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Make dem no bring this one come Nigeria ooooo, cos lately seems all virus always find its way to enter this country.

The Difference is very clear... THE RICH and then the Poor.

Association of Name checkers Nko?

This I can't read cos I don't care and don't wanna marry a virgin..

I don't like blood and I no fit dey follow or help one woman do wahala on bed...

Give them small stout like 30mins prior to feeding them real food.... I have heard it works.....lol..

you will come back to say every food they took was a hit back to back...

shebi you're still living in the 80s so the best state to marry from as of now...its borno state...or you go to various idp camps in the north...you will get good ladies there with cheap bride price....

I have long loose faith in front page news..

so someone can just go anywhere now to download photos put it on here and it will hit front page..

fok that shit.....in olamide's voice


seun this 2016 we need better news on FP.

The thing is just that your son will never forget about it...it can't be erased off his head..cos once in a while..he still would be having flashes of what he saw...so its better you're more closer to him and start letting him know about sex education.....

I wasn't even 10 when one aunty for our compound then abused me sexually many years ago....now I'm in my late 20s and I tell you I still had flashes of what that aunty use to do to me then.... so best thing for you is to be closer to ur son and stylishly start letting him know about sex education....

First.. Alot of people on here does not know what Industry means... First you guys really need to school those that have never toured Ogun state before, you need to school them and let them know that Ogun state after Lagos has the highest number of employer of Labour.


Lagos is a commercial state, while Ogun state has the highest number of Industries...I cant start mentioning companies i know in Ogun state now, cos they are just too much... but some peeps on here, just really need to take time out to tour places like AGbara,Otta, Mowe/Ibafo, sagamu,

Coming on here and trying to list industries In ogun state is sick.. cos you cant even mention all the ones on MOWE?IBAFO road finish sef.


[b]lagos Ibadan road axis,with over 70% of that road portion being part of Ogun state.They also have the sagamu-ijebu axis,the owode axis .thge waterside axis and the mighty Agbara industrial complex... And some on Ofada/Abeokuta Axis....anambra is nowher[/b]e


Lagos is the most commercialised.
ogun state remains the most industrialized states.




#fact.

emusmith:
Do you research again. I lived in the north. I stand to be corrected.

you live in the North and then? that doesn't mean u should know everything about a man that HSS spent so many years in the west too...dangote nor sleep under trailer Mr....go and researche about the Dantata /dangote dynasty...

I don't know when people of the North like to dey lie...are you lie Muhammed brother?

Fear North

Nice Write up but OP Dangote never slept under the trailer...that one na big lie...get your facts right...

Yahoo Boys and Those Naija drug dealers away are enriching our dieing economy in thier own way....... I still think its beter than a Dino Melaya stealing our money and enriching Bank of America... these are are getting them back their own way.

Me from my own point of view i think the FG should stylishly support them ooo.. with the state of our Economy thats bad.. lets just do the math...

If 10 Yahoo boyz can get $100,000, with thier exxceisve spending and they inject the $100,000 * 10 i think it wil greatfly help our economy one way of the other ooooo.. these are are helping the economy stay Affloat in thier own way....


My thoughts sha.

since he has everything...
if you're a woman give him a deep kiss and your punami he will appreciate it.
if you're a man give him your gf/wife for a night.
if you're a nursing mother give him fresh milk from your bosso ...

Okay the pastor got a car worth #43million and giving windows things worth #1.5million...okay God dey sha..

Yaaaa you got your Answer here.. and fine joint whey dem dey sell correct Jedi: ommot sugar, conka and cos..Make the join your office Bro...your nympho wife will always run from you when you try this

DonX001:
Guy no fear, no run.

Just make sure you always drink a mixture of alomo bitters, burantashi, 2 shots of dry gin, 1 yoghurt with 2 raw eggs to replenish protein.
Mix these and drink it everyday morning and night.
It will ensure your dick is always like iron....24hrs everyday whether you are sleeping, praying or working.

Before 2 weeks time, anytime you enter the house, she will either jump out through the window or run into the toilet and lock the door till you leave.

Thank me later.


PS: Anybody that tries the above.....on your own o!

My advice.. Just endure till you graduate, have a job of your own. and start feeding yourself.... the truth is for the fact that you still living with ya parents, and you sleeping under thier root, and they still give you money and food? they will keep Bossing you and decising for you... .. Go Make money my Nigga, Man up when you graduate Bro.. no one will Boss you around Again when you hustling for yourself.

ANd so? Make we dey run?? sometimes the things that hit front page sometimes just make me wonder sha... so they are back together.. so we should not sleep or what?

If its possible.... women should be pantieless....Lol.... with all that kind heats, period and everything that comes outta down there? I think we shouldn't be talking about how many times they should change panties... we should be advising women should be pantless instead..... My thoughts sha

Guy i am sorry to say... you're silly.... with all the English Linda ikeji sabi.. she never marry... you got yourself a wife material, yet you're judging her that she's an illetrate... who has English helped? Ask them Gen Nnaji and linda Ikeji dem go tell you.... I wish its possible you just pass me the lady.. i will marry her Asap after few months of dating/courting.

macklef:
I dont know for sure, but a good guess will always be pipeline vandalization.

Just trying to see how safe it is around there..and hope no shooting.

Pls house and everybody living inside Arepo...what's the situation of Army presence there in Arepo? just heard there's a heavy military presence in Arepo too...not at home yet...but am already feeling scared going home tomorrow from the wedding I came here at Abeokuta.... any update pls about the military presence there....

Woooooow so many jobless people are on Nairaland ooo... well una better go start dey play sport bets... or go learn Yahoo, or go find link join bunkering .... I think those are the sure ways now... And be sef dey find the link.

birdman:
I beg to disagree. The pope can request that plane anytime he wants. It is reserved for him. In essence, the state itself has bought a jet for the pope.

Now compare that with a pastor preaching a sermon in one city on saturday night, and another sermon in another time zone the next morning. Obviously driving is not feasible. Neither can you carry all your staff for 4-5 hour wait at the airport every weekend, assuming you can even find a flight when you want. Have you ever flown a 12 hour flight before? What evangelist is going to try a world missions trip lasting a 3 months flying every two to three days. Even Reinhard Bonnke, on moving to the US, needed a private jet. God so kind, he found a preacher that gave it to him for free!

Are there carnal christians and pastors that lust after jets because it is a status symbol? Yeah. But there are also carnal christians, like you, who think all there is to a plane is the status symbol. The plane is a tool. Its very effective for Ceos, vps , presidents because they can get from point a to point b quickly. . And it is a very effective tool for moving significant ministry resources from point a to point b at a moments notice

I really enjoy your point here...but what's your take on churches owning schools? okay let's not talk about the high fee they charge...I think churches school should be price competing with Gotv owned schools...

and again after churches school has balance all its expenditure for the year..where does the remaining interest they gain goes to?....enlighten me abeg

Take Baby oku and koboko I swear na you yourself go dey Beg the dick yo go down.

dont forget, sleeping also throws you into poverty....
In olamide's voice.... Jazy O kin sun Hustle yi sha ni ko ko.


Posted Abeg dey there dey sleep... you head

Coming from people who gave us geniuses in form of the Anajembas,Nwude,Osisikankwu,Cifford orji, Onwuhara,Duru et al,this is definitely a satire.All these guys were what pele and maradona are to soccer in their fields.Just like my signature says,don't compare jaws to nemo.

I be laughing in spanish by the time their trouble starts.. I just hope Bombing wont start in Europe too soon... cos they dont even know if they are letting ISIS sympatizers in too.. and Imagine the rapid switch from christainity to Islam in france... expect more of that in other EU zone too....

And something to think about.. the GULF state (Arab nations) are richer than most of this European countries.. and non of the gulf state has accepted single Immigrant......

Whoever, whichever, enikeni, eniyan. anybody that put this shit on front page.. seun sack the person.... which kind news they hit frontpage this days??... can you imagine... and i was even finding the curves... what do you want omotola and toolz and co to do?

I only came to check the name. and i am not disappointed. i havent even read the news yet.. i think i should now read after seeing the name.