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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Reacts To Chimamanda Adichie's Comment On Men Holding The Door For Women by ShawtCake(f): 10:54pm On Jun 07, 2018
Sapiosexuality:
How does being a dick worshipper stop one from being feminist? What do you even understand by feminism? Why call cry babies and girls whose knowledge of feminism is equal but opposite to yours, feminists? Does a man loving the va'gina makes him less a free man?
wait! Do you work with Jamb? Pls stop mentioning me o.. We are entitled to our opinions.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Reacts To Chimamanda Adichie's Comment On Men Holding The Door For Women by ShawtCake(f): 10:44pm On Jun 07, 2018
The same set of people that goes around saying; men are scum.. Bla Bla Bla.. Are the pathetic Ddick worshippers!
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Reacts To Chimamanda Adichie's Comment On Men Holding The Door For Women by ShawtCake(f): 10:41pm On Jun 07, 2018
Sapiosexuality:
That's probably because you don't understand it. If you do and shed off those ingrained mental prisons culture leaves around, you'd know better.
Boy! Feminism is bullshit! I totally believe men and women are unique entities and no one can take the role of the other.. Well, women try to take up manly roles but it's all nonsense! Having to even try in the first place, makes it invalid!

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Celebrities / Re: Banky W Reacts To Chimamanda Adichie's Comment On Men Holding The Door For Women by ShawtCake(f): 10:33pm On Jun 07, 2018
I'm not a fan of feminism!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Men Are Hardworking, Respectful And Don't Cheat' - Ghanaian Lady Says by ShawtCake(f): 2:44pm On Jun 05, 2018
Won shi maa fun aunty yii legbegbe!! Lmaooo

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Religion / Re: Lizzy And Johnson Suleman Celebrate 14th Wedding Anniversary by ShawtCake(f): 2:00pm On Jun 05, 2018
Before and after eating people's hard earned money.. lipsrsealed undecided

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Family / Re: My Pregnant Wife Now Hates Me! Please Help!!! by ShawtCake(f): 1:28am On Jun 04, 2018
Hedonisst:
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And after all of this poo, he would later find out that the child isn't even his!

The guts and sheer mindlessness of most of you jezebels is beyond mind-boggling. I don't blame you lot though, I blame the mumu men who are doormats and pander to your wavy, frivolous, fickle nothingness.

Wise men know this: train up a woman in the way that she should go (from Day 1), and she will never depart from it. Whether pregnancy or PMS, or even marine spirits worrying you, you don't act up with a dude who knows what's up. That shitty behaviour is only for wussies and cuckolds.
Hain! All these grammar ontop Wetin undecided
Family / Re: Kabiru Ishaq Sa'id Celebrates His 3 Wives, Gives Them Pet Names by ShawtCake(f): 8:21pm On Jun 03, 2018
Original, authentic, special Nawa o! After original what's remaining, fake! So, others are fake.

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Crime / Re: Robbers Snatch N9m LG Workers’ April Salary In Kebbi by ShawtCake(f): 10:27pm On May 31, 2018
Iscoflexxman:
#WelcomeToNigeria.
chairman Issa criminal
Crime / Re: Robbers Snatch N9m LG Workers’ April Salary In Kebbi by ShawtCake(f): 10:26pm On May 31, 2018
Aah snatch ke? 9million naira.. E mo iro pa [su kiss

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Celebrities / Re: Newlywed Mo'cheddah Steps Out In Style (photos) by ShawtCake(f): 10:23pm On May 31, 2018
Mochedda diva mo lenu... cheesy Mrs BK.. Where's BK?

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Romance / Re: Zambian Man Caught Having Sex With Married Pregnant Woman (Photos) by ShawtCake(f): 11:54pm On May 30, 2018
Since when did having sex become a crime?! Or Am I missing something.. I'm not understanding o..
Politics / Re: FFK Questions Why Naira And Army Coat Of Arms Have Arabic Inscriptions On Them by ShawtCake(f): 9:03pm On May 30, 2018
Seetto:

God is an English word for the supreme being
Eloha in Hebrew
Allah in Arabic
Olorun in Yoruba
Chukwu in Igbo
Ubangiji in Hausa

We Muslims prefer saying Allah than saying God because the word God is subjected to feminine ,plural, like god, gods,goddesses but nothing like allahs allahesses ,, subahanallahi,,, Allah forbid
story! Allah is Allah, God is God! His name is Jehovah!
Celebrities / Re: Sir Shina Peters Celebrates His 60th Birthday With Lovely Photo by ShawtCake(f): 8:22pm On May 30, 2018
RiyadhGoddess:
Ese o ese o ese o ese o Afrojuju le fe gbo o Ese o
Ese o ese o ese o ese o Afrojuju le fe gbo o Ese o
Ko si bo se ma lu lu Tabi ko rin Afrojuju to ma da bi eni to ni
Ko si bo se ma lu luTabi ko rin Afrojuju to ma da bi eni to ni
O nin kan la je ose o
Omo Peteru ti de o
Shina Peters lo l a Afrojuju
Afrojuju o difference is clear o

Eyin elegbe leyin mi
Ejowo kilon pe ni Creator Oludasile
Moni kilon pe ni Founder Oludasile
Oluwashina Peters oludasile Afrojuju
Ati so tele tele ri Aye ole pa kadara dawon ko le f'owago seyin ni
Asiko awa youth ke ye binu wa
For sure ni
Young shall grow

Ko si bo se ma lu lu Tabi ko rin Afrojuju to ma da bi eni to ni
Ko si bo se ma lu luTabi ko rin Afrojuju to ma da bi eni to ni
O nin kan la je ose o
Omo Peteru to de o
Shina Peters lo l a Afrojuju
Afrojuju difference is clear o

Playing my imaginary guitar now

Right now we are ready to play music
We are ready o
I say right now
We are ready to play music
We are ready o
Mo ni right now
We are ready to play music We are ready o
I want to play
You want to dance
I want to play music
You want to dance
you want to dance
I want to play
you want to dance
I want to play
Haba Let us dance to Shina music
Let us dance to Afrojuju
Let us dance o
My sisters and brothers
All music lovers
Afrojuju is the latest
Is the latest music in town

Riyadhgoddess Dance dance dance and forget your sorrow
Jeka jo jeka jo jeka jo jeka jo
Ijo Sir Shina o ya
Ibi ta tin modun ye wa
Kole ye won rara o Kole ye won
I say dance dance dance and forget your sorrow
Haba dance dance dance and forget your sorrow
Je ka jo je ka jo je ka jo je ka jo
Ijo Sir Shina o ya

Oni were lu were e o Ejo
Awo oni fuji won lu fuji won Ejo
Awon alakpala won l'akpala won Ejo
Awon oni juju won lu juju won Ejo
Alaburete l'aburete Ejo
Oluwashina l'Afrojuju e Ejo

Ijo Shina (hitting my imaginary guitar hard)
Ere Shina (shaking my butt 360 degree)
Ijo Shina
Ere Shina
Afrojuju Afrojuju Afrojuju o Afrojuju
Emi le jo
Iwo le jo
Emi le jo o
Iwo le jo
Ijo Shina
Ere Shina
Ijo Shina
Ere Shina
Shina o Shina o Shina o Ye ye ye
Shina o Ye ye ye
Shina o Ye ye ye
Shina o Ye ye ye
Shina o Ye ye ye
Shina o ye ye ye
Shina o ye ye ye
Shina o

Omoge won jo Ijo Shina
Omo de wan jo Ijo Shina
Agbalagba n jo Ijo Shina
Awon guys wan jo Ijo Shina
Omoge wan jo ijo Shina
Awon nairalander jo ijo Shina
Riyadhgoddess jo ijo Shina

Haba


If you love Shina music say Shina Shina
if you love Shina music say star Star
If you love Shina music and you really want to show
If you love Shina music say Shina Shina
if you love Shina music raise your hand
If you love Shina music let us laugh (hahahaahahaha in ogun language)
If you love Shina music and you really want to show it Let us dance

Eyin sisi baby baby(dancing to my imaginary guitar)
Eyin orekelewa obirin
Eyin sisi baby baby
Eyin orekelewa obirin
Ikebe yen lon dami lohun jowo
Jowo o Jowo
Afara oyin lon da mu lohun Ton je shiki shiki
Eyin sisi baby baby

E ba mi jijo Shina Peters E jijo Shina Peters E jijo Shina Peters
E jijo Shina Peters yi E jijo Shina Peters E jijo Shina Peters
E ji jo Shina Peters E ji jo Shina Peters E ji jo Shina Peters
E bami jijo Shina Peters E ji jo Shina Peters yi


Padi mi owon wo ikebe yi ni woba mo ju kuro Jowo ki se eru e
Padi mi owon wo ikebe yi niwonba mo ju kuroJowo kin se eru e
ikebe onikebe lon wo ija igboro lon wa onikebe
onikebe lon wo yi Ija gboro lon wa iwo padi mi temi ni ti e ko o ma je a ja


Omoge jojolo yi nko
Temi ni ti e ko o ma je a ja
Olomoge to duro sepe sepe yi Temi ni ti e ko o ma je a ja
Nitori faji isale wa te ni to ba ju lo omoge ma balo
Temi ni ti e ko o ma je a ja o


Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin
Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin
Shiki shiki re lon wun mi mu E lon wunmi mu o Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin
Oyin o yo oo Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin
Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin Oyin o yo ooo
Oyin mo mo oya dun oyinKa laso mi do wuro lale
Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin Oyin o yo ooo Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin Ka laso mi do wuro lale Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin
Oyin o yo ooo Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin Oyin o yo ooo
Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin
Elegbe mi a bo wa le Oyin mo mo oya dun oyin


Mo ri omoge to rewa to duro sepe sepe Figure 8 sepe sepe figure 8
Mo ri omoge to rewa to duro sepe sepe Figure 8 sepe sepe figure 8
Oronmbo aya e odun ju osan lo


Olomoge show me your back eh ba dig it right dig it left oya oya were were kia mosa jo wo show me your back (dededededede)
HabaOppressor
Meji meji Oppressor O ma se
Olomoge dance with your chest Dig it right dig it left Oya oya were were kiya mosa Jowo dance with your chest(flipping chest up down up down) Oppressor
Loke loke Oppressor O ma se o
Baby yamu yamu kpeta kpeta Jen de be kara sile o
Ehn Baby mi yamu yamu kpeta kpeta Jen de be kara sile o


Eyin elegbe leyin yi
Afrojuju ga la ga ju o
Eyin elegbe leyin mi
Afrojuju yi o ga la ga ju o
Haba baby mi yamu yamu kpeta kpeta jen de be kara sile o



*turns 360 degree &doing the shoulder dance

Ijo Shina Ere Shina
Ijo Shina Ere Shina
Ijo Shina Ere Shina
Afrojuju o Afrojuju
Afrojuju o Afrojuju o
Afrojuju ye Afrojuju
Emi le jo Iwo le jo
Emi le jo
Iwo le jo
Shina o Shina o
Ma pa mi Shina o Ma se mi le se Shina o Ma ma kon mi ni badi Shina o Ma pa mi o Shina o Shina jo o
Shina o Shina jo o Shina o Shina joo Shina o Shina
Shina o Shina o Shina Shino o Shina joo Shina o
Ma pa mi o Shino o Ma se mi le se Shina o Ma ma kon mi ni badi Shina o Shina Shina o Shina Shina o Shina Shina o Shina Shina o Shina Shina o Shina joo Shina Ma pa mi o Shina o Ma se mi le se Shina o Ma ma kon mi ni badi Shina Ye Shina o Ye Shina Ye Shina o Ye Shina o Ye Shina o Ye Shina o Ye Shina o Oya Eje a jo Shina o
Eje a jo Shina o Eje a jo Shina o Eje a jo Shina o Eje a jo o Shina o

Omoge won jo Ijo Shina.



Arghhhh I'm sweating. The AC is blowing hot. I hope I won't be sacked today. @Op eni to ma koba lo wa.
I no dey take eye see Shina peter o
I no dey take ear hear Shina peter o


Happy Birthday Sir. You have been my favorite right from my toddler age till adulthood. In fact I won sardine and geisha as best dancer during childhood birthday parties. ESE SIR o. May you live long to play live on my wedding day sir Amin.
like seriously?
Celebrities / Re: Lady Blasts Falz For Using Ladies In Hijab To Dance In "This Is Nigeria” Video by ShawtCake(f): 12:24am On May 29, 2018
Ode ni baby yii sha
Celebrities / Re: May D Proposes To Carolina Wassmuth, His Pregnant Girlfriend by ShawtCake(f): 8:42pm On May 26, 2018
She looks older kiss
Celebrities / Re: Simi Is Better Than Me As A Song Writer Says Adekunle Gold by ShawtCake(f): 7:57pm On May 26, 2018
Premiumwriter:
is it your bed?
good question!
Politics / Re: 2 Die While Celebrating Jang’s Release by ShawtCake(f): 7:39pm On May 26, 2018
Ayatullah:


Kai 'ShawtCake'! You must be an "ogbologbo Àjéshocked
uncle, it takes a wizard to spot a witch shocked
Politics / Re: 2 Die While Celebrating Jang’s Release by ShawtCake(f): 3:52pm On May 26, 2018
Awon oloshi! Akutunku yin lona Orun!
Phones / Re: Which Phone Did You Regret Ever Using? by ShawtCake(f): 1:51pm On May 26, 2018
Timagex:
One tecno like that! It uses four sims shocked cool, battery lasts long cool. But, when old age came, the phone started using me instead of the other way round! How? The phone will singlehandedly mark like 5 numbers and ask me if I want to delete? shocked shocked I will press the red button, but, my oga will delete and tell me operation successful! shocked shocked. Furthermore, the phone was fond of sending messages on its own to my frequently dialled numbers... Messages like, "I need help urgently"! grin in the midnight o shocked grin among other punishmentspunishments...I suffered gaaan cry cry
hehehehe u are so funny.. grin
Phones / Re: Which Phone Did You Regret Ever Using? by ShawtCake(f): 1:48pm On May 26, 2018
Solo phone, HTC sense
Crime / Re: Woman's Only Child Dies At IDP Camp In Benue As She Cries (Photos) by ShawtCake(f): 1:34pm On May 26, 2018
Nawa o.. Benue sef Don get IDP camp.. It is well
Health / Re: Catholic Priest Infected With Ebola In Congo As Bishops Pray For Him Afar. by ShawtCake(f): 1:31pm On May 26, 2018
skolobo:
dis bishop no get the spirit of God in him, he would move close to him....christ never neglected his disciples and heals so many sick people,e.g issue of blood,leprosy etc...even worst dan dat, christ still dey lay hands
the question is, is he Christ?! He's just a fucking bishop Na! Pls cut him some slack shocked

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Health / Re: Catholic Priest Infected With Ebola In Congo As Bishops Pray For Him Afar. by ShawtCake(f): 1:28pm On May 26, 2018
Franking:
Prayers? What a waste of energy and time! Where was God when he got infected praying for those infected? Lol! Start prizing coffin.
ahn ahn.. Not even a tiny sobriety from you! U are not nice!
Romance / Re: Nigerian Man Proposes to a Girlfriend he Met on Twitter, See her Response (Pics by ShawtCake(f): 7:15pm On May 25, 2018
soberdrunk:
'Where' and 'How' do they meet all these 'better' ladies on social media? The ladies i meet on social media, either they thief my remote controls, chargers or sponge, or they turn out to be more 'male' than "female"............ angry
ahn ahn fear God Na.. grin[right][/right] Remote control?
Politics / Re: A Soldier Posted To Maiduguri Since 2014 Thanks God After 4 Years In Borno by ShawtCake(f): 1:05pm On May 25, 2018
I'm so teary right now! Who is chopping onions here. cry cry
Politics / Re: Precious Chikwendu Fani-Kayode Welcomes Triplets, All Boys - Ragnar, Aiden, Liam by ShawtCake(f): 1:00pm On May 25, 2018
Throwback:
What's with all the invented foreign names
I tire o

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide, Aisha Sulaiman, Their Son Batifeori Maximilliano Adedeji On School Runs by ShawtCake(f): 10:22pm On May 24, 2018
2mch:
When you are a father, try not to wear things like bullet proof vest and female scarf.
lol.. And gangster hairstyle..
Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze Supports Abortion For Pregnant Girl Raped By Armed Robbers by ShawtCake(f): 4:25pm On May 24, 2018
SolutionMee:
cry

Let me answer this in a religious way

Abortion is supported by God but it is not stated on the written pages of the bible.

You are a Christian today because God adopted you as his child. For the Christian God to adopt you, another God must have aborted you. If God can support adoption am quite sure that he will as well support abortion.

Freeze is just a biblical genius and an exposed personality that has what it takes to transform Nigeria
werey!! Lmaooo
Celebrities / Re: The Content Of The Royal Wedding Gift Bag Sold For £21,400 by ShawtCake(f): 11:42am On May 24, 2018
benjsniper33:


You can contact me and gave my service a try sir. The price of the data Is just that.
uncle, I'm not a sir, and I ll try u next time I'm subscribing
Education / Re: Drop One English Word Which Will Make People Check Their Dictionary by ShawtCake(f): 11:37am On May 24, 2018
zombader:
Ambidextrous
simple
Education / Re: Drop One English Word Which Will Make People Check Their Dictionary by ShawtCake(f): 11:37am On May 24, 2018
somnambulism

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