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Health / Re: Please Help, My Son Has Dandruff For Over 8years Now by ShawtCake(f): 3:02pm On Apr 19, 2023
Stop seeking medical advice on NL. pls take the kid to a Dermatologist!! pls there is one I can recommend. she's very good. she's a consultant.
Pls!!! don't bathe the boy with a pack of salt like one person suggested! just take him to a Teaching Hospital hospital See a Family Doctor that will refer you to a Dermatologist or Pedeatrictian as the case maybe.
Crime / Re: 5 Men Burnt To Death For Allegedly Trying To Steal Tricycle In Onitsha (Graphic) by ShawtCake(f): 4:45pm On Mar 27, 2023
It's like you people have forgotten ALUU 4! handover criminals to police, take them to court.. Jungle justice is not good at all
Politics / Re: Gbadegbo Vivour Rhodes Wins Lagos LP Guber Candidate Ticket by ShawtCake(f): 2:28am On Aug 11, 2022
The name is too Oyinbo-ish

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Romance / Re: I Told My Girlfriend That I Am Getting Married & She Burst Into Tears by ShawtCake(f): 9:15am On Mar 25, 2022
TkhGuy:
It's hurtful, I don't know which side of the coin you guys want to follow but, she came that day, uninvited like she use to & know I have to tell her when she starts touching me & reaching my sensitive zone, I held her hands for a while & broke the silence,

I did tell her that we aren't going anywhere after noticing how flirty she is from first 1 month of our date, but she kept coming back, I have broken up with her prior to this, but she still comes to my place uninvited,

She is curvy & seductive, she is beautifully personified,
I don't have time to chase after girls due to the nature of my job, so, she has been the only girl I have all along,


I have carefully made my choice, ladies you all need to learn this cos most Nigerian guys will not tell you this or force it on you..

I can't marry a girl who doesn't trust me, or projects condom forward just at the point of having Bleep with her,

I can't have a girl who can't cook as a wife but gf yes,

I can't harbor a girl who questions my authority as my wife, but as gf yes

I can't take a girl who challenges me even to point of picking up a fight with me as a wife, but as girlfriend, yes

I can't take a girl who disobeys me as my wife, cheating will be nothing to her,

I can't marry a girl who is unapologetic, for girlfriend, yes but not a wife

I can't marry a girl who's 80% contact is raging with boys, even if there are all her cousin, or she doesn't sleep with them I don't care,

I can't marry a girl who wears make up 247 when coming and going and always on a tight body revealing clothes, what that means is she is not done advising herself to highest bidder

This are the conditions & challenges that i tried hard to stop my girlfriend from but she wouldn't let go,

We have dated for more than 3 years but this attitude never changes,

I found someone whom all this came from without me pushing for it, now she is crying out her eyes,
You are a robustful idiott!!
Politics / Re: Isaac Fayose To Femi Fani-Kayode: Give The Kids To Their Mum To Take Care Of by ShawtCake(f): 8:56pm On Dec 29, 2021
revolt:
Hu is this fool...?... the mama that's a slay mama that'll still use money you give her to hire nanny and go out to flex.... all these otus spreading this useless propaganda that no one can take care of kids only mother. But then open their mouth to say support with cash.... oh well I forgot.. they were probably badtards born out of wedlock.
odensin! Onye nzuzu! Tueh!
Celebrities / Re: Jimmy Odukoya Remembers Mum, Bimbo Odukoya 16 Years After Death (Pix) by ShawtCake(f): 10:18am On Dec 13, 2021
Laggafin:
Boy are u stylishly shading your dad wit this post wen he's still mourning his second wife all same we miss pastor Bimbo.. May her Soul continue to rest in Paradise
So, he should not remember his own Mother again in Peace bah? Meanwhile, the siblings actually loved Nomthi when she was alive. They took her as their second mum.

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Parties On A Yatch With Friends by ShawtCake(f): 8:39am On Nov 08, 2021
All these stvpid friends, can she even trust them? Mtchewwwww
Health / Re: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by ShawtCake(f): 9:15pm On Oct 25, 2021
There are creams formulated specially for dry hands.. buy hand cream and always moisturize your hands after washing clothes or doing dishes etc.. Also use sun screen on your hands. Lobatan

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Health / Re: Please Help My Palm Is Strong, It Makes Me Feel Shy When Shaking Hands by ShawtCake(f): 9:13pm On Oct 25, 2021
abike12:
exfoliate with scrubs and use a thick hand cream or a generous coat of shea butter afterwards. you can make your own scrub by mixing granulated sugar or salt with olive oil or coconut oil.
chai! Pls don't rub salt/processed sugar on your skin o.
Sports / Re: Chukwuebuka Enekwechi's Sister Blasts Nigerian Women by ShawtCake(f): 7:29pm On Aug 05, 2021
DissTroy:


How about I make you a deal?

If you put up two pictures of you, I'd put up two pictures of myself. Mine would have no make-up (of course) and aren't (studio)-edited pictures.

Catfishing is totally out of bounds.

Yeah, go ahead.smiley
it's up there as raw as possible. I'm just a basic babe; all I do is work, read, and go out when necessary.
Sports / Re: Chukwuebuka Enekwechi's Sister Blasts Nigerian Women by ShawtCake(f): 6:11pm On Aug 05, 2021
DissTroy:


Liar! She is better-looking than most of you.

There's a reason why most Nigerian females are obsessed with makeup, overly-edited studio pictures, SnapChat filters and constantly on wigs - you are trying to augment your less-than-desirable looks.

Would you like to see a picture of me?
Sports / Re: Chukwuebuka Enekwechi's Sister Blasts Nigerian Women by ShawtCake(f): 11:09am On Aug 05, 2021
It's not as if her brother's white wife looks anything like Kylie Jenner too or Kim Kardashian. She also looks like a moving truck. Anyways those subs ain't mine. I don't have post partum belly and I'm not entitled to anybody's money.. I work hard for mine.

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Science/Technology / Re: Hungry Hyena Carrying Severed Head Of Zebra In Its Mouth In South Africa (Photo) by ShawtCake(f): 7:04pm On Jul 22, 2021
Hyenas are dirty and savage animals..

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Deletes All Davido’s Pictures From Her Instagram Page by ShawtCake(f): 7:22pm On Apr 02, 2021
saphiere:
It will never be well with Davido if he does not do the needful.

This is for every girl out there to learn a lesson


Davido has daughters. May this he has done to Chioma and many more be upon his daughters in Jesus name I pray Amen.

Davido, I redraw peace from you wherever you are. You shall have no peace until you do the needful.
Lmaoo see this one! So, you people don't know that Chioma's cane was hidden in the ceiling? Same came he used on Sophia and the other one. Smh! Was chioma blind or deaf? Or she simply has low self-esteem.. She indulged a serial womaniser! What she thinking? That he would change? Really?! She must be joking.
Celebrities / Re: Lil Uzi Vert's N9bn Pink Diamond Implanted Into His Forehead by ShawtCake(f): 10:16am On Feb 05, 2021
eleriibu
Travel / Re: Cows Block Road In Abuja, Disrupt Vehicular Movement (pics) by ShawtCake(f): 9:15pm On Jan 30, 2021
JidennaJason:
.... And that is how Baba lifeless, the notorious cow lover from daura rebranded the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) to Federal Road Safety Cows (FRSCs).


This and many more rebranding will happen.


Lmaoo

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Celebrities / Re: Venita Akpofure: I Lost A Deal After Turning Down Sexual Advances by ShawtCake(f): 10:42am On Jan 27, 2021
No be she dey call herself Milf ni? abii
Education / Re: Chisom Chukwuneke Talking About Chronic Myeliod Leukemia Before Her Death: Video by ShawtCake(f): 1:59pm On Nov 30, 2020
She's damn brilliant!!! cry cry
Romance / Re: Should I Marry My Boyfriend With This Behaviour? by ShawtCake(f): 12:13am On Aug 27, 2020
Localchampion:
I'm really confused about my boyfriend if hes worthy of getting married to.
We are in a long distant relationship, we hardly see, sometimes thrice in a year, but I believe the reason we are still together is because its a distant relationship, as each time I go to Enugu to greet him and stay for 2weeks, my love for him is always reduced.
So much this time around, we haven't seen for a year, and I had something important to do in Enugu, so I decided to stay in his place and use the opportunity to greet him. The first 4days, we were totally fine with each other, as I was busy with doing the stuff I came to do. Meanwhile, I didn't spend his money, as I came with my money and give him money to buy me food, so for the first 3days he was the one buying the cooked foods we ate, but I would give him 1k. Naturally, I don't eat outside, nor do I eat junks, but because he said he doesn't have money, I just pitied him and did not mention the fact that he should get foodstuffs, I don't want him to start feeling bad that he has no money plus I was even busy, remember I came for a purpose. And I don't use it as attitudes for him, I'm a very happy enduring lady.

Now after the fourth day that I finished the program I originally came for, I lost my money, about 150,000, truth is when I'm sad, im usually harsher, and would not talk much, would become exessively quiet, because if I talk, I may start to cry, this is when problem started between us, he acted unconcerned about my predicament, I just ignored him, trying to see how I can get back my money. And the truth is, if I get the money, I will surely give him part of the money, there's no time I will make money and not give him. So for like two days, I was in depression due to my money, I didnt sweep, I was just sighning, and not cheerful to him, the next day afterwards, was when he bursted, and started talking
1. He said I'm useless to him
2. He compared me with other people's girlfriend, how they take care of their boyfriend, how they cook for them, cook extremely homey food for them.
3. He said his friends couldn't visit him because I'm in his house, and thus hes missing because the fact that I'm in his house I'm useless, not doing anything for him, and yet his friends couldn't come.
4. He said his cousins girl did this and that.
5. He said I'm talking of marriage, he said what is he marrying, he said when I'm not even showing any readiness bla bla bla
6. He said I should look at his house, does it look like a girl is there, he said his friend told him that since I'm around now, his cheeks would become bigger, and in his mind, he knew he would only grow thinner.
7. He said I should leave his house first thing tomorrow morning, since I'm not useful.
8. He said at this point, hes confused, if i want to break up, I should just let him know, because what is the point of our stay together
He said just too many hurtful things and those are the ones I could remember.
I was able to record some of those things, so I can relisten to them later. But he collected my phone and deleted all I recorded.

All through, I was just quiet and smiling because I don't even know where to start replying him and he was very serious, his face was in a fight mood, I don't wanna talk because I really don't like problems or fight. Then later, he said I must say something, he seized my phone, and almost made me loose a deal.

I just kept quiet, later when I started talking, he denied having said USELESS, something he mentioned more than twice and apologized swiftly.

All his accusations were wrong because the reason I didn't cook is because he has no single food at home and hes the one always complaining he has no money, so I just taught that, I wouldn't make my stay to disrupt his life, he knew I hate eating outside, and the fact that we buy food is something I am enduring, because the foods makes me nauseated each time I eat them. He knows how much i cook for him when he comes visiting me, I will cook several things, what I can't even eat myself due to financial problems, I am the one always fighting him to cook that Junks are unhealthy. But just because I was pitying him, I didn't bring up the idea of cooking, he accused me of being useless, he said I'm the one to bring up the idea as a girlfriend, bla bla bla.

Later that day, I brought the idea and he gave me 5k to the market, I cooked and did everything. I didn't buy a single food I could eat (I don't eat pasters), because the money isn't enough, so I just bought foods he likes and made a nice sauce. His friend came visiting, I packed foods for her and did normal. His friend called him to relate how I treated her, this is when my boyfriend started filling extremely happy, and thanking God for meeting me, saying nice things.

Since then, he has been saying stuffs of how much he's been gifted to have me bla bla bla, to me, whatever I have for him has greatly reduced, because I don't know the Essence of the relationship, because to him, its a roleship, where I must do my roles and if I miss, he won't even think why could I have missed it, if its intentionally, was it because I'm sad, the next thing he would be saying is if we should break up or not. Now, this is someone I never compared with anyone, I don't even compare people, I just do normal to him, like I will do to a brother, plan for him, etc, yet he compares me all the time and wants me to live like the other average girls that are using iphones.

I told him yesterday that since he wants a roleship, he would also man up, and for the first time in our 5years relationship, I started behaving like the normal girls, I asked him for money to make my hair, he doesn't have, I asked him for money for cream, he doesn't have and he has been angry because I told him I don't care whether he has money or not, since I must do my roles, he should also do his roles, and for the first time I also compared him and told him what men are doing for their girls.

He has been frowning and sad since I said those words to him, because they are deep, I just served him exactly what he did to me. I'm not happy, I'm doing that to him, I'm even sad I'm telling him all these because this is not me. I'm still going to make him realize how useless he is in my life, absolutely useless, and that is the truth, since he sees our relationship as a role one, then hes useless.

I can't marry him like this, God forbids, someone who can't endure due to the situation of things and understand, and he wants me to understand his own and endure for him, its not just possible for me, and he's good at talking, abusing, bullying, etc. Hes the one that will tell me to snap pictures for him, I will tell him I don't have clothes, he will say ''Go and Buy now'', He will bully me with my hair and compare it with that of other girls. He wasn't broke before the lockdown, but I didn't collect money from him because I want him to achieve and grow with the money, so that by the time we get married, he would be financially very okay.

Please should I marry this kind of Man? I really don't know why I should because it seems his happiness towards me, his affection and romance is dependent on fulfilling ROLES in his head.
Pls do yourself a favour. Don't marry this completely entitled buffoon.
Politics / Re: FFK: I Hereby Withdraw The Word “Stupid” That I Used On Journalist, I Regret It by ShawtCake(f): 9:37am On Aug 26, 2020
Arrogant idiot! A complete mad man! No decorum whatsoever. Oloriburuku omo ale jatijati

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Fashion / Re: Queen Of Aso Nigeria Crowns Peace George Chinwendu, 8 Others Winners (colourful) by ShawtCake(f): 6:13pm On Aug 25, 2020
Mediocre Queens

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TV/Movies / Re: 5 Most Intelligent Big Brother Naija Housemates Of All-time by ShawtCake(f): 3:47pm On Aug 24, 2020
Remove Jackye from that list pls! She's just an empty barrel.

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Family / Re: I Look Too Young And I Find It Hard To Relate With People by ShawtCake(f): 10:41pm On Aug 22, 2020
See ehn, this thing is all about your personality. I have a small body and I'm 28. I even bully people who are Obviously taller and Bigger than I am. Lol.. I am strongly opinionated and I don't allow anyone shush me. Lai lai! Me that I am always fighting for people's rights sef gan. I am acting team lead at work currently.. I ensure everyone does their jobs and if you try nonsense, I will tell you off!

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TV/Movies / Re: Bbnaija: Erica “I Want A Guy With Kiddwaya's Looks And Laycon's Mind” by ShawtCake(f): 12:22pm On Aug 13, 2020
Lashist:
Carry clay and mold am na...or tell laycon to start training kiddo for you...mumu girl that wants to have it all cheesy
Make she carry Clay create her own abi

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Food / Re: What Could Be The Cause Of These Rotten Eggs, Please? by ShawtCake(f): 12:18am On Jun 26, 2020
helinues:


You put the eggs inside the bucket and covered it?

Are you incubating the eggs?
grin grin
Sports / Re: Lionel Messi Celebrates His 33rd Birthday Today by ShawtCake(f): 4:01pm On Jun 24, 2020
Goat!
Travel / Re: Anastasia Tropitsel Dies After Crash While Filming Herself & Sunset (Pix) by ShawtCake(f): 9:48am On Jun 24, 2020
Ise ki pa ni. Ayo lo n pa eniyan undecided undecided
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Hasn’t Been Disconnected From Life Support But He's Gone- Fisayo Soyombo by ShawtCake(f): 8:10am On Jun 19, 2020
Globad:


I don't understand why someone will insist that another is dead. To what end?

Is it everybody that goes into coma that dies? Isn't there a different between death and coma?

Na wa
Na real wa!
Politics / Re: Ajimobi Hasn’t Been Disconnected From Life Support But He's Gone- Fisayo Soyombo by ShawtCake(f): 8:03am On Jun 19, 2020
youthsinitiativ:
It is well.

I hope he finds rest after giving account if his stewardship here on earth before his maker.

I wonder how his daughter who was flaunting her designer bags about three weeks ago online would feel now and view life.
vanity!
Politics / Ajimobi Hasn’t Been Disconnected From Life Support But He's Gone- Fisayo Soyombo by ShawtCake(f): 1:26am On Jun 19, 2020
Investigative Journalist, Fisayo Soyombo states in a tweet that former Oyo State Governor: Senator Abiola Ajimobi is "late" according to him, his sources within told him that the governor is on life support and the only reason he hasn't been pronounced dead is just because the plugs have not been pulled yet.

UPDATE: My source insists the late Governor is gone even though he still hasn’t been disconnected from life support.

I understand that other than placing him on life support, First Cardiology Consultants is “currently not doing anything else” on him.

By the way, many of those tweeting ‘Ajimobi is alive’ have not seen or spoken to him since y/day. His supporters & aides at the hospital do not even have access to him.

The media aide who issued a rebuttal did it only after making phone calls; he himself has no firsthand info.

https://mobile.twitter.com/fisayosoyombo/status/1273771487191801856

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Phones / Re: What's The Weirdest Phone Brand You've Ever Seen Or Bought? by ShawtCake(f): 12:53am On Jun 08, 2020
Solo phone! 2014 it ended in tears cry cry cry cry cry cry
Health / Re: I'm Ready To Sue One Of The Biggest Private Hospital In Lagos by ShawtCake(f): 12:23am On May 25, 2020
SolarEdge:
We noticed some rash in our 4 months old baby's sex organ which I perceived is a reaction from her diapers, we took her to the hospital for checkup and they recommended anti fungal cream to be applied and instructed that we don't wear her diapers for now while we apply the cream.

While waiting at the hospital pharmacy I noticed the attendant was taking longer time to attend to me, because the doctor had already written to them what they should give to me with my baby's file in front of the attendant. The attendant still asked how old is the baby I said 4 months. She was just giving excuses that she's coming that I should be patient, so I sat down.

After some time she brought the cream and some drugs. We left and got home very late last night, so my wife suggested my baby should start the drugs by morning but we should apply the cream given to us and we did not wear our baby diaper as instructed.

So this morning my wife decided to read through the leaflet in each of the drugs including the cream. To our greatest surprise the cream was strictly meant for adults and it was categorically stated it should not be used for children under age 18

Now, I'm wondering why would the hospital pharmacy attendant give us such cream. Is it that the prescribed cream wasn't available that was why she was going to and fro like the devil described in the book of Job in the Holy Bible.

Please what's your advise on this matter, is it a careless mistake or it was a deliberate act.

Next time, take your kid to a paediatrician. Not a GP that thinks everything goes.. There's Lifeline children Hospital Surulere and Lekki..

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