₦airaland Forum

TayserMahiri:
Thats a Brand New ONE

Lol
Load of buthurts.
Guess where the fastest train in SSA(After SA) 2I'll be.
NIGERIA!!

We don't do mediocre.

.

We will not rest till the whole of Africa Start communicating in pidgin.

Very funny
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41280552

newafricaken254:
a Sudanese soldier with a python wrapped around his hand

O boy eeee.


See correct crowd control format.

TayserMahiri:
No way, when danfos grow up they wonna be like this

Those Buses, what a thing of Art and Beauty.

Are they only found in Nairobi?

samsobo24:
even oshodi that is not among the most beautiful places is wearing a new look,with the world class oshodi transport inter change
Every part in Lagos is developed with bridges, highways, bus lanes , etc
Lagos is just modernizing its inner cities and renewing it.
Every where you go to,you see bridges, which shows its developed

Oshodi loun loun.

I will rather stay in calabar.

Than waking up in kenyan everyday seeing them ugly ass Kenyans everywhere.

TobiTobiTobiWhy:
Half of Nairobi is zoo, what a city

Scratch that.

We all know the whole of kenya is a zoo.


The kenyans here confirmed it.

Natgeowild also confirmed it.

Danielnino00:
I'm curious about something tho.. If your budget is so much more than ours and its being implemented (according to some of ur folks here,your budget is being well implemented unlike ours), how come your country's economy isn't bigger than that of Lagos..

I mean for a country to spend so much, there must be positive results.. and the result mostly reflects in the economy.


Don't talk about the population difference pls. we all know Kenya population is twice that of Lagos and Lagos doesn't have oil

Nothing man no go hear for intetnet

Kenya budget bigger than nigeria? A joke right.

Nigeria operates a federal government while that of kenya is unitary.

So kikuyu...the figure you gave was for the federal budget.

For 2013

http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/stats/Economy/Budget/Revenues

OFF TOPIC


http://www.africanews.com/2017/09/27/cfa-franc-is-better-for-now-ecowas-president-marcel-de-souza-the-morning-call/

Muafrika2:
Ha!
We will frustrate that evil genocidal plan

Stop it

You will have better luck stopping the sun from rising.

We will make sure 1/2 african is a nigerian.

Move along Nigerian women! Kenya women are ready to take the very men you call scum off you.
In a very enlightening post that surfaced online, a Kenyan woman has listed the reasons Nairobi women admire Nigerian men and they are quite interesting!

According to Cate Mukei, Nairobi women love Nigerian men so much that they would walk through Sahara desert without water and food just to get one.

“Some even go to an extent of praying about on to their pastors or signing up to online platforms where they hope to find ogas. Naija brodas on the other hand seem to have mastered some of the weird reasons why our women love them and have perfected them.

Below are some of the reasons Nairobi women admire Naija brodas:

1. Visa holders

Mogaka you can keep your Nyamira Express bus ticket we are flying to Lagos. Kenyan women naturally love visa holders. In fact they love anybody who was born beyond Eastern Africa. This is a free ticket to flying out of their country, taking selfies and filling our social media timelines in the name of having traveled ‘abroad’.

2. Hyped lies

Ironically most ladies actually know when Olamide is lying but they still choose to stick with him. they probably hope that one day his lies will translate to all those riches and travel plans he has been talking about.

3. Flashy

Chinedu owns a suit imported from Giorgio Armani headquarters in Italy although he lives in a Sh.15000 servants Quarter in Lavington. But who really cares about his two sufurias when he can show up in a chopper in your village. Omusakhulu on the other hand only owns one three buttoned oversize suit.

4. Talking big

Ikwechuku will promise you heaven and earth but hardly delivers and the ladies know it too. However, there is always that urge to hold on hoping that one day he will keep his word. Then again he is much better than Kamau who doesn’t even talk about prospects of buying a bicycle.

5. Some are loaded

Not every Nigerian man is a poser. Some of them actually have real jobs, real money and outlined ambitions. Who would choose a broke Kenyan man over a loaded Naija broda?

6. Carrot and stick tactics

Naija men can really treat a lady when they have the money but if you are planning to get on a long term plan with Obiajulu just be sure that you will pay for it at some point. A Nigerian man can pay your rent for a whole year but he will expect you to hold forte when things are thick.

7. Promise to take them to Nigeria

If the furthest a woman has traveled in her lifetime is Mombasa, to finally set foot in Lagos, a city she has been watching on Naija movies is a dream come true. Flying out to visit in-laws in Port Harcourt is gisty compared to taking a matatu to Gaichanjiru.

8. They have time

Time automatically translates to attention and that’s why they will notice that your tiny toe finger polish has chipped off. They are the same men who accompany their women to salons and wait for them to get their Peruvian weaves attached on their otherwise scanty natural hair. A Kenyan man doesn’t even know his wife’s best friend because he is rarely with her and when he is he automatically switches off because his woman is a nag.

9. Random gifts

A Naija broda can buy you a Range Rover mid January. Although you might have to sell it some time in future for survival purposes, you must admit that he actually tried.A Kenyan man will only get you a gift when they cheat on you.

10. Bravado

These are the same men who can fly to Europe without a shilling and still survive without being arrested. Women love the dash of danger which makes them imagine how adventurous they can get in bed. Kenyan men on the other hand can’t even go to shopping malls anymore because they are afraid of Alshabaab.

jomoh:
http://www.herald.ng/kenyan-women-will-cross-sahara-marry-nigerian-men/


Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Rocktation, farano

And the second worst city in the world is

http://nairobiwire.com/2013/01/nairobi-2nd-worst-city-to-live-in.html
http://stream.aljazeera.com/story/201301080025-0022463

Nigeria has been ranked the 57th best country in the world according to the inaugural “Best Countries” ranking.
The inaugural ranking was compiled by U.S. News & World Report, the University of Pennsylvania’s Wharton School and global brand consultants BAV Consulting.
The report ranks the 60 best countries in the world by considering 75 factors such as sustainability, adventure, cultural influence, entrepreneurship and economic influence.
Mortimer B. Zuckerman, the chairman and editor-in-chief of U.S. News said the ranking would help citizens and business leaders to have a better knowledge of the competitive business world.
“Globalization has made the world a competitive place for business, influence and the quality of life. Just as we have done with universities, hospitals and other institutions, our Best Countries portal will be a global homepage for stories and data to help citizens, business leaders and governments evaluate performance in a rapidly changing world.”
The countries that made the top ten ranking are:
Germany
Canada
United Kingdom
United States
Sweden
Australia
Japan
France
Netherlands
Denmark
The highest ranked country in Africa is South Africa in 31 position followed by Morocco in 35, Egypt in 39, Tunisia in 47, Nigeria in 57 and Algeria rounding off the ranking at 60.
Nigeria’s GDP was listed as $522 billion and the GDP per capita at $6,031.
Nigeria ranked very low under the category of Citizenship with the country receiving a score of zero in the trustworthy sub-category. Nigeria however performed well in the “Open For Business” category due to cheap manufacturing cost although the country was scored a woeful 10 over ten in the corruption sub-category.

https://www.naij.com/706131-60-best-countries-in-the-world-see-where-us-nigeria-rank.html

On 1.80 acres of land in Kabombi, Nansana Wakiso District sits two houses owned by Denis Bwanika and Maureen Nakiwala. One, which has since been reserved as a guest wing, is a four-roomed bungalow whereas the other is a four roomed flat. On arrival to this place, your eyes are treated to a well partitioned garden, with the scent of the flowers filling your nostrils. This, according to Nakiwala, makes a home an admirable place. She recommends growing sweet scented flowers in one's compound.

Inspired by Nigerian movies

The ambiance in the living room, coupled with immaculate colours, leaves a guest turning their head from side to side. Nakiwala's dream to build a unique house stemmed from her love for watching Nigerian movies and soap operas, stressing that the houses from which they act are exquisite and this challenged her to save and do the same.
"Whenever I would watch these nice houses, I would promise myself to build one. In fact, all the designs in this house were copied from the Nigerian style of building," she recalls.


It's this urge that forced her to leave the bungalow and build a flat because she wanted a house that would match designs of her choice. She successfully constructed a four-roomed flat at Shs700 million.


Continues.

http://allafrica.com/stories/201606061223.html

Oboyee naija still dey learn ooo.

"It is estimated the average urban Kenyan pays 16 bribes per month. Most of these bribes are fairly small but large ones are also taken – bribes worth over 50,000 Kenyan shillings ( €600 , US$700) account for 41% of the total value. There is also corruption on a larger scale with each of the last two regimes being criticised for their involvement. "

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_in_Kenya

And less we forget about..............



THE FLYING TOILET


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_toilet


http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2017/04/deal-kibera-flying-toilets-170403111700090.html

But don't worry they are replacing it with the pepoo bag

http://voicesofafrica.co.za/peepoo-bag-offers-solution-kenyan-slums-flying-toilets/

GERALD710:
And organs which they sell to the Chinese.

You be our baba for that area na


http://www.havocscope.com/price-for-kidney-seller-in-kenya/

http://www.jambonewspot.com/new/i-want-to-sell-my-kidney-to-buy-a-laptop-kenyan-man-says/

http://kidneykidney.com/questions.html?q=44179

Kenyans and story that touch

GERALD710:
Where?Kenya has never had children more than 10 die from Hunger in year!!!! Can you post a link of children dying DAILY in Kenya coz of hunger
In 2017, 60,000 children WERE AT RISK.And we mitigated that risk to zero because the Highland and Coastal parts of Kenya have enough food to feed everyone .Nigeria 240 are dying DAILY.NO CHILD died of hunger in 2017 in Kenya.That last happened in 2009. when 6 did.
Nigeria 240 dead daily and 90,000 to be dead by Christmas.
Well...

10?

3 MILLION!!! dude 3 fucking MILLION.

https://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/kenya_73692.html

"According to a new series of papers released by The Lancet, the majority of children who die before they turn one month old – nearly 3 million each year – could be saved by better care around the time of birth."


https://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/kenya_73692.html

3 MILLION!!!

kilode when you are not at war.

mtis:
Stop debating with this tard..he is another cultist in disguise...his real name is shatan the devil..

What else did I expect from someone that takes kwametut as his mentor.

GERALD710:
Well, you are not Caucasian as the Somalis would claim. You are simply a bunch of niggers some of whom were shipped to the Americas.
Somalis owned slaves btw.So you are nothing but cattle to them.
You are very backwards as my community would claim as Nigerians are all arrogant but running away from their country in droves.That to us is a mark of inferiority.
Which is why I as a Swahili consider Nigerians to be inferior.You cannot speak English right, youare proud to be 419 scammers drug dealers fake marriages, everything fake fake fake!!!.
We on the other hand gave 6 nations our language. While Pigdin to us,is the language of sub-humans honestly.Speak either English perfectly or an African language perfectly.

SOMALIS.

Clap for yourself.

GERALD710:
Where?Kenya has never had children more than 10 die from Hunger in year!!!! Can you post a link of children dying DAILY in Kenya coz of hunger
In 2017, 60,000 children WERE AT RISK.And we mitigated that risk to zero because the Highland and Coastal parts of Kenya have enough food to feed everyone .Nigeria 240 are dying DAILY.NO CHILD died of hunger in 2017 in Kenya.That last happened in 2009. when 6 did.
Nigeria 240 dead daily and 90,000 to be dead by Christmas.
Well...

Nobody gives a damn about your opinion.

But honestly why are you guys like this.

https://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/media_100836.html

When you are not at war.

Even Nigeria with boko haram is playing second fiddle behind you guys.

mtis:
dude your country is a shiityhole..no one gives a bleep about it..get out of that village an know how people speak about you..ya freaking country men are hated everywhere in the world (what a pity )..man ya what we call original niggers..niggers who sold other nigger for a slice of bread..

Nobody gives a bleep and yet here you are spending the better part of your lifetime on nigeria issue in a nigerian forum.

Tell me how many times did you think about nigeria today. Be honest

mtis:
backward niggeria when will you built that latrine..your clansmen are pooping everywhere

Was he somehow related to you.


Kenya: Man Dies As He Attempts to Retrieve Sh3000 From Pit Latrine.



http://allafrica.com/stories/201704110720.html


Kenyans and story that touch

GERALD710:
It bis clear who lacks nutrition on this continent,especially this year.And it aint Kenya!!

370, 000 kenyans kids dude.


370,000!!!!

GERALD710:
Because Coastal Kenyans like the Swahilis consider West Africans to be very very backward.

See wetin you don cause now.

Wen they tell you say make u chop better food wey go strengthen your mind and body, you no free.

East Africans considering west african to be backwards

This must be the joke of the century

mtis:
hah GERALD710 am not a naija...an i was telling the dude not to be so happy

See them 2 fools

Lack of nutrient is finally getting to them

Now I know why them kenyans are always skinny.

Apparently they lack Nutrition.


https://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/media_100836.html

GERALD710:
The fact that Nigerians are a plague in every country they go to while Kenya does not have such a reputation tells volumes.
No one wants you in Kenya
No one wants you in South Africa
No one wants you in India
No one wants you in Malaysia
No one wants you in the UK
No one wants you in Indonesia
No one wants you in KSA
No one wants you in Botswana
How many Nigerians are on death row for drug traficking
I thank the lord no one will ever confuse me for a Nigerian
When I say I am Kenyan, people ask me if I run
Nigerians are asked about their drugs and Biafran Princes.
Your Dogs my foot.You do realise that in Kenya's Coast Province, we consider Nigerians to be inferior beings

Kenyans considering Nigerians as inferior beings.

GERALD710:
70% OF Urban Kenyans have access to a sewer system.If you live in a stone house, you must have paid a sewer connection fee.
Nairobi has had a working sewer system since 1940 with Kariobangi plant being fully operational since 1961 and Ruai, the largest pond sewer system in Africa since 1993. Hence Nairobi has 2
Mombasa has 4 sewer plants. Kipevu the largest opened in 1964. Kizingo,who treatment plant is Africa's only underground sewer treatment plant(on top of it is the Mombasa Golf Course) opened in the 1920s. Tudor sewerage plant in 1968 and Nyali in 2013.
Dude, even small towns like Karatina had sewer plants in the 50s because the Europeans built them.SMH!!
Let us move to Nigeria,Kano,Jos, Sokoto,Benue do not have functioning sewer plants.Lagos sewer serves 10% of the population while in Abuja only 3 districts of the FCT have acces to a sewer.
Pot calling the kettle black.When the pot is soot covered while the kettle is electric powered!!

70% of urban kenyans This guy must think he is talking to his fellow guillibe hyenas; D


Damn that is almost as old as Nigeria

"“Our sewage infrastructure was designed in the 60s, so our system is 50 years old. Jubilee years behind development and we have a situation where we generate so much waste. Several tones of human and garbage waste and it’s all let out to the river and the open sewerage," Josiah Omotto of Umande Trust."


http://www.enca.com/africa/sewage-system-poses-threat-kenya

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http://erepository.uonbi.ac.ke/bitstream/handle/11295/74071/Mugambi%2520Cathrine%2520Mwendwa_Factors%2520influencing%2520performance%2520of%2520Sewer%2520system%2520in%2520Urban%2520Areas%253B%2520a%2520case%2520of%2520Isiolo%2520Water%2520and%2520Sewerage%2520Company,%2520Isiolo%2520Town.pdf%3Fsequence%3D3%26isAllowed%3Dy&sa=U&ved=0ahUKEwiu38WYvr7WAhXSUlAKHR3EC1AQFgglMAE&usg=AFQjCNEsX9WZwMCkybMRsOBnv7R2PMVubA

Heheheh

Hehehehe.