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Celebrities / Re: Small Doctor Buys His Mother Another Car by sheylord(m): 7:24pm On Oct 15, 2017
ModeratorSeun:
Car or motor?
Smh most people these days can't even differentiate between a car and some bundled cotonou tokunbo motor
Really, you call Ferrari a car, Range rover a car, LAMBORGHINI a car and this crap up there a car also?
God have mercy
show us the one you bought for your mom ... badbelle
Romance / Re: #3Billion Engagement Ring, This Is What It Looks Like(Photos) by sheylord(m): 8:58pm On Aug 15, 2017
SydneyBrown:
Dear future hubby...I hope u re seein dis??
You're a clear cut case. ...... ���
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And Madam Kofo Take A Selfie by sheylord(m): 12:49pm On Aug 10, 2017
mama gan jasi

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Performs In Kenyan Under The Rain (Photos) by sheylord(m): 11:04am On Jul 24, 2017
yeye wizzy ..if nah naija if dy now he go dy form se I no fit do am
Education / Re: Latest Waec Performance Ranking By States What Position Is Your State? by sheylord(m): 10:37pm On Jul 21, 2017
proudly ekiti
Politics / Re: FG Not Banning Overseas Production Of Films — Lai Mohammed by sheylord(m): 11:30am On Jul 20, 2017
haba.... lie Mohammed ,lie another one this man can manipulate baje

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Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Regretted Not Telling A Girl, You Have Feeling For Her? by sheylord(m): 1:16am On Jul 20, 2017
edoboy33:
no I have never asked any girl out
lie Mohammed siblings , with that cute face like albino....lol
Nairaland / General / Re: Couple Going Home From Work Die In Fatal Accident In Ekiti State. Graphic Photos by sheylord(m): 10:41pm On Jul 19, 2017
Caustics:
fayose why drink the blood of your people when there is aboki blood to drink?
you don't have sense

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Politics / Re: "Don’t Kill Fulani Herdsmen", Okowa Begs Deltans by sheylord(m): 9:04pm On Jul 19, 2017
coward ....is this an elected governor or force imposed govana...your citizens are dying and you're begging them to calm bah? you're foolish
tiri gbosa for fayose .... then no born fulani for ekiti
Romance / Re: Wife Attacks Husband's Side Chick, Strips Her Unclad. Photos by sheylord(m): 8:57pm On Jul 19, 2017
Benita27:
Childbirth. Is he not also responsible for her protruding stomach?.
Lol .. so she can't gym to flat the protruding stomach
women sha they will defend themselves
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Receives Greeting Card Signed By 2000 Girls For Buhari by sheylord(m): 9:33am On Jul 19, 2017
2000 me? issorite lemme know when 2000 guys are signing theirs...I'm interested
Romance / Re: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by sheylord(m): 11:05pm On Jul 18, 2017
hmmmm pussy issue I guess is either is too wide or smelly ...to be realistic
Romance / Re: This Lady Dm'd A Man 7 Months Ago And He Became The Man Of Her Dreams! by sheylord(m): 10:56pm On Jul 18, 2017
HERSLEY:
here i am grin
You sha ....You didn't dm me
Food / Re: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by sheylord(m): 10:40pm On Jul 18, 2017
noodles and garri with cold water mehn enjoy wey no get rival ...lmao
Celebrities / Re: APC Replies P'square On Ban On Video Shooting Abroad: You Are A Son Of Darkness by sheylord(m): 11:12pm On Jul 17, 2017
VampireeM:
APC and Hypocrisy has no bounds! Meanwhile the vegetable president has been in another country without any clue on his health status. FG has no moral rights to ban music videos production outside Nigeria when they have not set anything in place esp with the epileptic power supply, hooliganism and insecurity etc!
FG should first ban the use of medical facilities abroad for those in govt before coming to tell the common man on the streets how to spend their money and where to do their business.
As for the APC youths blasting its quite obvious they have to make rubbish statements in order to get their daily crumbs from their paymasters.
I seconded babe
your comment deserve Grammy award

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Crime / Re: Nyanya Residents Fix Disconnected Light Wires With Bare Hands (photos) by sheylord(m): 12:10pm On Jul 17, 2017
do you mean to say Abuja(federal capital territory) hah!!!!! yamayama ....see brown roofs and intarred road
Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi: "Wizkid Never Signed Me To Starboy" by sheylord(m): 8:52pm On Jul 16, 2017
Yeah ...because he neva use wizzy label (star boy) for production just a business I agree
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Celebrates His 27th Birthday Today by sheylord(m): 8:27pm On Jul 16, 2017
bbbabes:
Great one....enjoy the day dude...though Davido is my crush.
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His froggy voice turns on my switch

worn-out switch lol...
Romance / Re: Photo Of A Lady Holding A Man By His Balls Goes Viral by sheylord(m): 2:51am On Jul 16, 2017
haha...Abeg shift lemme faint aye iya ti ba je....lol
Culture / Re: 5 Interesting Things About The Yoruba People by sheylord(m): 6:53pm On Jul 15, 2017
greggng:
Infact I totally agreed with u on the expressive part. Don't u ever reveal ur secret to any yoruba person cos is not safe at all. The very day u ve issue with him the whole world will know about it. Again whenever ur contribution is needed on an issue pls be wise cos the same person u re discussing with will go behind ur back to tell the other person. I schooled here, dated one of them. Mingled with them so I am talking from experience. As far as business is concern they don't mind damaging ur reputation to gain favor.
I see ....I feel your pain

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Family / Re: Pictures Of A Woman’s Two Sets Of Identical Twin Boys by sheylord(m): 6:31pm On Jul 15, 2017
HERSLEY:
thanx hon
DM BABE
Politics / Re: Seriake Dickson Gives Wole Soyinka An Ijaw War Canoe, Makes Him An Ambassador by sheylord(m): 5:59pm On Jul 15, 2017
the second pic .... soyinka dey watch Dickson mouth like "Abeg no throw bomb oo(grammatical bombs)
Crime / Re: Woman Fakes Own Kidnap To Force Husband To Relocate Her To US (Pics) by sheylord(m): 5:53pm On Jul 15, 2017
alcmene:
Afonja women....... dirty, promiscous, drunkards, lazy, intolerable, overtly cantankerous .

What you get when Toyin Aimaku, Tiwa savage, Toke Makinwa etc are your role models
undecided
alcmene:
Afonja women....... dirty, promiscous, drunkards, lazy, intolerable, overtly cantankerous .

What you get when Toyin Aimaku, Tiwa savage, Toke Makinwa etc are your role models
��oni yeye ni... you need psychic lecture
Romance / Re: Guy Marries His Girlfriend Of 8 Years by sheylord(m): 4:33pm On Jul 15, 2017
NevetsIbot:
18yrs..... That lady na the Lord of the Rings mehn.
"8" not 18 ogbeni
Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola Is Bukola Adeeyo Baby's Father - NaijaGists.com by sheylord(m): 2:03pm On Jul 15, 2017
happy home breaker .....I doubt this news
Family / Re: Pictures Of A Woman’s Two Sets Of Identical Twin Boys by sheylord(m): 1:55pm On Jul 15, 2017
HERSLEY:
Don't worry... I ll give u one OK?
bring am nah ...lol honestly your you're looking stunning
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Aduaka Celebrates Her Birthday With Hot Photos by sheylord(m): 9:09pm On Jul 13, 2017
Liability:
If i catch this girl, i will use my two hands to tear her clothes, remove her bra and place my moth on her bwrests, sucking her nlpples tirelessly, squeesing the tips, then placing my pe..nis in between her bwrests and fvck her there.

I will place my pe..nis close to her which she cant resist thereby grabbing it and immediately sucking the cap of my pe..nis with so much passion.


I will pull her pant, spread her legs then place my mouth on her klitoris. Yes i will. Licking her klitoris with passion at the same time placing my fingers inside her va,,,ginal locating her g spot, scrubbing it with passion. By then she would have cum one than 20 times, wetting my bed sheet, but who cares, i just want to fvck her,

i will twingle her labia majora and minora, those two wings at the edge of her va..ginal.

Finally i will turn her make her bend. And then i will insert my big pe...nis from behind her and fvck her hard as she squirt and scream, and she tears telling me to fvck her harder.



Ogabuhari well done oooo
your village women are after you

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Family / Re: Pictures Of A Woman’s Two Sets Of Identical Twin Boys by sheylord(m): 12:41pm On Jul 11, 2017
mehn this kids are cute

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Food / Re: Roasted Corn VS Boiled Corn by sheylord(m): 5:57pm On Jul 07, 2017
gypsey:
jeeeez! who da hell? put these on here it's been more than 20 years since my mouth has touched these delicacy, chai! ewoo! ! tongue my first time in nigeria my uncle offered me some of these delicacy and palm wine After eating i refused to go back to England.
I smell lies ...
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Second Son, King Ayo Is All Grown Up by sheylord(m): 9:33pm On May 19, 2017
So
Education / Re: Immaculata Onuigbo: American University Of Nigeria's Best Graduating Student by sheylord(m): 9:32pm On May 19, 2017
Good for her
Celebrities / Re: Between Davido And His Fans On Instagram by sheylord(m): 6:18pm On Mar 08, 2017
softMarket:
One crazy girl in my compound was singing that song (IF) last night

so when she got to the part "30 billion for the acct oh baby"....she started poking me! And said "you senior davido oh!!"



anyways, i gave her a dirty slap!
Awww ......

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