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A Drunk 18 year old boy asked a married woman
out ,the woman got pissed and went to tell her
husband the scenario. The husband told the woman
to invite the boy over so that he can beat the hell out
of him, he will hide under the bed.The woman did as
herhusband requested . . . When the boy got there he kissed thewoman and took of his T-shirt and his
body was full of scars so the woman asked "why so
many scars". The boy replied " I live to lay married
woman and usually I get caught so I kill the
husbands, if someone shows up now he will be
number 20 on my murder list." the boy continued on kissing the woman and the woman tried to reach out
her husband under the bed and a small voice came
up "if you tell him am here, you will see!"
Hahaha LOL life is precious

ruka15: Great,U̶̲̥̅̊?

Am pretty kul, Nothing do u Jare my sister.

ruka15: No1's posting @ShahuAba cos we're all waiting 4  list on saturday;I think.

Ok na, No probs, Hw u doing?

Johnnyemy: Please how much is their school fees for MSc?

Am very sorry i don't know much about that. May be u can check d website 4 more details.

Gud Morning Pals, Hw was ur 9te? We're rily getting closer 2d D-day, No Lele God'l see us through. Jst noticd dat most pple aren't commenting here anymore nd dis thread is becoming 2 boring. Starting 4rm Lilly001,Akby,Nikkylight,don_matt,potmeetskettle,Ibraheeym nd odas. Come did dey superglued ur hand abi una don tire ni. Anyhw sha my sure guys buike8,Ishow,Duboovay, omodaddy,abuklaw nd odas stil making dis thread lively,Let's kip on discusing as 2day's Wednesday.

lokobam: ..any computer science aspirant in di thread should holla me pls..

How we go take holla u. Comp. Scientists ar increasn here. 4rm Israel,Wareh,U,nd mayb Me partialy. Anyhw sha jst drop any of ur 2go,fb,whatsapp,BBM id's nd ur guys wil holla @u.

[quote author=acidosis™]^ ^ are you a student/lecturer in the school?[/quote]None of d above,jst got d info onlyn nd feel it'l be of importance 2 fellow Nairalanders. Tnx

NDA Post Graduate Part Time Admission Details
The following part-time degreeprogrammes are available in the faculties and departments listedbelow:
a. Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences.
(1) Department of Economics and Management Sciences.
*. Masters in Business Administration (MBA) (2) Departments of History & International Studies.
*. Masters in Development Studies (MDS) (3) Department of Political Science and Defence Studies.
*. Masters in International Affairsand Strategic Studies (MIASS)
*. Masters in Public Administration (MPA) Postgraduate Diploma Programmes
The following part-time PGD programmes ore available in the faculties and departments listed below:
a. Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences,
*. Department of Economics and Management Sciences. Postgraduate Diploma in Management (PGDM)
*. Department of Geography. Postgraduate Diploma in RemoteSensing and Geographic Information Systems
*. Department of Political Scienceand Defence Studies. Postgraduate Diploma in Public Administration (PGDPA) b. Facultyof Science.
*. Department of Chemistry. Postgraduate Diploma in Forensic Chemistry c. Faculty of Engineering.
*. Department of Electrical/ Electronics Engineering.Postgraduate Diploma in Electrical and Electronics Engineering (PGDEE) Duration of programmes
Each admitted student for part-time master’s degree programme must pursue weekend mode of study and research on Fridays and Saturdays for the period of the study. The following conditionsare also applicable:
*. A student of master’s degree shall pursue the programme for 1 year (2 semesters) except MBA programme which runs for 2 years.
*. A student of Postgraduate Diploma shall pursue the programme for 1 year (2 semesters), except PGDEE programme which runs for 2 years.
Accommodation
Limited number of rooms are available in the NDA Postgraduate School Hostel on first come first serve basis
Admission Requirements
The requirements for the various programmes are as follows:
*. Master’s Degree. Candidates applying for the part-time Masters programmes must possess a Bachelor degree with a minimum of Second Class Honours (Lower Division). Candidates with Third Class degree or Higher National Diploma must also possess a Postgraduate Diploma in a related discipline from any recognised university to be eligible for admission. HND candidates must possess a minimum of Lower Credit to apply.
*. PGD Programmes. Candidates applying for the Postgraduate Diploma programme must possessa Bachelor degree from the Nigerian Defence Academy or any other recognised university. or aHigher National Diploma.
Closing Date
19th October, 2012
Method of Application
5. Candidates are required to purchase Access or PIN Codes available at all Zenith Bank Branches and Cash Offices nationwide at the cost of N7,500.00 only, excluding bank charges of N500.00 for online application.
Submission of Application
6.) Upon purchase of Access or PIN codes, prospective candidates should log on to www.ndapgapplications.org
complete the Online Application Form. Kindly note that your application is not complete until all copies of your Credentials, Acknowledgement Form, RefereeForm, Application for Transcripts Form and Medical Report Forms, have been submitted along with your application. Candidates can either upload the aforementioned items, when they sign in, or mail them to The Secretary, Postgraduate School Nigerian Defence Academy, P.M B. 2109, Kaduna.
Accommodation
7.) Limited number of rooms areavailable in the NDA Postgraduate School Hostel on first come first served basis.
APPLY NOW!!

The Nigerian Defence Academy invites Applications from suitablyqualified candidates for admission into full- time postgraduate programmes in the Postgraduate School of the Nigerian Defence Academy (NDA),Kaduna for the 2012/2013Academic Session.
The sale of Online Application Forms shall be open from 17th September 2012 to 19th October 2012.
The following full-time programmes are available in the faculties and departments listed below:
A. Faculty of Arts and Social Sciences.
i. Department of Economics and Management Sciences
(a) MSc in Accounting
(b) MSc in Economics
(c) PhD in Accounting
(d) PhD in Economics
ii. Department of Geography.
(a) MSc in Military Geography
(b) MSc Geography in Environmental Management
(c) MSc Geography in Remote Sensing/GIS
(d) MSc Geography in Climatology
(e) MSc in Urban Geography
(f) MSc Geography in Population Studies
(g) PhD in Military Geography
(h) PhD Geography in Environmental Management
(i) PhD Geography in Remote Sensing/GIS
(j) PhD Geography in Climatology
(k) PhD in Urban Geography
(I) PhD Geography in Population Studies
iii. Departments of History & International Studies.
(a) MA in Military History
(b) MA in International Studies
(c) PhD in Military History
(d) PhD in International Studies
iv. Department of PoiltIcal Science and Defence Studies.
(a) MSc in Defence and Strategic Studies
B. Faculty of Science.
i. Department of Biological Sciences,
(a) MSc in Medicinal and Poisonous Plant Studies
(b) MSc in Biotechnology
(c) MSc in Parasitology
ii. Department of Chemistry.
(a) MSC in Material Science and Explosives
(b) MSc in Analytical Chemistry
(c) MSc in Inorganic Chemistry
(d) MSc in Organic Chemistry
(e) MSc in Environmental Chemistry
(f) PhD in Analytical Chemistry
(g) PhD in Inorganic Chemistry
(h) PhD in Organic Chemistry
iii. Department of Mathematlcs/ Computer Science,
(a) MSc in Pure Mathematics
(b) MSc Mathematics (OperationsResearch)
iv. Department of PhysIcs.
(a) MSc in Theoretical Physics
(b) MSc in Nuclear and Radiation Physics
(c) MSc in Solid State Physics
(d) PhD in Theoretical Physics.
(e) PhD in Nuclear and Radiation Physics
(f) PhD in Solid State Physics
C. Faculty of Engineering.
i. Department of Electrical/Electronics Engineering
(a) M.Eng in Electronics and Communications Engineering
(b) M.Eng in Electricol Power Systems Engineering
(c) PhD in Electronics and Communications Engineering
(ci) PhD in Electrical Power System Engineering.
ii. Department of Mechanical Engineering.
(a) M.Eng in Production Engineering
(b) M.Eng in Thermofluid & Energy Engineering
(c) PhD in Production Engineering
(b) PhD in Thermofluid & Energy Engineering
3.) Admission Requirements
The requirements for the various programmes are as follows:
i. Master’s (MA and MSC) Degrees.
A candidate seeking admission into the Masters Degree programme shall be a graduate of the Nigerian Defence Academy or any other recognized university. Such candidate must possess a minimum of Second Class Honours (Lower Division) in the relevant field of study.
ii. Doctor of Philosophy (PhD) Degree.
A candidate for PhD Degree mustpossess a minimum of Second Class Honours (Lower Division) at Bachelor Degree and a Masters Degree in the proposed field of study from a recognized University. In addition, the candidate must have scored an overage of not less than 60% at the Masters level.
Duration of Programme
4. Each student admitted for Masters or PhD Degree must pursue a FULL-TIME course of study and research lh the Academy. Depending on the degree in view, the following conditions are also applicable:
a. A student for the Master’s degree shall pursue the programme for 2 years (4 Semesters),
b. Candidates for PhD degree shall pursue the programme for 3 years (6 Semesters).
At the expiration of the period of study for any given programme, a student who has not completed his/her programme shall be withdrawn from the Academy. However, in exceptional circumstances, application for extension to complete the programme may be entertained. Extension shall not exceed a period of one year (2 Semesters) in case of Masters degree and 2 years (4 semesters) in case of Ph.D.

Yap in my own point of view,d course 1 actualy study doesn't rily matter in life in as much as u cn prove urself in ur area of specialization. Bt most of us Jambites prefer courses with names lyk Doctor,Engineer,Lawyer etc. Even sum pple dnt even go 4 wot dy luv doing bt jst 4 d name nd @d end of d day sum of dem end up graduatn with lower grades.
The fact is much emphasis should be on wot u cn offer 2d society after ur graduatn rather dan wot u Study.

Gud Morning all, hope u had a very gud 9te rest. As The countdown to d d-day continues.
4 d lovers of Football, d League of Champions kicks off 2day,lots of predictions nd xpectations everywhere. Anyhw sha, wishn ol a 9ce nd blissful day ahead.

Buike8: @sheuaba,do u work or hv anybdy dt works in ui,u sound so ambivalent

Nooo None of d above.

deniry94: thanks, but i still can't find it.

Ya if u cnt find it dat means its stil under constructn.
NB: Nt all courses outline are onlyn yet. Sum are dere while others aren't. Tnx

deniry94: Hey peeps, please I need the link to the course outline for physics. Thanks.

Try and google it.

One day not too long ago the employees of a large company returned from their lunch break and were greeted with a sign on the front door. The sign said:"Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym."
At first everyone was sad to hear that one of their colleagues had died, but after a while they startedgetting curious about who this person might be.
The excitement grew as the employees arrived at the gym to pay their last respects. Everyone wondered: "Who is this person who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he or she is no longer here!"
One by one the employees got closer to the coffin and when theylooked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood over the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.
There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself. There was also a sign next to the mirror that said: "There is only one person who is capable of setting limits to your growth: it is YOU.
*************** ******
You are the only person who can revolutionize your life. You are theonly person who can influence your happiness, your realization and your success. You are the onlyperson who can help yourself.
Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your partner changes, when your company changes. Your life changes when YOU change, whenyou go beyond your limiting beliefs, when you realize that you are the only one responsible for your life.
"The most important relationship you can have, is the one you have with yourself."

Heard of d death of d Dean ystday 4rm a pal in U.I who said he died of sickle cell anaemia. May his soul rest in peace

One day not too long ago the employees of a large company returned from their lunch break and were greeted with a sign on the front door. The sign said:"Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym."
At first everyone was sad to hear that one of their colleagues had died, but after a while they startedgetting curious about who this person might be.
The excitement grew as the employees arrived at the gym to pay their last respects. Everyone wondered: "Who is this person who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he or she is no longer here!"
One by one the employees got closer to the coffin and when theylooked inside it they suddenly became speechless. They stood over the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.
There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself. There was also a sign next to the mirror that said: "There is only one person who is capable of setting limits to your growth: it is YOU.
*************** ******
You are the only person who can revolutionize your life. You are theonly person who can influence your happiness, your realization and your success. You are the onlyperson who can help yourself.
Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your partner changes, when your company changes. Your life changes when YOU change, whenyou go beyond your limiting beliefs, when you realize that you are the only one responsible for your life.
"The most important relationship you can have, is the one you have with yourself."

Gud morning gr8test UITES,Hw y'all doing,D long-awaited week's here,But sincerely we need 2 continue wt d spirit we've bin using since d thread started @least 2 kip it lively nd nt allow some marketers 2 derail it 4 us. Why don't we av a topic of discusion each day?
Ok, lets take a look at this
1. When d list's finally releasd i pray we ol get admitd,bt 4 one reason or d oda, some won't make it.we cn share our stories here,inspire ourselves So, 2day wich is Monday y don't we discus
FAILURE 2 GAIN ADMISION DIS YEAR,IS'T THE END OF LIFE?
2. Som of us here would b oferd admisn bt 2 a course we dnt really lyk.
Tuesday lets discus: Does The Course Of Study In The University Really Matter?
3. Som of us here would be oferd admisn into oda institutions
Wednesday lets discus: Does It Really Matter Where You Study?
4. Thursday lets discuss:
How Do You Got To Know About U.I? Why Do U Love U.I?
5. Thank God It's Friday, D d-day is knocking at d door, So 2 ease d pressure lets discus abt anything discussable be it Jokes, Beef, Repping Of Ur club etc.
6. D-DAY is here, i cn feel d atmosphere in d air. I can hear sum1 say, Wot a miraculous admision! Oya lets pop champaghne zobo 7up infact anything popable, ok lets dance Azonto Alanta Etighi infact anything danceable. I can hear sum1 say glory b 2 GOD!
If dis schedule is ok by U D ball is in ur court,start discusing 2day nd make dis thread lively 1ce more. 9ce Tym Guys

dewaley1996: dis is DEWALEY reaching u 4rm unilorin federal university....d updated list will b realesed anyda dis wik.so b VIGILANT

Yeeekpaa Unilorin Federal University!!! Abeg where Unilorin state University dey? Hahahah Lol

Happy sunday Hmmm Na wao dey nw wnt 2 change this thread 4rm Admision thread to advertising thread. LOL.

Really? Guys lets share our experiences here as we await d release of d examination's result. Tnx all

Ok na, guys 2day's 14th september. So d countdown begins as we await d release of d list nxt week. As Jossy4luv said Prayer's d Key, so lets keep on Praying Praying Praying nd Hope 4 d Best. I have d belief dat by nxt wik wen d list's finaly releasd, most of us here will surely make it 2 UI nd change level 4rm Jambites 2 Freshers. 9ce tym guys

abbeywasc: to those sayin d admission has started, pls stop wasting ur money. The page u ar reffering to is for 2011/2012 admission. Unilorin no longer use etranzact platform for any payment wch d page prescribes. Ciao

Tnx alot tell dem o, bcus Unilorin cnt start reg nd there will be no procedure 4 it,am sure wen it starts it'l b stated clearly. @all Reg. 4 2012 2013 sesion has nt comencd anyfn u see on d websyt as regards 2 it is 4 last year. Lets kip on waiting. Goodluck ol

Gud Morning y'all, 2mrw is d d-day 4 d exam. I wish every1 writing d exam sucess. Nd pls dnt 4get 2 share ur experiences b4,during,and after d exams here. 9ce tym guys

Buike8: But i met a ui undagraduate hu tld me dt ui wil conduct anoda putme

. Hmmm UI? When? Anoda post UTME 4 wich category?

Guys dnt panic. As at d last term i chekd d website,There's nofn lyk registration yet, d procedure postd by adigun has bin dere since even b4 d list was releasd. Its stil status quo nd d waiting game continues

Gud afternoon guys, hws ur day going , hope it's kul, Just got a clarification abt d much-talked abt 2nd post UTME of 19th sept. 4 B.A Philosophy. Nw guys lets take a luk @ it.
1. The University of Ibadan didn't send any text msg 2 any1 as regards d post UTME nd isn't conducting such, rather it's a Dominican Institute Samonda Ibadan dat's sending d msg 4 dose interestd in it nd dey are d ones conducting it.
2. The exam is 2 take place on 19th september though applicatn has closd it's 4 B.A philosophy.
3. The institute is affiliated to the University of Ibadan 4 only philosophy nd upon completion of d programme u'l be issued with a Certificate as stated above
4. The message was sent 2 dose who mayb applied 4 philosophy or oda relatd courses nd weren't shortlisted or wrote d Post UTME bt due 2 1 thing or d oda didn't gain admisn 2d university of Ibadan.
Nw u may ask hw did dey got d phone numbers? The phone numbers were given out by d University 2 d institue. Also d University of Ibadan,confirmd dat d institute is affiliatd 2 it.

Source: A 2go pal of myn who receivd d msg who also confirmd 4rm U.I, The P.R.O of d institute through its phone number, Hope dis helps us ol. Tnx

Israel251: hi guys, i've been following this thread from the beginning, commented once or twice and av been spectating since nd i have not much to say than great kudos to ya'll for keeping up the good infos. Anyways am a UI Computer Science aspirant nd its nice know some of my course mate like ShehuAba. Really looking forward to resumption day. PEACE....

Guy av u bin admited or u're waiting 4 2nd batch. If u dnt mind u can hook me up on 2go @ shehuaba. Hoping 2 hear 4rm u soon. Tnx alot

Buike8: Shehuaba,whic course ar u optin 4 in ui?

Well am going 4 Computer Science. @Abuklaw take it easy o. Oluwa is involved, when its ur Tym 4 admision No 1 can ever change it. Its rily painful bt God knows Best. Best of luck bro.

Omo Daddy354: I even have both,bt i want 2 use dat of ondo state whch is my state gaan nd it was gombe dat's on my jamb result

Since u av both ure on a safer side bt if u insist on dat of Ondo,i think if swearing an affidavit in court 4 it is posible,den dat shuld b d solution.

@buike8 nw i get wot u mean. If u check ma coment ystday ul see dat i wasn't rily specific abt d beta 1. D truth is dat whether u graduate 4rm UI or OAU u got 2 b respectd everywhere. D only pro wt OAU is dat if their ALUTA start na yawa o. Bt anyhw sha u've goten admisn into UI ryt? I think u shuld jst go 4 it.

Omo Daddy354: Sorry,am nt rilly on d same page with u o,as i dnt rily get u... Do u mean we shld jst get d cert of origin on d jamb nd neglect dat of our state gaan?

U can get d both if u wnt, wot i said is dat's hw pple aving d same pro wt u do. Bt if getting d affidavit 4 dat is posible i think it's beta.