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They should just insert a hot bicycle spoke into his pennis.

Nigerian House of Summons. Toothless Bulldog.

RIP sir. A great hero.



After spending over one billion naira on your funeral, I hope they don't appoint you a Board Chairman next.

Grandpa? The boy must be 85 years then.

Hahahaha. Policeman pension? E no fit buy coffin for the person wey him shoot. Let him carry him poison, no, pension go.



Meanwhile, the number of innocent Nigerians that have died due to corruption of the public office holders is still a child's play when compared to those that died in the hands of the police, or those that died naturally.


We are a shithole country.

And we are angry that one sane Angel called us a shithole country? We are worse than a shithole.

I'm gainfully employed...earn good money but I save little or nothing at the end of the day because of high level of dependency on me by the unemployed relatives and friends.

I'll hit them on their heads with an old pestle...

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Mama iwota. Ogbanje. Destiny killer. Ikpu onwu.

The way it's going, EFCC will one day defeat itself in court.

That he-goat who came in agbada...will be the first to leave.

I'm just here imagining how thick and hilly her pusssy will be.

For his wife to have done this shiit, there is no sense in her vagina. She's as dumb as her ikpu. Who doesn't like a smart vagina. We should all masturbate...

We are going to bang Arsenal tonight...blow them off from behind.

Ex artiste.

He is indeed the HEADMASTER.

I'm sorry bro. Life will hit the so called driver soon...in a jumbo way.

My wife surprised me with a long list of her needs for Christamas. How I wish Jesus was adopted.

if you want to reduce the cost of wedding from your greedy in-laws; give the girl bell relax and watch the tummy grow, the parents of the girl will call you, beg you, even offer to contribute 70% of the wedding cost. Just sit-in, dey watch the belle, they go finally say make you come claim their daughter for free.

They play politics even with human lives.

When would they be brought back Mr. President?

Would they be brought back dead or alive?

She forgot to include a knife since all Muslim women have knives under their pillows.

This is the Corruption APC promised to fight against...and they are not doing anything.

He is a speaker in the Lagos State House of Assembly, not NYSC speaker. He should go back to his failed calling.

They loot the money meant for our public universities to establish their own private universities, turning the public universities into public toilets.




God of thunder! Where are you?!!!!

Drama queen. I wish they sold her to Syria.

When a church needs to build a toilet and bathroom, they will raise 2million naira; but when a member needs 2million naira for a kidney transplant, the church will raise "prayers".

Aki and Pawpaw are afraid of heights too. The only snake to be afraid of is a woman.

His boy is the Vice President...don't worry, the money will come. What are governments for?

Three hours plus on third-mainland bridge. A journey of 15 mins from office to mainland.

Devil fears women these days.