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Romance / Re: If Your Ex Sends " You Will Never Find Someone Like Me Again" by shollyaj(m): 4:01pm On Mar 11, 2013
Let Nature take it cause! Lobatan.
Celebrities / Re: Goldie Snatched My Husband - Ifeoma Harvey, Goldie's Former Best Friend by shollyaj(m): 12:52am On Feb 18, 2013
Double wahala for dead body Oooooo.
Crime / Re: Man Charged For Stealing N1000 Bible by shollyaj(m): 6:43am On Oct 27, 2012
I just hope they won't stone him to death or something....Cause it is ONLY in Nigeria that you steal little things and get lynched or stoned to DEATH, while those who steal Billions has Bodyguards & Patrols......MaY GOD HELP US
Jokes Etc / Re: No Be Every Person Wey Carry Woman Face Be Woman Ooooo. by shollyaj(m): 12:44pm On Jul 02, 2012
Na so dem reach the babe's place and My Guy tell d babe OoooH Mehn! Your place Balm Oooo. and the babe said" Just a Lil Hiding place for me" But Thanks I appreciate that. and My Guy don sharp sharp dem smooch d baby Ooooo.
My Guy:- Oooh baby you get boobs Ooo
Babes:- Thanks Darling
and small time d baby go under Mr Duru and na so my guy begin Enjoy himself & small time d baby asked" Duru" and would you like to under me as well? and my guy talk say " Oooh baby you don do your own well, make me sef prove myself to you say I be Mr Duru Amaechi Nwatalagu! and the Babe smiled and Winked @ him....Full of Expectance of how trilling mr Duru would go under her....and mr duru gently pulled out her tight jeans and slowly getting down to her panties and he still begin de talk to the girl say "BABY I GO SHOW YOU WONDER" My Angel...cos you sweet and your body sweet join! and he pulled off the pant and some string just pulled off out of her pant, so thick & strong and na him my friend look well and shouted " CHINEKE MEH! Werin be ds? Werin I do you O baby? wetin you carry? Ooooh Jesussssss! Wetin you carry for UNDER na? This one na PENIS! and d babe replied" What are you saying? I'm a cross dresser and You seem all happy about it and now, You making me feel so bad. NA him my guy talk say no be to cross dress you well talk, U come carry my kind thing for under say make me GO UNDER U. I no de do that one lie lie. Nmba! Infacti, I de commot now
Jokes Etc / Re: No Be Every Person Wey Carry Woman Face Be Woman Ooooo. by shollyaj(m): 12:36pm On Jul 02, 2012
jeezybuck: Hogwash

I no beg U read @jeezybuck abi wetn be your name? and the last time I check this place is a forum.
Jokes Etc / No Be Every Person Wey Carry Woman Face Be Woman Ooooo. by shollyaj(m): 11:32am On Jul 02, 2012
It happened that One Mr Duru Just Land Obodo Oyinbo! and it was his first week here and on a Friday Nite he needed to go out Clubbing and has my guy reached club.....He was really enjoying the beats & Live music and all of a sudden" My Guy"danced towards some fine beautiful Asian Girl in the Club and He whisphered to her Ears " Oooh Baby....Una mehn U look so fly" and the Lady Responded" Ooooh my Gosh, Thank you" and Duru danced away with the Asian Lady and after a while he asked the lady if he could buy her a drink and the Lady said "Oooh Thanks Darling, That would be Great" and na so my guy go buy the drinks come and handed over one to the lady and he continued to CAJOL the babe and she replied" You are so sweet" Infact I'm already getting Hot for you" and my guy said "Oooh baby, You sweet no be small, You look so take away and I go want to show you wetin I get in stock for you"
Asian babe:- Oooh reaaallly? That would be great! and she further said but there is something you should know about me anyway
My Guy:- Ehnnn and what would that be?
Asian Babe:- I'm a Cross Dresser
And sharp sharp my Guy! no let am cold and him say. No worry baby, I go Cross Dress you wella and You sef go see action
Asian babe:- and again she said " YOU ARE SO SWEET" just wanted you to know
And After a while they both went outside of the club to talk more of their plans and the lady said so what's it gonna be Your Place or Mine? and My Guy talk sharply said Oooh baby your place go better Ooo. and they stopped a Taxi to the Lady's place......To be Continued
Romance / Re: Relationship Dilemma by shollyaj(m): 3:35pm On Jun 14, 2012
If the Lady can foot d bill, why not keep the baby and plan ahead with the Baby with ur partner....Other than flushing it out....For all you know that baby might be bringing in so much JOY to that union. #Think-wise
Celebrities / Re: Kris Humphries Is Dating Kim Kardashian Look-a-like Fatmire Sinanaj by shollyaj(m): 5:19am On Jun 07, 2012
Hmmmmm cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: How Would You Cope With A Snoring Partner? by shollyaj(m): 5:05am On Jun 07, 2012
Back in the days na OROBO! " FAT PEOPLE" De snore....But Nowadays LEPA, Skinny, Tiny all join de snore Like say dem cattle ranch.
Travel / Re: Aero Contractor Plane Misses Runway At Uyo Airport by shollyaj(m): 4:51am On Jun 07, 2012
Laff won tear my belle......This is a shocker. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked 9ja una no de carry last. Aero plane missing. LWKMD!
Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Verbally Abusive by shollyaj(m): 4:49am On Jun 07, 2012
In your Best Interest.....Vamooosssseeeee from d Relationship, Before It gets physical.
Best of Luck.
Travel / Re: Pictures Of Dana Air Crash Victims by shollyaj(m): 1:53pm On Jun 04, 2012
Hmmm so sad....You gambled away people's life for Greed, Money & Power and U think your Kids won't suffer too. Its a matter of time.
Travel / Re: Dana Airplane Crashed At Iju-Agbado, Ayinla Bus-Stop by shollyaj(m): 5:13pm On Jun 03, 2012
So sad......
Celebrities / Re: Top 5 Most Annoying Naija Celebs by shollyaj(m): 4:48pm On May 03, 2012
Nna werin happen? see long list. anyway for me his Emeka Ike " He's just too fake @ everything" and I support@ Nikkimono on Kel.." Na so she go de do like say na she do pass for the industry, unto her 1 popular Wa wa alright song.
Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day: Valentine Blues by shollyaj(m): 6:18am On Feb 15, 2012
LWKMD! What an Experience
Music/Radio / Re: New Video Titled " Omo Mushin" By Sholly Banks by shollyaj(m): 11:19am On Oct 01, 2011
Music/Radio / New Video Titled " Omo Mushin" By Sholly Banks by shollyaj(m): 11:18am On Oct 01, 2011
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Politics / Re: The Politics Of "our Time" by shollyaj(m): 5:34am On Mar 24, 2011
Thumbs up eLDee.
Religion / Re: Hurray Daddyg.o Enoch Adejare Adeboye Turns 70 Years Old Today by shollyaj(m): 9:27am On Mar 03, 2011
Happy Bday Sir. Make God continually enrich you with his Words. Long Life & Prosperity!
Business / Re: Worst Bank In Nigeria by shollyaj(m): 10:22pm On Mar 02, 2011
First Inland Bank, now Fin Bank
Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Shoots Wife Five Times In Atlanta, Georgia by shollyaj(m): 12:49pm On Mar 02, 2011
Na wa oooo. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Crime / Re: Owner Of Burnt Daycare Flees Us To Nigeria by shollyaj(m): 12:32pm On Mar 02, 2011
So sad!

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