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Family › Re: Thank God He Saved Me From The Hands Of Ritualist In Abuja. by shizzle11(m): 11:44am On Aug 03, 2014
onirugbon1: Ehn! you did what?

Sarah why now?
How old where you then?
Lol...gringrin

its a pity! it must really be heart wrenching for her then having to pay back through her nose #sighs
Family › Re: Counselling: Strictly For Couples And Intending Couples! by shizzle11(m): 1:16am On Aug 03, 2014
@babymama, you still used that hand to type from your hospital bed or the pics was taken somewhat earlier? grin

Get well soon!

@hispinkolo, tori too dey sweet for your mouth grin

I don't turn to ogbanje'o, see time way I dey comment and tomorrow dis morning na church grin
Family › Re: Counselling: Strictly For Couples And Intending Couples! by shizzle11(m): 1:11am On Aug 03, 2014
Africaine: Thanks for the interest, I shouldn't have gone one and on...didn't even realise I felt this strong until I strayed typing. We have succeeded in paying his loans to d bank and other people he collected the money from.
He just needs to believe in himself again, he isn't a bad guy, he doesn't talk down to me and lives his kids to pieces, so it's not all gloom. I hope and pray that God fine tunes everything concerning him.
Because of what I went thru as a kid without parents together, I could never put my babies through that. I would do everything heavenly possible before I give up on him.
so sorry for the ordeal you are passing through. The only place I reprimand you is buying a car for husband, someone who has no job at the moment should think of cutting cost and avoid unnecessary spending, I mean who does thathuh and then you decided you wanted to sponsor him oversea for masters. You have given him the impression that you are more than capable.

Infact you should be thanking God he declined going for the master cos if he had gone, maybe ho would have gotten himself a sugar mummy or some lover over there and then he may never return for you anytime soon. Now don't think this thinking is weird, in situations like these,do not rule out any possibility.

Not saying you should not support your husband but I maintain that buying him a car is a no no for me, and then considering the limited resources(since its only you working) why not him go for masters in a Nigerian university?
@bolded, Amen!
Family › Re: Types Of Husbands by shizzle11(m): 11:39pm On Aug 02, 2014
Ishilove: I can't transcribe the part 2 because it is lengthy.
Aiit!
Family › Re: Types Of Husbands by shizzle11(m): 8:24pm On Aug 02, 2014
Ishilove: No mind am. I have the parts 1 and 2 in my phone till date. I am still searching for the third part of the message sef
Ishi, do us some favour. We need to see the part 2, i hope it dwelt on '10 types of wives' possibly create a thread for it so that we can all see where the ladies will claim they belong. Since some women in here are forming 'detectives', a corresponding thread would be interesting. gringrin

Ok just saw this now.
Dayjhihannon01: Don't mind Op jare.. We are replying with this... Τђε̣ Season 2...1: SPINSTER WIFE.... Does things on his own
without consulting husband. Hangs out a lot
with friends more than with husband. Not
serious about marriage life.
2: ACIDIC WIFE Is always boiling like acid and
always angry violent, moody, dominiarian and
very dangerous.
3: SLAVE WIFE Wants to be treated like Queen
and treat husband like a Slave. Likes him to
perform old tradition respect and hates being
called by their first name.
4: PUBLIC WIFE Wife for every man. loves and
cares for manfriends more than her husband.
Likes giving money to friends and have more
male friends.
5: DRY WIFE Very moody and stingy and don't
consider husband's emotions and don't make
the relationship enjoyable,even in bed..the
husband has to beg to manage a 2nd round
match. Have no sense of humour.
6: PANADOL WIFE Use husnband as problem
solver, only loves him when the need
arise...sometimes if she wants something
from him. Is clever and knows husbands's
weak point and capitalize on that to get relief
from him.
7: MOSQUITO WIFE Lazy and only loves
husband for the sake of money. Use
husband's money on girlfriends, cloths, and
men.. Not initiative and does not help by
contributing to the house responsibilities.
8: BABY WIFE Irresponsible and childish and
can't make decisions on herself without asking
his Mother or relatives; compares HUSBAND
to neighbours, friends and relatives and runs
to them always if something goes wrong at
home.
9: VISITING WIFE Not always at home come as
a visitor just to Provide family all material
things but have no time for children and
family,but ready to hire a Nanny to do all the
household chores.even cooking for the
Husband and washing his undies.
10: GROOMED WIFE Caring and loving.
Provides both material and emotional needs
and makes time for family. Protects the
home spiritually by praying fervently. Very
responsible and treats husband with respect
as partner, helper, companion and HEAD of
the family.
Is this the 2nd part of Dr Olukoya's lecture or you just conjured this yourself, if its the former, it would be better off as a thread of its own, these days a counter thread is the norm on Nairaland, wount be surprised to see one by the break of day tomorrow cheesy
Family › Re: Types Of Husbands by shizzle11(m): 8:17pm On Aug 02, 2014
dem ladies running their mouth anyhow as if there are no doting husbands who even deserve better women as wives...mtcheewwwww

rutibaby: Types of wife coming soon
Waiting...we need a corresponding thread so we all see where the likes of Kanwulia fall into gringringrin
Education › Re: 60 Very Hilarious But Amazing Facts. by shizzle11(m): 8:03pm On Aug 02, 2014
tobillionaire: 61. over 40% viewers wouldn't read this to d end.... MODS FP jawr
you're right on the money

#23 got me thou i no go lie, i tried licking my elbow gringringrin
Politics › Re: Another Confab Delegate, prof. Muhammad Nur Alkali Is Dead by shizzle11(m):
Babymama1: Sad !!!
We are all a breath away from death,but for God's mercies
*Writing from my hospital bed*
May God strenghten you and grant you quick recovery.
Family › Re: Why Do Most Wives In Recent Times Destroy Their Homes Over Money Issues by shizzle11(m): 7:42pm On Aug 02, 2014
In 'some' cases, the women are in competition with themselves
Family › Re: Confusion As Residents Find Baby’s Placenta With Alfa by shizzle11(m): 7:33pm On Aug 02, 2014
you all could argue all you want, it doesnt change the fact that these pepople have taken their penchant for human parts to a whole new level
Family › Re: 10 Differences Between A Man And A Woman by shizzle11(m): 6:58pm On Aug 02, 2014
@#10. You mean there are good and bad bacteria's?
Wonderful! but examples of the good bacterias for no bad naa
Nairaland General › Re: 7 Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men by shizzle11(m): 12:16pm On Aug 02, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: Nope...
Ok! now you know, we learn everyday. I've also learnt something new from this thread...cheers smiley
Romance › Re: The Pro And Cons Of Having A Big Bottom by shizzle11(m): 11:21am On Aug 02, 2014
just give me some of Niki anytime, anyday and i'm good kisskiss wink

Nairaland General › Re: 7 Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men by shizzle11(m): 10:56am On Aug 02, 2014
LaRoyalHighness: Good to know.... *fans myself majestically.
so you never knew women have chances of livng older than men?
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Attack Akwa Ibom by shizzle11(m): 10:50am On Aug 02, 2014
SlyIg: May God forbid them from Akwa Ibom please.
Alright! and i say AMEN to that. smiley
Nairaland General › Re: 7 Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men by shizzle11(m): 10:49am On Aug 02, 2014
Its always good to live a healthy life syle, but beyond and above all, na God dey protect.

Actually theres no surprise with this post, men by their nature are the more aggresive of the sexes, we are risk takers as evident in many of the adventures we embark on, coupled with our emotional hormones which rises faster than that of women. Also there are high risk proffesions which is more exclusive to men eg the army or military in general where able bodied men go to war and some never return.

Sedentary life style is just one of those many reasons why women have chances of living longer than men
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Threatens To Attack Akwa Ibom by shizzle11(m): 10:44am On Aug 02, 2014
SlyIg: Yak Abasi akan mmo ke Akwa Ibom o mbok!
Mbok! sweery pls interprete, i liked it thou cheesy
Entertainment › Re: The Reality Show Must Go On: Big Brother Israel Adds Bomb Shelter by shizzle11(m): 10:38am On Aug 02, 2014
i dey gbadun Isreal die, Netanyahu on point as usual, as proactive as deadly. No time for nonsense! cool

Dont fvck with my Isreal cool
Health › Re: Ebola: Lagos Govt Confirms 2 Contact With Dead Victim Had Fever by shizzle11(m): 10:31am On Aug 02, 2014
Kalvan: Look at what these people have caused!!


I won't talk too much. Why?! Why?! This Tribe.

Ibos, why bring an infected body into your country? Why?
where you born stewpid or you acquired your stewpidity? Either way, you are cursed.
Politics › Re: Breaking: Jonathan sacks NNPC Boss, appoints replacement by shizzle11(m): 10:21am On Aug 02, 2014
Got it all mixed up innitially

ok! good development! Nice one GEJ cool
Music/Radio › Re: Rapper Vector Writes Open Apology Letter To His Former Record Label by shizzle11(m): 10:12am On Aug 02, 2014
so someone gave him a wise counsel afterall, good for him him he heeded it, otherwise by the time the YSG management finishes with you, you would start begging for food. Pride goes before a fall, alas humility pays. You are lucky, kudos to YSG for their understanding and leniency as regards the discounts
Foreign Affairs › Re: Two Nigerians Arrested In Ghana For Joining Protest March by shizzle11(m): 12:13am On Aug 02, 2014
customized07: The GDP of ghana is $46.4billion while nigeria is $590billion, carlos slim worths $84.4billion (he will buy ghana and get a balance of $40billion).
bwuahahahahahah! Are you saying gayna is so cheap? niqqa u wicked gringringrin

Politics › Re: Buhari’s Wife Asks President Jonathan To Resign Immediately by shizzle11(m): 11:35pm On Aug 01, 2014
meforyou1: mouth mouth mouth. Bafoon son of a rural herbalist. O ji onu. Coward paper tiger.
nwanne stop wasting time on that mofo, he is a loud mouthed coward who cannot do more than a dead rat, an inconsequential nincompoop who is best ignored

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