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Rosemary216:
Lol,.... U neva see anytin.... Dere z no ideal age 4dat, weneva u feel u are ready to take all d responsibility den u can tink of it.

In the western world, guys of 25 yrs old are fathers already cos their govt provides everything for them....but in Naija, for guys to talk of marriage that will make a lady comfortable, enough cash will be layed down. One room accommodation marriage is poverty. Guys prepare urself bf marriage because if u no fit pay for house rent, buy ur wife woman things, pays school fees, help ur in-laws, chop-money etc..mmmm na short life be dat oo...cos some woman no send cos u must phyuck n do d thorough maintenance.

olabukola:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/06/new-lawmakers-define-ekiti-stomach-infrastructure/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook#sthash.6xtp1nVo.dpuf

PLZ KEEP UR ARMED ROBBER BROTHERS THERE....WE DONT NEED THEM HERE. THIS IS A STRATEGY TO SHIP ROBBERS TO EASTERN ZONE.

sirjohnson:
Okay, the 16 year old girl lives on the same street as mine. She is a very pretty girl, looks like a 20 year old. She is very intelligent as well. And I have no ulterior motive; I dont want to sleep with her or mess around with her. She gave me the green light, I got it, I followed it, now we have something going. Can someone tell me I am crazy? BTW, I am 28.

I guess this guy lives in Lagos. Lagosians have no conscience when it comes to sex...they can rape a year kid or grandma. I HATE LAGOS WITH PASSION!!!!

MaxNaija:
This article is for guys who find it difficult to get along with a lady during her period. Ladies want care and love during this unpleasant period. If you are a guy, this is the time you have to show her more love and care, don't be harsh on her and most importantly, know your choice of words.

[img]http://2.bp..com/-FDywO1kWtS0/VW-Iqip9n3I/AAAAAAAACRk/jwVLAT87Psg/s320/menses.png[/img]
In this article Maxnaija.com will be giving you a list of 5 things you should never tell a lady during her period.

1. What's Wrong: Really? do you need to ask that? Obviously she is having her period and its painful, makes her cranky and ohh! so bloated. She is just not very comfortable and that doesn't mean you will keep asking what's wrong. Just try and 'empathize' with her.

2. "You look tired" : Of cos, she is. She doesn't just look tired she is really tired... You don't expect to be active and strong a usual. Bleeding buckets and those killer cramps accompanied with excruciating back ache is bound to show on her face.

3. "Let's go party; it will make you feel better!" : whoa!! You must be crazy to think like that. With that swollen tummy and painful back, you don't expect her to wear fancy dresses and high heels.

4. "I guess we should talk later, after your period is over": You Should never ever think of saying this, did you just mean that when she's having her period she looses value?. There are things you say which she can easily forget, but not this. Never make her feel rejected.

5. " Sorry, but I am irritated by the sight of blood.": No way and no way will you ever say that to a woman. She doesn't get her period by choice and this time of the month all she needs is your tender love and care. Trust us by saying this you will only rub her the wrong way. Even if you hate the sight of blood, you don't have to make it that obvious to her.

P.s (Please men for a while please keep all your opinions to yourself. With the above listed words from Maxnaija.com, try to avoid these words no matter what and you'll be grateful you did!)

Source: http://www.maxnaija.com/2015/06/5-things-you-should-never-say-to-woman.html
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DURING HER PERIOD TIME, O'BOY KONJI DEY BITE ME gwogwo.... THO' I TREAT HER LIKE A QUEEN.....

solid3:
Just saw a breaking news on Aljazera that there has been an explosion in a filling station with over 70 people dead.

Can anyone confirm this?






http://www.ghanaweb.com/GhanaHomePage/NewsArchive/artikel.php?ID=360811

IT WAS TERRIBLE AS I WATCHING GHANA PRIME NEWS THIS MORNING. THIS A VERY BIG BLOW TO GHANIANS N IT'S GOVT...I PRAY, GOD WILL SEE THEM THROUGH.. #accraflood

delonz:
Do you remember this man? What do think he would have done differently, if he were still alive.

JAGUA carry belle oo..iyoyo e born tomorrow iyoyo. We miss you man...RIP

lalasticlala:
https://instagram.com/p/3RnkFzuuyr/

NA MOJO UNA DEY WATCH SEE AS ABDUL OPEN HIM MOUTH AND OTHER ONES FULLY CONCENTRATED.

lalasticlala:
https://instagram.com/p/3RnkFzuuyr/

NA Indecency UNA DEY WATCH SEE AS ABDUL OPEN HIM MOUTH AND OTHER ONES FULLY CONCENTRATED.

lalasticlala:
https://instagram.com/p/3RnkFzuuyr/

NA Indecency UNA DEY WATCH SEE AS ABDUL OPEN HIM MOUTH AND OTHER ONES FULLY CONCENTRATED.

lalasticlala:
https://instagram.com/p/3RnkFzuuyr/

NA Indecency UNA DEY WATCH SEE AS ABDUL OPEN HIM MOUTH AND OTHER ONES FULLY CONCENTRATED.

Mind your stupid news!!!

agarawu23:


when you pay 1million as her bride price and she offers you "sacrifice of the gods" as your dinner instead of plantain. bad market

NA STYLE OF THOSE CHIN GUM BABES OUT THERE... THEY ARE GOOD IN BEDMATICS N BAD IN THE KITCHEN.

mbulela:
Such tribalsitic, stereotypical and ethnic jingostic comment should have no space in a decent forum.
Moderators, Kindly delete this comment if the poster will not be banned.

MUMU TALK...

papaejima1:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/president-elect-snookers-apc-leaders-over-unannounced-uk-trip/210287/

SEE AS E STAND LIKE GATEMAN WEY DEY ROAST SUYA...LOL ABOKI NA ABOKI oo...no amount of money wey go mek aboki change it's nature.

[quote author=vizkiz post=34094451]is this suppose to be a joke or what?
What will this morafurcker be singing there

[size=15pt]omo na mental case start to dey craze!
Na you dey crazy for this place, faze kolomental

Oooh,ooh, oh oh oh o o ...kolomental!!! [/size]

[size=30pt]what the fffff [/size][/quote WETIN BE YOUR OWN SEF....SHOOO YOU BE SADIST?

senier007:
Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/183612-pdp-attacks-buhari-for-snubbing-handover-programmes.html

YOU GO FEAR PRESIDENT ELECT TURN security man....lol

senier007:
Source: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/183612-pdp-attacks-buhari-for-snubbing-handover-programmes.html

YOU GO FEAR PRESIDENT ELECT TURN POLITICIAN....lol

saintneo:
The tallest of the wives, the second standing from the right has a modern babe's body. Flat tummy, good bréãsts, tall, an hourglass shape; she could pass for a model.
King Jaja has eyes for good women.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/2432273_jaja_jpeg070321c466aff3fbdab1b2765b26a296

O'BOY OOO...SEE MILK COMPETITION. JAJA NA GUY MAN OO....E SABI SUCK OOO...

Beremx:
God bless whoever invented Bra. I just can't imagine walking without a bra. I just can't imagine that!

IF LADIES OF NOWADAYS CAN GO BRALESS, MEN WILL ENJOY THE SHOW.

Maple:
While many Nigerians may have known visa fees of different European and American countries, not many take interest in what the country charges other nationals for the document.

But the fact is that the Nigerian Immigration Service has a long list of the fees on its website, indicating clearly the differences in terms of countries, the visa type and number of entries.

If what the NIS displays on the website is anything to go by, nationals of Mauritania, Monaco, Morroco, New Zealand, Panama, Uruguay, Venezuela, Ecuador, Peru, Burma, Dominican, Chile and Colombia are charged between N100 and N 200 for a single-entry Nigerian visa. For those applying for multiple entries, the fee is multiplied by the number of entries they are seeking.

Weighed against the current exchange rate, it implies that a Nigerian visa is still going for half a dollar or a little above that.

Applicants from the United States are charged the highest. They pay N14,000 for either a single or multiple-entry visa.

Russia and other former members of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics are next to the US, and a visa application from the region attracts N10,500.

A traveller from the United Kingdom, who is applying for a single-entry Nigerian visa, pays N9,700, whereas a multiple-visa applicant is charged N16,200.

Interestingly, UK nationals picking up temporary employment in Nigeria pay N9,700, which is less than what their multiple-visa counterparts are charged.

A British woman married to a Nigerian has the option of obtaining an “indefinite” visa at N40,800, according to the NIS’s fee schedule.

Most European countries, such as Finland, France, Germany, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Romania, Belgium and Spain, pay a little above N6,000 for a single-visa application. Multiple-entry visa application fee in most of the listed countries is N9,000 plus.

Based on the fact that the immigration service deals with many people in different parts of the world, it is expected that the facts presented on its website are valid as this is a major platform where potential visitors to Nigeria can access it.

Many Nigerian establishments have, however, yet to embrace online operation as an essential part of their corporate integrity. Hence, what such organisations, especially federal ministries, departments and agencies, tag new information are, in some cases, one or more years stale.

Even the NIS is not free from the practice, which visitors find worrisome. For instance, what the Service calls “news”, as of Sunday, is a notice of a recruitment exercise examination that was to be held on March 15, 2014 in the 36 states of the federation and the Federal Capital Territory.

Also, a document by the Service says it has in the past 10 years cancelled no fewer than 1,288 passports.

But an Internet search by our correspondent shows that the list has not been upgraded since August 2013 when it was uploaded despite a promise that it would be “updated regularly.” This is apart from the fact no reason is given for the cancelation. This, indeed, leaves visitors in the dark as to the number of the ‘green-back’ that have been cancelled in the past two years.

An online document obtained from the NIS portal on Sunday also says it started compiling the list in 2005. There is nothing anywhere on the site to show the updated status of the two-year-old document.


http://www.punchng.com/i-punch/nigerian-visa-goes-for-a-dollar-in-13-countries/

CHANGE IS GOOD IF WE SEE IT'S ACTIONS BUT THE WORST CHANGE IS THE ONE WE SHOUT ON AIR.

That's how it is when one have ingrates as brothers. Adebayo we've known all your effort to satisfy ur unsatisfactory so-called family n brothers....please hold ur peace, it's ok. Your family needs TB Joshua's deliverance.

akinboyepelumi9:
I call it the "Abija Style" only the Yorubas will understand that.

omo see udene oo!!!!

lalasticlala:
http://pulse.ng/gist/two-is-a-company-man-trekking-to-otuoke-for-gej-gets-female-partner-id3730316.html

MEK NIHI NO HAMMER THIS CHICK FOR ROAD OOO.... I WISH UNA WELL!

feezy:
What do you have say about this. female student.

THOSE DAYS IN SECONDARY SKOOL, ONE OF MY CLOSE FRIEND WE CALL 'SLEEPING MURUANYA' IS THE BEST EXPO STUDENT. NO INTERNAL OR EXTERNAL INVIGILATOR EVER CAUGHT HIM...IF U CARRY JUJU COME, ONE U SEE 'SLEEPING MURUANYA' UR JUJU GO TURN U MUMU....HAHAHA..BUT EXPO DEY SWEET SHAA...

allcomage:
I concur. I shocks me that a man will in this age bury his bare dick in a pussy of a woman that is not his wife. I see it as taking a rope to the forest to commit suicide. Thank your God if she hasn't given you hiv.

NO TOTO IS DISEASE FREE! EVEN THAT OF YOUR WIFE IS NOT FREE FROM VAGINAL SPIROGYRA POPULARY KNOWN AS GONO-FUNGAL....NA BABA GOD DEY SAVE PESIN.

allcomage:
I concur. I shocks me that a man will in this age bury his bare dick in a pussy of a woman that is not his wife. I see it as taking a rope to the forest to commit suicide. Thank your God if she hasn't given you hiv.

NO TOTO IS DISEASE FREE! EVEN THAT OF YOUR WIFE IS NOT FREE FROM VAGINAL SPIROGYRA POPULARY KNOWN AS GONO-FUNGAL....

datedoboi:
Is one week now dat I had sex with my ex after we settled. Just three days ago I started noticing litle pain when peeing, and today I started to notice a yellowish fluid coming out of my pen.is.

Sometimes if I want to urinate it painful and sometimes no pain. I called my ex if she also noticed such pain when peeing but she denied and swear she doesnt notice such.

Anyway I had unprotected sex with her but I did not release or ejaculate during the sex.

What could be the cause since she said she noticed nothing like that.

I feel litle hotness in my pe.nis
Help.
I am planning to go see doc. Tomorrow.
Oh my God why me.
I swear if this thing stop no more sex… till further notice

NO TOTO IS FREE FROM DISEASE!!!

FlirtyKaren:
Isn't this insane? Controversial Nollywood producer/critic, Charles Novia just posted these tweets on his page. According to him, a guy named Sadeeq Eelhassan @saskid26 has threatened his life just because he tweeted that he doesn't believe celebrated 'Lagos to Abuja Buhari trekker' Hashimu Suleiman really walked from Lagos to Abuja.

Sadeeq hurriedly deleted his threat after Charles put him on blast and equally threatened to have him dealt with.

Tweets continue below.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/04/wow-guy-threatens-charles-novias-life.html

THAT GUY NO TREKK ANYTHING! NA ARRANGEE!:.....

Sorbital:
Eem! There's this sweet girlfriend of mine who can not afford to miss any of these Telemundo romance movies; She didn't stop there, she goes about tunning from one channel to another looking for romance programms on her DSTV anytime Telemundo is not showing her favourites.... Now, she wants to practice all those romantic acts, moves, talk etc on me forgetting that this is Nigeria and not Mexico or USA...This is causing a serious issue between us because she expects me to behave/talk like one of those guys she sees on movies

In Nigeria, one has to at least be living relatively a comfortable life na b4 he starts thinking romance....Abi person wey no get money dey do romance...

But seriously this is getting out of hand as she's threatening for a break in d relationship if I am not willing to 'change'. Abeg, wetin I go do as per say I never chop belle full na to dey act romance

HAHAHAHA...I NO FIT LAUGH OOO.... *Shay na Telemundo sickness dey worry ur chick abi*? omo mek u tear race oo...cos' dat chick na karashika oo*

Airforce1:
Super Eagles footballer, Mikel Obi turned 28 today. He shared a pic of what his girlfriend got for him.


https://instagram.com/p/1yRpSqHrmT/

I LIKE IT! HBD MIKKY!

CityNG:
Shut that gaping diseased cave under your nose.

Even if I was gay, why the heck would I be remotely interested in a scrawny low class, unhealthy, deranged, dejected, oppressed, uneducated and a social misfit like you?

The law is unjust and will be struck down because it alienates a group of Nigerians.

My interest in this law is not sexual but because I'm a decent and caring human being and not a droopy armed troglodyte.

You, a moronic slowpoke, is the missing link.

Awon baba nla baba baba e ni fool.

Were oloriburuku, ode ma rin wogbolo nin lagbara olorun.

PS: the funny thing is that if you tried to attack me I won't even kill your sorry ass as you'll be a waste of a bullet. I'll just break your spinal cord you so I can watch you beg for alms as I drive by.

CALL ME NAMES AND CHANNEL YOUR STAPH INFECTED PENIS TO YOUR CUSTOMERS. IS THAT WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS ONLINE LOOKING FOR VICTIMS....HAHAHA!!! TELL THEM AM INVISIBLE N AS FROM TODAY I WILL MONITOR YOU HERE, CATCH YOU N SEND YOU WHERE YOU BELONG. MOLUE OSHODI CONDUCTOR DIGGING ASSES TO EAT A MEAL. MUMU...

CityNG:
It is my biggest hope that he strikes down that stupid segregative law.

foool! If i catch you around my tiny anus, i ll skin you alive!!!

lolaxavier:
The President-elect, Maj. Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), on Tuesday said his administration would restore military cooperation with the United States of America.

In an article published by the New York Times in its Tuesday edition, Buhari promised to among other things reformed the military.

The outgoing President Goodluck Jonathan-led administration had cancelled the training component of its military cooperation with the US citing a lack of sincerity on the part of the Americans for its decision.

But Buhari said, “My administration would welcome the resumption of a military training agreement with the United States, which was halted during the previous administration. We must, of course, have better coordination with the military campaigns our African allies, like Chad and Niger, are waging in the struggle against Boko Haram. But, in the end, the answer to this threat must come from within Nigeria.”

Buhari also said he would deploy additional troops in the battle foul away from civilian areas in the south and the north central parts of the country.

In the article, the President-elect said, in the fight to end the Boko Haram insurgency, “We must start by deploying more troops to the front and away from civilian areas in central and southern Nigeria where for too long they have been used by successive governments to quell dissent.

“We must work closer with our neighbours in coordinating our military efforts so an offensive by one army does not see their country’s rid of Boko Haram only to push it across the border onto their neighbour’s territory.”

A member of the Buhari team, who pleaded for anonymity because he was not authorised to speak to the media said, “Without being told, you should know that what he is simply saying is that under his administration, the military will revert to their constitutional role of defending the nation against external aggression QED.”

It was also gathered that the military would be overhauled and professionalised while the police would be better empowered to take the leading role in internal security.

According to the New York Times article, which carried Buhari’s byline, the incoming administration will aside from using the military to deal with the terrorists’ threat, it will pay greater attention to counter-terrorism initiatives.

Buhari noted that his administration would seek to address why young people were attracted to join the sect. He identified some of the reasons to include poverty and ignorance.

[b]He said, “Indeed Boko Haram – which translates in English, roughly, as “western education is sinful” – preys on the perverted belief that the opportunities that education brings are sinful.

“If you are starving and young, and in search of answers as to why your life is so difficult, fundamentalism can be alluring. We know this for a fact because former members of Boko Haram have admitted it: They offer impressionable young people money and the promise of food, while the group’s mentors twist their minds with fanaticism.

“So, we must be ready to offer the parts of our country affected by this group an alternative. Boosting education will be a direct counter-balance to Boko Haram’s appeal.

“In particular we must educate more young girls, ensuring they will grow up to be empowered through learning to play their full part as citizens of Nigeria and pull themselves up and out of poverty. Indeed, we owe it to the schoolgirls of Chibok to provide as best an education as possible for our fellow young citizens."[/b]

He observed that Boko Haram feeds off despair, lack of hope that things can improve. The former Head-of State also argued that by attacking a school, and kidnapping more than 200 schoolgirls, it sought to strike at the very place where hope for the futurewas being nurtured, and the promise of a better Nigeria.

“It is our intention to show Boko Haram that it will not succeed,” he said.

The retired army general also promised that his administration would not only defeat the sect militarily, it would ensure that it provides the very education the sect despises to help our people help themselves.

Quoting the late Nelson Mandela, Buhari said the sect would soon learn that “education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.”


http://www.punchng.com/news/ill-restore-military-ties-with-us-buhari/

Hahahaha Dis man fit legalize homo una oo... Mek we dey look na...