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Let the struggle begins all the best guyz.

Emarc16:
how much u take run the entire test and what did u tell them? culture test?

Urinalysis

Emmyxclusive:
My test result for all STDs came out negative today and am quiet happy about it, pls house can they screen someone out for having ulcer? it dosent stop me from running or doing a hard work sha, am treating it sha

Why are u particular about STD u dey play games wella

Emmyxclusive:
My test result for all STDs came out negative today and am quiet happy about it, pls house can they screen someone out for having ulcer? it dosent stop me from running or doing a hard work sha, am treating it sha

All this ppl talking about stomach ulcer come down army dont test for ulcer but make sure urs is not chronic in other not to kill urself

dave06:
Wait o... Maybe this was how I passed my medicals last year... I was busy taking moringa coz they said it would be good for the race...stuff was doing something else. Hmmm...

Do u think without the moringa u will have issues

KODACK:
SSC candidates

brace yourselves...... Harmattan yazo.

Cheers.

Nothing to brace der my brother our body go suffer we will nearly dash but we wont cos that white vest cannot stop the cold but I will advice guys buy the Jersey inner it very sleek and firm and good for Cold

sikowitz17:
But there was a certain general screaming here for days that you should get your forms downloaded...
Its unfair that people who actually desired this didn't see their names...some folks already had their forms signed and waiting.. You, u didn't print out..
Goodluck ooo

Not der fault that's just irony of life.

Good morning guyz hope many don go jogging this morning. All the best guyz we've come this far. Success Is ours

Adeyemi09:
pls help, those that have the news paper.
help me to snap Lagos SSC list

Ur name I cant snap

Alhamdullilah I made the list.

Please guys medical is important and this time around we have time to check it all and correct the minors especially the second batch so please let do the needful is important. Secondly please let stop snap and send Ibadan, snap and send Kaduna its tiring if u need a specific name type we will check for u if u can't buy punch paper is just as simple as that.
So finally congratulations to those that made it and those that does not especially my friend from early times UGO bro I dont know wat to say to percify u just wish I have power to upturn the names but all the same take hrt G.
B4 I 4got guys stop this I made it but I dont think I will be going some didn't and wish to even at the expense of der life. From what u are saying u will be rubbing salt on der injury so please let us be guided. Thanks all am back to viewing mode

ugo4u:
I can't readily recommend one now, you can do your research esp in beauty shops.
I saw an advertisement here on nairaland's advert boards you can also search for it. As I no get pile, if shortlisted na to confidently/gallantly display my bald arse to whoever will be in charge of arse inspection.

And gv them continued coughing

In the army der is nothing like Male or female all of u will bunch up. Nothing like a Male doc must check male and a female doc will check a female even in real civil setting. A doc is a doc.
I could remember Lt. colonel Saleh was furious at lance corporal Tope ( are u happayyyyy) one night like that when he was separating male from female telling him is that how he was thought. And the guy did it solely cos he was eyeing one gal like that. Irony of life today the gal is now a second lieutenant

AirmanB:
From dis picture, do u think I have one?

Sir Tenderlaw, pls, I also solicit ur consideration on this.

u dont

eclipsehemmy:
EC list is out.... The screening date changes from 10-24th November to start on Monday and end on 9th November at the same venue (Ibadan) ... Meaning we are going to be screened after them.... No news for dssc /ssc screening that is authentic for now

Now this is the u weve known thanks for the information and now it's easy to guess list might be out next week Friday so as to screen immediately after the EC but what do I know.

F for fluffy. Who no know no go know

It's not all your fault since in this country no regulations nor Enforcement to the extent banks and telcoms they do as they wish.


God today is Friday all I pray for is a prosperous Nigeria with less deceitful SW, less boastful SS, less hateful SE and less arrogant North. I love the view and peace in other countries to replicate in this country. I wish for plenty funds like those in Arabian countries for us all cos its affect no one when all are rich. God I know we don't merit this things with our current behaviour but please help us, induct effort in us for a better **mortherland** just because of the innocent ones and the young generation they deserve better. AMIN

Good morning everyone, how was our night?.
I wish everyone here what am wishing myself. We will meet in kaduna for SSC guyz.

eclipsehemmy:
Ibadan has two barracks... One in odogbo and one in mokola..... But I never get this signal on screening being done the same time o..... But make we try confirm

G u don dey dull sotey some don dey take the position wey will mount give u as the surest info.
U are 4given sha abeg confirm and am sure you will receive more that what u requested for. On behalf of all we say thanks in 3000 for the information am proud to have u as a comrade

eclipsehemmy:
no b attack o.... But how do you pray, believe in prayers and can't express your faith? .... I'm talking for myself though, I have signed everything, bought everything I wud take both to screening and training as well..... My faith is as strong as my prayers... When you pray and hope in peace, act upon it.... God is not a man.... Me I have gone further to jog in my salala I tell you.... On God the solid rock... Believe not jux pray.... Believe in your prayers and manifest it with faith... If it doesn't come, it is God's will

My guy praying that I said was trying to say we should do anything in our power to make the list cos I remember in 2017 I was ready to do anything to the extent I wrote a public outcry for help online just to make the first list and through that process I met someone that tried to help.
So guyz let's be positive

ugo4u:
lol !! this kind case na dole! if this kind people no show up b4 and during screening na him be say comma dey the entire process.

It's part of the happiness and joy of seeing ur name abeg let them search

sojeee:
EC own is coming up on 10-24 Nov, and they have already shortlisted the candidates.

Hmmmmmmmm upper week Friday is a goal

All this form signing u ppl are shouting up and down seriously calm down is what u can do in a day when u see ur name. Not seeing name is the greatest disappointment one can swallow when name no show and seeing other shouting ppl going from asaba let's meet its depressed depressing so guyz let pray and hope in peace

olawaleseun:
Alaye calm down, nothing dey Newspaper for this Morning

U are back from the vendor kikikikikikiki

Hello
Anybody home
Are u guyz still looking for news paper

Korowash:
GENERAL UGO & CO.PLS, KINDLY RESPOND TO MY LAST MESSAGE CONCERNING THE LOCAL GOVT ATTESTAION I COULDNT SAVE .TNX ALL & GUD DAY.

Edit the one u can lay ur hands on since u have other document and u finish ur registrations

Make them pack the existing soldiers enter NE for now we will replace them in der various posts to gather experience in the main time b4 we join them

CaptainStephen:
They don't know what is going on

Eventuarry

When jogging never open ur mouth, never run and try as much as possible to complement ur speed with relief or terrain. Let ur target be ur push.

ugo4u:
We're in the last 12 hours, the gate of grace is winding down!!!!!!


Pls print all printables or at worst make a screenshot of all your documents, then backup either on your email or iCloud.

The alarm for the deaf. Thanks 3000

Majlaw:
Stop listening to Davido song...

Guy u get sharp mouth

28th means the form closes 12am 29th not 28th but from my end I declare this registration close and shortlisting of successful candidates open. Let the countdown begin I wish to play army 1-1. Dem dust me january and i will enter November. Masha Allah

manfarry:
NN to open portal October 3rd.

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