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Romance › Re: Can You Woo In Your Mother Tongue? by shizzle11(m): 9:11am On Dec 26, 2012
lonipeter: Prove it naw!
Prove whathuh
I only answered †ђξ question knowing Its something i can do, so there's nothing to prove to u, u don't have to believe me
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Marry The Rich? by shizzle11(m): 6:50am On Dec 26, 2012
[quote author=money-hungry ]u mean am? wow!!! tell me more...
well, i am also an entrepreneur like you, i own EKO HOTEL....[/quote]LMAO!
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigerians Prefer To Marry The Rich? by shizzle11(m): 6:47am On Dec 26, 2012
Choi! See as Vivian don cause hold-up for dis thread. Wannabee's springing from left, right and center, nawao boiz no dey slack.



ATTENTION GUYS!
Application as boo for Vivian Chinaza is herby closed. Look elsewhere, or better still go get busy and make some 'pepper'.

Vivian, uche gi dikwa ya'o cos dem fake boiz plenty for hia.
Celebrities › Re: 10 Most Kissable Female Celebrities In Nigeria by shizzle11(m): 5:37am On Dec 26, 2012
gbanikiti: 10 kissable naija male celebrities nko?
So u can phuck all of dem abi?
Celebrities › Re: 10 Most Kissable Female Celebrities In Nigeria by shizzle11(m): 5:30am On Dec 26, 2012
Germannig: Best of the best lips from Odualand. Iyabo Obasanjo, iyalode of Odualand
ROTFLMAO!
Celebrities › Re: 10 Most Kissable Female Celebrities In Nigeria by shizzle11(m): 5:26am On Dec 26, 2012
pDude: Where Tonto Decay naw? huh cheesy cheesy cheesy
Are u kidding mehuh Guy pls Ɣ☺ΰ're looking for her in †ђξ wrong place, if it were kpomo lips, then she would've been top on †ђξ list. Dhuuur!
Celebrities › Re: Owner Of The Mansion Chris Brown Stayed In Nigeria by shizzle11(m): 5:17am On Dec 26, 2012
shymexx: Oil money is the way forward... grin

Just one oil block is enough and everything else shall be added onto it... grin

Soon come, naija... cool
Ɣ☺ΰ wish
Politics › Re: FG Cancels Controversial Immigration Recruitment by shizzle11(m): 5:12am On Dec 26, 2012
Silly hypocrytes! When †ђξ aboki's were employing their illiterate and unqualified kinsmen secretely and even making them superiors to more qualified persons from other zones, we never heard of any cancellation. Bunch of idiotst
Politics › Re: FG Cancels Controversial Immigration Recruitment by shizzle11(m): 5:03am On Dec 26, 2012
kingoflag: At times I tend to wonder if youre mentally unbstable or just plain dumb. Then I remember that youre ALWAYS online (even if I dont log on for a week), everything Ive ever seen you post is laden with bigotry and that you rarely make sense. Also, I recall that youve previously admitted to be online courtesy of being paid by politicians (whom I can only assume to be corrupt) to propagate their interests in the mass media.

You, my friend, are a lost soul.
Mr man what are Ɣ☺ΰ blabbing about? did he not state †ђξ obvious? Ɣ☺ΰ are even a bigger bigot for turning a blind eye to †ђξ truth. Most government agency and parastatals are dominate by †ђξ northerners who in most cases are not even qualified and illiterates and even made superiors to more qualified persons. Name them: Nigerian customs, Ndlea, DPR etc
Nairaland General › Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by shizzle11(m): 9:10pm On Dec 25, 2012
Abeg make una free 190 for me joor!
Nairaland General › Re: Christmas Gifts for Nairalanders. by shizzle11(m): 9:05pm On Dec 25, 2012
Redmosquito: ***Proceeds to distribute Blood tonic and Condom****
Blood tonic is to porify and multiply the blood!
Condom is to protect you from HIV, even we mosquitoes dey fear am. Na wetin kill my guy blue mosquito be dat, him go suck ashewo blood
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Politics › Re: GEJ Administration Is A Disappointment - Tinubu by shizzle11(m): 8:46pm On Dec 25, 2012
redsun: This wwould have made sense coming from a man like Soyinka or even bakare,but coming from the kingpin himself shows how ridiculous nigerian politicians are and how they easily take the populace for granted.

Some gullible people may even hail him for spitting all that trash,yet he is one the major plagues that has ever befallen nigeria.

How can the problems be solved,when the opinions of thieves are taken seriously?How can problems that are not identified be solved?
Your reward is in Heaven!
Politics › Re: GEJ Administration Is A Disappointment - Tinubu by shizzle11(m): 8:45pm On Dec 25, 2012
PointB: Coming from a certificate forger, an ordinary that should be rotting in jail. Nigeria is sick.

Anyway, Tinubu is best served addressing his fellow thieves, and stooges in AC.N, Nigeria does not need his yeye address. We know what our problems are, and Tinubu is one of them.
Ɣ☺ΰ are blessed!
Politics › Re: GEJ Administration Is A Disappointment - Tinubu by shizzle11(m): 8:42pm On Dec 25, 2012
And who †ђξ phuc is Tinubu to condemn Jonathan?

Blawdy hypocryte! What became of his 8yrs reign in office as governor? Silly imbecilc mo-ron spewing dust on performance, mtchew!
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Six In Yobe Christmas Church Service by shizzle11(m): 8:07pm On Dec 25, 2012
[quote author=ndu_chucks]May their souls RIP.

To be honest with you, Nigerians were expecting this sad news and are actually surprised that the sad event had not occurred prior to now.


This is becoming unbearable. GEJ may have to go or resign before 2015.[/quote]F00l! I pity any m0r0n who does not know Ɣ☺ΰ are a blawdy hypocrite and detestable faggit. Your unrelenting desire to mentioning and condemnation of GEJ at †ђξ slightest opportunity will not do Ɣ☺ΰ any good. Ɣ☺ΰ can Keep fooling yourself with your stupidity here. Bunkum!
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Six In Yobe Christmas Church Service by shizzle11(m): 7:58pm On Dec 25, 2012
Tariqh: That's D problem......U are 2 a total mess 2 tink about that........Y dnt u tink of a better solution rather u want them 2 retaliate? And it says "Gunmen" nt Muslims..........."Biitch please Go get a life"
Sharraap! Ɣ☺ΰ are even a bigger phuck for spewing †ђξ above rubbish, why won't retaliation be a viable option for phuck sake or does it come accros to Ɣ☺ΰ like some dirty, smelly religion has †ђξ monopoly of violence? your life obviously need a complete overhaul. 'Ɣ☺ΰ really need to stop feeding on cow poo' ass wipe!
Politics › Re: Gunmen Kill Six In Yobe Christmas Church Service by shizzle11(m): 7:50pm On Dec 25, 2012
gboss4sure: Nawa ooooo. Are people still living in that potiskum or wot do they call it. Stay in the north at ur own risk
I feel u broda, but its not easy to leave, if Ɣ☺ΰ were in their shoes, u'll understand better.

May †ђξ dead rest in peace!
Romance › Re: For Ladies Eager To Marry Next Year by shizzle11(m): 2:46pm On Dec 24, 2012
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]LMFAO another recharge card boy![/quote]Have Ɣ☺ΰ not heard 'only lazy girls date guys for money'? don't tell me Ɣ☺ΰ are one cos I may just change my mind.

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Romance › Re: Can You Woo In Your Mother Tongue? by shizzle11(m): 1:31pm On Dec 24, 2012
Yes naa! Its no biggie
Romance › Re: *~D-Explorer Voted Romance Section Poster Of 2012 *~ Congratulations by shizzle11(m): 1:18pm On Dec 24, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]cool cool[/quote]Mercedes Benz
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Romance › Re: *~D-Explorer Voted Romance Section Poster Of 2012 *~ Congratulations by shizzle11(m): 1:15pm On Dec 24, 2012
Kwongwaturashuns!
Politics › Re: Oteh To Be Redeployed To Sovereign Wealth Fund by shizzle11(m): 1:06pm On Dec 24, 2012
Abujafood: National Assembly members ought to be ashamed of themselves!
Exactly! They are a bunch of hypocrites and nonentities
Politics › Re: New Sect Kidnapped Frenchman In Katsina by shizzle11(m): 12:54pm On Dec 24, 2012
honeric01: They are only trying to mimic the eastern brothers na grin na quota system grin
How does †ђξ above gibberish relate to †ђξ topichuh
Ɣ☺ΰ are a first degree f00l!
Celebrities › Re: Usain Bolt Dumped By UK-Based Girlfriend by shizzle11(m): 12:04pm On Dec 24, 2012
Silly excuse! Why did it take her this long to realise she can't cope with his lifestyle. Doesn't she know someone of Usain Bolt's status will always be globe-trotting? And why did it take her first visit to Jamaica to come up with her silly excuses? I take her excuses with a pinch of salt. Her visit to †ђξ reggae country obviously opened her eye to something which she isn't telling
Celebrities › Re: Usain Bolt Dumped By UK-Based Girlfriend by shizzle11(m): 11:51am On Dec 24, 2012
lucenzo: She‘s a stupid girl for dumping him. Are you sure she is not a Nigerian girl? cool
Like seriouslyhuh A Nigerian girl will dump a guy of Usain Bolt's status, r u for real? Guy Ɣ☺ΰ must have been living in pluto


I agree she's silly thou
Politics › Re: Another Bomb Blast In Kano by shizzle11(m): 7:45am On Dec 24, 2012
And some people still preach one Nigeria. †ђξ bar_stards doesn'tt want christians and muslims to co-exist yet they don't want †ђξ country to divide, silly brainwashed animalistic hypocrytes. Pathetic!
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 - Ladies [ ENDED ] by shizzle11(m): 10:56pm On Dec 21, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown][size=18pt]It would take me 3days to recover from this SHOCK embarassed embarassed[/size][/quote]LOL
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 - Ladies [ ENDED ] by shizzle11(m): 10:51pm On Dec 21, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]angry angry[/quote]She swept u off ya feet naa! Or did u not rate her flawless?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge - SEASON 2 - Ladies [ ENDED ] by shizzle11(m): 10:45pm On Dec 21, 2012
[quote author=gree-die] MY SWEETEST DOWNFALL
There is something about u that makes u the center of attraction even when you are not, you always seem to blend into your surrounding but somehow stands out. maybe its cz u are well opinionated and a cunning linguist , that something makes me want to lose everything to u...
At first u were a brat i cared naught about but the more i read ur red comments, the more i discovered ur depth,the more u stole something from me, how could i have known that u were a heart farmer?u planted on the.soil of my heart....

Few love u,most otherwise, they say you are always in and out of love & that ur only claim to fidelity is to yourself . Contrary to their perception, i know u respect women,its monogamy that u disrespect,its not that u dont care or feel, its what u didnt show- that u once loved but was shattered the way it went..
What i feel 4 u is lyk a journey starting at forever & ending at never, its lyk coal, deep burning and unquenchable. With u i lose sight of all other beauty in the world, without u there is no beauty atall. u are my addiction, deadly &sustaining .

I don't need to dig into ur history, ur comments tells me all,heck, i get lost in them.. u keep ur head when all around u are losing theirs & blaming it on u,u are hated but don't give way to hating, they say u are covered wit grim but i know ur heart wen polished will shine brighter than any heart.Im not writing this to make a good woo,that is u 4 real...a scene creator!
I want to dance wit u 4 a lifetime to music that only we can hear and while at it, I want to stop the hands of time. i never understood why men could die 4 their religion but now i do, I can be a martyr 4 my religion, love is my religion, i could die 4 it,i could die 4 u...
I was hurt as i watched u love another and i tried to love another but try as i may,u are still my heart's owner... now there is no more hurt,just more love...

U didn't tick all the boxes of my ideal man's list,U rewrote the entire list so that no one else can ever fit-now all i want is U!. I could name every single one of ur flaws but honestly,i don't care. U are my everything, my problem & solution,laughter &tears... my everything!
I can still remember the day u followed me on here, i practically passed out & wen u wrote something that looked like a prelude that u liked me,well i nearly threw up. i felt so sick,but in a good way..... sick with love 4 u! u r the reason why i follow up my comments, and hang out in the.derailers paradise!! U make my heart skip beats lyk a scratched cd. wouldn't it be the best crime if i stole ur heart & u stole mine??

Im not in love with u, im not breathless, i dont lie awake at night imagining u kissing every inch of my beautiful body, thats being in love, any fool can do that, i have passed that. My love 4 u remains after being in love has burned away, this is both an art & a fortunate accident! it was unexpected,uncontrollable, unintentional but its unconditional too.... what im trying to say 190 is.... I LOVE YOU. my heart....it feels lyk my chest can barely contain it, lyk it.doesn't belong to me anymore,it belongs to u! If u wanted it,i'd wish 4 nothing in exchange, no gifts,no goods,nothing but knowing u love me too.... just ur heart in exchange for mine.

lets prove them wrong, let me be ur only,ur last.... let me complete you.
[/quote]Boy'O'boy!
I swaar, t'will take mercedes Benz 2 days to get up from this fall.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by shizzle11(m): 10:36pm On Dec 21, 2012
[quote author=gree-die]but i do love u, cant u see?[/quote]Hav u dropped ur lines in †ђξ wooing challenge yet?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by shizzle11(m): 10:33pm On Dec 21, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]
ure flirting with all sorts of people
around and u say you love me angry angry

I know just where to get you undecided
[/quote]Hahahahahaha. I smell insecurity, like u don't flirt with dem gals toogrin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by shizzle11(m): 10:32pm On Dec 21, 2012
[quote author=190-the-clown]
ure flirting with all sorts of people
around and u say you love me angry angry

I know just where to get you undecided
[/quote]grin

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