₦airaland Forum

Damfostopper:
I think it can be Cross checked via Ministry of education in the state......


I stand to be corrected tho

They wont go to sec. School but they will confirm the originality of ur result and that's through waec or neco cos we have ppl with GCE.
My take though I might be wrong

Prospect048:
that should be 41k+, how?

Probably he concluded the application today but he started long ago

ojexin:
Meaning u can't enter Afaka that they....

U can but not just anyhow

Kodack frying is allowed or better still freezing

Modified
When u are doing the frying or freezing remember to sing;
Double anointing fall over me
Cover head to toe
Give me the power to serve this job O lord I pray !!!

KODACK:
Hehehehehe, you just see am ni

Abi na am just seeing it oooo

KODACK:
Can I call you

Am part of ur ppl

My fellow officers morning. Let me remind us if we are about to sleep start calling God and ur ppl from now they say a word .......

sameereinstein:
Please can WAEC printout suffice during screening coz i don't have originals again?
Oga Kodack no finish me o, just answer me abeg.
Ugo4u
And others please

I think what happened last screening for SSC was that they wer asked to provide waec scratch card so they could check the authenticity of the said result. But u know things might be different

KODACK:
I am from Etc state

I don't wana know ur state cos I knw we frm d same

The moment the list is out 2 things will be happening
1. Scrambling up and down for signing and what to take along
2. Depression for those not shortlisted

I pray we make it oooo so that we can rejoice about signing

This most competitive states are as follows
1. Kaduna
2. Kwara
3. Katsina
4. Kogi
5. Niger
6. Kano
7. kebbi
8. Zamfara
9. Bayelsa
10. Benue
Etc

KODACK:
Y

If tru the feeling make brain i tell u

KODACK:
Oya come and force me.


You want people from my state to go to village because of shey......lolz

So with all ur mouth u dey fear ur village ppl

KODACK:
That's far but fair at the same time.

Sooner would be awesome, you Know

Guy 2week is fast compare to previous happenings

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I wont insult u but guy behave

KODACK:
Make my name Sha commot kowe

Na my prayer be that.

Tell him ur state and let him have a rest of mind abeg. Abi u are ashamed of ur state ni

ugo4u:
I've a feeling that shortlisting will be 2 weeks after close of registration

This ur feeling get as e be ooooo

Where is that guy that do give factual information. Please come out and tell us when list will be out

Lukas47:
There are two closing date on the site so either way each of you is right.

28th Sept 2019 on the Home page
25th Sept 2019 on both the DSSC/SSC Criteria page.

so let's leave this closing date talk.

Either way if anyone wishes to register do it b4 25

GospelEAPiano:
I greet you.

Peace man am humble

Last week someone said to me everything is concluded list is in Gmd's office. Please pray plus other jara that's causing the delay wc we all know.
This is my first time of commenting officially but have been following right from day 1. Scared of the unknown cos as a person I nver hoped I will move close to anything NN talk more of Nnpc. I was forced to apply cos am non believer of fairness in Nigeria but God surprised me and am gunning on that. From the day I step my feet inside the tower I believed from that day anything is possible. Guyz what was ours will nver b given to other. Many said those that got the invite knew someone as well as the cpt just because the cpt just because the questions look simple but all in all am sure all that got the invite till this point tried their best and God granted the effort. I Believe and am sure we shall all rejoice in the end. Salam

ugo4u:
How is the morale?
SSC 44 good to go.
Make them do carry their wahala enter sambisa clear road for DSSC joor.
. If they damage anything for those hostels they will feel it when Course 26 guys pass out.

44 or 45

Please guys enough of online romance and follow follow if u feel like going after a G romance is ur thread let be guided.

SSC and RC is just like jamb and remedial student with time everyone will be cool and move on.

My guy with chronic ulcer please don't kill urself. Am not saying this to reduce population as some will say but ulcer is deadly and u can be pushed to qualify but can u push urself?. Reconsider but if u think u are healthy enough give it a shot.

sikowitz17:
I'm not one to come and discourage people to tell them the dangers of the job cos most of these officers that are in service only really discovered the real dangers of the job after they were commissioned. So please if you feel you can do this, carry on and apply and if you get to a point where you can't take it anymore, drop honorably....all these crusaders screaming they have the passion and are asking you to deregister is because they think it would give them a better chance if lesser people apply...Sometimes, you discover true power when you are put in certain situations...passion is key but never put anybody down cos you think it'll help you get in..The 3 guys and 1 lady that made it in my state just applied casually and we were the ones convincing them to stay and not leave the screening...now they are gallant as anything..cracked and Packard. This is an individual race, if it's yours, nothing can stop you from getting it....so guys apply, and hopefully meet again in Kaduna for the second trial.

If everyone on nairaland cancel der application army will shortlist more than 1000 per state so is negligible

ugo4u:
Yea tension most times is the cause of high BP especially amongst candidates. one has to be very relaxed and try to make yourself happy/distract yourself from your fear.
2)Watch what you eat- Cut your your caffeine, salt in take and eat alot of fruits. Infact a week to the screening boycott all this as much as possible especially processed foods, instead eat alot of grains.
3)Take BP suppressants.- Many present terma 1 cadets used BP suppressants to control their BP, It worked like magic, I know 2 RC guys that failed medicals due to High BP but scaled through this year, according to them the BP pills did the magic.
Caveat:
I heard they tasted for BP drugs last year for SSC I don't know if it's true sha, so it's better you go now and do test so that you can start taking the drugs ahead of time. Anything above 120/80 is considered high. Below 100 is considered low but that's not really a problem because stress during that period will jack ur Bp up.
4) Lastly, Sleep very well during the interview because stress will surely increase the bp

For SSC guyz I don't think sleep is a friend with ATM u sleep 12 or 1am and wake up 4 30 and btw u will wash and prepare for the next day.

Everyone please and please don't force urself just because of the kaki, its beautiful Nd smart as well as prestigious to wear but be inform its dangerous. I remember one night like that a soldier was brought into the medical facility from birni gwari. That night was tense for us all no singing, no noise, no side talk everyman with his/her thought because we heard the guy was short by bandit or kidnapper. I was in my head asking myself am I really cut out for this job and this type of fate if need arises but at the end something from the back of my head told me u said u wanted to be the strength of the helpless then I summoned my inner courage and said las las we all die. God bless the Nigeria armed forces. God bless Nigeria and God bless us all.
Note* Army job na jaki work from the story I wise man(sergeant dauda) told us so know what u are getting into.

sampet555:
Blood Pressure (BP), as minute as it might seem, is very very important as far as our health and Nigeria military is concerned.
BP disqualifies most people. Half of disqualified candidates at the last screening was as a result of high BP.

Then you'll begin to wonder, as a youth, what possibly could cause high BP.... You get back home and straight to the clinic to check your BP only to discover your BP is superbly normal... Then different thoughts will begin to fly in your head, like 'the medical personnels are incompetent', 'army just want to disqualify people, it's not a true reflection', 'village people' and so on.

But let me tell you one major cause, it's anxiety. Anxiety raises BP. Anxiety is your number one enemy in on NDA soil. Learn to fight it.

People with more Knowledge on this, please help us shed more light. Let's talk on how to fight it.

Kodack
Shobroy10
Ugo4u


Please put mouth sirs....

Medical doctors in the house please contribute.

You can't use suppressants, it would be detected.

SSC people mostly

Morning my G
Honestly if I were to be in charge of that last screening for SSC I will take all the candidates to another medical facility for test rerun because the casualties was just to much most especially BP related and at the end many have related problem atleast that should tell them something but since they have der own agenda I don't think they care less cos DSSC have it differently and we are all from the same Nigeria sample size. All the same we just have to find a way around it this time around

Lovely input from all I wish I could be here fully but be it as it is we all will be fine. For me Army is number 1 this is my third time of trying and I pray it should be my last for good. 2016 could not make it to first shortlist, 2018 medical dropped me and now 2019 we die there but first I pray my name resurface again I have some unfinished business in NDA. This time there are things I need to do right.

Please and please i have an advice for everyone most especially during medical note this statement well for those that will be lucky enough to be shortlisted during medical always be calm and listen to instructions dont let over joy or to much morale get into ur head cos if so u might have problem with you medical i think that happened to me during January screening. I was diagnosed with large heart through X-ray wc was false cos when I reached home.i went to teaching hospital I was told I can't have large hrt without having high BP or abnormal ECG and I was advised to redo the xray wc was negative to army previous assertion but it was too late. I cried for dayz cos I was seeing what I love most leaving me and I could do nothing about it. This is another opportunity to correct my mistake wc I will try.

Most importantly please if u have a way of checking ur result please do if need be ask about the result for those that are instant so as to know if u will plead for it to be redo or not. Later I realise why i was diagnosed with large hrt without having it the man in charge told me he will tell me to breath in and out during the process of the xray but unfortunately i was still breathing out in other to prepare my heart for the breathing in proper then I heard we are done u can go but in my mind my chest is clear I won't have problem not know der is something called large hrt so please everyone let be careful and conscious of every step. I might not have time again but I think this will help 1 or 2 ppl thank you all I pray we get what we are praying for. Amin I rep SSC 46

Artexexes:
So na dis 3k people dey hold our APL since morning.....

@EasyMoneySniper, please help us confirm if this is the last batch they are paying today...

I swear this is funny

Now this is lively. I saw the picture of the guyz we did screening together I swear I shock because all things about them changed and all of them now resemble each other both stature wise as well as facial appearance. Am saying again joining the army is not a childs play and mind u am into this also wc makes me not exempted so my ppl let prepare for the worse especially we the SSC. 2 up 1 down. Wahala wa o. We will meet again