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sofdoc:
Dat Erisegun guy z sometin else. E dey drink anytin...lamba anytin. Buh nah my goon sha.
Zeez dey bring ur orijin come...nah go slow hold am.
No vex Oga mii.

lolzz, no lele baba mii, go slow go sha finish one day. How d preparation for camp nah? Plus whc sch u grad sir?

sofdoc:
Oga no vex...erisegun don finish all the orijin wey I buy.
Hey! Electronzeez abi kiloni on je?
Gbe orijin meeji wa fun alaye mii ni bi. *relaxes wif big tummy*
No vex say d show dey slow down...e b like kingphillip dey find link or mayb d guy don dey build website sef.
Sambisa forest ke?! Dem no fit. Working am done l8 now sef. I don procastinate am 2 much.
God knows best sha.

who be erisegun? Nah funnel imm be wey him finish every? Well am relaxing wt my flat tummy....hehehehe. Yhh I tnk working it is probably late, u can jst chill till next week and see wat apns den, u av d option of redeploying if it's not IB. *still waiting for my orijn*

Lagos JK

sofdoc:
I no work anytin o Oga mii. I b wan work IB buh I no trust anybody wif how guys eyes dey chuk 4 lag. So nah anywhr belle face now.
A lot has really been happening here o...jez take this bottle of chilled orijin and join the show.
Don't be an observer!

hehehehehe, I see....whr d orijin nah lol.....am njoyn d show already sef,. My broda no do anywhr belle face oo, make dem no carry u go sambisa.

sofdoc:
U're welcome bro...u dey work dat lag?!

tankzz so much bro, seems a lot as bn happening here.... Yes jare, wetn man go do, u gat to work everytng in ds country mehn. Wat abt u?

sofdoc:
Welcome...introduce urself to the aus nah.
Name, sch of grad, year, course read n state u wish 2 serve.

tankzzz bro.....shola by name, sch-FUTMINNA, year-2014, course- transport mgt tech, state wishing to serve - lasgidi.

sofdoc:
Welcome...introduce urself to the aus nah.
Name, sch of grad, year, course read n state u wish 2 serve.

ook oo bro.... Shola by name, futminna, 2014, Transport mgt tech, lasgidi

MzJackBaueress:

.Oenomaus....lolz, wat a striking resemblance

sofdoc:
Fanks bro...most important info I've seen ever since. E b like film...feels like I'm thr already
Are u an expecting otondo?!

. Yes bruv!! A15....feel same mehn

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. Jeezz!!!!

NYSC Orientation Camp Preparation

This tips are for prospective corp members
and graduates preparing for NYSC. This are
things you need to know before going to
camp and after leaving the NYSC Camp.

MIND PREPARATION :
You need to prepare your mind that you
are leaving home for a regimented life in
the camp. Life in the camp is deliberately
made stressful so as to prepare you for any
challenge that may confront you outside the camp. You will not find it too comfortable, It' s a camp and not your flat! Just be ready for anything.

ITEMS YOU WILL NEED.(Very Important one
are
a. Statement of Result
b. School ID Card
c. Passport photographs (30 copies, Surplus
is
better than inadequacy)
d. Call-Up Letter (DO NOT laminate it
please).
e. A Clear Bag file (To house the above
items)
f. Most importantly, Your Quran, or Bible.
NB: Get 10 photocopies each of items A,B,
and
D above. The copies may be surplus.
OTHER IMPORTANT ITEMS YOU WILL ALSO
NEED. (For your Convenience)
a. Stapler, pin and office gum (will save you
the stress of 'borrow-me')
b. Two or three white T-shirts and shorts
(You will be given two sets but you may not
like the quality).
c. Two or three pairs of socks and a white
rubber tennis shoes (for d rainy days).
d. Bathroom slippers.
e.Dettol
f. Two plastic buckets (You can buy it in the
camp but it will be more expensive) and a
permanent marker.
g. Sponge and its case, bath-soap and
detergent
h. Bed sheet, towel and wrapper and two
pairs of casual wear. Just have them.
i. Mosquito Net (not compulsory)
j. Handkerchiefs (very important especially
for those dat sweat like xmas ewu)
k. Waist bag (very very important for
housing your phones, ID Cards,
Handkerchief, biros, etc)
l. Novels
m. Small-sized Torch light/ Rechargeable
lamp (small one please)
n. Your ATM card(s)
o. Cooler (not a party cooler please) cup
and spoon. Fork is not allowed
p. Phone and charger
q. Beverages
r. Ladies could add any other few
conveniences.
s. Money! Money! Money! Hold good cash
please depending on how you spend.
GO EARLY!
Even if the camp is on your street, go early.
If you are posted to a far state, go the day
before the camp opens. They will allow you
in. Going late will make you go through
registration stress. Be warned !
SCREENING
It starts at the gate. They don't want u to
bring in prohibited items like iron, knife,
bombs, etc.
REGISTRATION
The first one is for hostel/bed space. Then
the paper registrations proper. Make
everything ready. Look out for information
pasted on walls.
Follow instructions strictly.
YOUR KITS
During the registration, you will get your
kits - shirts, shorts, etc. Use the marker to
write your Code Number (CN) on them
'sharp-sharp" You will also be given a tag
that will show your CN. That will be your ID
Card temporarily. You take it
EVERYWHERE in camp. You will be given a
meal ticket. Misplace it and forget about
NYSC food (hunger will finish Ʋ if Ʋ no get
moni)
DURATION
You will be in the camp for 20 full days. The
21st day is the day you will leave camp.
THERE YOU GO!
Immediately you have your kits, only your
T-shirt and shorts with the tennis shoe are
allowed on you. No room for casual wears.
Parade/ marching training starts
immediately. The soldiers will not give you
breathing space at all.
You will have the first one that same Day
One. Watch Out! people could be fainting
on the Parade Ground. You won't faint,
calm down... So eat well. It's the stress that
causes their
fainting. Don't form superman o, EAT !
YOUR MORNINGS
A small trumpet wakes you at 5am.
Everybody gathers at the Parade Ground
(PG) at 5:30am. You have your praise,
worship and prayer the Christian and
Muslim ways. Blah-blah-blah till
the day breaks finally. Breakfast follows!
After eating, you will be called out again for
the series of programmes up for you.
Then you have your lunch. Rest a little and
you are out again for evening parade

Ekuro - davido. Let her go - passenger

The question am asking myself is, can sanusi give his daughter(if he has any) out to man at the age of 17

What about the ones that claim staffs....lol

Ojuju is back....arsenal fans shivering already!!

Good one for messi, history gonna be made on sunday....

He deserves it mehnn...

Emi noni

Chaii, dis lady is just too pretty