There was this close friend of mine in school then. This guy came to my lodge and found a girl he said he liked, so as my fellow guy man I told him how good the girl was to me and how promiscuous she was at the same time. He said he just wanted to have his way with her, I asked this my said friend when he started becoming a playboy, he just smiled.
If I tell u that same week, they were already dating u wouldn't believe. I told this guy everything good and bad things about this girl because he was my Paddy.
Even when some guys come to straff her at home, I would inform my friend. Only if I had known. I thought it was me and my friend against her, little did I know I was at their middle.

So my paddy and I had issues over a little arguement, that was how doom started with me.
The girl came to my block, said everything the I said about her, that she used to moan like this, that she bathes outside when the shower is not running. That she flirts a lot.
Everything she said I told my friend are so true. In fact, accurate. I really said them. I was looking like a slowpoke, this time I was smiling like a better slowpoke when being confronted. She shouted so loud, everyone gather but never calmed her down. The story was interesting to them. Especially when she said she has multiple boyfriends and she screams because their dick is so big unlike mine. This time I smiled more cheaplessly like a bigger slowpoke because people in the house were starting to mk fun of that.
The girl then ask that I pay her all the money I was owing her straightaway, that was about 17k then.
Where do I get that money straightaway? I told her I can't do transfer that in the evening I would withdraw and give to her, She agreeeeed and left after much pleading by blockmates. All through this time I had utter no words because I couldn't defend my self.
I went in with strong head and tears almost clouding my eyes. I started calling, looking for 17k to give her. After the stress of getting the money complete, I went in the evening to request for her account number, she insisted that I must give her cash. This time, i was very mad and I didn't want much embarrassing moments, I just treked to the campus ATM to withdraw the money.
On getting back I heard their noises outside the gates, this time my friend was with her. As I handed her the money, she counted and gave my friend some amount there and he left. That scene alone touched me. This guy comes to my lodge but no be me e seyt find come. Imagine, banny wey I introduce give my guy. The times I saw this guy, I saw guilt all over his face but he tried So hard not to send me.

Now after graduation, they are no longer together.
I was happy so I tried being friend with this girl again so I could get back to my friend, it didn't work, but I understand.

One 31st night, I saw someone knock on my door, and behold it was my friend accompanied by our friends.
Immediately I saw him, I burst into tears, he ran to hug me to confort me. As he came close, I grab him neck go wall, I be wan punch am but my friends calm me. We talked, Everything was settled after much pleading, I went out with them that night.
But the next times I saw him, he still irritated me, I don't hate u anymore but I don't want to have a single thing to do with you. He would hit my head and expect to react the way I used to when we were friends, no way. He tried his best to be friend sha. But e no work. Now we just see and greet with our heads.
That's my type of forgiveness.

I have learnt a lesson now, even if u wan marry prostitute, I no go ever advice u. I would even give u 10 reasons why u should marry her.

Lol.. He said he only used fingers so people would say he didn't abuse her.

Mariangeles:




Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery.

this one dey form wise man. U for nor go school wey oyinbo create na. U for dey farm

vickydevoka:

I swear. Losing a child and a bread winner is so painful. Wen my guy loss his father he wanted to kill himself because he knows the suffering he is about to face

damn.
It's well

I have seen worse than these.

Na African mentality be this. When Europeans dey find vaccines. Na to dey sit down on top casket with crane we Sabi.

What a brain, let them go the way that others with same grade gets scholarship.
At least the governor suppose shake body na.

Beebah2000:
Lol
Men cheat accidentally ke??
Not true!!

it's true.
If we are going on our own, we will just fall down and fall inside Toto

If u have never lost someone dear to you. U may never understand what these families are currently passing through, especially when it involves losing a child.

I pray that these never happens to us or someome close to us.

If u choose not to use his surname, no consequences.

If you also choose to add his surname to Ur surname with a hyphen differentiating them, no problem.

And if u choose to use only his surname, no problem.

The surname thing is maybe to show marital status when necessary.

When I saw equality I just knew that was where u were going to. MEN are superior. Dead such discussion.
U need a man to be a woman.

So when people commited suicide, there was no weed, no songs, no cruise?
The reason why it has dropped in your sight is because the media is tired of it and it's no longer surprising.
U have never been depressed before OP. U think weed and Made in Lagos will bring you out of it?

This Ur question get as e be o.
How do they over come it again.
Baba u better talk Wetin we already know.

Dude it's just a year left, finish up and leave.

Don't let People without a passport misjudge u.

gentle136:
it's my brother. Cheating in a marriage is against the law, and it's punishable by a fine or even jail time.

U lie.
It's not a crime bro. Only in the North it is.

Bigredmachine:


Yeah... But who fkkk am na

na me Bleep am.
aboki

gentle136:
I just dey pity you.

Na you just wan use ur Own hand dig ur grave bcus of lust for breast and yansh of another man legal property.

is it illegal to sleep with one's wife ?

G

Bigredmachine:

dem fucck am na

mmsen:


They would not put him in the airforce anywhere. Such thinking is the problem with Africa.

u said it rightly

J3susFr3ak:


Corruption at its peak...a lot of that "maintenance" only goes to maintain certain individual's fat Bank accounts....pity

I tell u

Tablechair:
hmmm! If individuals can refine crude why can't our government do so??!

exactly and that's the problem!!!

I know many would say if was in saner countries they would put him in the Airforce bla bla bla.
But they won't talk about how foolish the officials were to allow a Little kid get into the plane compartments.
Imagine he was with a bomb. Africa sha.
Look at the officials standing very close to him like they know what's in the boy's bag.

In my final year then in school, my group used to be 4 in number.
A particular course then was readjusted from the exam timetable but we never knew. We knew two days to the exam
A day to the exam we decided to come together as usual, we promised ourselves it was Gon be Till the day breaks and after that, shower and go sit for the exam.
We were all Hungry so we contributed money to get cook something so we can fire down till dawn.

We prepared a sumptuous meal that night before reading.
After the meal, we all decided to rest for about 1hr and kick off by 12
We were all shocked to wake up by 7am.
Only one of us failed that course tho, the rest of us had Ds.

didioviedo30:
EFCC now doing the work of Navy, Nimasa, police, DSS

Economic and Financial Crimes Commission

See youths refining oil in a little scale themselves.

Nigeria my country spends $26.5 billion yearly in maintaining a refinery that produces a non-existent 445k barrels of fuel per day.
Yet, we still import fuel and pay for every landing cost.
Worst of it is that they are importing fuel from Niger Republic, not even Kuwait or Qatar

Udure2468:


Now I understand why they have the best infectious disease control Laboratory.
And best Epidemiologists Laboratory on planet Earth.
If that kind thing be happen for Nigeria, na shame we for carry.

I tell u

SSpeter:
Dear Guys

I am writing to formally inform you to ensure you painstakingly and meticulously examine the type of guys your girlfriend has dated in the past. Please and please don't fall for the scam of " my past stays in the past". Dig the past, scrutinize all you have unearthed before you finally propose.

I saw a former colleague recently and he was almost a shadow of himself. He narrated how he is just recuperating from all his loses. He said his Church revealed to him that his wife is a pipe that keeps sucking his wealth and remitting his resources to the yahoo guy that performed the ritual on her. He explained how his logistics company crumbled and I almost cried. He said the court officially dissolved their marriage on a Friday, on Wednesday (the following week), a small reputable company gave him an offer to head their supply chain unit.

Please and please do not touch any lady that a Yahoo boy/man has touched. Fortunately they no longer hide their rituals. Please as an ambitious young man, dig into your potential wife's past. Know her dating history and the type of people she has dated.

Approximately 5 years ago there was this guy that invited us to a treat after his wedding while we were chilling someone asked him how did you meet your spouse he said "we met on a plane". To cut to the chase, the guy met a lady that a sugar Daddy was sponsoring to Dubai and "wifed" her. How can you meet a lady in business class who has no real job and the parents can not afford a 1999 Toyota and you say na she you wan marry? Although him body tell am and he advised himself.

As an ambitious young man the final trap ahead is your partner. Guide your steps towards marriage jealousy. The signs are always there. Your downfall begins when you marry an unfortunate person. I have seen someone who earns 650k monthly dismissed because of cheque issued on an unfunded account (No be juju be that?) He said the pressure from his wife was becoming unbearable. This was same wife that was catered for by a Sugar Daddy before the mumuni "wifed" her.

Finally, I will advise you to take this piece of advice: start digging. Never date a yahoo or sugar Daddy by-product. Your college girlfriend is using a premium iPhone and you know quite well that the parents are poor and she often calls you for bailout funds and you think one magical uncle gave her the phone?

U really do not need tell me. Weda true or not. I no fit suffer when I no get idea of o

Surveying and geoinformatics and u can also study building

streetsoldier1:



see comedian oo, how can you pick HIV on the ground?

I'm surprised u still did not get the joke. It's well.

For this economy na him u dey bash person car. Very good of u.

When I saw the headline, I just knew it would either be South Africa or Zimbabwe. But South Africa it is.
South Africa has about 8 million people living with HIV, that's about 20 percent of their population. While Zimbabwe has about 24 percent of total population living with HIV.
It means that if u are walking on the road in these countries, u may pick HIV on the ground.