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Health / Re: Pls Help, What Skin Defections Is This by shawnfamous(m): 12:13pm On Jan 01, 2022
This is mycosis, it's a fungal skin infection.

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Phones / Re: The phone this Nairalanders sold me was a fraud not 4G by shawnfamous(m): 10:53am On Jan 01, 2022
Bro, u weren't scammed
Try another SIM card. Many SIM cards don't have the bandwidth Ur phone uses especially Airtel. When I got my Samsung A31, I inserted my Airtel SIM and wasn't showing 4G, but when I put it in my friend's infinix, it did. So I tried with my other sim, 4G worked.
So u can get another SIM card.

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Romance / Re: What Does Satisfying Woman Actually Entails by shawnfamous(m): 4:30pm On Dec 29, 2021
U must do it when ever she wants it
U must do it whatever she wants it
U must do it however she wants it
U must mk her cumm
Health / Re: How I Dealt With Body-shamers. by shawnfamous(m): 4:13pm On Dec 29, 2021
When I was a little boy around 13 or there about, I used to be very fat, then people would always insult me with that, they would call me different kind of names, "fat puppy" "big for nothing" "Elephantiasis" "big boy small prick" etc.
When I get to offend them, they call those names to spite me and they succeed because whenever they do that I get angry esp the issues of small prick lol.
So one day I told my mum and she said that when ever they do that I shouldn't fight that I should just laugh it off.
And when it happens again that they call me the name to get my attention, I would respond and just smile with pain. Gently it faded off.

Same applies to the present day, In a gathering, If my guys mock me for an event that long happened, my laughter would be the loudest.

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Romance / Re: I Am At The Border Between Usa And Canada by shawnfamous(m): 1:17pm On Dec 29, 2021
How can u be in two great countries and be thinking like someone from Togo.
What a childish talk.

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Romance / Re: A Lady Was Beaten For Pouring Drinks On A Man At A Party by shawnfamous(m): 1:05pm On Dec 29, 2021
I laugh when I read people say female are this that.
I have very terrible male friends and very terrible female friends, there's no bad character that guys have that females don't have, versa.
If u wake up in the morning and come to nairaland to swear hate on female, then u don't have a productive life, u want to be productive but u come on here hating them.
I'm a guy, I had a mum that was the sweetest thing I have ever had. Every marriage without quarrel is just a Disney movie.
It's just a shame that after the whole bashing, u still go ahead to settle with them.

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Business / Re: Next Cash And Carry: Goods Worth Millions Of Naira Retrieved By Abuja Residents by shawnfamous(m): 11:53am On Dec 27, 2021
Baawaa:
They are not wise
Fool, I'm sure u have received enough bashing for the year already, he-goat.
Family / Re: Why Is It Difficult To Forget Loved Once by shawnfamous(m): 12:43am On Dec 25, 2021
Lost my mum 3 weeks ago, I wish I could explain to u how much I miss u..
Phones / Re: Free 1gb For Mtn Users Only!! by shawnfamous(m): 11:16am On Dec 23, 2021
Can I put my number. I mean same SIM I'm using in browsing
Politics / Re: Hushpuppi: IG Submits Report On Abba Kyari To Police Service Commission by shawnfamous(m): 7:55am On Dec 20, 2021
Police is not practising what they are preaching. If one gets invited by the police and doesn't honour it. It's gon to be a humiliation case.
Since Abba kyari feels he is innocent, let him sew a very good designer cloth for himself and honour their invitation. Simple

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Family / Re: I Feel Pity For My Uncle by shawnfamous(m): 6:38am On Dec 20, 2021
I feel pity for him too
Education / Re: "Copied In All But Caught In None", Graduate's Sign Out Picture Surfaces Online by shawnfamous(m): 6:33am On Dec 20, 2021
If e sure for u, show Ur face na.

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Religion / Re: Anybody That Dies As A Footballer Will Go To Hell – Female Preacher Claims by shawnfamous(m): 2:55am On Dec 18, 2021
Na the members me pity, I don't have a problem with the pastor herself, she's good to go.

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Education / Re: Have You Heard Of The Word "Tort"? by shawnfamous(m): 5:28am On Dec 16, 2021
khilardz:

If you can't get it, forget abarrit
dude he is right, u didn't explain anything or maybe that wasn't your intention. Examples u gave aren't enough

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Education / Re: Niger Delta University Graduating Student Signs On Colleague's Chest (Photo) by shawnfamous(m): 5:23am On Dec 16, 2021
Even my brothers above me who love what they are seeing are forming righteous. Great

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NYSC / Re: I Want Y'll To Advice Me About My Choice Of NYSC by shawnfamous(m): 8:31pm On Dec 14, 2021
Stay there! Gombe is good and it's a good place to widen Ur horizon.
Romance / Re: Advice Needed by shawnfamous(m): 8:21pm On Dec 14, 2021
Bros if u don't show me how big her breast is I will seize the vital and important information I have for u.
Education / Re: Poor Results Of Ambrose Alli University Economics Students (Photo) by shawnfamous(m): 5:17am On Dec 13, 2021
Wayne4uall:


To God be the glory, currently applying for my post graduate
na so. Na man u be.

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Education / Re: Poor Results Of Ambrose Alli University Economics Students (Photo) by shawnfamous(m): 12:32am On Dec 13, 2021
Wayne4uall:
Lol... Back in d days na phy 101 and chm 101 dey give us problems
u see this phy 101 and chem 102 for 100l. I fail their 2. I thank God sey I don dey serve now
Crime / Re: My Sweet Bitter Experience With Agberos In Abuja Yesterday. by shawnfamous(m): 12:50pm On Dec 07, 2021
Mine was when I was coming to Lagos.
As I dropped, I asked some razz looking guys where to urinate.
They both smiled and gave me a location to do that.
Upon returning and zipping my trouser, I saw like 12 men coming towards me, telling me my money was 50,000.
I just smiled and thought they were joking. Even the one that gave me direction was with them.
One brought out a phone to take a picture of Me telling me to pose. They forcefully seized my bag. I started going at loggerheads with them, I was tired as they never spoke in English.

Omo, I paid those fools my last 1k.

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Family / Re: 10 Ways To Be A Good Friend by shawnfamous(m): 12:48pm On Dec 07, 2021
If u have the above and u aren't liberal with cash, these girls won't look your way
Events / Re: Deceased Receive Final Circus Show From Friends In Ghana (Photo, Video) by shawnfamous(m): 5:46pm On Dec 06, 2021
Reeses:


Westin stop you from “finding” that vaccine?
wetin be Westin. U go school so.

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Health / Re: Pls I'm In Pains by shawnfamous(m): 5:38pm On Dec 06, 2021
Take another Ibucap. Be taking it like that till ambulance come and carry u to the hospital.

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Romance / Re: Married Nairalanders: Did You Ever Doubt Your Spouse Before Tying The Knot? by shawnfamous(m): 5:35pm On Dec 06, 2021
Landmack:

Hahaha

Or even bath am with aceed

Not everything u want to show you’re very wise...not every human u see is quite human. Some pple don’t take rejection well. So be careful
I tell u.
Romance / Re: Married Nairalanders: Did You Ever Doubt Your Spouse Before Tying The Knot? by shawnfamous(m): 4:58pm On Dec 06, 2021
Ebubechuwku:
As for me , I don't like questioning people, so most time I expect the worst from everybody.... and anyhow e happen, we continue from there...

But mind you am lenient and strict at the same , so no too much emotion when emotion is not needed...
Dem never kill u before.
Romance / Re: Married Nairalanders: Did You Ever Doubt Your Spouse Before Tying The Knot? by shawnfamous(m): 4:57pm On Dec 06, 2021
That's why sometimes it's good to keep a girl for a long time before tying the knot.
Dig out many things about her and her family for the time frame not just go about exploring and digging her like u lost something.
Crime / Re: Ever Been Injured While Trying To Separate A Fight? by shawnfamous(m): 4:43pm On Dec 06, 2021
Never happened.
E depend on the fight wey Una dey fight. Normally I don't separate fight because my mom told me not to.

But if I try separate and I go collect person blow for mouth, I fit break Una two head.

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Found Yourself In A Situation Where You Find It Hard To Forgive? by shawnfamous(m): 3:44pm On Dec 06, 2021
There was this close friend of mine in school then. This guy came to my lodge and found a girl he said he liked, so as my fellow guy man I told him how good the girl was to me and how promiscuous she was at the same time. He said he just wanted to have his way with her, I asked this my said friend when he started becoming a playboy, he just smiled.
If I tell u that same week, they were already dating u wouldn't believe. I told this guy everything good and bad things about this girl because he was my Paddy.
Even when some guys come to straff her at home, I would inform my friend. Only if I had known. I thought it was me and my friend against her, little did I know I was at their middle.

So my paddy and I had issues over a little arguement, that was how doom started with me.
The girl came to my block, said everything the I said about her, that she used to moan like this, that she bathes outside when the shower is not running. That she flirts a lot.
Everything she said I told my friend are so true. In fact, accurate. I really said them. I was looking like a slowpoke, this time I was smiling like a better slowpoke when being confronted. She shouted so loud, everyone gather but never calmed her down. The story was interesting to them. Especially when she said she has multiple boyfriends and she screams because their dick is so big unlike mine. This time I smiled more cheaplessly like a bigger slowpoke because people in the house were starting to mk fun of that.
The girl then ask that I pay her all the money I was owing her straightaway, that was about 17k then.
Where do I get that money straightaway? I told her I can't do transfer that in the evening I would withdraw and give to her, She agreeeeed and left after much pleading by blockmates. All through this time I had utter no words because I couldn't defend my self.
I went in with strong head and tears almost clouding my eyes. I started calling, looking for 17k to give her. After the stress of getting the money complete, I went in the evening to request for her account number, she insisted that I must give her cash. This time, i was very mad and I didn't want much embarrassing moments, I just treked to the campus ATM to withdraw the money.
On getting back I heard their noises outside the gates, this time my friend was with her. As I handed her the money, she counted and gave my friend some amount there and he left. That scene alone touched me. This guy comes to my lodge but no be me e seyt find come. Imagine, banny wey I introduce give my guy. The times I saw this guy, I saw guilt all over his face but he tried So hard not to send me.

Now after graduation, they are no longer together.
I was happy so I tried being friend with this girl again so I could get back to my friend, it didn't work, but I understand.

One 31st night, I saw someone knock on my door, and behold it was my friend accompanied by our friends.
Immediately I saw him, I burst into tears, he ran to hug me to confort me. As he came close, I grab him neck go wall, I be wan punch am but my friends calm me. We talked, Everything was settled after much pleading, I went out with them that night.
But the next times I saw him, he still irritated me, I don't hate u anymore but I don't want to have a single thing to do with you. He would hit my head and expect to react the way I used to when we were friends, no way. He tried his best to be friend sha. But e no work. Now we just see and greet with our heads.
That's my type of forgiveness.

I have learnt a lesson now, even if u wan marry prostitute, I no go ever advice u. I would even give u 10 reasons why u should marry her.

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