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Politics › Re: We Need Good Leadership In The SE Not Biafra. by shizzy7(f): 11:21pm On Nov 11, 2015
mirabel001:
what do u expect 4rm a crazy man...nonsense!!
I remain biafran...
Crazyman can go and hug trans4ma...
Biafra is here, no goin bk, no turnin bk 4 ur information....
#adabiafra
That is why you look like a bungafish. I mean you amongst the 4 girls on your DP

The first girl- protruded belly
The last 2 - black knuckles with the shape of a dull's face (check those knuckles again).
Politics › Re: We Need Good Leadership In The SE Not Biafra. by shizzy7(f): 11:14pm On Nov 11, 2015
Godsate:
One thing I notice about Igbo people is that majority of them lack what yoruba people call 'LAAKAYE'. Though, they are hard working, think that they are wise, argue a lot with their might and still funble at the end. Example is Biafra war and what just happened in just concluded last election. What igbo people need now is good leader that love his people.

This write up make sense no be small.
Yorubas are smart and we are silent achievers. They call us slave and cowards but we do not care as far as there is peace.
We no sabi fight or war.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Swaziland: World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 13th November 2015 by shizzy7(f): 9:27pm On Nov 11, 2015
TheSuperNerd:
No No No Shizzy7 darling....... That's not "permitted" in this house.........*stamps foot*

In fact, whatever differences you have with Our good man, Klexycole should be taken "outside" aiit....... This is a happy home..... We don't "eye" people here...... **holds her ears** you hear me?? No "eying" again...... Tu comprends??

Good......... Now..... That food you're preparing is an "appetizer" because on "match day" I expect to see the "main course"........ With the largest chicken lap for me of course..... Hehehe **rubs palms**

So, uhm...... Just finish with the kitchen ok.... I'll be right with you......

We can't keep our latest Homie "Madam Confun" waiting........... *smiles*
lai lai, I have the right to fight with anybody in this house including you.

On the day of the match, there will be a parry with lots of food, cake and lots and lots of Alomo, Baby Oku, Ogogoro.

Madam Confun here you go. I am Nigeria's best cook.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Swaziland: World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 13th November 2015 by shizzy7(f):
sad
klexycole:
Fruit Wine Is Ready!Orange Fruit Missed With Water Melon And The Rest... **Pours Wine cheesy** ** Puts The Rest On The Thread's Round Table grin ** Waiting For Shizzy7 To Bring The Food.You're Welcome Once Again Ma'am.
angry No food for a man that disappoints I still dey vex for you but I will give your guest the food directly.

*eyes him*
*runs to the kitchen to bring his friend's food*
Celebrities › Re: 10 Nigeria Song Titles With Unknown Meaning, Yet They Are Popular by shizzy7(f): 8:48pm On Nov 11, 2015
londonrivals:
1. Eminado: Ok! The song was released in 2013 by Mavin crew boss Don Jazzy and Tiwa Savage. It was indeed a hit song as both the old and young had it on their lips. However, the general public are yet to decipher the true meaning of the word ‘Eminado’ even when the Mavin crew boss revealed that it means ‘goodluck charm’.

2. Dorobucci: What is Doro? That was the biggest question on the lips of Nigerian music lovers as they enjoyed Mavin Records’s infectious single, Dorobucci. Catchy vibes with sing along verses, Dorobucci was perhaps the most popular song on the streets in 2014. Who cares about the title though!

3. Limpopo: Revealed as a province up north in SA but i don’t think Kcee meant this place in his life-time hit song when he said ‘Oya Limpopo!’ Well it still rocks!

4. Tongolo: 10years has passed and we are still waiting on the Koko master, D’Banj to tell us what he meant by Tongolo, his hit song of 2004.

5. Lamba: Lamba this, Lamba that…this dude is simply a scam. He came with the first offering which we all grooved to but he failed to tell us what Lamba meant. He returned again with Star Boy, Wizkid and not even their combination was enough for us to finally grasp what Lamba means. And just before we could hold him liable for these offences he metamorphosed into Kym O exempting himself of all liabilities of Hakym The Dream.

6. Shakitibobo: Apart from the line he mentioned buying a Bentley and Ferrari, which actually got a brother drooling, Olamide’s Shakitibobo is another scam that should be investigated. Young John the Wicked Producer simply mesmerized us with that killer tune, which we are yet to recover from.

7. Shoki: Whatever Lil Kesh meant with this song is only understood by him and maybe his label boss, Olamide or Davido can help us out since they were featured on the remix.

8. Efrebor: If Efrebor has nothing to do with getting injured (wound) as severally shouted on the song. DJ Stramborella should simply be charged to court. But then where can we find him?

9. Malonogege: Whatever Timaya and Terry G meant with this title remains a mystery but then it remains a jam anyway and did you see that G Wagon painted into a taxi?

10. Janta Manta: Like they did on Dorobucci, the Mavin crew recently returned with another song with an odd title. However, India has 4 monumental structures named Jantar Mantar.

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/11/10-nigeria-song-titles-with-unknown.html

cc: lalasticlala
KARISHIKA -

Coming with more
Politics › Re: Kemi Adeosun Ties With Awolowo As 4rd Most Accomplished Yoruba by shizzy7(f): 8:37pm On Nov 11, 2015
IKENGAWO...

Why am I not surprised

The child that was comparing the number of ministers from SW to SE just typed 4RD.....

I was right on the other thread..
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by shizzy7(f): 8:30pm On Nov 11, 2015
halfrica:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy put my mouth inside her mouth nd breath in air wat is it called again i forgot??
its mouth to mouth resuscitation.. (Oxygen)

HIAN!!! Halfrica you don't put your mouth inside the victim's mouth - that is kissing.
You use your mouth to cover the person's mouth.
Incase.grin
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by shizzy7(f): 8:15pm On Nov 11, 2015
afrikaa:
Twiny, Okay i think you are a very INTELLIGENT young lady, acting all TOUGH maybe you really are but equally EMOTIONAL... Yet can be very ABUSIVE and VULGAR, when someone picks on you though, overly HILARIOUS and PLAYFUL, you that way in real life? huh Overall i think your are a NICE person... But then our thoughts of you dont matter that much right??


Hey dear congrats. Been a while tho. smiley
halfrica ain't tough A BIT, I know her just by the way she types 'cos I read people. tongue
She is so damn stubborn.
@the emboldened, it matters to her.
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by shizzy7(f): 8:08pm On Nov 11, 2015
kramfonos:
You dimwitted progeny of a leprous paralyzed marsupial _whore! May your kidneys be fed to piranhas as sport while your osteoporosis-ravaged spine serve as building materials for beavers! May you be _raped by rhesus monkeys in gangs.

Your Dutch courage to assume you can engage me, your god, would be your downfall . You _faeces-feeding impostor! If you're worth half the price of a matchbox , your dypsophilic _retarded stepdad would have sold you out to buy a lighter. May you find solace in the jaws of a crocodile!

Death by words.

W!H!A!T!
How do you people coin these insults?
BrUuTtAaLl.

Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by shizzy7(f): 7:54pm On Nov 11, 2015
halfrica:
Yes i kno i are !!!!!!!
Missed u nentioning me sha abeg i hear say result go cum out next two weeks *m scared* cry cry cry cry
I beg you in the name of God don't tell me even when it is out.
My heart, mind and soul skips for a minute at the mention of that word 'result'.

Don't be scared oooo, whatever will be will be
QUE SERA, SERA grin
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by shizzy7(f): 7:39pm On Nov 11, 2015
halfrica:
Sweetheart kiss kiss kiss kiss
Yes, everything 'sanguine'




That is what I think about you.
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel About Me by shizzy7(f): 7:35pm On Nov 11, 2015
Thread inspired by humanbeing1st
Politics › Re: SW Get Least Amount Of Ministries Of All Regions by shizzy7(f): 7:21pm On Nov 11, 2015
omenka:
This has gotta be the most idiotic thread ever from an IPOD youth. Jeez!! You ought to be banned for extreme steeewpidity!
Best reply so far.
I can't even believe some people were arguing with the small boy...
Chai!!!!

I am not going to say what is on my mind because that Op and his goons will cry tonight.
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Swaziland: World Cup Qualifier (0 - 0) On 13th November 2015 by shizzy7(f): 3:20pm On Nov 11, 2015
(*-*)Third to arrive


Ah too much traffic in the air, then the plane was faulty we had to call an aviation engineer 3hrs later when we got to miami there was a flat tire and we had to call a vulcanizer.
Thank God I arrived safely..

klexycole, I dey vex for you gaaan

Our boys are going to play ten-ten in Swaziland NOT football.
Politics › Re: Kemi Adeosun, New Minister Of Finance by shizzy7(f): 1:53pm On Nov 11, 2015
TechWalker007:
Maybe in her next life time she can attain that feat.
Certainly not in this life time.
Hu dash monkey banana?
but you don't even know what you are talking about.
Politics › Re: Fashola Becomes Minister For Power, Housing And Works: A New Dawn! by shizzy7(f): 1:15pm On Nov 11, 2015
vicoloni:
Congratulations Nigerians. What's your take on this?
I trust fashola
BUT
Ambode has no direction, he is the real one chance.
Celebrities › Re: Top Ten Nigerian Singers In Diaspora by shizzy7(f): 7:57pm On Nov 10, 2015
TAIO CRUZ's Father is a Nigerian

JIDENNA is a Nigerian and he is a top notch.

LEO 'THE LION' IHEANACHO
Forum Games › Re: The Opposite/funny Game . by shizzy7(f): 7:47pm On Nov 10, 2015
shizzy7 was here in 2015
Mr. IBU


Best country...
Forum Games › Re: Why? Game by shizzy7(f): 7:42pm On Nov 10, 2015
grin 5 years and counting we all rocked and survived through it.



Why are we all getting Older?
Forum Games › Re: The Hilarious Picture Game by shizzy7(f): 7:25pm On Nov 10, 2015
grin
grin
grin
grin
grin
Very funny thread.
Forum Games › Re: Lovely Pictures by shizzy7(f): 7:13pm On Nov 10, 2015
Wow!!! I will resurrect this in
2015
Nairaland's old threads are more sensible than most of the new ones.

The op is 10 years older, Memories! Memories!!

Romance › Re: Dedicate A Song To Someone You Love On Nairaland by shizzy7(f): 6:44pm On Nov 10, 2015
Mad Generation - Victoria Monet ft. T.I
To this generation
Celebrities › Re: Nigeria's Tomboy DJ DJ Lambo Rocks Jeans With Timberland Shoes:Hit Or Miss?(pics by shizzy7(f): 6:37pm On Nov 10, 2015
Abegii she is not masculine, she is just a tomboy.

Her brother is a make up artist
She is a d.j
Politics › Re: PH On Fire by shizzy7(f): 6:28pm On Nov 10, 2015
Yeske2:
These are some pix i got from Facebook, not looking good to me.
Where is the fire?
Politics › Re: If You Are Opportuned To Rule Nigeria For 24 Hours by shizzy7(f): 1:37pm On Nov 10, 2015
Euro31:
I will personally wipe u out ... Even if I am not opportune to rule this country ..
GET OUT OF HERE YOU UGLY BOY.
Celebrities › Re: Biggest Backside In The World!!! Spotted In Lagos (omg) by shizzy7(f): 10:23am On Nov 10, 2015
miney:
Nicki Minaj and Kim K, eat your hearts out! African women are the real deal!\



SEE MORE PHOTOS >> http://spicyblogz..com/2015/11/biggest-b-utt-in-world-spotted-in-lagos.html
Stop that joke.
This one is not even the biggest in Nigeria, not to talk of Africa talk less of the world.

Kpasharayangi ooo
Celebrities › Re: PHOTO: Swaziland King Tests Girls’ Virginity Publicly Before Marriage by shizzy7(f): 10:16am On Nov 10, 2015
Jesu, is this one also part of culture??
The man should be arrested
Maybe it is not true..
Politics › Re: If You Are Opportuned To Rule Nigeria For 24 Hours by shizzy7(f): 9:44am On Nov 10, 2015
Euro31:
I wipe out yorubas from the face of the earth
truefact:
I will do that before you...if I have the power even now, I won't waste a second
Why do you people hate yorubas so much like this? On every of your damn threads, Yoruba is always the order of the day.

You cannot survive a day without mentioning Yoruba whereas on the streets of Nigeria you have Yoruba friends, you do everything with us.
God will punish all of you.

You are scared of the Hausas and you think it's the Yorubas you can bully.

Haters gonna hate
Potatoes gonna potate.

To hell with the both of you

I hate the 2 of you and every other person that wish to wipe us out.
Politics › Re: If You Are Opportuned To Rule Nigeria For 24 Hours by shizzy7(f): 9:26am On Nov 10, 2015
First - An inter 36 state dual railway system

Second - Stable power supply

Third - Evict everyone in federal, state and local government. We are not better with them but we will be better without them.


Every other thing will take shape gradually... ...

It will be achievable within 24hrs If I am given Abacha's loot.
Family › Re: Divorce: He Claimed To Have A Degree In Mass Comm But He Has Just A Sch. Cert. by shizzy7(f): 8:11am On Nov 10, 2015
And she just realized that 6 years later.

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