZEAL

Forum Games › Re: Tuesday Morning Brain Teaser. by shaqhead: 9:14am On Feb 24, 2015

X is 6 becos horizontal summation n vertical summation must b 20

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Forum Games › Re: Tuesday Morning Brain Teaser. by shaqhead: 9:10am On Feb 24, 2015

obiZEAL:
Sir Shaqhead ...where u @

My boss I dy o..hw far...Hmm..another one..can I wrap ma head around ds? call d odrs o..e b lyk say we go nid Civilian JTF for ds matter sinc Army alone no go fit do am!

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Leader “Abubakar Shekau” Reportedly In Government Custody by shaqhead: 8:44am On Feb 24, 2015

sexyjob:
You just wasted your time

Nope, he spoke truth to u!

Politics › Re: Boko Haram Leader “Abubakar Shekau” Reportedly In Government Custody by shaqhead: 8:30am On Feb 24, 2015

knightsTempler:
This is about the most Disingenuous hooey i have read on Nairaland this year.

Wondering who sat down to conjure this propaganda crap.

APC must have created a branch within their party machinery whose sole goal is churning out conspiracy theories for the gullible masses to feed on.

There's no other way to describe such insanity.

Hmmm...hooey? Conspiracy? Conjecture?
My question to u is if Reno/PDP had succesfully pulled d "Wendell Simlin" on Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, wd u for one moment stop to look at d issue as a hooey or conspiracy witout bias b4 formin an opinion or wd u b gullible like most Nigerians to swallow d hook, line and evn d trawler?
Pre-2011 elections, wat happend to dokpesi?

Education › Re: Do You Still Remember? Who Can Solve This Jss1 Maths Question? Ja by shaqhead: 6:09pm On Feb 23, 2015

jessiecah:
I don't really understand you, but thanks anyways

I was referrin to ur profile pic...U welcome!

Education › Re: Do You Still Remember? Who Can Solve This Jss1 Maths Question? Ja by shaqhead: 12:30pm On Feb 23, 2015

jessiecah:
He will make 24 Naira if the 100 oranges were sold @ 1.20 for 5. But instead he made 30 Naira from selling the remaining oranges @ 4 for 1.50. So he gained 6naira.
Percentage profit = 6/ 24 X 100. = 25%

Jessy dt pout n d heavy eyebrow put a dent on ur beauty! #beautiful u r!

Forum Games › Re: Monday Morning Brain Teaser. by shaqhead: 12:17pm On Feb 23, 2015

obiZEAL:
Warlock!!!
Was just expecting the pin...nice one boss

thanks boss..ddnt wnt Taandullceblog or halos to come blaze tru it..lol!

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Forum Games › Re: Monday Morning Brain Teaser. by shaqhead: 11:15am On Feb 23, 2015

obiZEAL:
Thanks...missed the 'u'

Done!

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