that soldier shd be sent to sambisa asap

ggg

NANS please do oo.. 200l Will pay same fee again.. pls do something

Cutecindybabe:
Jesus christ! i saw it too. and i'm seeing 100/200 level there. we are paying over 200k twice!

me sef don tire for their matter oo... and the funniest thing is some idiots are already asking for account number to pay

haconjy:
kill her

lol,planning 2 do so bro

Anada1:
Is dere shower in Ambrose alli university hostel??

i stay of campus

Pls i beg,read till the end....This morning i woke up to see water rushing from the zinc,i was so happy,i then rushed to the shower to bath, meanwhile if u 're in ambrose alli university,u would knw this... one might gv you his food but will never gv u water.. So i then rushed to bathe,i stay in a self contain where just 2 rooms have access to both the bathroom,toilet and the kitchen. While bathing,the water from the shower finished, i was so shocked,it continued to drip and stop,d next guy who i could call 4 assistance wasnt at home and i couldnt call girls 2 help,i sadly cleaned my body with d towel like that... As i was don bathing,i came out to see water at the passage,i traced it,it was this girl's kitchen,i saw water on the floor,everywhr and she wasnt there.. She was saving water in her keg as a reserve incase hers finishes,i was shocked,i called her 2 see d disaster she caused.. She begged.. Fast forward to school,after normal classes. I went on with my taekwondo training in school,i was so tired,weak,i then entered my coach's car,off he droped us at d school gate...i had 2 trek home cos no money, When i got home,i thought of what 2 eat.. No money,nothing nothing on me, i saw a girl cooking and i said 2 my self i must taste from this food,i told her abt it and she was so happy that i was going to eat her food for the first time,she fetched some in my plate,when i was trying to come out of her room(although i was peeping)so no one would see me with food,this disatrious girl saw me and made fun of me saying i went stealing food,but evry1 all laughed it off including me,so this girl knew i was tired and hungry,she then went inside my room,when i got 2 my room i saw my door opened so i mistakinly locked it from outside leaving her inside... Gbams! Dis girl ate my food with her hands.. Ah ah! I came in 2 see my food given another shape.. I couldnt cry.. I just sat on my bed looking like a dondi.. She was laughing.. Now i threw the food away ... 4 things came 2 my mind.. 1)why i chose ambrose alli
2)why i chose this hostel
3)why i made friends with her
4) why i am so calm

That same lady that gave me food,gv me another,bt a very little quantity.. Now i have 2 sleep like this.. Girls sha

Aunty,as big as u re.. U will come 2 be telling us ur neighbours dnt talk 2 u.. Is it dat u re looking 4 smtn 2 post or what?? Dnt u think d post is 2 childish ?? Aw do u expect us 2 knw what u ve done?? Chai! Im sure because they dnt move with people without sense,thats y they ve been ignoring u

End time pastors!

Oma baby! I like d lady sha.. How i wish her voice was as fine as her face

It happened to me also.. I also got d7 in english.. So i sat 4 gce that same year

I wanted 2 be a medical doctor bt 2dai a microbiologist o

Mr.adigun... Mehn d man tried, we fondly called him baba... He taught me biology 2 d fullest at flowergate sch..

Every class i attended was a hit,back 2 back, from DNA to reproduction to Growth, iyalaya any other teacher,microbiology tii take over

Every post i made on nairaland was a hit,back 2 back, from ''romance,celebrities,sport.. Iyalaya all mod.. Lalasticlala do not dare come to the main land,i will put ur story on punch newspaper front page....(na olamide inspire me o,na joke i dey b4 u begin dey ban person) lalasticlala reason my matter.. Put my write ups on fp

sinaj:
Www.google.com

at ur age u dnt expect google to answer me.. Its just a search engine.. Ode

When a man is castrated, does he lose all senses of the urge to have sex? Or, is it that he loses all ejaculation, but the urges are still there?

I tried to learn something from the arguement we made yesterday night.. When a man's testes is gone he shdnt ve that testesterone juice any more...

RadicallyBlunt:
It depends on which 1 grow pubic hair 1st

Answer - I use pubic hair snr u I no be ya mate at ll

ahhahahahaha so dem no go thr age until 14 abi??

A or B??

If a pregnant woman gives birth to a twin. First one comes out by 11 :54pm of December 31st, the second at 12: 03am January 1st.
.
Questions:
.
1) Are they age mate?

2) Which year will they claim?

https://www.nairaland.com/2837338/opinion-neither-lil-kesh-nor reekado nor lil kesh deserve this award! Bt the real fact those children,jazzy nd ola dey f up

Its funny why you guys forgot about kiss daniel.. Its not that those other acts are bad but i think someone is better here!
For me the next rated is supposed to be kiss daniel..
The contents of his songs are just mature,interesting,loving,sweet and priceless... Kiss daniel made his debut hit,woju! without any influence... Unlike reekado and ybnl act lil kesh.. I continue to wonder why olamide would come up to defend what isnt even his.. Although lil kesh is popular.. Lets say he gained his popularity faster with the influence of olamide.. Which lil kesh song made a hit like kiss daniel's laye?? Woju?? Good time?? None, he sang shoki and the song was banned.. Thats a very good way to show he has lot of corrupt contents in his song.. Is it the '' im a superman i can fly,i can do back flip''araga is here,chinchachun i go drink kpanye(whatever)oya dami si?


Now coming to rekaado banks..

Very good he made some hits like katapot,sugar baby,corner,had lot of features form skales,falz,etc.. He is way upper than lil kesh now.. Because his songs re extremerily wriiten well. Made a team song,dorobucci which he took the hook of that song... Made katapot,made jantamanta.. I can remember one ''amen in galilie,amen in galilie,blood of jesus christ tan tan ran tan ran'' the song never went any where..

Kiss daniel came with woju which he released in 2013.. Without any influence he made that hit.. He released shoye afterwards,released chijioke,released the remix of woju, the guy's talent is pure.. Came with laye with a very impressive rich video,he was featured on rabba,he killed the song to the fact that many never knew he isnt the owner of that song.. Now come good life, sweet melodious song with a good beat.. This guy wasnt influenced by any olamide or donjazzy.. He manged to carve a niche for him where we all tought there wasnt any other space for any act.. All hail the king kiss daniel..

Headies by the time Vic O comes for you now you will be nominating small doctor for best male vocalist.. Happy new year
#shawnfamous

CC: Lalasticlala,mynd44

Walahi na ambrose alli...

Lol facebook 4 real?? Nd u re on nairaland u also term ur self intelligent... Showing off? Ehn ehn if i show off nko?? Na ur money niii On christmas day u wear shoes nd clothes with big eye glasses u re showing on right?? Cursing people online?? Oh lord let dis nt mk frontpage cos the OP is a person who has low IQ,he shddnt even be using a phone.. Dondi m suppose 2 cain u 4 dis oo... Bt i go jst leave u till next time.. End time unintelligent op

semanose:


I have gotten to the point I told mine to get lost and I having problems already which I have associated with her. Real end time in laws

bro dis life na jeje.. Why nt leave her nd stay alone

Dnt tell her to get lost o so wen spiritual problems start.. U wont associate it to her
END time mother inlaws

Abi girl 1 rape me ni... Na girls fit dey hide

Course in the uk??
We shd learn it? Learn it to be against u or learn it to be like u? Tufiakwa
so that we would steal a whole state money nd still stay there or we shd kill someone wen the person is close to the verge of winning a post?? Even anini wont even study the course.. Thief of thieves

All na End time girlfriends

Cool... U see them.. Legendary... Nt all thiss end time musicians with iyeyeye..skiboroboskibo skiboroboskibo yeeba oshey....... E neva had 7 children at a young age.. He never told u e suffered b4 rising to stardom.. Lalasticlala cm nd see o

End time tori
End time wig
End time makeup
End time lip stick
End time breasst
End time marriage
End time divorce

i knw sey e go reach fp..

End time lalasticlala

Sai jona

Its funny why a girl would start crying when she is 39 and a guy proposes 2 her.. Is it that u dnt want to get married??... Even when u ve been begging him 2 marry,u still get shocked,shy..

For instance Tiwa savage was expecting tee billz to propose 2 her,bt the proposal wasnt coming forth,bt she knew that it would be that week,impromtu parties evrywhr and she knew its was gonna happen.. Finally he proposed and she also got shocked, is that the trend in proposal?? Is it that marriage wont work well if she dsnt get shocked??