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ademijuwonlo: @sayhi2sammy and any other Ladokite viewing this thread,pls kindly update me wit any news 4rm sch abot mobilization. Thnx

I never hear any news oooooooooo

If corper marry corper they go born............if corper marry man o war they go born......

We dnt want error list for dis batch oooooooo... #batchBteamOsun nani

f corper marry corper they go born............if corper marry man o war they go born......

Gudmornin....#batchB

Gudnyt #team osun add me on 225F89E6....

Gudmornin

Charles Shaw: I do not hav a clue.
Wil d muslim fasting use up d whole of july?? If yes, then june irris.

30days fastin....

Charles Shaw:
Safe journey bruv.
Stay off d AnarchicalLawlessBedlamTopsy-turvy StreetzOfMaiduguri.
Those BokoBoys ain't smylin.

safe journey

I'm deleting you 3-|











X_X=)) Just kidding, you can fix ur face now 
April Fool Day :p---/\

As the new month starts, Here are my wishes for you, May this month keeps you healthy, May you be achieving target every day, May you remain happy the whole, May you learn new things every day, May this month be better than all of the previous months of this year! Happy New Month... #batchB

Charles Shaw: Chineke mo! Lmao @ ladies wif agbalumo chest. Bad boys full here o!
But how do u identify a Big Bøøb? U knw dias dis iron bra dat uplifts bøøbs so tell me mate, hw do u identify em?
Do u hav boøb detection eyes?

u mean Pushup?

Na copy copy... Na glo start ham wit gbam, make dem invent dre own

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So far about 68% of movement appears to be towards Etisalat, MTN currently at the bottom though...
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na copycat... Dem copy glo gbam package...

Omawumi or nobody

promzy555: 10 minutes before your wedding, and you
are called for a contract of 300million dollars.
Will you go for the
contract and leave the
wedding?

Answer

#Serious Case..

na 300million dollars bcs I go organise anoda weddin wit 50million dollars. Na dubai sure pass

TGIF

mercyspeaks1: winnie hw dry,as in dry dry dry?

osun state is ok... Oshogbo,ife,ilesha ar not dry

mercyspeaks1: yes o,Osun al d way,do u knw much abt d state?

yes

BatchB#team osun

Gunmen raid ex-Oyo SSG’s house, kill guard

A former secretary to the Oyo State government and chieftain of the Accord Party, Chief Dele Adigun, on Tuesday night escaped being felled by assassins’ bullets, as gunmen invaded his Akobo residence in Ibadan.

Unknown to the assailants, Adigun had left Ibadan in the afternoon in company with former governor Rashidi Ladoja and other chieftains of the party for the inauguration of Accord Party secretariat in Ado-Ekiti on Wednesday.

It was gathered that the gunmen arrived at Adigun’s residence at about 10 p.m. and frantically searched the building for the former secretary to no avail.

Speaking on condition of anonymity, some of his neighbours said they were about going to bed around 10 p.m. when they heard a noise from Adigun’s compound with shouts of “where is your oga.”

It was further gathered that the gunmen tied the hands and legs of the night guard identified as simply Mr Ola and shot him dead when they could not lay hand on his boss.

The body of the slain guard was said to have deposited at the Adeoyo Yemetu Hospital morgue by the police.

Speaking with the Nigerian Tribune, Chief Adigun said none of his personal effects, including the six cars in his compound, was taken away by the gunmen, adding that it was a pure case of assassination on his life.

“I was their target. If they were armed robbers, they would have stolen my property. There were six cars in my compound and they did not make away with any of them. They are at it again and assassins are on the prowl. They did not know I had travelled with Senator Ladoja to Ado-Ekiti. The police have gone to my house and have taken the corpse of the guard to Adeoyo Yemetu Hospital,” he said.

A visibly emotionally overwhelmed Adigun said the possibility of the attempted attack on his life being sponsored by political opponents could not be ruled out, explaining that there had been increasing desperation for power by failed politicians in the state.

“This dastardly act is very strange, barbaric and shows that safety of life and property can no longer be guaranteed in the state. If not, why would anyone want to snuff life out of me? What offence have I committed? I made no mistake in my choice of political camp and I do not regret being a member of the ever-expanding Accord Party of Senator Ladoja.

“Those who killed my night guard have assassinated sleep and shall never know sleep. It is obvious in Oyo State that we are now in Thomas Hobbes’ State of Nature, where life is short and brutish, where people have to lock not only their doors and gates but also their chest when they sleep in the night,” he said.

He called on the stat Police Commissioner, Mohammed Indabawa to fish out the assassins and ensure justice is done in the “unjustifiable murder” of his guard by the assailants.

The Police Public Relations Officer for the state command, Ayodele Lanade, confirmed the development, describing the incident as a case of suspected assassination and clearly not a case of robbery.

The Deputy Superintendent of Police explained that the police had not been able to make any arrest of suspects behind the killing as of the time of this report.

Charles Shaw: Wow!!!
#FansOfCharlesShaw hehehehehe coming ur way soon.
#ChangesJesseJagzTrack - MurderDem
#PutsFLAVOUR'SAlbum - DANCE-IKWOKRIKWO.

BRB2RESPOND2AWONBOYS.
PardonMyBad, G'mornAll.

welcome back bro, we don miss you

Our dear hausa brothers/sisters, it's not "Toothpaste weds Animal calling" it's “2face weds Annie Macaulay". Haba!=)) #grinz

Ogbeche77: Officially signing in to the house, who go welcome me

welcome

Charles Shaw: Sum ppl 4 dis house no dey sleep o! Even for odd hours dem go quietly dey online dey view
Crazyman folo shaa but i undastand unto moderating tinz but wat bout odas dat kip viewing by 2a.m, 3am who dem wan chat wit by dat time ni?
No jus ask me hw i tek see dem o!

lolzz, how u tek see dem abi u too no dey sleep ni?

crownikky: Hello house M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ name is nikky am representing lasu 2012 banking and finance, I just sign up dis evening...though av been viewing dis thread right 4rm page one...I give kudos 2 U̶̲̥̅̊ guyz most especially charles....I luv U̶̲̥̅̊ all, batch B loading.

welcome

[quote author=Charles Shaw][/quote]make I join you?

Akpors visit an hotel
After knoking Discussn goes thus:
Akpor: hello pls am looking 4
juilet.
Lady: sorry dirty guy rough and
stinky like u dont look 4 expensive
Juilet..!
Akpors: am expensive I have
money..,(hearin­g the discussion
going on Juilet came to them)
Juilet: am Juilet what did u want?
Akpors: I need to see u..!
Juilet: b4 any guy can see me
talkless of sleeping with me., he
must hand me
#50,000,
suprising akpors brought out the
money and they went in 4 about
5hrs..!
The next day Akpors come back
again.!
Akpors: I want to see Juilet.
Juilet came and Demand 4
another #50,000 saying d same
words,
akpors dips his hand into his
pocket
and bring out the money...,
This also happened on the 3rd
day..,
as they finished with what they
had Done Akpors said I really
enjoy You..,
then Juilet asked what happen Mr.
Man no guy has ever had sex with
me, 3 times in a row
and give me such money..,
are U rich Like that?
Akpors replied did u know Mr.
Eazy at the end of the street.,
she replied yes he his my former
Boss where I worked b4..,
ok..Mr Eazy said u forgot ur bag in
his shop with #150,000 so
he sent me to give u..!
Gbam||| the girl fainted

Pls is it compulsory to change from MSword to pdf bcs last week I sent my CV wit MSword.... Hope av nt made a mistake?

adewasco2k: To: jobs@example.com
Subject: Application: IT Specialist
Attachment: [your resume.pdf]
Message:

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am writing to express my interest in the IT Specialist position listed on nairaland.com,

*******************************************************************************************
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************WRITE HERE WHY YOU ARE THE BEST APPLICANT FOR THE POSITION, *****************
STATING YOUR PREVIOUS EXPERIENCES RELATING TO THE POSITION
YOUR ARE APPLYING FOR*****************************************************************
*******************************************************************************************
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Attached is my resume, which provides additional information on my background, qualifications
and experiences.

I would appreciate an opportunity to interview with you and demonstrate to you first hand that
i am an excellent and best fit for this position. You may contact me at the above address or
through my mobile number below.

Thank you for your consideration.

My names
myemail@example.com
0806666666666



Just a sample of how i do send my and yea...i always get a reply for interviews.

is dis cover letter or application letter....?

Wonder shall never end

[quote author=payne_leex]So Batch 'A' corpers are leaving camp today? Nawa ooo! So fast!! Soon there will be more kids that are products of Nysc 3wks camp love! Issorai!![/quote]lolzzzzz