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Police is not practising what they are preaching. If one gets invited by the police and doesn't honour it. It's gon to be a humiliation case.
Since Abba kyari feels he is innocent, let him sew a very good designer cloth for himself and honour their invitation. Simple

I feel pity for him too

If e sure for u, show Ur face na.

Na the members me pity, I don't have a problem with the pastor herself, she's good to go.

khilardz:
If you can't get it, forget abarrit

dude he is right, u didn't explain anything or maybe that wasn't your intention. Examples u gave aren't enough

Even my brothers above me who love what they are seeing are forming righteous. Great

Stay there! Gombe is good and it's a good place to widen Ur horizon.

Bros if u don't show me how big her breast is I will seize the vital and important information I have for u.

Wayne4uall:
To God be the glory, currently applying for my post graduate

na so. Na man u be.

Wayne4uall:
Lol... Back in d days na phy 101 and chm 101 dey give us problems

u see this phy 101 and chem 102 for 100l. I fail their 2. I thank God sey I don dey serve now

Mine was when I was coming to Lagos.
As I dropped, I asked some razz looking guys where to urinate.
They both smiled and gave me a location to do that.
Upon returning and zipping my trouser, I saw like 12 men coming towards me, telling me my money was 50,000.
I just smiled and thought they were joking. Even the one that gave me direction was with them.
One brought out a phone to take a picture of Me telling me to pose. They forcefully seized my bag. I started going at loggerheads with them, I was tired as they never spoke in English.

Omo, I paid those fools my last 1k.

If u have the above and u aren't liberal with cash, these girls won't look your way

Reeses:
Westin stop you from “finding” that vaccine?

wetin be Westin. U go school so.

Take another Ibucap. Be taking it like that till ambulance come and carry u to the hospital.

Landmack:
Hahaha

Or even bath am with aceed

Not everything u want to show you’re very wise...not every human u see is quite human. Some pple don’t take rejection well. So be careful

I tell u.

Ebubechuwku:
As for me , I don't like questioning people, so most time I expect the worst from everybody.... and anyhow e happen, we continue from there...

But mind you am lenient and strict at the same , so no too much emotion when emotion is not needed...

Dem never kill u before.

That's why sometimes it's good to keep a girl for a long time before tying the knot.
Dig out many things about her and her family for the time frame not just go about exploring and digging her like u lost something.

Never happened.
E depend on the fight wey Una dey fight. Normally I don't separate fight because my mom told me not to.

But if I try separate and I go collect person blow for mouth, I fit break Una two head.

There was this close friend of mine in school then. This guy came to my lodge and found a girl he said he liked, so as my fellow guy man I told him how good the girl was to me and how promiscuous she was at the same time. He said he just wanted to have his way with her, I asked this my said friend when he started becoming a playboy, he just smiled.
If I tell u that same week, they were already dating u wouldn't believe. I told this guy everything good and bad things about this girl because he was my Paddy.
Even when some guys come to straff her at home, I would inform my friend. Only if I had known. I thought it was me and my friend against her, little did I know I was at their middle.

So my paddy and I had issues over a little arguement, that was how doom started with me.
The girl came to my block, said everything the I said about her, that she used to moan like this, that she bathes outside when the shower is not running. That she flirts a lot.
Everything she said I told my friend are so true. In fact, accurate. I really said them. I was looking like a slowpoke, this time I was smiling like a better slowpoke when being confronted. She shouted so loud, everyone gather but never calmed her down. The story was interesting to them. Especially when she said she has multiple boyfriends and she screams because their dick is so big unlike mine. This time I smiled more cheaplessly like a bigger slowpoke because people in the house were starting to mk fun of that.
The girl then ask that I pay her all the money I was owing her straightaway, that was about 17k then.
Where do I get that money straightaway? I told her I can't do transfer that in the evening I would withdraw and give to her, She agreeeeed and left after much pleading by blockmates. All through this time I had utter no words because I couldn't defend my self.
I went in with strong head and tears almost clouding my eyes. I started calling, looking for 17k to give her. After the stress of getting the money complete, I went in the evening to request for her account number, she insisted that I must give her cash. This time, i was very mad and I didn't want much embarrassing moments, I just treked to the campus ATM to withdraw the money.
On getting back I heard their noises outside the gates, this time my friend was with her. As I handed her the money, she counted and gave my friend some amount there and he left. That scene alone touched me. This guy comes to my lodge but no be me e seyt find come. Imagine, banny wey I introduce give my guy. The times I saw this guy, I saw guilt all over his face but he tried So hard not to send me.

Now after graduation, they are no longer together.
I was happy so I tried being friend with this girl again so I could get back to my friend, it didn't work, but I understand.

One 31st night, I saw someone knock on my door, and behold it was my friend accompanied by our friends.
Immediately I saw him, I burst into tears, he ran to hug me to confort me. As he came close, I grab him neck go wall, I be wan punch am but my friends calm me. We talked, Everything was settled after much pleading, I went out with them that night.
But the next times I saw him, he still irritated me, I don't hate u anymore but I don't want to have a single thing to do with you. He would hit my head and expect to react the way I used to when we were friends, no way. He tried his best to be friend sha. But e no work. Now we just see and greet with our heads.
That's my type of forgiveness.

I have learnt a lesson now, even if u wan marry prostitute, I no go ever advice u. I would even give u 10 reasons why u should marry her.

Lol.. He said he only used fingers so people would say he didn't abuse her.

Mariangeles:




Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery.

this one dey form wise man. U for nor go school wey oyinbo create na. U for dey farm

vickydevoka:
I swear. Losing a child and a bread winner is so painful. Wen my guy loss his father he wanted to kill himself because he knows the suffering he is about to face

damn.
It's well

I have seen worse than these.

Na African mentality be this. When Europeans dey find vaccines. Na to dey sit down on top casket with crane we Sabi.

What a brain, let them go the way that others with same grade gets scholarship.
At least the governor suppose shake body na.

Beebah2000:
Lol
Men cheat accidentally ke??
Not true!!

it's true.
If we are going on our own, we will just fall down and fall inside Toto

If u have never lost someone dear to you. U may never understand what these families are currently passing through, especially when it involves losing a child.

I pray that these never happens to us or someome close to us.

If u choose not to use his surname, no consequences.

If you also choose to add his surname to Ur surname with a hyphen differentiating them, no problem.

And if u choose to use only his surname, no problem.

The surname thing is maybe to show marital status when necessary.

When I saw equality I just knew that was where u were going to. MEN are superior. Dead such discussion.
U need a man to be a woman.

So when people commited suicide, there was no weed, no songs, no cruise?
The reason why it has dropped in your sight is because the media is tired of it and it's no longer surprising.
U have never been depressed before OP. U think weed and Made in Lagos will bring you out of it?

This Ur question get as e be o.
How do they over come it again.
Baba u better talk Wetin we already know.

Dude it's just a year left, finish up and leave.

Don't let People without a passport misjudge u.

gentle136:
it's my brother. Cheating in a marriage is against the law, and it's punishable by a fine or even jail time.

U lie.
It's not a crime bro. Only in the North it is.